After being divorced by Slag Gong, I have the cub of his richest uncle

Tang Yuji stood aside with his hands behind his back, and Jiang Yu lay on the sofa with his hands on his head, frowning and looking at the test paper in his hand: "Whatever..."

Tang Yuji glanced at him quietly, then quickly withdrew his eyes.

Jiang Yu sat up: "59 points is too much."

Jiang Yu looked at him puzzled: "Didn't you score [-] points every time before?"

Tang Yuji said: "I didn't perform well."

"Didn't perform well?" Jiang Yu said: "Isn't your IQ 130? It seems to be an underestimation. A math paper in the first grade of elementary school can't be done with an IQ of 130?"

"People always make mistakes." Tang Yuji said: "The nest is still so small, so the IQ test is not accurate. Some people may be smart at the beginning, but become stupid as they grow up."

"is it?"

Jiang Yu looked at him: "Based on what you said, 130 didn't run away, just like your father when he was a child."

Tang Yuji: "..."

That's right, Tang Yuji, also known as Zhuzhubao, sometimes called Tang Dudu, sometimes called Jiangroubao, etc., depending on his father Jiang Yu's mood, there are more nicknames waiting to be unlocked.

I'm in first grade this year!

Today, he got 59 points in the math test, and the teacher asked him to come back and ask his parents to sign.

Tang Yuji said: "Baba, please sign."

"I won't sign it, so I tell you to sign it blankly."

"No more." Tang Yuji was about to cry, "Can't you just sign it, I'm so busy."

"Oh, do you mean I'm free? I have nothing to do?"

Tang Yuji: "..."

Tang Yuji said: "Wo didn't say that."

"Forget it, I don't care about like a child." Jiang Yu said generously.

Tang Yuji: "..."

Jiang Yu said: "Since you scored 59 points in the test this time, I'm going to buy you a set of math problems, one set per day, exactly [-] sheets in a set, and you don't have to do it when you get a full score in the test."

"..."

All right, 10 minutes a day.

Jiang Yu said: "Sixth grade! Don't think I don't know your little thoughts."

Okay, it's still 10 minutes.

Jiang Yu said: "Olympiad!"

Okay, it's still only 10 minutes.

"Are you afraid?" Jiang Yu said.

"..." Tang Yuji lowered his head and held his mouth: "I'm afraid."

It's really scary.

Seeing that he knew he was wrong, Jiang Yu softened his heart, and said earnestly, "Have you heard the story about Shang Zhongyong? There is a child named Shang Zhongyong... and he will become an ordinary person in the end. Don't think you are smart. If you are so tall, you don’t need to work hard, you do have inherent advantages, but if you don’t work hard the day after tomorrow, you will end up hurting Zhong Yong.”

"Isn't his name Fang Zhongyong?"

Jiang Yu: "..."

"No matter what!" Jiang Yu coughed: "59 points is really too much!"

Tang Yuji: "..."

Jiang Yu said: "Do you understand?!"

Tang Yuji: "..."

Do you understand what?

"Understood!"

Huh, Jiang Yu breathed a sigh of relief, it was so dangerous, fortunately, the situation was finally contained, ah, really, the story of hurting Zhongyong was a story he had read in the first grade of primary school, it is understandable if he forgot his surname, as long as he remembers the truth correctly .

Tang Yuji was really too smart, Jiang Yu sighed, it put a lot of pressure on him as a father, Tang Hanqian was all to blame, why did he make the child so smart!

Tang Yuji put away the test paper, and if Dad didn't sign it for him, he wouldn't go to him to sign it.Compared with Dad, it's really scary to stay on the ground.Dad is easy to fool anyway, but it's not good to be dumb, he can tell what he's thinking with just one look, very annoying Nuo.

Fortunately, he can imitate handwriting!

You can sign it yourself later!

Tang Yuji said: "What are we going to eat later, Dad?"

Tang Hanqian went on a business trip and came back at night, but it was past eight o'clock when he came back, and he couldn't make it in time to have dinner with their father and son, Jiang Yu said: "Why don't you ask your grandma, you will come back at night and go to see your grandma, The two of us will go to eat first, and wait for him to come back."

Tang Yuji immediately called his grandma happily. He liked the sweet and sour pork made by Aunt Zhang the most!

As soon as the video call was connected, Mrs. Tang's voice came out: "Baby! Come to grandma for dinner! Aunt Zhang made sausage today."

Tang Yuji swallowed his saliva: "Okay, okay, I still want to eat sweet and sour pork, and I want fat diced meat without a little lean meat!"

"Good boy." Mrs. Tang said in embarrassment: "Your fathers won't let us feed you such greasy food, you will gain weight."

"Woooooo."

Tang Yuji held his face in both hands, and tilted his head coquettishly: "But Zhuzhubao is so hard to think about, I want to think about it even in my dreams, grandma is the best~"

Jiang Yu behind him: "..."

Mrs. Tang immediately said: "You can eat whatever you want, sweet and sour pork, right? Grandma will ask Aunt Zhang to make it for you!"

"Grandma nests in love! Zhuzhubao loves grandma the most~"

Jiang Yu: "..."

The little rascal.

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Yu said, "How many times have you eaten sweet and sour pork this week?"

Tang Yuji: "...But I really want to think about it, I'm under a lot of pressure."

Jiang Yu: "... Where does the pressure come from at your young age?"

"Elementary school students are also under a lot of pressure. I think about getting a [-]% in the exam every day, and my hair is about to fall out." Tang Yuji blinked at his father, his wet eyes were like deer's, and his heart softened when he looked at Jiang Yu , "Baba will let the nest once, and I won't eat the nest again this week!"

Jiang Yu: "...today is Sunday."

Jiang Yu pinched his face, the fleshy face, he didn't need to pinch it hard, it was bulging like a little hamster, it was already cute without being coquettish, and with a little pout, Mrs. Tang could take her heart out give him.

Not only that, this small face is not only cute, but also inherits the advantages of the two of them. At a young age, the bridge of the nose is high and straight, and the eyes also have the charm of Tang Hanqian. Now it is round and cute, but when you bow your head You can see the fierce posture on Tang Hanqian's body.How old is he? Every time he picks up someone, he finds a lot of chocolates in his schoolbag.

Children now.

Jiang Yu said: "Do you think that no one can resist your cute little face?"

Zhuzhubao said: "It's okay."

Jiang Yu: "..."

Jiang Yu stood up: "Wait until you come back in a daze."

As soon as Tang Hanqian was mentioned, Zhuzhubao became a little wilted.

Jiang Yu said, "Clean up and we'll leave."

As soon as he finished speaking, the phone rang again, and Zhao Juan made a video call.

"Where's my baby?" Zhao Juan immediately asked as soon as the connection was made.

Jiang Yu: "...I know, Tang Yuji!"

Zhuzhubao's calf was flying upside down, pounced over, and said in a milky way: "Grandma~"

"Here, my dear grandson." Zhao Juan asked curiously, "Did you eat well? Come to grandma, grandma will cook something delicious for you, okay?"

……

Looking at his son's melancholy face for a moment, Jiang Yu smiled, "Aren't you very smart, it depends on you."

"Actually, Wo just promised Grandma Tang to have a meal with her."

Jiang Yu snorted, there are times when you didn't recruit.

Zhao Juan said: "It's okay to come to grandma's place after eating."

Pig bun: ...

No matter how you call it a pig bun, it only has one stomach.

Zhuzhubao said: "The nest is actually not for dinner. Grandma still remembers the perfume rose you want? I found out that she has it when I went to Grandma Tang's house last time. I just want to get one for you today." .”

Jiang Yu: "..."

Wow……

He thought the kid was gone.

Zhao Juan was so moved, "Baby, grandma didn't love you for nothing, it's okay if grandma doesn't want you, grandma just wants to have dinner with you."

"Wo also wants to have dinner with grandma!" Zhuzhubao pouted: "Then let's go out to eat together today? I know there is a place where you can eat delicious sweet and sour pork!"

Jiang Yu: "..."

Just like sweet and sour pork.

In the end, everyone decided to go out to eat together. Halfway through the meal, Tang Hanqian called and said that he was coming soon. Jiang Yu got up and went to the door to pick him up. Zhuzhubao also followed, and Jiang Yu took Zhuzhubao out.

It was a little cold outside, Jiang Yu hugged Zhuzhubao and wrapped the scarf tightly for him, Zhuzhubao held a hand warmer in his arms, and leaned his head against Jiang Yu's neck.

Jiang Yu said, "Is it cold?"

Zhuzhubao shook his head: "It's not cold."

At this time, a car came, and a child about the size of Zhuzhubao got out of the car. He was held by an adult and jumped into the door.

Jiang Yu said: "You see, no one is allowed to be hugged by parents."

Zhuzhubao said confidently: "The nest is still small."

Jiang Yu smiled and said, "Do you think which of your classmates is still being hugged by their parents?"

Zhuzhubao said: "I'm only five years old, much younger than them."

Jiang Yu kissed him on the cheek, the little guy's fleshy face was flushed from the cold, but his eyes were wide open, waiting for his dazed figure.Tang Hanqian has been on a business trip for several days, the little guy must miss him.

After a while, a Rolls-Royce drove over, and Zhuzhubao immediately cheered up and said, "Pu Ba~"

Tang Hanqian got out of the car, ran over in a few steps, took his son from Jiang Yu, kissed him, and Zhuzhubao kissed him back, "Baba, why did you come back?" As he said that, his eyes turned red and tears It came down with a blink.

Tang Hanqian was very distressed, wiped his tears, and hugged him into the door: "Why are you crying, isn't Baba coming back?"

"Hmph." Zhuzhubao hugged Tang Hanqian tightly, and Tang Hanqian patted his back lightly: "Don't cry, don't cry."

"Baba, don't leave again, okay?"

"Okay, okay." Tang Hanqian agreed first anyway.

"Don't throw away the piggy buns, okay?"

"Good good."

"I'll have another plate of sweet and sour pork, okay?"

"..."

When Tang Hanqian came in, the dishes had been replaced with hot ones. Mrs. Tang carried her grandson over and saw that there were still tears hanging on Zhuzhubao's eyelashes. She immediately felt very distressed. The two grandmas were very distressed, "Why are you crying? La?"

Old Madam Tang said angrily, "You scolded him?"

Jiang Yu and Tang Hanqian: "..."

Jiang Yu said: "I didn't scold him, I thought he would pull it out, I just cried when I saw Hanqian."

"Ouch." Mrs. Tang wiped his tears, "My baby."

After finishing speaking, he said to Tang Hanqian: "You can travel as little as possible. The baby is still so young, can you take care of your family first?"

Tang Hanqian: "..."

Tang Hanqian said: "Whenever I was on a business trip, he was not like this."

Zhuzhubao was still crying, and said pitifully: "Grandma wants to eat sweet and sour pork."

Mrs. Tang Zhao Juan: "You can eat as much as you want."

Jiang Yu and Tang Hanqian: "..."

Jiang Yu said: "Mom, you are doting. He is still so young. Eating so much fat is not good for your health. Obesity in children is very harmful."

Zhao Juan said: "Then, let's eat less."

In fact, Zhuzhubao is not fat. Although he likes to eat sweet and sour pork, Baba told him that eating too much is not good for his health, and he is very obedient and just eat two yuan. It's just that Baba's grandma is always there, so he wants to act like a baby.

Jiang Yu was enough to eat two bites, and picked up food for Tang Hanqian: "Is the business settled?"

Tang Hanqian was really hungry, "It's almost there, just sign the contract later."

"Did you not sleep well yesterday, and the dark circles under your eyes came out." Jiang Yu felt distressed: "You can travel with peace of mind when you are on a business trip. I am so anxious to come back and stay up late to work, how can my body bear it?"

Tang Hanqian squeezed his hand quietly, knowing that Jiang Yu loved him: "It won't be like this next time."

"When did you never say that?" Jiang Yu sighed, "Just like your son!"

Tang Hanqian laughed: "Whoever said that I am like a son, you are saying the opposite."

"Let's eat your meal." Jiang Yu sandwiched a piece of sweet and sour pork for you: "Try your son's favorite."

Tang Hanqian ate a piece, "It's delicious, and we are quite good at making sweet and sour pork here."

"Isn't it?" Jiang Yu snorted, "I heard that your son likes sweet and sour pork, and I specially hired a chef who is good at it. Your son is quite fond of noodles."

The pig buns dangled their calves and ate sweet and sour pork, "What are Pai Noodles?"

"Delicious food can't stop your mouth."

After returning home after dinner, Jiang Yu took a bath for Zhuzhubao, watched the little guy fall asleep, and then lay down with peace of mind, and soon fell asleep.

After a while, the little guy walked out the door lightly, wanting to go to the TV in the living room and get back the math paper that Jiang Yu put there, and while he couldn't remember it, he secretly imitated his signature and it was over.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the living room, he saw Tang Hanqian sitting there.

Holding the test paper that he scored 59 points in his hand.

Tang Hanqian saw him and waved: "Come here."

Zhuzhubao knew that he was going to die, so he moved over without any desire, "Pu Ba~"

"Yeah." Tang Hanqian nodded: "If it weren't for the sound of baling, I would have thought my son was faked by an alien."

Pig bun: "..."

Zhuzhubao quickly admitted his mistake: "Baba, I made a mistake, I must try my best to get [-] points next time."

"Don't be sloppy with Baba." Tang Hanqian looked at him: "You don't think that Baba really believes that you got the score of 59?"

"The big question is correct, but the simple question is wrong several times. In my opinion, it's not that you didn't work hard, but it seemed like you were doing it on purpose."

Zhuzhubao didn't speak.

Tang Hanqian was not angry, and said earnestly, "Did something happen in school?"

Zhuzhubao raised his head, "Baba, aren't people who are too smart annoying?"

Tang Hanqian said: "How can a smart person be hated by people? You can only be hated if you use your cleverness in the wrong place. Are you like this?"

Zhuzhubao thought for a while and shook his head, but he didn't.

Tang Hanqian said: "Then you won't be hated by others, you will only be liked by others, don't everyone like you too?"

Yes, the teachers and classmates basically like him very much, and like to make friends with him, except for one person.

Zhuzhubao said: "There is a person who doesn't seem to like me very much."

Tang Hanqian touched his son's face, his gentle eyes were full of encouragement, "There are all kinds of people in the world, it is impossible for everyone to like you, the last thing you need to do is to compromise."

Tang Hanqian signed his name on the 59-point math paper and handed it to Zhuzhubao: "Remember to hand it to the teacher tomorrow, go to sleep."

Zhuzhubao held the paper, listened to Baba's words, strengthened his mind, and kissed Tang Hanqian: "Baba good night."

"Good night."

On Monday, Zhuzhubao came to school with a schoolbag on his back. In the afternoon, there was a physical education class. The first-grade little potatoes gathered in the playground. Today there was a race. The little potatoes ran 100 meters. They have been divided into groups to practice many times.

Zhuzhubao is standing on the starting line, doing stretching exercises according to the teacher's slogan.

Beside him was a little boy who was about the same height as him, wearing glasses, and said to Zhuzhubao, "I heard that you got 59 points in the test this time?"

Zhuzhubao continued to make moves.

The little boy said: "I got 99 points in the test. Aren't you good at math? Let's calculate how far we are."

Zhuzhu Bao said: "I used to take 98 exams every time, but you took 99, [-], have you counted how many times you lost to me?"

little boy:"……"

The little boy snorted: "You know how to show off, it's really annoying."

The teacher blew the whistle, the game was about to start, Zhuzhubao got ready, "I used to really care about you hating me, but now I don't."

He looked at the little boy with firm eyes, "There will be no more 59 points."

"If you want to catch up with me, then try."

"beep"!

The whistle blew, and Zhuzhubao rushed out without the slightest hesitation.