Jiang Yu got up early in the morning and went to Zhuzhu's private room first to have a look. The little guy woke up earlier than them, and he was dancing and dancing for some reason.Jiang Yu picked him up and took him for a walk. The little guy was sweet and soft, and he liked to lie on other people's bodies to go sightseeing. Jiang Yu could feel that he was very happy, so he took him for a walk for a while.
"You are so heavy." Jiang Yu patted his butt.
Zhuzhubao fluttered around with his little meaty hands, and was also very happy to be slapped by his dad.
Jiang Yu also laughed when he saw his son's appearance. The weather was fine today, and the sun at seven o'clock in the morning shone in, making it very warm.Jiang Yu hugged Zhuzhubao and asked, "Do you like Daddy calling you Zhuzhubao?"
"The pig buns are so cute, don't you think they're cute when you hear them? Every time Dad calls you pig buns, I want to mua you." Jiang Yu tweeted on the little guy's soft face One sip, and another sip, "Hello, is Zhuzhubao here? Emergency call, beep beep beep beep."
Jiang Yu poked his little fleshy face: "You can grow so much just by drinking milk, and you can still eat."
Zhuzhubao: People are iron milk and steel, Daddy.
Tang Hanqian came to feed the baby. He had just washed his face, and his hair was not combed. It fell loosely on his forehead. Tang Hanqian stroked it up several times, but it fell down as usual. bald.
Jiang Yu watched him skillfully soaked the milk, put on a T-shirt casually, the sleeves were a little tight, outlining the strong muscle lines, Jiang Yu said: "I feel like you can hit three of me with one punch."
Tang Hanqian: "..."
Tang Hanqian hugged Baobai, and the little guy was about to take off before he touched the bottle. He brought the bottle to his mouth, hugged him immediately, and started drinking.
"Slow down, no one will grab you." Tang Hanqian wiped the corner of his mouth for him.
Jiang Yu said, "It's the same as when you were a child."
Tang Hanqian: "...how did you know I could eat it when I was a child?"
Jiang Yu said, "Why are you so tall if you can't eat?"
Tang Hanqian: "..."
If the little guy is full, he will give up. If Tang Hanqian feeds it to his mouth again, he will not open his mouth. When he is hungry, no one will take the bottle away. If he is full, he will know who you are, which is very ruthless.
Jiang Yu said: "This is also like you."
Tang Hanqian: "..."
Tang Hanqian said: "So I am so cute in your heart."
Jiang Yu: "..."
???
Tang Hanqian looked at him: "Is there anything else to say?"
Humph.
Jiang Yu said: "Did you not sleep well, I feel that you have a big temper today."
Tang Hanqian kissed Bao Bao's face, put his son back on the bed, touched Jiang Yu's face, and said in a low voice, "Maybe try to praise me next time? I don't guarantee that I will do anything , I am tired of being a Bodhisattva."
Jiang Yu: "..."
Jiang Yu took his hand, put it in his mouth and took a bite.
"what--"
Jiang Yu looked at his fierce expression, raised his chin and said, "Are you going to hit me? Come on, I've never been afraid of fighting."
Tang Hanqian picked him up without saying a word, and closed the door with a bang.
"Let me go, can't I stop fighting? It's really not a good time to fight."
Tang Hanqian smiled: "Is there still time for fighting?"
Jiang Yu said: "I'm just not good in the morning, and you won't have time to cry when I'm fully charged at night."
"..."
Sitting in the office, Jiang Yu raised his hand to look at his arm muscles. He also had muscles, but it was not as good as Tang Hanqian's arm muscles.Normally, Tang Hanqian only used [-]% of his strength to deal with him, but if he really had to use his full strength, it was quite scary.
Really, what do you do with so much strength, and you don't need to go to the construction site to move bricks, like him, it's just right, this is the most perfect state of a man.
Ugh--
I really want to be a strongman too.
A colleague came to ask Jiang Yu to eat. Jiang Yu planned to eat more at noon. If he wanted to be strong, he had to eat more first. One day he would defeat Tang Hanqian, and he was unable to fight back when Tang Hanqian was crushed under him.
Just thinking about this scene makes Jiang Yu excited. As a man, he doesn't want to lose to Tang Hanqian in terms of strength. Just wait, Jiang Yu thinks while eating, as long as he races against time to exercise and sits in the office with his head buried all day long. Tang Hanqian who is working will one day be left behind by him.
When the time comes to fight, you will be hanged and beaten by him.
After dinner, Jiang Yu went to the gym to exercise his muscles. After he lost his "beer belly", his figure returned to its original shape. The figure of exercising in the gym attracted the attention of many people.
Jiang Yu is more than 1.8 meters tall, with broad shoulders and long legs. The appearance of sweating naturally attracted the attention of many girls. Some people approached him to talk to him while he was wiping his sweat.
"Do you have a date?"
Jiang Yu said, "There is one."
"..."
Or are there two more?
"Really, I didn't even see it. Is it also from our company?"
It's your boss.
Jiang Yu said, "He's too shy to come out with me."
Colleagues said one after another: "Jiang Ge's partner must be a big beauty."
Tang Hanqian who walked to the door paused, stopped, and listened quietly.
Jiang Yu imagined Tang Hanqian being called a beauty, held back his laughter, and said in a serious manner, "It's not bad, so good looking."
Tang Hanqian: "..."
"Brother Jiang is too modest. Hearing you say that, he must be a beautiful woman." A colleague joined in the fun: "Tell us how you two got together."
"Harmful." Jiang Yu said: "That's how I know each other. How should I put it, it's because I was handsome, fell in love with me at first sight, actively chased me, and then stalked me, crying, making trouble, and hanged myself."
Tang Hanqian: "..."
Everyone laughed, "Brother Jiang, you dare to say that behind your back. I don't believe that you dare to say that when your partner is standing in front of you."
"Then why dare!" Jiang Yu said, "Even if he stood in front of me, I would still say it right—"
"is it?"
Jiang Yu took a meal.
Tang Hanqian walked over from behind him and said expressionlessly, "What are you talking about?"
Everyone put away their laughing gestures. Tang Dong was in front of him, each more serious than the other, and no one dared to open his mouth. The manager with the highest position said: "We are joking, I heard that Xiao Jiang has a date."
"Oh?" Tang Hanqian looked at Jiang Yu: "Then tell me, I want to hear it too."
"First of all, let's start with how we met."
Jiang Yu: "..."
Jiang Yu said: "...It's okay not to say anything, Director Tang, you are so busy."
Tang Hanqian sat down beside him: "What are you busy with during your lunch break? Tell me quickly. I'm very interested in why you cried, made trouble, and hanged yourself."
Jiang Yu: "..."
The colleague also said: "That's right, Xiao Jiang, let's talk about it, it's rare for Director Tang to come over."
Jiang Yu reluctantly said, "That's right, we met when we were drinking in a bar."
Tang Hanqian: "Oh—the bar, who gave the wine to whom?"
Jiang Yu: "..."
"I gave it to him."
Tang Hanqian looked at him: "Didn't you say that he took the initiative to chase you?"
Jiang Yu: "..."
Jiang Yu was forced to be anxious: "Then you can say whether he fell in love with me at first sight!"
Everyone was eating melons and watching the show, and they were a little confused, did they fall in love at first sight and asked Tang Dong how Tang Dong knew?Where does this follow?
Tang Hanqian looked away, and under Jiang Yu's questioning, his eyes dodged, "Isn't this your story? Ask me why."
Jiang Yu said, "Then is it okay if I don't say anything?"
"..."
"No."
"..."
Everyone, look at me and I look at you. I don’t understand what dumb words the two of them are talking about. Moreover, Jiang Yu is really courageous. He dared to refuse Tang Dong. The only colleague Jiang Yu who knew that the two were lovers stood aside and felt that he was being rejected. Mouth full of dog food.
Later, everyone dispersed after the lunch break, and did not hear Jiang Yu's next story. Tang Hanqian picked up a dumbbell casually, "How is the exercise, can you hit me three times with one punch?"
Jiang Yu: "..."
Jiang Yu said: "You are a football, you can hit three of you with one punch."
Tang Hanqian: "..."
Tang Hanqian said: "Didn't you say that I cried, made trouble, and hanged myself? Can you explain it carefully? I don't seem to have this memory in my mind."
Jiang Yu sighed: "Okay, I admit that what I said was a bit exaggerated——"
Tang Hanqian: "A little exaggerated?"
"You are the child's father anyway, can you be more broad-minded?"
"..."
"I let you talk about everything? Is it hurting you to apologize to me after punching me?" Tang Hanqian put down the dumbbell, "Do you think you can deal with me by lifting the dumbbell twice?"
Jiang Yu said: "I did more than lift it twice!"
Tang Hanqian: "..."
Tang Hanqian sighed: "I didn't come to quarrel with you. Baobai will make invitations for a hundred days. Who do you want to invite relatives and friends in your family? Think about it these two days, and send out the invitations next week."
The two finally decided that the wedding should not be held together with Baitian. Zhuzhubao should have his own Baitian banquet, and their fathers should not steal his limelight.
Jiang Yu said: "Our family is easy to deal with, but your family is troublesome."
The Tang family did invite a lot of people, and his mother had already started thinking about the list of the Hundred Days Banquet, but if Baobai invited close relatives and friends, it was fine, so the number of people was not bad.
Tang Hanqian said: "You don't need to invite the seven aunts and the eight aunts. It's better for Baobai's hundred-day banquet to be private, as long as your close relatives and friends come."
Jiang Yu said: "There are no seven aunts or eight aunts in our family."
Tang Hanqian: "...I'm just making an analogy."
"Okay, I'll make a phone call and talk to my mother, and I can give you the list tomorrow at the latest."
Jiang Yu said: "Then Director Tang, I'll go back to work first."
Tang Hanqian: "...Who is Tang Dong?"
"You?" Jiang Yu said, "Does the Tang Corporation have another Tang Director?"
"If you do this again, I will be angry. The kind that can't be coaxed well."
"Okay, don't be angry."
"Tang Dong."
"..."
When Jiang Yu got off work, he suddenly wanted to eat stinky tofu. He waited for Tang Hanqian in the parking lot wearing a padded jacket. After a while, he saw the elevator door open, and Tang Hanqian in a black coat came out with the key, wearing the scarf he bought for him.
Jiang Yu said, "Shall we take this Bentley today?"
Tang Hanqian opened the car door: "What's the matter? Isn't it the morning?"
Jiang Yu hesitated, and said hesitantly, "Well, I want to eat stinky tofu."
Tang Hanqian asked, "Does stinky tofu stink?"
"...If it doesn't stink, why is it called stinky tofu?"
Tang Hanqian: "..."
Tang Hanqian said: "You also know it smells bad, do you really want to eat it in my car?"
Jiang Yu said, "Will eating stinky tofu affect your driving a Bentley?"
Tang Hanqian: "..."
"It's here!" Jiang Yu knocked on the car window, "This stinky tofu is super delicious! When I was in college, I came to buy it every day, and the boss knew me."
Jiang Yu asked Tang Hanqian: "Can you eat spicy food?"
Tang Hanqian said, "I won't eat."
"Eat a little, I'll give you a slightly spicy one." Jiang Yu got out of the car, and there were many people waiting at the food stall. It was just after school and get off work, and everyone was waiting for food.
It rained yesterday, and the temperature dropped immediately. When we got up in the morning, it was freezing. Everyone huddled together, braving the cold wind, waiting to eat stinky tofu.
When Jiang Yu got out of the car and smelled it, he was about to salivate. Tang Hanqian also got out of the car and immediately became sober after smelling the smell. Jiang Yu bought two copies and told him, "Put me more stinky sauce."
Tang Hanqian: "..."
His Bentley seems out of the question.
After buying stinky tofu, Jiang Yu got into the car happily, first tied a piece with a bamboo stick and handed it to Tang Hanqian. Tang Hanqian folded his arms and refused to open his mouth: "Eat it yourself."
Jiang Yu said: "Stinky tofu just smells good and tastes bad."
"???"
"Ah, I was wrong. It smells bad and tastes good. If you don't believe me, try it. If it doesn't taste good, hit me."
The smell of stinky tofu could be smelled in the whole compartment now, Tang Hanqian had given up struggling, and opened his mouth without desire, Jiang Yu smiled and fed him.Reach out and touch this overly handsome face: "You are so good."
Tang Hanqian: "..."
Jiang Yu said, "Is it delicious?"
It's pretty good to eat, as Jiang Yu said, it tastes delicious when it smells bad, but he still can't accept the taste of delicious food in the smell, but the more he eats, the more delicious it is.
Jiang Yu watched Tang Hanqian eat it, so he picked up a piece and ate it, squinting his eyes happily, extremely satisfied.The two of you had one piece for me, and they finished eating two boxes of stinky tofu before they got home.
The two entered the house, and Mrs. Tang walked over with fruit, "I'm back—"
"Is there something wrong with my nose or do you two really stink?"
Tang Hanqian: "..."
Tang Hanqian said, "We both ate stinky tofu."
Mrs. Tang said: "You actually ate stinky tofu? Didn't you never eat these things before?"
Tang Hanqian said, "Jiang Yu forced me to eat."
Mrs. Tang said: "Then how much did you eat?"
Tang Hanqian: "...a box."
Mrs. Tang: "..."
The two went upstairs to change clothes to see the baby, because Mrs. Tang said that they smelled too much, and they were afraid of smelling the baby. Tang Hanqian and Jiang Yu couldn't smell it, but Mrs. Tang firmly refused to let them in unless they were changed. clothes.
Entering Zhuzhubao's room, before Jiang Yu could hug Zhuzhubao, Zhuzhubao's mouth deflated and he cried.
Jiang Yu was taken aback, "What's the matter?"
Tang Hanqian said: "He must think we smell like stinky tofu."
"Have I smelled it yet?" Jiang Yu raised his arm and smelled it, and there was indeed no smell. He was a little helpless: "Wow, does your son have a dog's nose?"
Zhuzhubao cried pitifully, and Xiaorou's face was wrinkled from crying, feeling aggrieved. "Okay, okay." Jiang Yu covered him with a small quilt, "Daddy is going out now, don't cry."
"Crying so badly, don't you want to be as sweet as your father when you grow up?"
Tang Hanqian: "..."
Tang Hanqian said: "Am I really delicious? I don't think it tastes good now either."
"Oh, is that so?" Jiang Yu looked at him, "Who is that guy who ate one piece after another in the car?"
"You forced me to eat." Tang Hanqian said expressionlessly.
Jiang Yu said: "I force you to eat it, so you can eat it. If you don't want to eat it, who can force you to eat it? Stinky tofu is delicious. Is it embarrassing to admit that it is delicious?"
Tang Hanqian said: "Why do I have to admit that it's delicious? I have other things to do, so I won't chat with you here." After saying that, he turned and left.
Jiang Yu chased after her, "Tang Zhenxiang, wait for me."
Tang Hanqian: "..."
After dinner, Tang Hanqian stayed in the study, and Jiang Yu lay on the bed and called his mother: "I won't invite so many people here, we don't plan to make a big deal for a hundred days, just call some close relatives and friends over for dinner." gone."
Zhao Juan said: "If this is the case, we won't be able to call a few people here. I, you, Uncle Jiang, and Xiaoxue are almost the same."
Zhao Juan's family has relatively few relatives, and Jiang Chunhai's stepchildren are not very familiar with Jiang Yu, so there is no need to ask them to go.
"It's good, just a few of us have a meal together."
"Alright then, I'll write down the name and give it to you tomorrow."
Zhao Juan sighed: "The nickname of Zhuzhubao..."
Jiang Yu: "..."
"It's very nice, how cute, you really don't have the ability to appreciate it."
Zhao Juan said: "No matter what you say, name your child Zhuzhu..."
Jiang Yu said, "Is there anything else, Mom?"
Zhao Juan: "..."
Jiang Yu hung up the phone angrily, thought for a while, and called Boss Zheng and Tang Jing, Tang Jing first, and the phone rang twice before being picked up: "Hello."
Jiang Yu said, "Is it Young Master Tang?"
Tang Jing said: "Would it be Li Shao who picked up the phone you called me?"
Jiang Yu: "..."
Jiang Yu said: "Young Master Tang, my son will be [-] days old at the end of this month, and we have booked a banquet, can you do me a favor?"
Tang Jing suspected that she had heard it wrong, "What did you say? Your son? Where did you get your son?"
Jiang Yu said: "It's a long story, but he is my own son anyway."
Tang Jing lowered her voice and said, "Did you cuckold Tang Hanqian?"
Jiang Yu: "..."
"No, it's Tang Hanqian and I's child, biological."
Tang Jing was silent for a while, "I'm a little confused, could it be that Tang Hanqian is a woman?"
"..."
"Don't think too much, anyway, you know it's our own son, and Boss Zheng, I will inform him later, by the way, is he at home?"
Tang Jing said: "Not here."
Jiang Yu said, "Let's go for a walk with the dog."
Boss Zheng at the side: "..."
Boss Zheng said: "Tang Jing and I are drinking tea outside. I actually have other things to do besides work. I don't walk the dog all the time."
Jiang Yu: "..."
Boss Zheng listened for a long time, and was surprised when Jiang Yu said that he had a son, but he thought differently from Tang Jing, and his first reaction was that it was Tang Hanqian's child.
He said: "I haven't seen you for a few days, you both have children."
This was too sudden, did he miss some shocking gossip, Tang Hanqian did a great job of keeping it secret, he didn't even hear any news.
"Sigh." Jiang Yu sighed: "The child is actually such a sudden creature, you will know it when you are born."
"..."
Tang Jing said: "Did Tang Hanqian cuckold you?"
Jiang Yu said: "He dare not."
Boss Zheng Tang Jing: "..."
"The two of you are really welcome to the Hundred Days Banquet. We only invite close relatives and friends. By the way, Boss Zheng is also allowed to bring his dog."
Boss Zheng: "...I don't only have dogs."
Tang Jing hung up the phone and didn't even drink the tea, "My mother, Tang Hanqian's baby is already born?! He moved too fast!"
Boss Zheng also found it unbelievable, but this is a family matter of the Tang family, and they have no control over it. "Since the Tang family has invited us, we will definitely go. I am quite curious about what Tang Hanqian's son looks like."
Tang Jing said: "You know Tang Hanqian, anyway, no matter what he looked like when he was young, he will be humble when he grows up."
"..."
Boss Zheng burst out laughing, he still had to think about what to bring to the banquet, which was a distressing thing.Ordinary people forget it, this is the hundred-day banquet for the young master of the Tang family, they must bring some gifts that are enough to show their sincerity, the difficulty is, what can make Tang Hanqian fancy.
Tang Jing said: "By the way, remember to take your dog with you."
Boss Zheng: "..."
After Jiang Yu made the phone call, he had already notified everyone who could be notified, but he was afraid of missing someone, so he got out of bed and went to Tang Hanqian, "I told my mother, and Boss Zheng and Tang Jing also called. Telephone."
Tang Hanqian nodded, "Is Boss Zheng free? It will delay his dog walk."
Assume that Boss Zheng, who has a clairvoyant ear: ...
Jiang Yu said: "He promised that there should be time. I have already notified many people here. Just send the invitation card over when the time comes. See if you have forgotten anything."
Tang Hanqian looked at his notebook, "I'll let you know the rest."
Jiang Yu nodded and said good, "What are you busy with?"
"Business matters." Tang Hanqian looked at the screen: "I accidentally said that Luzui Baobai is going to hold a hundred-day banquet, and these big bosses are competing for the last banquet seat."
Jiang Yu was surprised: "Is there still a limit on the number of seats for the Zhuzhubao Hundred Days Banquet?"
"No." Tang Hanqian looked boredly at the bidding of several rich men, and said with a smile, "I lied to them."
Jiang Yu: "..."
Jiang Yu said, "It's not good for you."
"What's wrong." Tang Hanqian said expressionlessly: "Last time someone lied to me about getting married, but it turned out that my winery opened and asked me to cut the ribbon. I didn't hit anyone because I was too kind."
Jiang Yu: "...Really."
Jiang Yu stretched his neck to see how their competition was going. On the screen, five people were online in real time, raising their prices. A blond foreigner said: "@¥#%..."
Jiang Yu said, "What is he talking about?"
Tang Hanqian said: "He said [-] million is too small, he wants to play a big one."
Jiang Yu: "..."
Sorry to bother you.
Jiang Yu was shocked: "You guys are betting too much!"
Tang Hanqian was indifferent: "You don't know yet, he is actually the prince of a certain prince who holds half of the country's land and several manors. Three hundred million is nothing to him."
"..."
Jiang Yu said, "What kind of friends do you know?"
Tang Hanqian said, "Just ordinary friends."
Jiang Yu: "..."
Five people competed for a while, Tang Hanqian said in English: "Okay, the result is out, I declare the winner is Daniel."
The one named Daniel laughed and gestured: "I'm the King!"
Tang Hanqian said: "But I thought about it. We are all friends. It's too emotional to do this. It doesn't matter if you win or lose. It's my greatest happiness that you can come."
Koko.
Daniel: "SonofaBitch!"
Others also said: "Wow, Tang Hanqian, why are you so swollen?"
"Let me apologize to you about the winery."
"In order to win, my wife told me to go to bed and I didn't go."
"Selling my love and forcing me to leave."
Jiang Yu: "..."
Tang Hanqian said: "That can't be helped. My brain is beyond my control."
Daniel said: "Why didn't I know that you were an AI? Show me, is the remote control in your wife's hands?"
Jiang Yu showed up to say hello, and said in English: "Hello everyone, Tang Hanqian is joking with you, don't be angry, welcome to Zhuzhubao's birthday party."
Someone said: "Who is Zhuzhubao?"
Jiang Yu said, "My son."
Everyone fell silent, and someone said: "Wow, so it's common for Chinese people to call their children Pig?"
Jiang Yu: "..."
"Okay." Tang Hanqian said: "Remember to bring your gifts and come to the banquet on time. If you behave well, I will show you my son's. Finally, I hope you will not spread the name of Zhuzhubao to me. Save face."
Jiang Yu: "..."
Tang Hanqian turned off the video, and Jiang Yu said: "When I was going to marry you, someone persuaded me that life in a wealthy family is not easy, and you must be careful all the time when you marry into a wealthy family. See, it has come true now, I will take care of my son If you call it Zhuzhubao, you will be scolded."
Tang Hanqian: "...Who scolded you? I just hope that there will be no rumors. Maybe others know the name Zhuzhubao and think it sounds good." Tang Hanqian's brain functioned at its peak, "They also called their son Zhuzhubao, didn't they, pig? Pig buns are no longer exclusive to you, everything I do is for your own good."
I have to believe it myself.
Jiang Yu examined him: "Really?"
Tang Hanqian's eyes were gentle: "When did I lie?"
Jiang Yu said, "Didn't you still lie to your friend just now?"
Tang Hanqian: "..."
"It was just an accident. I do this occasionally to deal with my enemies. You are not my enemy, you are my lover. I will not lie to you." Tang Hanqian looked at him: "Don't look at me with such eyes. I, I will be sad."
Jiang Yu stopped looking at him, "Well, I believe you, I can't say no to you anyway."
Tang Hanqian: "..."
Tang Hanqian said: "Pig pig buns—"
Tang Hanqian squeezed out a smile: "Is Zhuzhubao asleep?"
Jiang Yu said: "I don't know either. You just went in and saw that he wanted to cry and then came out. Your son's nose is also very good. I took a bath and he can still smell it. Was it the same when you were a child?"
Tang Hanqian: "...I was not like this when I was a child, maybe children have sensitive noses."
"I'll go there tomorrow." Jiang Yu sighed: "You have to be mentally prepared. Before Zhuzhubao grows up, your mother may ban us from eating stinky tofu."
"What?!—Yes, I don't care."
Jiang Yu: "..."
A few days after Zhuzhubao came home, Zhao Juan missed her grandson. Tang Hanqian and Jiang Yu saw Zhao Juan at the company gate when they got off work.Zhao Juan came forward to say hello with a smile: "What a coincidence."
Tang Hanqian and Jiang Yu: "..."
Zhao Juan said: "Do you want to go home? I just happened to drop by and sit down. I haven't seen my in-laws for a long time."
Tang Hanqian and Jiang Yu: "..."
Mrs. Tang was watching the gardener playing with her daffodils in the flower shed. She looked up and saw Zhao Juan getting off Tang Hanqian's car. She immediately raised her vigilance and rushed out: "Who am I? It's your in-laws. Why are you free? Come for a stroll?"
Zhao Juan said: "I met them two at the door of Tang's, and they insisted on asking me to come and have a seat."
Tang Hanqian and Jiang Yu: "..."
???
Mrs. Tang snorted in her heart: "What a coincidence."
"Who says it's not." Zhao Juan entered the door without saying a word, and went to the baby's room, "Since you are here, there is no reason not to look at my grandson. I dreamed that he called me grandma yesterday." , woke me up laughing."
Mrs. Tang said: "Dreams are always reversed."
"It doesn't matter if he's against it or not, as long as I'm happy, have you ever dreamed about it?"
"...I dreamed so much that I even forgot."
I'm furious!
The baby was still sleeping at this time, Zhao Juan went in to take a look and then came out, "Is it skinny?"
Mrs. Tang: "..."
"How thin are you?! You've grown a lot taller, okay? I weighed myself yesterday, and I'm much fatter than at your house." Mrs. Tang said angrily: "How could our family be so hungry that the baby, don't open your eyes. You're talking nonsense, since it's finally here, let's try our best to get along peacefully, and I don't want to fight with you when the child is here."
Zhao Juan said: "Okay, anyway, it's not easy for you to be alone at home, so I won't say anything."
Father Tang: "..."
Mrs. Tang said: "Since you're here, let's have dinner here, maybe the baby will wake up later."
Tang Hanqian and Jiang Yu watched from upstairs, and seeing that they maintained their superficial harmony, they both breathed a sigh of relief, Jiang Yu said: "My mother probably won't leave until after dinner, she misses the baby too much, otherwise she wouldn't I will have to follow."
He suddenly remembered that his father's affairs were not over yet, and he wanted to ask the fuck, but he never opened his mouth.But Yang Sifan hasn't come to look for him since that day. Anyway, as long as his father is safe and sound, he will pretend that nothing happened.
Mrs. Zhang was cooking in the kitchen, and Mrs. Tang turned on the TV, which happened to be showing her favorite mother-in-law and daughter-in-law drama.
Father Tang cut up a plate of fruit, brought some nuts over, put them on the table, and said to Zhao Juan, "Come and eat some fruit."
Zhao Juan said, "I'm sorry I was so engrossed that I didn't notice you came back."
Father Tang: "...I'm always at home."
Zhao Juan: "..."
"Oh, I'm really getting old, and my brain is not very good." Zhao Juan quickly changed the subject: "Come and sit down, you are welcome, we are a family anyway, I can drink two sips of water."
The three of them watched TV together, Mrs. Tang commented on the clip on TV where the daughter-in-law was scolded by her mother-in-law for cooking too salty, "This mother-in-law is the reincarnation of Pufferfish, she has such a temper, when I got married, she cooked for my mother-in-law and father-in-law." , they have never disliked me, even if they are salty sometimes, they will not say anything."
Zhao Juan: "...sometimes?"
Mrs. Tang said: "Occasionally, I usually cook above the standard."
Zhao Juan: "..."
Is this level unpalatable?
Zhao Juan said: "Your father-in-law and mother-in-law are really good-tempered."
"It's okay, the main thing is that I serve you well, and they can't find any faults." Mrs. Tang said, "Later, I still felt that I was working hard. After giving birth to Hansi, I was not allowed to cook."
Zhao Juan: "..."
It is really not easy for Tang Hanqian to live safely until now.
Mrs. Tang said: "Let me tell you, when I was cooking at that time, I really wanted to participate in the cooking competition."
Zhao Juan: "..."
???
Forget the judges.
"As the saying goes, people who cook delicious food are not that bad. I will definitely not treat Jiang Yu in the slightest like this mother-in-law." Mrs. Tang ate melon seeds: "Look I don't have the slightest objection when you come to see your grandson, I am quite broad-minded, and I am not so fussy."
Zhao Juan said: "Then when it's my turn, will my grandson go to my house one day earlier?"
Mrs. Tang put down the melon seeds, "What did you say?"
Zhao Juan: "..."
Father Tang hurriedly made a rescue: "Come and eat some fruit, we won't talk about this anymore."
Zhao Juan said: "Go and do your work, don't come and take care of us."
Father Tang: "...I've been sitting here all this time."
Zhao Juan: "..."
After a while, Jiang Yu said upstairs that Zhuzhubao had woken up. Zhao Juan and Mrs. Tang sprinted up the [-] meters. in the bottle.
Zhao Juan said: "Let me feed it. I fed Jiang Yu when he was a child."
Mrs. Tang said: "I too—— was raised by my mother."
"..."
Mrs. Tang really didn't have much time to feed her two sons, and most of them were done by the nanny. At that time, she had to take care of the family business with Tang's father, so she really didn't have time to do these things.Now facing Zhao Juan, I feel very unconfident, but I must not lose my momentum!
Tang Hanqian held on to the bottle in his hand like this, and he didn't know who to give it to.
Tang Hanqian said: "Why don't I feed it."
Mrs. Tang Zhao Juan: "Who are you?"
Tang Hanqian: "..."
Jiang Yu sighed and took the bottle without saying a word, "Let me feed it, you go to eat."
Jiang Yu didn't give them a chance to object, and turned around to enter the door. Tang Hanqian said, "Go and eat, and Jiang Yu and I will go down after the baby finishes feeding."
After Jiang Yu finished feeding, Tang Hanqian hugged and burped the baby, and changed the diaper before putting the little one in place.
As soon as Zhao Juan finished eating, she came up to hold the baby and did not let go. The little guy was full and happy to play with Zhao Juan.The grandfather and grandson played for a long time, until Jiang Chunhai came to pick him up, Zhao Juan reluctantly let go, and said to the baby: "Call me grandma."
Mrs. Tang: "..."
Mrs. Tang said: "It's not been a hundred days yet."
Zhao Juan said: "Your son's genes are not strong."
Mrs. Tang: "..."
Zhao Juan said: "Forget it, we are married, and the ugly son-in-law also wants to see his in-laws."
Father Tang said: "I'm confused, isn't the son-in-law meeting his father-in-law and mother-in-law?"
Zhao Juan said: "We are talking, men, don't interrupt."
Father Tang: "..."
After sending Zhao Juan away, Mrs. Tang began to curse, and she stopped after cursing for a long time. She turned around and held the baby, coaxing her for a long time, "Call me grandma."
Baobai: ...
You are really my dear grandma.
Tang Hanqian arrived at the company in the morning and went to a meeting. He was busy until the afternoon. After dinner, Secretary Chen called, "Dong Tang, there is a man named Yang Sifan down below who wants to see you. He said he is Mr. Jiang's father."
"You are so heavy." Jiang Yu patted his butt.
Zhuzhubao fluttered around with his little meaty hands, and was also very happy to be slapped by his dad.
Jiang Yu also laughed when he saw his son's appearance. The weather was fine today, and the sun at seven o'clock in the morning shone in, making it very warm.Jiang Yu hugged Zhuzhubao and asked, "Do you like Daddy calling you Zhuzhubao?"
"The pig buns are so cute, don't you think they're cute when you hear them? Every time Dad calls you pig buns, I want to mua you." Jiang Yu tweeted on the little guy's soft face One sip, and another sip, "Hello, is Zhuzhubao here? Emergency call, beep beep beep beep."
Jiang Yu poked his little fleshy face: "You can grow so much just by drinking milk, and you can still eat."
Zhuzhubao: People are iron milk and steel, Daddy.
Tang Hanqian came to feed the baby. He had just washed his face, and his hair was not combed. It fell loosely on his forehead. Tang Hanqian stroked it up several times, but it fell down as usual. bald.
Jiang Yu watched him skillfully soaked the milk, put on a T-shirt casually, the sleeves were a little tight, outlining the strong muscle lines, Jiang Yu said: "I feel like you can hit three of me with one punch."
Tang Hanqian: "..."
Tang Hanqian hugged Baobai, and the little guy was about to take off before he touched the bottle. He brought the bottle to his mouth, hugged him immediately, and started drinking.
"Slow down, no one will grab you." Tang Hanqian wiped the corner of his mouth for him.
Jiang Yu said, "It's the same as when you were a child."
Tang Hanqian: "...how did you know I could eat it when I was a child?"
Jiang Yu said, "Why are you so tall if you can't eat?"
Tang Hanqian: "..."
If the little guy is full, he will give up. If Tang Hanqian feeds it to his mouth again, he will not open his mouth. When he is hungry, no one will take the bottle away. If he is full, he will know who you are, which is very ruthless.
Jiang Yu said: "This is also like you."
Tang Hanqian: "..."
Tang Hanqian said: "So I am so cute in your heart."
Jiang Yu: "..."
???
Tang Hanqian looked at him: "Is there anything else to say?"
Humph.
Jiang Yu said: "Did you not sleep well, I feel that you have a big temper today."
Tang Hanqian kissed Bao Bao's face, put his son back on the bed, touched Jiang Yu's face, and said in a low voice, "Maybe try to praise me next time? I don't guarantee that I will do anything , I am tired of being a Bodhisattva."
Jiang Yu: "..."
Jiang Yu took his hand, put it in his mouth and took a bite.
"what--"
Jiang Yu looked at his fierce expression, raised his chin and said, "Are you going to hit me? Come on, I've never been afraid of fighting."
Tang Hanqian picked him up without saying a word, and closed the door with a bang.
"Let me go, can't I stop fighting? It's really not a good time to fight."
Tang Hanqian smiled: "Is there still time for fighting?"
Jiang Yu said: "I'm just not good in the morning, and you won't have time to cry when I'm fully charged at night."
"..."
Sitting in the office, Jiang Yu raised his hand to look at his arm muscles. He also had muscles, but it was not as good as Tang Hanqian's arm muscles.Normally, Tang Hanqian only used [-]% of his strength to deal with him, but if he really had to use his full strength, it was quite scary.
Really, what do you do with so much strength, and you don't need to go to the construction site to move bricks, like him, it's just right, this is the most perfect state of a man.
Ugh--
I really want to be a strongman too.
A colleague came to ask Jiang Yu to eat. Jiang Yu planned to eat more at noon. If he wanted to be strong, he had to eat more first. One day he would defeat Tang Hanqian, and he was unable to fight back when Tang Hanqian was crushed under him.
Just thinking about this scene makes Jiang Yu excited. As a man, he doesn't want to lose to Tang Hanqian in terms of strength. Just wait, Jiang Yu thinks while eating, as long as he races against time to exercise and sits in the office with his head buried all day long. Tang Hanqian who is working will one day be left behind by him.
When the time comes to fight, you will be hanged and beaten by him.
After dinner, Jiang Yu went to the gym to exercise his muscles. After he lost his "beer belly", his figure returned to its original shape. The figure of exercising in the gym attracted the attention of many people.
Jiang Yu is more than 1.8 meters tall, with broad shoulders and long legs. The appearance of sweating naturally attracted the attention of many girls. Some people approached him to talk to him while he was wiping his sweat.
"Do you have a date?"
Jiang Yu said, "There is one."
"..."
Or are there two more?
"Really, I didn't even see it. Is it also from our company?"
It's your boss.
Jiang Yu said, "He's too shy to come out with me."
Colleagues said one after another: "Jiang Ge's partner must be a big beauty."
Tang Hanqian who walked to the door paused, stopped, and listened quietly.
Jiang Yu imagined Tang Hanqian being called a beauty, held back his laughter, and said in a serious manner, "It's not bad, so good looking."
Tang Hanqian: "..."
"Brother Jiang is too modest. Hearing you say that, he must be a beautiful woman." A colleague joined in the fun: "Tell us how you two got together."
"Harmful." Jiang Yu said: "That's how I know each other. How should I put it, it's because I was handsome, fell in love with me at first sight, actively chased me, and then stalked me, crying, making trouble, and hanged myself."
Tang Hanqian: "..."
Everyone laughed, "Brother Jiang, you dare to say that behind your back. I don't believe that you dare to say that when your partner is standing in front of you."
"Then why dare!" Jiang Yu said, "Even if he stood in front of me, I would still say it right—"
"is it?"
Jiang Yu took a meal.
Tang Hanqian walked over from behind him and said expressionlessly, "What are you talking about?"
Everyone put away their laughing gestures. Tang Dong was in front of him, each more serious than the other, and no one dared to open his mouth. The manager with the highest position said: "We are joking, I heard that Xiao Jiang has a date."
"Oh?" Tang Hanqian looked at Jiang Yu: "Then tell me, I want to hear it too."
"First of all, let's start with how we met."
Jiang Yu: "..."
Jiang Yu said: "...It's okay not to say anything, Director Tang, you are so busy."
Tang Hanqian sat down beside him: "What are you busy with during your lunch break? Tell me quickly. I'm very interested in why you cried, made trouble, and hanged yourself."
Jiang Yu: "..."
The colleague also said: "That's right, Xiao Jiang, let's talk about it, it's rare for Director Tang to come over."
Jiang Yu reluctantly said, "That's right, we met when we were drinking in a bar."
Tang Hanqian: "Oh—the bar, who gave the wine to whom?"
Jiang Yu: "..."
"I gave it to him."
Tang Hanqian looked at him: "Didn't you say that he took the initiative to chase you?"
Jiang Yu: "..."
Jiang Yu was forced to be anxious: "Then you can say whether he fell in love with me at first sight!"
Everyone was eating melons and watching the show, and they were a little confused, did they fall in love at first sight and asked Tang Dong how Tang Dong knew?Where does this follow?
Tang Hanqian looked away, and under Jiang Yu's questioning, his eyes dodged, "Isn't this your story? Ask me why."
Jiang Yu said, "Then is it okay if I don't say anything?"
"..."
"No."
"..."
Everyone, look at me and I look at you. I don’t understand what dumb words the two of them are talking about. Moreover, Jiang Yu is really courageous. He dared to refuse Tang Dong. The only colleague Jiang Yu who knew that the two were lovers stood aside and felt that he was being rejected. Mouth full of dog food.
Later, everyone dispersed after the lunch break, and did not hear Jiang Yu's next story. Tang Hanqian picked up a dumbbell casually, "How is the exercise, can you hit me three times with one punch?"
Jiang Yu: "..."
Jiang Yu said: "You are a football, you can hit three of you with one punch."
Tang Hanqian: "..."
Tang Hanqian said: "Didn't you say that I cried, made trouble, and hanged myself? Can you explain it carefully? I don't seem to have this memory in my mind."
Jiang Yu sighed: "Okay, I admit that what I said was a bit exaggerated——"
Tang Hanqian: "A little exaggerated?"
"You are the child's father anyway, can you be more broad-minded?"
"..."
"I let you talk about everything? Is it hurting you to apologize to me after punching me?" Tang Hanqian put down the dumbbell, "Do you think you can deal with me by lifting the dumbbell twice?"
Jiang Yu said: "I did more than lift it twice!"
Tang Hanqian: "..."
Tang Hanqian sighed: "I didn't come to quarrel with you. Baobai will make invitations for a hundred days. Who do you want to invite relatives and friends in your family? Think about it these two days, and send out the invitations next week."
The two finally decided that the wedding should not be held together with Baitian. Zhuzhubao should have his own Baitian banquet, and their fathers should not steal his limelight.
Jiang Yu said: "Our family is easy to deal with, but your family is troublesome."
The Tang family did invite a lot of people, and his mother had already started thinking about the list of the Hundred Days Banquet, but if Baobai invited close relatives and friends, it was fine, so the number of people was not bad.
Tang Hanqian said: "You don't need to invite the seven aunts and the eight aunts. It's better for Baobai's hundred-day banquet to be private, as long as your close relatives and friends come."
Jiang Yu said: "There are no seven aunts or eight aunts in our family."
Tang Hanqian: "...I'm just making an analogy."
"Okay, I'll make a phone call and talk to my mother, and I can give you the list tomorrow at the latest."
Jiang Yu said: "Then Director Tang, I'll go back to work first."
Tang Hanqian: "...Who is Tang Dong?"
"You?" Jiang Yu said, "Does the Tang Corporation have another Tang Director?"
"If you do this again, I will be angry. The kind that can't be coaxed well."
"Okay, don't be angry."
"Tang Dong."
"..."
When Jiang Yu got off work, he suddenly wanted to eat stinky tofu. He waited for Tang Hanqian in the parking lot wearing a padded jacket. After a while, he saw the elevator door open, and Tang Hanqian in a black coat came out with the key, wearing the scarf he bought for him.
Jiang Yu said, "Shall we take this Bentley today?"
Tang Hanqian opened the car door: "What's the matter? Isn't it the morning?"
Jiang Yu hesitated, and said hesitantly, "Well, I want to eat stinky tofu."
Tang Hanqian asked, "Does stinky tofu stink?"
"...If it doesn't stink, why is it called stinky tofu?"
Tang Hanqian: "..."
Tang Hanqian said: "You also know it smells bad, do you really want to eat it in my car?"
Jiang Yu said, "Will eating stinky tofu affect your driving a Bentley?"
Tang Hanqian: "..."
"It's here!" Jiang Yu knocked on the car window, "This stinky tofu is super delicious! When I was in college, I came to buy it every day, and the boss knew me."
Jiang Yu asked Tang Hanqian: "Can you eat spicy food?"
Tang Hanqian said, "I won't eat."
"Eat a little, I'll give you a slightly spicy one." Jiang Yu got out of the car, and there were many people waiting at the food stall. It was just after school and get off work, and everyone was waiting for food.
It rained yesterday, and the temperature dropped immediately. When we got up in the morning, it was freezing. Everyone huddled together, braving the cold wind, waiting to eat stinky tofu.
When Jiang Yu got out of the car and smelled it, he was about to salivate. Tang Hanqian also got out of the car and immediately became sober after smelling the smell. Jiang Yu bought two copies and told him, "Put me more stinky sauce."
Tang Hanqian: "..."
His Bentley seems out of the question.
After buying stinky tofu, Jiang Yu got into the car happily, first tied a piece with a bamboo stick and handed it to Tang Hanqian. Tang Hanqian folded his arms and refused to open his mouth: "Eat it yourself."
Jiang Yu said: "Stinky tofu just smells good and tastes bad."
"???"
"Ah, I was wrong. It smells bad and tastes good. If you don't believe me, try it. If it doesn't taste good, hit me."
The smell of stinky tofu could be smelled in the whole compartment now, Tang Hanqian had given up struggling, and opened his mouth without desire, Jiang Yu smiled and fed him.Reach out and touch this overly handsome face: "You are so good."
Tang Hanqian: "..."
Jiang Yu said, "Is it delicious?"
It's pretty good to eat, as Jiang Yu said, it tastes delicious when it smells bad, but he still can't accept the taste of delicious food in the smell, but the more he eats, the more delicious it is.
Jiang Yu watched Tang Hanqian eat it, so he picked up a piece and ate it, squinting his eyes happily, extremely satisfied.The two of you had one piece for me, and they finished eating two boxes of stinky tofu before they got home.
The two entered the house, and Mrs. Tang walked over with fruit, "I'm back—"
"Is there something wrong with my nose or do you two really stink?"
Tang Hanqian: "..."
Tang Hanqian said, "We both ate stinky tofu."
Mrs. Tang said: "You actually ate stinky tofu? Didn't you never eat these things before?"
Tang Hanqian said, "Jiang Yu forced me to eat."
Mrs. Tang said: "Then how much did you eat?"
Tang Hanqian: "...a box."
Mrs. Tang: "..."
The two went upstairs to change clothes to see the baby, because Mrs. Tang said that they smelled too much, and they were afraid of smelling the baby. Tang Hanqian and Jiang Yu couldn't smell it, but Mrs. Tang firmly refused to let them in unless they were changed. clothes.
Entering Zhuzhubao's room, before Jiang Yu could hug Zhuzhubao, Zhuzhubao's mouth deflated and he cried.
Jiang Yu was taken aback, "What's the matter?"
Tang Hanqian said: "He must think we smell like stinky tofu."
"Have I smelled it yet?" Jiang Yu raised his arm and smelled it, and there was indeed no smell. He was a little helpless: "Wow, does your son have a dog's nose?"
Zhuzhubao cried pitifully, and Xiaorou's face was wrinkled from crying, feeling aggrieved. "Okay, okay." Jiang Yu covered him with a small quilt, "Daddy is going out now, don't cry."
"Crying so badly, don't you want to be as sweet as your father when you grow up?"
Tang Hanqian: "..."
Tang Hanqian said: "Am I really delicious? I don't think it tastes good now either."
"Oh, is that so?" Jiang Yu looked at him, "Who is that guy who ate one piece after another in the car?"
"You forced me to eat." Tang Hanqian said expressionlessly.
Jiang Yu said: "I force you to eat it, so you can eat it. If you don't want to eat it, who can force you to eat it? Stinky tofu is delicious. Is it embarrassing to admit that it is delicious?"
Tang Hanqian said: "Why do I have to admit that it's delicious? I have other things to do, so I won't chat with you here." After saying that, he turned and left.
Jiang Yu chased after her, "Tang Zhenxiang, wait for me."
Tang Hanqian: "..."
After dinner, Tang Hanqian stayed in the study, and Jiang Yu lay on the bed and called his mother: "I won't invite so many people here, we don't plan to make a big deal for a hundred days, just call some close relatives and friends over for dinner." gone."
Zhao Juan said: "If this is the case, we won't be able to call a few people here. I, you, Uncle Jiang, and Xiaoxue are almost the same."
Zhao Juan's family has relatively few relatives, and Jiang Chunhai's stepchildren are not very familiar with Jiang Yu, so there is no need to ask them to go.
"It's good, just a few of us have a meal together."
"Alright then, I'll write down the name and give it to you tomorrow."
Zhao Juan sighed: "The nickname of Zhuzhubao..."
Jiang Yu: "..."
"It's very nice, how cute, you really don't have the ability to appreciate it."
Zhao Juan said: "No matter what you say, name your child Zhuzhu..."
Jiang Yu said, "Is there anything else, Mom?"
Zhao Juan: "..."
Jiang Yu hung up the phone angrily, thought for a while, and called Boss Zheng and Tang Jing, Tang Jing first, and the phone rang twice before being picked up: "Hello."
Jiang Yu said, "Is it Young Master Tang?"
Tang Jing said: "Would it be Li Shao who picked up the phone you called me?"
Jiang Yu: "..."
Jiang Yu said: "Young Master Tang, my son will be [-] days old at the end of this month, and we have booked a banquet, can you do me a favor?"
Tang Jing suspected that she had heard it wrong, "What did you say? Your son? Where did you get your son?"
Jiang Yu said: "It's a long story, but he is my own son anyway."
Tang Jing lowered her voice and said, "Did you cuckold Tang Hanqian?"
Jiang Yu: "..."
"No, it's Tang Hanqian and I's child, biological."
Tang Jing was silent for a while, "I'm a little confused, could it be that Tang Hanqian is a woman?"
"..."
"Don't think too much, anyway, you know it's our own son, and Boss Zheng, I will inform him later, by the way, is he at home?"
Tang Jing said: "Not here."
Jiang Yu said, "Let's go for a walk with the dog."
Boss Zheng at the side: "..."
Boss Zheng said: "Tang Jing and I are drinking tea outside. I actually have other things to do besides work. I don't walk the dog all the time."
Jiang Yu: "..."
Boss Zheng listened for a long time, and was surprised when Jiang Yu said that he had a son, but he thought differently from Tang Jing, and his first reaction was that it was Tang Hanqian's child.
He said: "I haven't seen you for a few days, you both have children."
This was too sudden, did he miss some shocking gossip, Tang Hanqian did a great job of keeping it secret, he didn't even hear any news.
"Sigh." Jiang Yu sighed: "The child is actually such a sudden creature, you will know it when you are born."
"..."
Tang Jing said: "Did Tang Hanqian cuckold you?"
Jiang Yu said: "He dare not."
Boss Zheng Tang Jing: "..."
"The two of you are really welcome to the Hundred Days Banquet. We only invite close relatives and friends. By the way, Boss Zheng is also allowed to bring his dog."
Boss Zheng: "...I don't only have dogs."
Tang Jing hung up the phone and didn't even drink the tea, "My mother, Tang Hanqian's baby is already born?! He moved too fast!"
Boss Zheng also found it unbelievable, but this is a family matter of the Tang family, and they have no control over it. "Since the Tang family has invited us, we will definitely go. I am quite curious about what Tang Hanqian's son looks like."
Tang Jing said: "You know Tang Hanqian, anyway, no matter what he looked like when he was young, he will be humble when he grows up."
"..."
Boss Zheng burst out laughing, he still had to think about what to bring to the banquet, which was a distressing thing.Ordinary people forget it, this is the hundred-day banquet for the young master of the Tang family, they must bring some gifts that are enough to show their sincerity, the difficulty is, what can make Tang Hanqian fancy.
Tang Jing said: "By the way, remember to take your dog with you."
Boss Zheng: "..."
After Jiang Yu made the phone call, he had already notified everyone who could be notified, but he was afraid of missing someone, so he got out of bed and went to Tang Hanqian, "I told my mother, and Boss Zheng and Tang Jing also called. Telephone."
Tang Hanqian nodded, "Is Boss Zheng free? It will delay his dog walk."
Assume that Boss Zheng, who has a clairvoyant ear: ...
Jiang Yu said: "He promised that there should be time. I have already notified many people here. Just send the invitation card over when the time comes. See if you have forgotten anything."
Tang Hanqian looked at his notebook, "I'll let you know the rest."
Jiang Yu nodded and said good, "What are you busy with?"
"Business matters." Tang Hanqian looked at the screen: "I accidentally said that Luzui Baobai is going to hold a hundred-day banquet, and these big bosses are competing for the last banquet seat."
Jiang Yu was surprised: "Is there still a limit on the number of seats for the Zhuzhubao Hundred Days Banquet?"
"No." Tang Hanqian looked boredly at the bidding of several rich men, and said with a smile, "I lied to them."
Jiang Yu: "..."
Jiang Yu said, "It's not good for you."
"What's wrong." Tang Hanqian said expressionlessly: "Last time someone lied to me about getting married, but it turned out that my winery opened and asked me to cut the ribbon. I didn't hit anyone because I was too kind."
Jiang Yu: "...Really."
Jiang Yu stretched his neck to see how their competition was going. On the screen, five people were online in real time, raising their prices. A blond foreigner said: "@¥#%..."
Jiang Yu said, "What is he talking about?"
Tang Hanqian said: "He said [-] million is too small, he wants to play a big one."
Jiang Yu: "..."
Sorry to bother you.
Jiang Yu was shocked: "You guys are betting too much!"
Tang Hanqian was indifferent: "You don't know yet, he is actually the prince of a certain prince who holds half of the country's land and several manors. Three hundred million is nothing to him."
"..."
Jiang Yu said, "What kind of friends do you know?"
Tang Hanqian said, "Just ordinary friends."
Jiang Yu: "..."
Five people competed for a while, Tang Hanqian said in English: "Okay, the result is out, I declare the winner is Daniel."
The one named Daniel laughed and gestured: "I'm the King!"
Tang Hanqian said: "But I thought about it. We are all friends. It's too emotional to do this. It doesn't matter if you win or lose. It's my greatest happiness that you can come."
Koko.
Daniel: "SonofaBitch!"
Others also said: "Wow, Tang Hanqian, why are you so swollen?"
"Let me apologize to you about the winery."
"In order to win, my wife told me to go to bed and I didn't go."
"Selling my love and forcing me to leave."
Jiang Yu: "..."
Tang Hanqian said: "That can't be helped. My brain is beyond my control."
Daniel said: "Why didn't I know that you were an AI? Show me, is the remote control in your wife's hands?"
Jiang Yu showed up to say hello, and said in English: "Hello everyone, Tang Hanqian is joking with you, don't be angry, welcome to Zhuzhubao's birthday party."
Someone said: "Who is Zhuzhubao?"
Jiang Yu said, "My son."
Everyone fell silent, and someone said: "Wow, so it's common for Chinese people to call their children Pig?"
Jiang Yu: "..."
"Okay." Tang Hanqian said: "Remember to bring your gifts and come to the banquet on time. If you behave well, I will show you my son's. Finally, I hope you will not spread the name of Zhuzhubao to me. Save face."
Jiang Yu: "..."
Tang Hanqian turned off the video, and Jiang Yu said: "When I was going to marry you, someone persuaded me that life in a wealthy family is not easy, and you must be careful all the time when you marry into a wealthy family. See, it has come true now, I will take care of my son If you call it Zhuzhubao, you will be scolded."
Tang Hanqian: "...Who scolded you? I just hope that there will be no rumors. Maybe others know the name Zhuzhubao and think it sounds good." Tang Hanqian's brain functioned at its peak, "They also called their son Zhuzhubao, didn't they, pig? Pig buns are no longer exclusive to you, everything I do is for your own good."
I have to believe it myself.
Jiang Yu examined him: "Really?"
Tang Hanqian's eyes were gentle: "When did I lie?"
Jiang Yu said, "Didn't you still lie to your friend just now?"
Tang Hanqian: "..."
"It was just an accident. I do this occasionally to deal with my enemies. You are not my enemy, you are my lover. I will not lie to you." Tang Hanqian looked at him: "Don't look at me with such eyes. I, I will be sad."
Jiang Yu stopped looking at him, "Well, I believe you, I can't say no to you anyway."
Tang Hanqian: "..."
Tang Hanqian said: "Pig pig buns—"
Tang Hanqian squeezed out a smile: "Is Zhuzhubao asleep?"
Jiang Yu said: "I don't know either. You just went in and saw that he wanted to cry and then came out. Your son's nose is also very good. I took a bath and he can still smell it. Was it the same when you were a child?"
Tang Hanqian: "...I was not like this when I was a child, maybe children have sensitive noses."
"I'll go there tomorrow." Jiang Yu sighed: "You have to be mentally prepared. Before Zhuzhubao grows up, your mother may ban us from eating stinky tofu."
"What?!—Yes, I don't care."
Jiang Yu: "..."
A few days after Zhuzhubao came home, Zhao Juan missed her grandson. Tang Hanqian and Jiang Yu saw Zhao Juan at the company gate when they got off work.Zhao Juan came forward to say hello with a smile: "What a coincidence."
Tang Hanqian and Jiang Yu: "..."
Zhao Juan said: "Do you want to go home? I just happened to drop by and sit down. I haven't seen my in-laws for a long time."
Tang Hanqian and Jiang Yu: "..."
Mrs. Tang was watching the gardener playing with her daffodils in the flower shed. She looked up and saw Zhao Juan getting off Tang Hanqian's car. She immediately raised her vigilance and rushed out: "Who am I? It's your in-laws. Why are you free? Come for a stroll?"
Zhao Juan said: "I met them two at the door of Tang's, and they insisted on asking me to come and have a seat."
Tang Hanqian and Jiang Yu: "..."
???
Mrs. Tang snorted in her heart: "What a coincidence."
"Who says it's not." Zhao Juan entered the door without saying a word, and went to the baby's room, "Since you are here, there is no reason not to look at my grandson. I dreamed that he called me grandma yesterday." , woke me up laughing."
Mrs. Tang said: "Dreams are always reversed."
"It doesn't matter if he's against it or not, as long as I'm happy, have you ever dreamed about it?"
"...I dreamed so much that I even forgot."
I'm furious!
The baby was still sleeping at this time, Zhao Juan went in to take a look and then came out, "Is it skinny?"
Mrs. Tang: "..."
"How thin are you?! You've grown a lot taller, okay? I weighed myself yesterday, and I'm much fatter than at your house." Mrs. Tang said angrily: "How could our family be so hungry that the baby, don't open your eyes. You're talking nonsense, since it's finally here, let's try our best to get along peacefully, and I don't want to fight with you when the child is here."
Zhao Juan said: "Okay, anyway, it's not easy for you to be alone at home, so I won't say anything."
Father Tang: "..."
Mrs. Tang said: "Since you're here, let's have dinner here, maybe the baby will wake up later."
Tang Hanqian and Jiang Yu watched from upstairs, and seeing that they maintained their superficial harmony, they both breathed a sigh of relief, Jiang Yu said: "My mother probably won't leave until after dinner, she misses the baby too much, otherwise she wouldn't I will have to follow."
He suddenly remembered that his father's affairs were not over yet, and he wanted to ask the fuck, but he never opened his mouth.But Yang Sifan hasn't come to look for him since that day. Anyway, as long as his father is safe and sound, he will pretend that nothing happened.
Mrs. Zhang was cooking in the kitchen, and Mrs. Tang turned on the TV, which happened to be showing her favorite mother-in-law and daughter-in-law drama.
Father Tang cut up a plate of fruit, brought some nuts over, put them on the table, and said to Zhao Juan, "Come and eat some fruit."
Zhao Juan said, "I'm sorry I was so engrossed that I didn't notice you came back."
Father Tang: "...I'm always at home."
Zhao Juan: "..."
"Oh, I'm really getting old, and my brain is not very good." Zhao Juan quickly changed the subject: "Come and sit down, you are welcome, we are a family anyway, I can drink two sips of water."
The three of them watched TV together, Mrs. Tang commented on the clip on TV where the daughter-in-law was scolded by her mother-in-law for cooking too salty, "This mother-in-law is the reincarnation of Pufferfish, she has such a temper, when I got married, she cooked for my mother-in-law and father-in-law." , they have never disliked me, even if they are salty sometimes, they will not say anything."
Zhao Juan: "...sometimes?"
Mrs. Tang said: "Occasionally, I usually cook above the standard."
Zhao Juan: "..."
Is this level unpalatable?
Zhao Juan said: "Your father-in-law and mother-in-law are really good-tempered."
"It's okay, the main thing is that I serve you well, and they can't find any faults." Mrs. Tang said, "Later, I still felt that I was working hard. After giving birth to Hansi, I was not allowed to cook."
Zhao Juan: "..."
It is really not easy for Tang Hanqian to live safely until now.
Mrs. Tang said: "Let me tell you, when I was cooking at that time, I really wanted to participate in the cooking competition."
Zhao Juan: "..."
???
Forget the judges.
"As the saying goes, people who cook delicious food are not that bad. I will definitely not treat Jiang Yu in the slightest like this mother-in-law." Mrs. Tang ate melon seeds: "Look I don't have the slightest objection when you come to see your grandson, I am quite broad-minded, and I am not so fussy."
Zhao Juan said: "Then when it's my turn, will my grandson go to my house one day earlier?"
Mrs. Tang put down the melon seeds, "What did you say?"
Zhao Juan: "..."
Father Tang hurriedly made a rescue: "Come and eat some fruit, we won't talk about this anymore."
Zhao Juan said: "Go and do your work, don't come and take care of us."
Father Tang: "...I've been sitting here all this time."
Zhao Juan: "..."
After a while, Jiang Yu said upstairs that Zhuzhubao had woken up. Zhao Juan and Mrs. Tang sprinted up the [-] meters. in the bottle.
Zhao Juan said: "Let me feed it. I fed Jiang Yu when he was a child."
Mrs. Tang said: "I too—— was raised by my mother."
"..."
Mrs. Tang really didn't have much time to feed her two sons, and most of them were done by the nanny. At that time, she had to take care of the family business with Tang's father, so she really didn't have time to do these things.Now facing Zhao Juan, I feel very unconfident, but I must not lose my momentum!
Tang Hanqian held on to the bottle in his hand like this, and he didn't know who to give it to.
Tang Hanqian said: "Why don't I feed it."
Mrs. Tang Zhao Juan: "Who are you?"
Tang Hanqian: "..."
Jiang Yu sighed and took the bottle without saying a word, "Let me feed it, you go to eat."
Jiang Yu didn't give them a chance to object, and turned around to enter the door. Tang Hanqian said, "Go and eat, and Jiang Yu and I will go down after the baby finishes feeding."
After Jiang Yu finished feeding, Tang Hanqian hugged and burped the baby, and changed the diaper before putting the little one in place.
As soon as Zhao Juan finished eating, she came up to hold the baby and did not let go. The little guy was full and happy to play with Zhao Juan.The grandfather and grandson played for a long time, until Jiang Chunhai came to pick him up, Zhao Juan reluctantly let go, and said to the baby: "Call me grandma."
Mrs. Tang: "..."
Mrs. Tang said: "It's not been a hundred days yet."
Zhao Juan said: "Your son's genes are not strong."
Mrs. Tang: "..."
Zhao Juan said: "Forget it, we are married, and the ugly son-in-law also wants to see his in-laws."
Father Tang said: "I'm confused, isn't the son-in-law meeting his father-in-law and mother-in-law?"
Zhao Juan said: "We are talking, men, don't interrupt."
Father Tang: "..."
After sending Zhao Juan away, Mrs. Tang began to curse, and she stopped after cursing for a long time. She turned around and held the baby, coaxing her for a long time, "Call me grandma."
Baobai: ...
You are really my dear grandma.
Tang Hanqian arrived at the company in the morning and went to a meeting. He was busy until the afternoon. After dinner, Secretary Chen called, "Dong Tang, there is a man named Yang Sifan down below who wants to see you. He said he is Mr. Jiang's father."
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