After being divorced by Slag Gong, I have the cub of his richest uncle

After thinking about it, Boss Zheng decided that he should treat him to a meal. In addition, this is also a good opportunity to make friends with Tang Hanqian.

After Jiang Yu got off work, Tang Hanqian was still in a meeting, so he called and told Jiang Yu to go up and wait, but Jiang Yu didn't want to go up.

Jiang Yu said, "I'll wait for you in the car."

Tang Hanqian said, "Why didn't you come up?"

Jiang Yu said, "I'm afraid of heights."

Tang Hanqian: "..."

"Since when did you become afraid of heights?"

"Just recently, it's uncomfortable to take the elevator."

Tang Hanqian said: "Won't the elevator at home be uncomfortable?"

Jiang Yu said: "But the elevator at home can't see the outside. Every time I stand in your elevator recently, watching the outside slowly rise, getting higher and higher, I feel uncomfortable and panic."

"Do you know why?" Jiang Yu told Tang Hanqian of his discovery: "Because your son is getting heavier and heavier, and the gravitational force on me is getting stronger and stronger. I feel like he is like Newton's apple, trying to get away from me. , Do you understand that feeling, when I stand on a high place, the gravitational force becomes stronger, and this feeling will be more obvious."

Tang Hanqian: "..."

Tang Hanqian said: "Isn't the higher the gravity, the smaller the gravitational force?"

Jiang Yu: "..."

Jiang Yu said, "Anyway, I don't want to go up."

Tang Hanqian: "..."

Jiang Yu was sitting in the car. After get off work, everyone had almost left. The parking lot was empty, and Tang Hanqian's Rolls-Royce was parked in his exclusive spot.

Jiang Yu sat in the co-pilot, took out a blanket to cover her body, and watched TV dramas on her mobile phone while nestling in the seat.

When Tang Hanqian opened the car door, he saw that Jiang Yu had fallen asleep. The seat was put down, and the whole person was huddled in the blanket with only his head exposed, and his face was flushed from sleep.The TV series was still playing on the mobile phone, and the rumbling firecrackers failed to wake him up.

The blanket was slightly raised, and under Tang Hanqian's gaze, it suddenly moved a little. Jiang Yu also frowned and wanted to turn over, but it has become a little difficult for him to turn over recently, so he just turned sideways, revealing a more serious appearance. Visible belly.

Tang Hanqian rubbed the center of his eyebrows for him, his eyes full of distress.Jiang Yu opened his eyes and saw Tang Hanqian, dazed for a moment, "Someone kicked me just now." He said and looked at Tang Hanqian.

Tang Hanqian: "..."

Tang Hanqian said: "Who else can you say?"

Jiang Yu sat up and yawned: "I'm so sleepy. When I was sleeping, I was thinking about something important that I forgot to do, and then I woke up."

Tang Hanqian started the car, "You haven't eaten yet."

Jiang Yu: "..."

Jiang Yu said: "I think you guys are prejudiced against me. If I say something important, you will think that I want to eat again. I'm really sad. I don't think about eating all the time, and I only think about it when I'm hungry. That’s why, don’t you want to eat when you’re hungry?”

Tang Hanqian felt that he had gone too far, "I was wrong."

Jiang Yu snorted.

He rubbed his stomach for a while and said, "I'm so hungry."

Tang Hanqian: "..."

The two brought a bottle of red wine as a gift. Tang Jing was there when they entered the door. Seeing them greet each other, Jiang Yu said, "Are you coming to eat barbecue too?"

Tang Jing said, "I'll sit down."

Jiang Yu breathed a sigh of relief.

Tang Jing: "..."

Boss Zheng is setting up the oven on the balcony. The skewers are ready and ready to be grilled immediately.

Tang Jing sat lazily on the sofa, looking at Jiang Yu: "I haven't seen you for a few days, why do you think you—"

Jiang Yu thrust a toothpick into an apple and bit it off, "What's wrong with me?"

Tang Jing: "..."

"It's nothing..." Tang Jing said: "By the way, what do you do in the company every day? Since you are already with Tang Hanqian, you don't have to work so hard. You can just deal with it casually. Why do you have to go to get off work on time every day?" Get off work and act."

Jiang Yu said: "I didn't put on an air, I work very seriously every day."

Tang Jing said: "Really."

Jiang Yu said: "And why don't you have to work hard when you are with Tang Hanqian? You can't stop working hard just because the other party can make money. I don't think this kind of behavior is advisable for Mr. Tang. You still have to live more seriously, and you can't hug and lie down. There’s nothing to do with a winning mentality.”

Tang Jing said: "I don't do nothing, I'm talking about you, I'm very busy every day, busier than social animals."

Jiang Yu said, "You don't have to scold yourself for being inferior to a beast."

Tang Jing: "..."

Jiang Yu said, "Why do you still go to Boss Zheng every day when you are so busy?"

Tang Jing: "..."

Tang Jing said, "I live next door."

Jiang Yu: "..."

Tang Jing said: "We have met several times."

Jiang Yu said: "Ah, I did see Boss Zheng's dog several times."

Tang Jing: "..."

I fuck.

Boss Zheng called everyone over for dinner, Jiang Yu gave priority to sitting by the barbecue, and Tang Hanqian had already grilled it for him.

The aroma of barbecue permeated the air, Jiang Yu couldn't help swallowing, and stretched out his hand to help turn the meatloaf. The little one in his stomach seemed to be urging him, and kicked Jiang Yu twice.

Jiang Yu rubbed his belly, and secretly warned Zhuzhubao to be more honest, he couldn't eat hot tofu in a hurry, Tang Hanqian who was not even a little bit undercooked would not allow him to eat.He is so pitiful. Others eat tender and juicy medium-rare, but he can only eat very-well-cooked. He feels despised by Tang Jing.

Boss Zheng opened the red wine brought by the two of them and poured each of them a glass. Jiang Yu's glass was naturally taken by Tang Hanqian, "The doctor said he can't drink recently, so I drank this glass for him."

Tang Jing said: "Can't you drink if you are malnourished?"

Tang Hanqian said: "If you don't drink, don't drink, after all, drinking is harmful to your body."

Tang Jing said, "You have to eat well-done steak?"

Jiang Yu said: "There is no rule that the steak must be medium rare, I like to eat well done."

vomit.

Tang Jing smiled, "It's the first time I've heard that someone likes to eat well-done." He picked up a piece of medium-rare with a fork and ate it, took a sip of red wine, and said to Jiang Yu, "It's perfect to add red wine to medium-rare."

Jiang Yu: "..."

Tang Hanqian put the roasted meat in front of Jiang Yu's eyes: "It's very cooked and delicious, so I don't envy him."

Jiang Yu: "..."

Jiang Yu said, "Then let's eat together."

Tang Hanqian: "..."

"You don't even want to eat very cooked food with me." Back home, Jiang Yu said angrily, "Didn't you say it was delicious?"

Tang Hanqian took off his coat and hung it up: "Now that you have treasure in your stomach, you can't eat raw food, especially raw meat. Fang Hong said that it is absolutely not allowed."

"I know." Jiang Yu said: "What I care about is that you agreed to share weal and woe, and you don't even want to eat with me very well."

Tang Hanqian said: "It's hard to eat very well."

Jiang Yu said: "If it's not bitter, why don't you eat it?"

Tang Hanqian: "..."

Tang Hanqian said: "Well, I admit that it's really not delicious if it's very cooked."

Jiang Yu: "..."

"Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep, is the pig bag here, over!"

"Boo beep beep beep beep beep."

"I heard everything you said in a daze, daddy issosad, over!"

"Beep beep beep beep beep."

Tang Hanqian: "..."

Tang Hanqian said: "You are going too far, we don't need to let Zhuzhubao know about our conflicts."

Tang Hanqian was helpless: "I'm still not used to the name Zhuzhubao."

Jiang Yu said: "I won't talk to you!"

Tang Hanqian: "..."

"I think." Sitting in the office, Tang Hanqian sighed into the phone: "He's been a little emotionally unstable lately, he can't understand what he's talking about when he speaks, does it happen to pregnant people?"

Fang Hong said, "Did you make him angry?"

Tang Hanqian said: "It's not that I'm angry, because I'm angry with me for not eating well-done steak with him."

Fang Hong: "..."

Fang Hong said: "It's normal to have emotions. The more you get closer to the later stage of delivery, the more pressure you feel in your heart. Remember not to be angry with him."

Tang Hanqian sighed, "How could I be mad at him..."

Fang Hong said, "I also think you dare not."

Tang Hanqian: "..."

When Jiang Yu didn't come up, Tang Hanqian went down to eat with him.Secretary Chen had already prepared the lounge, and the food was on the table. Tang Hanqian asked Jiang Yu to eat first, but Jiang Yu waited for Tang Hanqian without moving his chopsticks.

When Tang Hanqian entered the door, he saw him staring unblinkingly at the chopped pepper perch in front of him.

Tang Hanqian: "..."

Tang Hanqian said: "Didn't I tell you to eat first."

Jiang Yu said: "I want to wait for you to eat together."

Tang Hanqian was moved.

Jiang Yu said: "If you don't come after 5 minutes, I will eat first."

Tang Hanqian: "..."

5 minutes is a long time.

Tang Hanqian asked, "Do you feel uncomfortable in your stomach?"

Jiang Yu shook his head: "Fortunately, Baobai kept kicking me."

Tang Hanqian said, "Why isn't it called Zhuzhubao?"

"Oh, don't you dislike me being called Zhuzhubao?"

"I don't like it, I'm just afraid that Baobai won't like it, after all, who likes being called a pig."

Jiang Yu said: "What's wrong with pigs, you never saw pigs being disliked when you ate pork."

Tang Hanqian: "..."

Tang Hanqian said: "You can call me if you like."

Jiang Yu said, "Don't you like it?"

Tang Hanqian thought of Fang Hong's words, and said without soul: "I like it."

"Then call out."

"Pig buns."

"Beep beep beep beep."

"What do you mean?"

"What are you calling me for, pig'sdad."

"..."

On the weekend, Mrs. Tang called the two of them home for dinner.The last time I showed off my cooking skills in the hospital, Mrs. Tang became more and more confident in her cooking skills. After returning home, she went to the kitchen when she had nothing to do. Tang Hanqian found that his father had lost weight the first time he came back.

Tang Hanqian: "Dad..."

Mrs. Tang said: "You see, your father has become more energetic after eating the food I cooked."

Tang Hanqian: "..."

Jiang Yu shivered.

At any rate, when Mrs. Tang was cooking at night, Tang Hanqian dragged Mrs. Tang to talk, and the few of them managed to save their stomachs. Father Tang's eyes were wet with tears, and he looked very pitiful.

Jiang Yu missed Aunt Zhang's craftsmanship very much, so she ate too much for dinner, and when she came back from a stroll with Tang Hanqian, she lay on the sofa not wanting to move, and watched TV with Mrs. Tang.

He fell asleep after watching it. The drama of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law was so hypnotic that Jiang Yu gradually fell asleep under the scolding of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

He was covered with a thin blanket and leaned on the sofa near the door. Mrs. Tang was sitting in the middle, watching TV while eating melon seeds.After a while, seeing that Jiang Yu hadn't moved, he turned his head to look, and suddenly saw Jiang Yu's stomach move.