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Ten minutes later, Xie Wendi's car parked outside the gate of Chengxu Community.

Gollum.

Cheng Xu had just said goodbye and was taking off his seat belt when he suddenly heard an unrefined voice. He looked up at Xie Wendi, whose face was a little stiff.

If you heard me right, Xie Wendi's stomach growled.

Soon, there was a strange smell in the car.

Devil... farted.

"Go back quickly." Xie Wendi lowered the car window, pretending to look at the scenery.

Cheng Xu suppressed a smile: "Go to my house and sit for a while?"

Xie Wendi: "...not going."

Xie Wendi couldn't hold back his face, like an awkward child, Cheng Xu could see that his stomach was a little uncomfortable, his eyebrows were tightly knit, obviously he couldn't hold on anymore.

If you hold on any longer, Xie Wendi's car may suffer.

"Let's go, go up and eat some watermelon to clear the fire." Cheng Xu smiled and invited, giving Xie Wendi enough face, "Xiao Tang said that you should drink pear juice to relieve the fire after eating hot pot, so I do too, come and taste my boil pear juice?"

Cheng Xu opened the door and brought Xie Wendi disposable slippers, Xiao Xiao jumped over like a monkey, "Brother, you are back, Devil—"

Before the words fell, the apple in Xiao Xiao's hand rolled to the ground.

Slip to Xie Wendi's feet.

Xiao Xiao looked at him, her mouth could hold an egg: "..."

Xie Wendi changed his shoes and picked up the apple, "Hi, I'm Xie Wendi."

Xiao Xiao was dumbfounded.

Xie Wendi looked at Cheng Xu, and Cheng Xu said: "This is my sister, Xiao Xiao. She is your loyal fan, and she may be a little surprised now, I hope you don't mind."

Of course Xie Wendi didn't care, he took a look at this simple two-bedroom apartment, it was warmly furnished, clean and tidy, very homey, and looked more popular than his deserted apartment.

"That—" Xie Wendi coughed dryly, clutching his stomach indistinctly, "I will borrow your bathroom."

Cheng Xu had already heard his stomach growl, and pointed Xie Wendi to the location of the toilet. Xie Wendi nodded, and walked in with steady but anxious steps.

Seeing that Xiao Xiao was still in a daze, Cheng Xu patted her forehead.

"Oh!" Xiao Xiao covered her forehead, "Brother, why did you hit me!"

"Didn't you say that you don't like Devil?" Cheng Xu joked, "Why is it like losing your soul when you see the deity, and you don't respond for a long time? Devil greets you and you don't pay attention to anyone."

Xiao Xiao held her little girl in her arms, "He...he left?"

"gone."

With a disappointed face, Xiao Xiao nestled on the sofa and complained, "Why don't you stop me, I didn't even say a word."

"I thought you didn't like him anymore."

"..."

"I never said such a thing!" Xiao Xiao refused to admit it, her eyes were bright, "Brother, is your relationship with him so good?"

Xiao Xiao thought that Cheng Xu would bring her an autograph at most, but she didn't expect to bring back the Devil himself! Devil himself is more handsome than in the photo, and he is so polite, he can't be seen as a roaring maniac at all in normal times.But—she foolishly let Devil go without saying a word!

At this time, Xiao Xiao had long forgotten the vows she had made, the moment she saw Devil, all resentment and dissatisfaction disappeared, and she wanted to get in touch with her idol up close!

"Where is the signature? Brother, can you bring him back next time and let me touch it?"

"..."

"Don't worry, I worship him as a youth, and I have absolutely no unreasonable thoughts!" Xiao Xiao raised her hand and swore, "I am known as a little matchmaker in the Jianghu, and if I am here, I am not afraid that you will not - eh!"

Cheng Xu covered her mouth, "All right, all right, stop talking nonsense."

Xiao Xiao struggled out, "Why are you panicking? He didn't know you liked—"

Cheng Xu: "..."

Before Xiao Xiao finished speaking, she saw a pair of unfamiliar high-end leather shoes at the door, she blinked, and if she guessed right, it should be Xie Wendi's shoes.

"Brother, you big pig's hoof." Xiao Xiao suppressed the ecstasy in her heart, "Why did you lie to me if the Devil didn't leave? Where is he? Could it be in your room?! Aww!"

Xiao Xiao screamed and rushed to the bedroom.

When the idol came, she lost even half of her IQ. The door of the toilet was closed and the light was on, but she didn't see it, and headed straight for the bedroom.

Of course there is no Xie Wendi in the bedroom.

Xiao Xiao slapped her head, "I'm so stupid! It should be another room! But why does he want to go to your room? How about I go out to live tonight and give you a space."

Cheng Xu: "..."

Xiao Xiao walked to another room, just as she reached the door, she heard the sound of the toilet pumping water.

The sound was dry, and it sizzled for a long time, but there was no sound of water.

Xiao Xiao: "When the Devil comes, does he shit?"

The expression on Xiao Xiao's face was a bit broken, probably because she couldn't accept the fact that the idol shit.

Cheng Xu: "..."

After a while, Xie Wendi slowly opened the door of the toilet, his face a little ugly.

"Is it better?" Cheng Xu asked with concern.

Xie Wendi glanced at Xiao Xiao, blushing slightly.

"that……"

"Ah." Xiao Xiao clapped her hands and shouted, "The water at home has stopped! I forgot to tell you..."

Cheng Xu: "..."

Xie Wendi: "..."

5 minute later.

Xie Wendi's face was a little ruddy, sitting on the sofa, drinking hot water, there was iced watermelon on the coffee table, Xiao Xiao handed Xie Wendi a piece.

Cheng Xu said: "It's inconvenient for Devil to eat something cold now, let's eat an apple."

Cheng Xu handed the peeled apple to Xie Wendi, the sweet apple subsided a little bit of bitterness in his mouth, Xie Wendi thanked him softly, still looking a little sluggish.

In front of Xiao Xiao, Cheng Xu couldn't comfort him, Xiao Xiao basically lost his IQ in front of Xie Wendi, "Devil, you don't have to be so guilty, I am actually very happy that you can come to my house to shit. I like you It's been a long time, I didn't expect to see you with my own eyes one day, and it's still so close..."

Xie Wendi: "..."

Cheng Xu: "..."

Xiao Xiao took out a photo of Xie Wendi that she had printed out, and a marker pen.

"Wow... oh my god, Devil can you get me an autograph?"

Xie Wendi wrote the signature.

Holding the autographed photo, Xiao Xiao wept with joy, "Devil, I love you forever."

Cheng Xu: "..."

Xie Wendi put down the water glass and stood up, "I, I'll go back first."

Xiao Xiao said: "Why don't you stay...I'll give you the bedroom."

Xie Wendi: "???"

Cheng Xu blushed: "Xiao Xiao! You go to sleep!"

Xiao Xiao: "I don't!"

Cheng Xu: "..."

Cheng Xu Fu forehead, the current Xiao Xiao is like a fool, it doesn't make sense.

So Cheng Xu turned around and sent Xie Wendi downstairs, Xiao Xiao followed behind, "Devil, come and play when you have time. My brother really likes you."

The two stood outside the unit door, Cheng Xu twisted his fingers and explained: "My sister was agitated at the moment, and she didn't speak properly, I hope you don't mind, she really likes you too much."

Xie Wendi was silent for a while, and asked, "Does she use your mobile phone?"

Cheng Xu understood what Xie Wendi meant, and he didn't hide it, "Sorry, I sent you some inappropriate messages earlier..."

"Sure enough." When he saw Xiao Xiao, Xie Wendi had a premonition that it was Xiao Xiao who was really his fan, not Cheng Xu.

Cheng Xu was speechless.

"You're angry?"

"Why should I be angry?"

Cheng Xu nodded, "It's fine if you're not angry. In fact, I too... I'm also your fan."

Xie Wendi's mood brightened, and he still pretended to be five people and six people, "Well, it's up to you. Go back and rest, and see you in the game."

"it is good."

"By the way, I want to post some photos taken by my grandson on Weibo today, do you mind?" Xie Wendi said suddenly, "Don't worry, your privacy will not be revealed."

Cheng Xu was taken aback, "Why?"

Xie Wendi: "I just want to let it go, is that okay?"

Cheng Xu's heart beat faster, Xie Wendi's actions made him feel that the relationship between them was getting closer again, and they seemed to be friends now...

Is it self-indulgence?

Cheng Xu thought wildly and nodded.

Seeing Xie Wendi drive away, Cheng Xu stood there in a daze for a long time, until Xiao Xiao yelled at him on the sixth floor, and Cheng Xu returned home, "Don't yell in the middle of the night, and be careful of beating if you disturb the people."

Xiao Xiao didn't take it seriously, "What did Devil tell you? Are you friends now?"

"I do not know."

"Brother, you are so cowardly."

Cheng Xu: "..."

Xiao Xiao sighed, "Others don't know you, but I don't know you? The way you looked at him just now was like looking at rare treasures. Since you like him so much, then go after him."

Cheng Xu: "You don't understand, don't get involved."

Emotions are not one-sided.

What's more, in his situation, if he attacks rashly, it will only cause harm to each other.Cheng Xu likes Xie Wendi, but he won't rush blindly and harm others and himself.

But Xiao Xiao was right, he was a little cowardly.

The current him is probably in the state of being bitten by a snake for ten years and afraid of well ropes.

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to care about you, anyway, just don't let yourself regret it." Xiao Xiao quickly changed the subject, "Speaking of which, what about Devil's shit? Although I like him, I don't like his shit. Shit, how do I go in and take a shower?"

Cheng Xu: "..."

Cheng Xu: "Don't worry, there is still water in the water tank, just take it out and flush it."

Xiao Xiao: "Thank God. Brother, I will trouble you then."

Cheng Xu remembered a sentence, and jokingly said: "As the saying goes, when you like someone, you think his shit is delicious. Why do you despise him so much?"

Xiao Xiao's words made Cheng Xu speechless: "Brother, what he defecates is diarrhea, which is different from shit."

Cheng Xu: "..."

Cheng Xu felt that both he and Xiao Xiao were insane, staying up most of the night, discussing other people's shit here.If Xie Wendi found out, he might be so ashamed and angry that he would smear shit on their faces.

Xiao Xiaowo was brushing Weibo on the sofa, while Cheng Xu was cleaning the bathroom, when Xiao Xiao suddenly heard a scream: "Brother——!"

Cheng Xu poked his head out, "What, what's wrong?"

Xiao Xiao held the phone with tears in her eyes. She pointed to the content on the screen, "Devil is indeed the man you like. Look, he has become an enemy of Heizi for you!"

Cheng Xu: "..."

Xie Wendi just posted one word on Weibo: Understand?

A picture: Xie Wendi is holding food for Cheng Xu, wearing his famous watch in his hand, and Cheng Xu has a missing chin, red lips and white teeth, and just like that, he was typed into a word mosaic - Xu Cai.

80.00% of Weibo comments are holding high the banner of Tengu CP, while others are contending with the ubiquitous sunspots.

Xiao Xiao passionately fought against Heizi, and did not forget to popularize science with Cheng Xu: "If you don't pay attention to these things, you won't understand. In short, some people criticize you and Devil for deliberately selling corruption to gain popularity, thinking that Devil actually hates you, and you should know the reason. Devil This is done to protect you! Rounding up is a confession! Are you moved?"