[Comprehensive] There are always big guys who covet my abilities

Withdrawing my gaze from looking at Dazai's dead body, I quickly stepped back, the place where I was standing just now has been cut into the ground by the sharp blade formed by Akutagawa [Rashomon].

Looking at Akutagawa with an ugly face, if I hadn't dodged the attack just now, my body would have been cut in half by now.

"Akutagawa, if you shoot at Oto-chan again, I'll cut off your hands." Dazai, lying on the ground, waved his hands at Akutagawa, and what he said was an absolute warning without any emotion.

Akutagawa was taken aback for a moment, then gave me a unwilling look, and bowed slightly to Dazai: "Sorry... Mr. Dazai."

I:"...……"

At this moment, I really want to rush to Akutagawa and shake him vigorously to wake him up, boy... What charm does Osamu Dazai have that deserves your loyalty? !If someone dared to say the words to cut off my hand, then his hand would probably not be on his wrist long ago!

Dazai turned over and sat up covering his face, looking at me with grievances and accusations: "Yin-chan, why are you being violent to me again! My arm that you removed yesterday still hurts~ "

This is definitely not my illusion, the surrounding temperature dropped a lot just after Dazai said this.

Akutagawa who let off air-conditioning silently: "..."

"Heh..." I was completely unmoved by Dazai's pitiful look, "You still have the nerve to say... If you didn't say those misleading words, I would be chased and killed by your fans?! And don't be so disgusting Call me by name!"

"My brother?" Dazai stood up and patted the dirt on his suit, looking around suspiciously, "How can I have a fan?"

I pointed to Akutagawa next to Dazai with my chin: "That's him."

"You said Akutagawa...he is just my subordinate," Dazai suddenly realized, and then looked at Akutagawa with an unfriendly expression, his eyes were full of indifference and disdain...they are eyes that definitely belong to the mafia" As for the fanboy...he's not worthy yet."

Akutagawa, who was beside Dazai, was in a trance for a moment after hearing these words, and then a strong unwillingness flashed in his eyes.

I looked at Dazai Osamu's black hair and complained: "Talking to your fanboy like this, you really are a scumbag!"

"Scumbag...?" Dazai pointed at himself in disbelief, "Are you talking about me, Yin-chan?!"

My head was getting bigger when I was called by Dazai: "Who else is there besides you, and don't call me by this disgusting name!"

After being yelled at by me, Dazai covered his heart, as if he had been hit by a hundred thousand crits, and said aggrievedly: "I feel so uncomfortable when you say that~"

"..." This guy was definitely an actor before he joined Hong Kong.

"Hasegawa, what a coincidence that I met you here." A hearty voice came from behind, I turned around and saw Kise and Murasakihara walking towards me.

Hehe...something is going wrong, I was thinking quickly in my mind how to get Kise and the others to leave without any doubts, and at the same time I waved to them and said hello: "Kise-kun, Murasakihara, I didn't expect to be here Seeing you, why are you together?"

Kise glanced at the black mud behind me and smiled and answered me: "Today our school played a friendly basketball match with Yangquan High School."

"So that's how it is." No wonder the two people who rarely see each other walk together.

Murasakihara glanced at Osamu Dazai behind me: "You are also my bosom friend's cousin."

Dazai walked up to me and smiled politely at Murasakihara: "We meet again, Murasakihara-kun."

Looking at Kise's puzzled eyes, I helplessly introduced to him: "Kise-kun, this is my cousin Dazai Osamu, and that one is my cousin's friend Akutagawa Ryunosuke."

Kise smiled politely at them and said hello: "Hi, it's the first time I meet you, I'm Ryota Kise."

Then Kise came up to me and muttered softly: "Hasegawa, isn't your cousin still hot in his coat this summer?"

I leaned in front of him and whispered to him: "Don't worry about him...he is still in the second stage of middle school, and he will always do some neurotic behavior."

Osamu Dazai, who heard the conversation clearly: "..."

Ziyuan clasped his hands together, and his eyes flashed brightly, "By the way... a new dessert shop has opened near Zhiyinniu. There are discounts on new products, let's go together."

"Okay...then let's go." Just as I was still worried about how to distract them~ Ziyuan was really the kind of existence who would hand a pillow when he was sleepy.

Kise raised his hand and joined our team: "Dessert shop? Then I'll go and have a look."

Dazai walked up to me and raised his hand to rub my hair, as if he was really my brother, and said to Kise and the others: "Then I'll go too~ It's been a long time since I went to dessert with One-chan store."

Akutagawa followed Dazai and coughed a few times: "Then I'll go too."

I stared at Dazai's hand rubbing my hair unkindly, ah... I really want to break that hand.

Kise looked at Dazai and me enviously and said, "Sound-chan...? Is it a nickname for Hasegawa? The relationship between your brother and sister is really good."

Dazai looked at me with a smile: "Our relationship has always been very good."

I watched Dazai grit his teeth with a sinister smile: "That's right!"

Murasakihara glanced at Dazai's attire suspiciously and asked him, "Which school do you study in, my bosom friend's cousin?"

Dazai looked at Murasakihara: "I'm in Hong Kong..."

Surprised, I quickly interrupted him: "He is in the third grade at Hong Kong Yao High School."

Dazai glanced at me and said nothing, expressing his acquiescence.

When we arrived at the dessert shop, there were still quite a few people queuing up, and it took us about [-] minutes to wait for our turn.

Sitting on the U-shaped sofa and looking around, I am on high alert right now, because Dazai and Akutagawa, the two great gods, are sitting at the two ends of the U-shaped sofa, while Murasakihara, Kise and I are surrounded in the middle.

How should I put it... According to the distribution of seats, those two masters can wipe out our group in minutes.

Cough... The atmosphere is a bit awkward, except for Murasakihara who is eating the cake, everyone else is staring, Dazai put his chin in one hand and yawned boredly: "By the way, both Kise-kun and Murasakihara-kun play basketball, right?" .”

Kise was taken aback by the sudden question, but quickly realized: "Yes, Xiao Ziyuan and I are members of the basketball club of different schools. Playing basketball is super interesting. By the way... Dazai-kun, do you have any hobbies?"

Hearing this question, I paused the hand holding the orange juice, glanced at Dazai, and moved the foot under the table to above Dazai's feet calmly.

"Yes~" Dazai looked at Kise with bright eyes, obviously liking the question he asked, "The only thing I'm interested in is myself...uh...!"

Before Dazai said something bad, I aimed at his foot and stepped on it. Dazai's face twisted, and he turned to look at me with a disheveled face. The forced smile on his face could hardly be maintained. .

I looked at him strangely, tilted my head in confusion and asked him, "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing..." Dazai squeezed out a hearty smile, but the smile looked awkward, and he turned to Kise to continue the previous topic "I am more interested in self-study... This is the only thing I am interested in .”

Akutagawa who ate the cake silently: "..."

Hearing Dazai's answer, I was very satisfied and lifted the foot that was stepping on his foot, and continued to drink orange juice.

"Self-study? It's really a strange hobby..." Kise scratched his hair, "Isn't Dazai-kun more interested in sports?"

Dazai took a sip of fruit tea and shook his head: "I'm a sports waste, and I'm not interested in sports."

I curled my lips in disdain, I really lied and didn't write a draft, the gap between sports waste and physical arts waste can be separated by hundreds of thousands of miles.

"Speaking of sports..." Ziyuan swallowed the cake in his mouth and thought for a while, "I remember that Hong Kong Yao High School is quite famous for its table tennis. The table tennis club should be your specialty, right?"

Dazai blinked his eyes suspiciously, and then slowly burst into a dark smile: "No~ Our specialty there is punishment... er...!"

I calmly stepped on it again, Dazai let out a muffled sound and then covered his distorted face with pain.

"Pun... Xing what?" Huang Lai looked puzzled, as if he hadn't heard of the character of punishment.

"It's not punishment..." Dazai covered his face and said in a muffled voice, "It's the starry sky station, shining in the dark with longing starlight... It was built by myself and several members."

Akutagawa who is drinking fruit tea: "..."

Ziyuan asked blankly: "Desire...isn't it hope?"

Dazai stretched out his finger and confirmed, "It's desire."

I cast a displeased glance at Dazai, the starlight of longing... refers to the people who can't stand the torture in the torture room longing for Hong Kong gangsters to give them death, this guy Dazai... I should be glad that Murasakihara and Kise are the kind Simple minded people.

Kise looked curious, and was very interested in the starry sky station that Dazai said: "The starry sky station... must be very beautiful~ I must visit it if I have time."

"If Huang Zai goes, I will go too." Zi Yuan raised his hand to signify joining.

"..." I looked at Kise and Murasakihara speechlessly in my heart, once I entered, I couldn't get out, you know? !

Stepping on Dazai's feet increased strength, Dazai let out a muffled grunt and still covered his face, even speaking a little unnaturally: "It is indeed very beautiful... that is a kind of beauty from the other side, if Kase-kun and you go, I will I personally entertained you."

In the end, how he entertained Kise and the others felt like he was gnashing his teeth, but Kise didn't feel that he responded heartily and repeatedly.

"..." I let go of Dazai's foot, held my forehead, and didn't know what to say.

"By the way, Hasegawa," Kise turned his gaze to me, "the day after tomorrow is the monthly exam, how are you preparing for the exchange student at Shitenbao Temple?"

I put down my hands and was about to say to Kise that I would not go to Sitianbao Temple as an exchange student, but the words stuck in my mouth.

That's right... Two weeks of exchange students is equal to two weeks of freedom in Osaka, no worries and no worries... The most important thing is that I can finally get rid of this croaking frog beside me.

Looking at Kise, who seemed to be shining with golden light, seemed to see an angel. Kise is definitely my lucky god... If it wasn't for his reminder, I would never have thought of a way to get rid of this frog. I have been so unlucky for so many days The lucky day has finally arrived.

It doesn't matter whether I go to Sitianbao Temple to be an exchange student or not, the important thing is to make the frog beside me believe that I will be an exchange student, and secretly make a fist...Come on, Hasegawa Zhiyin!

I scratched my head in embarrassment and showed a shy smile: "I have studied hard these few days, and I should be the first in the monthly exam."

Huang Lai made a cheering gesture to me and said encouragingly: "You are the resident number one in the class, and this time the exchange student quota is none other than you."

Hearing this, I lowered my head in embarrassment, thinking [Come on, Kise-kun!Say a little more about what I would do as an exchange student. 】

"Ah...?" Dazai looked at me with a puzzled expression when he heard my conversation with Kise, "What exchange student?"

"After the monthly exam this time, Hasegawa will go to Shitenpoji Temple in Osaka for a two-week exchange student activity." Kise looked at me and then at Dazai with some doubts, "Didn't Hasegawa tell you?"

"No," Dazai looked at me with a serious face, "Is it true, Oto-chan?"

"None of your business." I took a sip of orange juice without haste, put down the glass and looked at the scenery outside the window seriously.

Dazai stared at me for a while, and then he lay down on the table decadently with his cheeks bulging into buns and complained: "Why is this... Am I going to not see you for two weeks? This really makes me miserable Death torture!"

I laughed secretly in my heart... Little boy, if I am a person with supernatural powers of the psychic department, if you can see that I am deceiving, I will stop messing around in the future.

Akutagawa couldn't stand Dazai's decadent look, and pointed to the cake in front of him: "That...Mr. Dazai, you will feel better if you eat some sweets."

Dazai didn't even look at the cake and continued in the state of life rather than death: "Akutagawa, you don't understand, no amount of sweets can replace Oto-chan, I have no desire to live without Oto-chan for two weeks. "

Murasakihara: "..."

Kise: "..."

I reached out and clenched my fist to give him a blow on the head: "Heh...why don't you become an actor if you are so good at acting?!"

When I was about to hit it, I silently withdrew my fist. The reason was that Akutagawa, who was diagonally opposite me, bent the fork in his hand with one hand.

Seeing Akutagawa's actions, Ziyuan applauded with pride: "Oh~ breaking the fork with bare hands, Akutagawa, you are really amazing!"

Kise: "Amazing!"

Akutagawa: "..."

I covered my forehead with a headache, why do I feel like I am the only one in this group of people who is normal?

The author has something to say: When eating a dessert, you must always pay attention to the psychological shadow of the heroine who Osamu Dazai speaks

Hasegawa Zhiyin "This psychological shadow is going to break through the sky!!!"