Flirting with old enemies in escape games

Back when Nie Yuan, a black fan, first appeared, Ji Wuhuan's fans would often tear him apart until the sky was dark and the sun and the moon were dark.

As the so-called iron idols, running fans, five years have passed, from Ji Wuhuan's debut to becoming an actor, the only ones who have chased after him all the way are true fans and...Nie Yuan, the black fan.

As long as Ji Yingji posts Weibo, he must tweet, snatch the sofa from time to time, and the gathering of black fans who check in at the concert venue has become a mysterious legend.

The fans' attitude towards him has gradually changed from "I can't wait to strangle this bitch to death" to a happy onlooker, and now it's a look of "meeting acquaintances". "Get together" and "local tyrants" are too intimate.

A few months ago, I don't know who was the first to write the fanfic "Breakdown in the Entertainment Circle" by the beauty star Ji Wuhuan Gong x Tsundere black fan boss Shou.

It was written as a sadomasochistic love, abusing heart and body, it made the listener sad and the hearer cry, and many people felt genuinely sorry for this person who "had to do this to attract the attention of idols" Little black powder.

Then it attracted a bunch of CP fans, and started various productions, such as "The Rich Family Favored: The Actor's Substitute Lover", "That Black Fan Is Really Damn Sweet", "The Black Fan Runs Away with the Ball", "I became a celebrity after breaking up with the actor" His black fans" and so on.

Because of this, Nie Yuan's Weibo followers exceeded [-].

At the hottest time, all kinds of strange fan art and fan pictures were flying all over the sky. At first Nie Yuan didn't understand what was going on, but when he understood, he immediately started to summon the navy, one word - spray!

Sprayed to the back, after seeing the powerful financial resources of this black fan, this cp changed and became a domineering local tyrant black fan x beauty star seduction.

Of course, these are just jokes, and even the first fan who wrote their fanfic probably didn't think of it.

Now this black fan is really at Ji Wuhuan's house, wearing his pajamas, drinking his coffee, sitting on his bed, looking at his... baby.

That's right, the egg that suddenly cracked and sprouted.

After the two green shoots that looked like scallions emerged, they swayed from side to side.

Nie Yuan was expressionless.

It wobbled again.

Nie Yuan stood up.

It shook vigorously.

When I got closer, I saw a strange little thing inside the egg.

Nie Yuan took out its two "ears" and took a closer look.

It is a toy rabbit made of grass. Normally, it should be made of hay to weave things, but it is different. It is green and fresh all over. It is wearing a light yellow skirt and has a straw hat on its head. , two holes were opened, and the ears protruded from the inside.

In its arms is a black-framed mirror the size of a thumb.

This rabbit is very, very small, not as big as a preserved egg's face, and its body part is smaller than the palm of an adult.

But its ears are very long, twice as long as the whole body.

The two sesame-sized eyes seem to be glued on with dark red beans, and the mouth is drawn with a brush.

Red and green are really as ugly as Ji Wuhuan.

The little rabbit was held up by its ears, motionless, like an ordinary toy, the two dangling ears just now seemed to be just an illusion.

But as soon as Nie Yuan put it on the table, those ears moved again, shaking left and right.

The man felt that the more it looked, the more stupid it looked, the more it looked like Ji, especially those red eyes.So I couldn't help but take pictures and send them to Ji Wuhuan.

"Your son."

Ji Wuhuan is currently in the nanny's car, passively accepting makeup.

Seeing this photo, he gasped slightly, it actually hatched?Although I was a little curious, I guess that bitch wouldn't tell him easily, so I taunted him before going back and said, "Isn't this your daughter?"

Nie Yuan: "You were born, don't you know?" Then he took another photo of the eggshell.

Ji Wuhuan naturally couldn't accept it: "Impossible, it's as ugly as you."

Nie Yuan: "It's as stupid as you."

After the man finished replying, he suddenly heard a dog barking outside the door, and when he opened the door, it was the husky raised by Ji Wuhuan.

It came back by itself after slipping away, glanced deeply at Nie Yuan, flicked its tail, and entered the room coldly.

The high-cold dog suddenly smelled something special when he went up the stairs, immediately became excited, went straight to Ji Wuhuan's room, picked up the little rabbit on the table and ran away.

However, this time the result was different.

When Ji Wuhuan went back, he found his big dog crawling on the sofa, his tail swaying from side to side with his furry buttocks, looking lurking, his eyes fixed on the little straw rabbit on the table, as if he was Looking for flaws.

When the rabbit ears stopped shaking tired, it immediately flew up!However, before he could pounce, he heard two "pops".

The fragile dog's nose was pulled straight by the two green ears, it screamed and ran away.

10 minutes later came another sneak attack.

During the afternoon, they were repeatedly interacting with each other, and the big dog seemed to be having a good time.

Ji Wuhuan complained: "Yuanyuan, you don't care, how can you let your brother fight with your daughter?"

Nie Yuan snorted coldly when he heard this, and expressed his disdain for the mentally handicapped with his eyes.

Ji Wuhuan pushed away the husky that was approaching, and squatted on the table to take a closer look. This rabbit is completely different from the preserved egg. Sometimes the preserved egg seems to be alive, but it is not. It only moves its ears, like ears It is the ontology.

And these ears are quite spiritual.

For example, when Ji Wuhuan touches it with his hands, its ears will bend down to touch his fingers, but when Erha gets close to him, it will slap, turning into a whip and hitting the big dog's nose, which hurts. Make it scream.

However, just like Nie Yuan, Ji Wuhuan's dog is an unyielding master. Seeing that he was about to pounce on him again, the young man couldn't laugh or cry, so he quickly stopped it, picked up the little rabbit, and put it on the magic cube analysis plate superior.

【Data analysis...】

[Yang Fa and his wife made an amulet for their daughter Yang Xue, and the mirror on it was used to protect her from evil spirits.In the Rubik's Cube game, put it in front of any game npc, and you can judge whether any sentence of the npc is lying.Can only be used once per game round.Remarks: This prop is a growth type. 】

Ji Wuhuan's eyes lit up after watching it.

This ability is very useful, at least in the decryption level, it won't be so easy to be coaxed by npcs. If I had it in Mirror Ghost Town before, I'm afraid I would have passed the level long ago!

But that being said, it is too restrictive, you can only ask one sentence, and you can only use it once in a game level, which means that the question must be right, otherwise it will be a waste.

Fortunately, it is still a growth prop.

Ji Wuhuan saw on the forum that there are growth props in the Rubik's Cube game, just like the equipment and weapons in online games can be strengthened and enchanted, the growth props can also evolve.

Maybe it can evolve the ability to judge multiple sentences or multiple npcs in the future!

It will not be much easier to play decryption games after that!This skill is completely worthy of its rare blood!

Ji Ouhuang was happy, and immediately did not dislike being ugly. After thinking about it, he decided to give it a name. Now that there is a preserved egg: "Then you will be called lean meat!"

Preserved egg and lean meat porridge!

Nie Yuan just changed his clothes and came out: "No, it's called green onion."

"Lean meat!"

"chopped green onion."

Ji Wuhuan curled her lips: "I'm Dad, I'm in charge!"

Nie Yuan sneered: "You admit it's your son?"

"She's obviously a daughter! Wait...it's not my son, it's your daughter!" Ji Wuhuan realized that he had been fooled.

Look at Nie Yuan sitting on the sofa with a smug look, Ji Wuhuan has a temper!

He rolled up his sleeves, tucked his waist in, and walked over swaggeringly, looking like he was going to have a big fight.

The man gave a half-smile, but wanted to see what kind of demon he wanted to be.

Facts have proved that Nie Yuan once again underestimated the extent of Ji Wuhuan's illness.

Ji Wuhuan walked in front of him, suddenly opened her thighs and sat astride Nie Yuan's lap, and began to cry falsely under the man's suddenly stiff expression.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! That child looks exactly like you! How can you deny it?"

After Nie Yuan changed his clothes, the jeans were stretched tight, and it was more obvious when he rubbed against each other.

"Crazy!" Nie Yuan violently pushed the actor away, stood up and quickly dodged.

Ji Wuhuan also cried and sent him away with a look of "reluctance", and when the door was closed, he immediately burst out laughing, laughing so hard that his stomach hurts.

Spicy Chicken Yuanyuan, want to fight him too?snort!

Ji Wuhuan wanted to put the lean meat back into the egg, but when he looked down and saw his big dog grinning with dissatisfaction, it seemed that he was not convinced.

Ji Wuhuan suddenly felt that it is really good to use lean meat to tease dogs, and it can be used for multiple purposes!

When I returned to the room, the computer had entered a sleep state because it had not been used for a long time, and it could only be unlocked by re-entering the power-on password.

After unlocking, the chat dialog box with Xie Shu was still there when he left, so Ji Wuhuan didn't think much about it.

The main reason is that he unilaterally felt that if Nie Yuan saw it, how could he be so calm, he must have been fried long ago.

Ji Wuhuan saw Xie Shu's message in the afternoon, and replied: Sorry, Mr. Xie Shu, I went to cram school in the afternoon, my mother confiscated my phone, and I just came home.

Perfect to continue playing a high school student, makes sense!

Without waiting for Xie Shu's reply, the young man continued typing: I want to think about the issue of forming a team.

In fact, Ji Wuhuan had already guessed that Xie Shu would propose a team invitation, after all, he had asked for the contact information before.

To be honest, he had a good impression of Xie Shu.

From getting off the car, among so many old players, he was the only one who stepped forward to remind the newcomers not to leave here, and then the three of them had experienced the same life and death together and escaped from a desperate situation.

Have a certain understanding of each other.

But Ji Wuhuan doesn't plan to form a team with him, at least not now.

Even if Nie Yuan hadn't sent him those posts, he would not agree for the time being, because his identity is a big problem.

As a public figure, Xie Shu seems to be a star chaser, so it's hard to guarantee that he won't be recognized, and he doesn't really need a teammate like Xie Shu right now.

In contrast, what he needs more is a powerful teammate, who doesn't need to be too smart or stupid, who can help him at critical moments.

It's not that Ji Wuhuan wants to rely on others, it's just that he knows his own body very well. He has been chased and killed by ghosts in both games, which shows that this is the normal state of Rubik's Cube games, and his legs are not reliable at all.

But even if he really finds a powerful teammate, he may not be able to rely on him. Ji Wuhuan is not stupid, how can he trust someone he just met.

If Yuanyuan can... forget it, I don't want to mention him!Ji Wuhuan was a little upset when he thought about this guy's low-level dungeon just to hook up with Mengxin.

A beast and a hot chicken, he is not worthy to be his teammate!

All in all, Xie Shu is not Ji Wuhuan's ideal teammate at present.

And there's a little more to it than that.

——Ji Wuhuan hasn't acted enough yet!

What does it mean to be a high school student with a little milk dog? As an actor, of course you have to challenge the limit!

Ji Wuhuan took out the script that Xiao Fang had brought before and flipped through it again, and read it in the car today.

He has no interest in the male and female protagonists in the play, but has taken a fancy to another character.

The third male in the play.

As a qualified Mary Su dog blood romance drama, naturally there must be one male, one male, two male, three male, four, five, six, seven, and each of them must be handsome and rich.

Most importantly, all fell in love with the poor and cowardly little white flower heroine.

In this play, there is a setting where the four major families are in charge of the campus board of directors.

Their surnames are Shangguan, Duanmu, Xuanyuan and Zhuge.

When Ji Wuhuan watched the introduction of the plot, he felt as if he had returned to his elementary school days. Those ancient romances borrowed from his female deskmates contained such shameful and inexplicably exciting settings.

In this play, Nanyi is one of the four major families on campus, the heir of the Shangguan family, and the Bingshan male god.The male second is also one of the four major families, the heir of the Xuanyuan family, gentle and considerate.As for the male third, he is still one of the four major families, the heir of the Duanmu family.

Ji Wuhuan just fell in love with him.

It's not that this character is rare, but that Ji Wuhuan has never played this kind of role.

As I said before, his roles are usually handsome guys, either romantic or elegant. Even if he is in a bad movie, he will definitely play the most handsome and attractive one in the show.

And this male third is acting perverted and domineering, followed by a row of juniors at any time, and on the first day of school, he said that the female protagonist is his woman, who dares to touch a finger to see!

Then he was slapped in the face by the male lead in a blink of an eye, and in the later stage, he has been teasing the female lead in various tricks, giving gifts, wall dongs, princess hugs, and even trying to force a kiss. In short, I have talked about love all over the place, but it has never succeeded. It is a slot in the play Take charge.

In fact, he has the taste of the domineering president who is popular now, but it is a pity that as the third male, he is destined to give way to the male lead, so his pretentiousness is always not very successful, and he is still a bit down-to-earth.

And Ji Wuhuan suddenly became interested in this kind of character design.

Be a domineering president of Mary Sue once!Pick up a weak little white flower heroine!The more he thought about it, the more interesting it became.

Of course, the second half of the sentence is just a passing line, Ji Wuhuan has never been interested in flirting with girls.

In Ji Yingdi's eyes, falling in love is not as good as eating big-eyed frogs, making movies, playing games, and even making fun of Yuanyuan.

At this time, Nie Yuan had just left Ji Wuhuan's community when he opened the car door and received a call from Jiang Mingwei.

"Nie Yuan, are you out?"

Nie Yuan hummed.

Jiang Mingwei knew the deadline for Ji Wuhuan's resurrection, so he guessed that the two must have come out of the game by now.

"How is it, is it going well?"

"Yeah." Nie Yuan still remembered the agreement between them, so he briefly talked about the process of the game.

After hearing this, Jiang Mingwei felt strange: "In this round of your game, there are 20 people in total, but only 9 newcomers?"

"Yes, why?"

"Did you forget that the first and second sides of the Rubik's Cube are called Novice Village?"

Nie Yuan was slightly taken aback. For him, the first and second sides of the Rubik's Cube had happened several years ago, so naturally he couldn't remember it clearly. Jiang Mingwei suddenly remembered it when he mentioned it now.

The first and second sides of the Rubik's Cube are called "novice village" by the players. As the name suggests, the games on these two sides are the most played by newcomers, and generally speaking, they will definitely exceed half of the games.

Just like in the level of the hostess of the villa, there are only five old players, and the rest are newcomers, but in Mirror Ghost Town, the old players accounted for more than half.

As a Rubik's Cube with one and two sides, this doesn't quite follow the usual rules.

"And don't you think the dungeon of Mirror Ghost Town is too difficult? It is difficult for ordinary newcomers to survive." Jiang Mingwei guessed: "Is it... because of you?"

Nie Yuan thought it was unlikely. Since Rubik's Cube allowed hacking and restarting, there shouldn't be such a restriction. Otherwise, wouldn't it be enough to directly prohibit old players from switching to low-level Rubik's Cube?This restriction makes no sense.

"There may also be other high-level players."

"Too."

The two discussed it again, but it was just speculation, and there is no way to verify it now.

Jiang Mingwei asked suddenly: "Have you not been recognized by Ji Wuhuan?"

Nie Yuan was silent for a few seconds, but his tone was not very sure: "Probably not."

Originally, he was not very confident in his acting skills. He shaved his head to pretend to be a fashionable man. Yesterday, he came to see Ji Wuhuan, and he shaved it again, making it short.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but when he was sleeping on the same bed last night, Ji Wuhuan suddenly brushed his hair with his hands, sniffed it with the tip of his nose, his expression was a bit meaningful.

Did he doubt it?

Nie Yuan was very nervous, but he definitely didn't dare to ask!

After thinking about it, he called Monkey this morning and asked him: "What is the difference between me and an ordinary Rubik's Cube player?"

The monkey said bluntly: "Do you need to ask? Brother, you are very skilled in martial arts! You have extraordinary courage! And you are as fast as a tiger! Who can compare with you?"

Nie Yuan asked again: "What else?"

"He looks handsome too!"

"and also?"

"Uh..." Monkey felt that this was an excellent opportunity for him to flatter him, so he had to seize it tightly!However, he dropped out of school after graduating from junior high school, and he only knows a few idioms.

After thinking about it, he secretly took out his spare phone, logged into Baidu and entered "how to praise people", and then read out: "Brother, you are still tall and mighty, domineering, towering into the clouds, standing up to the sky, and supporting the sky with one pillar!" ...Hello? Brother, brother! Why did you hang up the phone?"

But now, Nie Yuan asked Jiang Mingwei the same question.

Jiang Mingwei is obviously much more reliable, at least there is no water in his mind, he pondered for a moment and replied: "You are different from ordinary players... no, it should be said that most ordinary people are different, you will not be afraid, no matter how scary you encounter You are not afraid, but it is impossible for normal people not to be afraid, you are too brave." It seems that there is no nerve of fear.

Anyone has something to fear, and most people are afraid of death, even veteran players.

Like Ji Wuhuan or Xie Shu, they may keep calm in the face of fearful things, but that doesn't mean they are not afraid, but Nie Yuan is really not afraid.

This point cannot be pretended.

Nie Yuan himself didn't realize it at all, but now that Jiang Mingwei said this, he felt that it made sense.

Then he tries to look scared and weak in the future?

……

Time flies, Ji Wuhuan didn't realize it before, when life was presented in front of his eyes with a definite time, counting down from second to second, he realized that a month was so short.

During this month, he went to the hospital for several treatments, and also used all the Rubik's Cube points to strengthen his physical fitness.

However, his eyesight did not improve significantly.

Is Rubik's Cube too cheating, or is his eyesight so bad that he can't save it?Ji Wuhuan was very depressed.

Seeing that the resurrection time has come to the last day, Ji Wuhuan had no choice but to enter the game.

It's still the same equipment as last time, but this time there's an extra piece of lean meat.

At the beginning, he was worried that the preserved eggs would not get along well with the lean meats. Unexpectedly, after the preserved eggs were taken away by the lean meats during a raid in Erha, the preserved eggs fell in love with the lean meats.

Holding lean meat every day, he regards it as his own toy and amulet. The two little things love to do is to sit together and watch TV, or watch "Peppa Pig".

Later, Erha seemed to be swallowed by lean meat.

One day when Ji Wuhuan came back, she saw Preserved Egg riding that big dog with lean meat in her arms, walking around the neighborhood swaggeringly!That is called a majestic!

But Ji Wuhuan was so frightened that he quickly dragged the three cubs back. If there were other Rubik's Cube players in the community, wouldn't they be exposed directly?

It was 06:30 in the evening, and the young man counted the contents of the bag for the last time, and then started the Rubik's Cube game.

"System, I want to enter the game."

Three seconds later, Ji Wuhuan's eyes went black.

[The player has successfully loaded the Rubik's Cube Survival game, the copy number of this game is B1008611, I wish you a happy game. 】

At the same time, another voice sounded.

"Welcome to the Paradise of Strange Talk."

The author has something to say: Pippi: I am not interested in flirting with girls, but I am interested in flirting with Yuan... hee hee

Yuanyuan: Waiting for teasing JPG

Preserved eggs: Lean meat will cook with me in the future~

Lean: Ears shaking nervously.

PS: A summary of the content you want:

Starting today, the story of the trendy man Yuan and the student Pi~

The trendy boy Yuan and the student Pi met in a small rural town.

The trendy man Yuan fell in love with student Pi at first sight and proposed enthusiastically!

But student Pi is a good student, and his family is very rich

And the hipsters are very poor

Pipi's mother: What do you use to feed my student Pipi?

Trendy Man Yuan: I can learn how to perm my head from Master Wang at the entrance of the village

Pippi's mother: My son is going to marry Gao Fushuai!

The trendy man came back sad, but just before leaving

The trendy man swore: I, Yuan Aotian, will come back again! !

Trendy man Yuan knelt down and begged Master Wang at the entrance of the village to teach him how to perm his head!

Master Wang: If you want to be my apprentice, you must...

You must first learn the language and characters of our nobles!

We have to learn our national song!

The trendy man immediately nodded in agreement.

A few years later, the trendy man Yuan drove a Wuling Hongguang tricycle

A bright colorful hedgehog head holding a blue enchantress

Stepping on Memesbonwe, wearing Louis Vuitton

Open the mouth is: Pippi, I love you

Do you want to give my mommy rice dumplings?

Student Pi: What am I yours?

Trendy man round: You are my piggy page!

Pippi's mother: Then I want you to tattoo him on your hand!

Trendy Boys: Good!

In this way, they lived happily together!

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