Flirting with old enemies in escape games

Ji Wuhuan just took a shower, wearing a nightgown and warming up pastries in the kitchen, preparing for dessert later.

Seeing the message from Nie Yuan, he half-closed his eyes, turned his eyes left and right, another ghost idea was born, he immediately put down the things in his hand, picked up the oil brush and manipulated it for a while.

Then slipped back into the room and put on the pajamas as fast as possible, the dinosaur's tail swayed wildly, holding the egg in the towel and running happily.

Before opening the door, they started shouting loudly: "Yuanyuan~Yuanyuan~Yuanyuan~".

Those who didn't know thought he liked Nie Yuan so much, but as soon as he opened the door, the man saw a shiny egg flying towards him, obviously trying to smash him to death.

Nie Yuan intercepted the egg easily, but when he touched it, he realized that it didn't feel right. How could this egg be slippery?He hugged him subconsciously, leaving a large oil stain on his clothes, but the egg still slipped to the ground and landed on his feet without any mistakes.

The pain caused Nie Yuan to let out a muffled groan, and when he looked up, he saw the young man on the steps smiling brightly, with the face of a villain.

Dare to love or a serial plan?

Smashing your face is just the first step, this bastard still wants to slap your feet!

"Ji idiot!" Nie Yuan was furious instantly, and rushed in like a leopard. Ji Wuhuan uttered a wow, turned around and ran, and just as he ran back to the living room, he was caught.

Nie Yuan grabbed the tail of Ji Wuhuan's dinosaur pajamas from behind, and yanked hard.

As soon as the young man's legs went limp, his body immediately rushed forward. Seeing the floor getting closer, he screamed in fright, and quickly closed his eyes.

After a second...

Hey, why doesn't it hurt?Ji Wuhuan opened his eyes and saw that it was Nie Yuan who grabbed him by the collar to avoid his face on the ground.

Very good, on to the skin!

Ji Wuhuan stabilized his body and continued to laugh without fear of death.

Seeing that this thing is still so proud of him, Nie Yuan became even more angry. Just about to beat someone, he didn't expect Ji Wuhuan to dare to do it first!

"You're courting death again, aren't you?"

In Nie Yuan's eyes, his little fist was like tickling. He easily suppressed Ji Wuhuan, threw him on the sofa, and stretched out his hand to teach his grandson to be a man.

Unexpectedly, Ji Wuhuan was wearing a thick dinosaur one-piece pajamas, which was wrapped like a ball, and he couldn't do anything for a while.

Ji Wuhuan became even more proud when he saw it, and stretched his neck and shouted: "Hehehe, hot chicken Yuanyuan, you still want to fight with me!"

Nie Yuan didn't speak, raised his eyebrows slightly, and after a little observation of his dinosaur pajamas, he understood. He grabbed Ji Wuhuan and turned it around, pulling away the row of diamond-shaped corners connected to the dinosaur's tail on his back.

Ji Wuhuan saw that the zipper on his back was exposed, and then looked at Nie Yuan's horrified eyes. He suddenly stopped, and immediately struggled: "Big dog, let me go! I, I, I'm going to call someone!"

Nie Yuan grabbed his arm and forced it back, sneering, "Scream, scream hard."

However, before Ji Wuhuan had time to scream, he felt a chill behind his back!

Nie Yuan behind him was suddenly stunned. He never expected that Ji Wuhuan was not wearing any clothes under this layer of dinosaur skin?

In front of him was a smooth, white body without any blemishes. The zipper had been unzipped most of it and stopped at a terrible position. From top to bottom, from the shoulders to the spine to the waist, the lines were perfect.

Nie Yuan was silent for a few seconds, then spit out: "Tsk, it really is a little boy."

The man showed an extremely disgusted expression, with the words "hot eyes" vividly in his eyes, but he couldn't move his eyes away, and he found that he couldn't beat people again.

What the hell is wrong with him?

Ji Wuhuan didn't know what Nie Yuan was thinking, and while he was in a daze, he withdrew his hand and made a happy middle finger, successfully pulling back the man's thoughts that had been floating in the clouds.

Then he used his behavior to prove what it means to not die if you don't die.

In the next second, heart-piercing crying and laughter frightened the voice-activated light outside the door.

"Hahahaha...Yuanyuan! Stop! Stop!"

"Hahahaha...Yuanyuan...Yuanyuan...Don't, don't...It's tickling me to death..."

"Bastard! Hahahahaha... Yuanyuan, you big dog... big dog! Let me go! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

So when the assistant Xiao Fang left the elevator, he heard Ji Yingdi's helpless cries.

Xiao Fang was taken aback!He hurried in and saw a tall man pressing Ji Wuhuan on the sofa.

The actor struggled desperately, his glasses fell off, his eyes were red, and he cried like a pear blossom with rain.

"Fuck!"

What is this doing? !Xiao Fang was so shocked that he was about to call 110, but after a closer look.

That tall man actually put his hand into Ji Wuhuan's dinosaur pajamas from behind, and then viciously... tickled him? !

Hearing the exclamation behind him, Nie Yuan finally stopped.

Seeing Ji Wuhuan shrink into a ball quickly again, shivering like a ball, I feel so happy!

And this coolness is not just as simple as exporting bad breath, but also has other indescribable flavors.

Nie Yuan suddenly realized that making Ji Wuhuan cry was better than beating him.

When Ji Wuhuan saw someone coming, he immediately started crying and complaining: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, you've soiled my pajamas, it's all your fault, you bastard! Pay me for my pajamas! "

"Can you show some face?"

Nie Yuan pointed at the large oil stains on his clothes with a blank face. He is the one who suffers as soon as he enters the door. Did he speak?

Ji Wuhuan picked up the glasses and put them on, then pulled on the dinosaur pajamas pitifully, and couldn't help laughing when he saw the miserable state of the man's clothes.

Xiao Fang was dumbfounded, she didn't know if she should remind Ji Yingdi now, your character has collapsed?Or pretend you didn't see anything?

Seeing Xiao Fang's expression on the verge of collapse, Ji Wuhuan coughed twice, quickly regained his dignity as a film king and got off the sofa, picked up the egg and put it on the shoe cabinet, closed the door and asked the assistant: "Xiao Fang, what can I do?" Did you bring your dinner?"

Xiao Fang nodded: "That restaurant's curry rice is your favorite!" After speaking, he consciously brought it into the kitchen and turned on the microwave to prepare for heating.

As soon as Xiao Fang left, Ji Wuhuan showed his true colors again, moaning and hooking his fingers at Nie Yuan: "Child, mother, do you want to take a bath?"

"Heh." Nie Yuan looked at the egg, and there was a mocking smile in his eyes, and he slightly raised his lips: "Did you lay an egg again?"

"Damn your sister!" Ji Wuhuan got angry when he mentioned this, and took the egg to the bathroom, ready to wash it together.

In fact, when he was in the kitchen just now, he really wanted to brush this egg with oil and cumin and bake it in the oven, so when Nie Yuan appeared, he came up with this ghost idea.

But it doesn't seem to hurt very much, Ji Wuhuan is a bit pity, it would be great if this egg was more focused.

If Yuanyuan is destroyed, he can be bullied for the rest of his life.

Then the two took turns taking a bath. During this period, they turned on each other's water heater twice. After the damage was enough, a little monster and an Ultraman appeared in front of the dining table.

The little monster sneezed but had a happy face, while Ultraman's face was so dark it could be called the bottom of the pot.

Needless to say, the little monster is Ji Wuhuan, and the Ultraman is Nie Yuan.

Nie Yuan's figure is much stronger than Ji Wuhuan's, so he can't wear most of Ji Wuhuan's clothes.

Between Sauli's coquettish silk nightgown and Ultraman's loose one-piece pajamas, he had to choose the latter.

When Xiao Fang saw it, he held back his laughter and almost got internal injuries.

After they finished their meal, Xiao Fang finally seized the opportunity to discuss business matters with Ji Da Actor, who seemed to be in a good mood.

"Brother Ji! The company has accepted a play for you, can you take a look?"

Ji Wuhuan picked up the script and glanced at it. When he saw the campus youth idol, he got a little tired and flustered. After a rough scan of the characters and plot, he got even more tired.

The typical impoverished heroine of the little white flower is caught by the domineering son of the campus, and the dialogue plot is even more awkward. It belongs to the type that will definitely be rated as the top ten bad movies on the Internet.

But Ji Wuhuan was not too surprised, his contract expired in more than ten months, and half a year ago, his agent mentioned the matter of renewing the contract. He said that he would think about it, but it turned out that the delay was so long.

The people in the company are not stupid, they must know that he doesn't want to renew the contract, so in the last year, they will naturally try their best to make money from him.

As long as the pay is high, any bad movie will be accepted.

Ji Wuhuan pushed once or twice, so naturally it was not easy to continue pushing.

After all, he might have to hang out in the entertainment circle in the future, so there's no need to offend people like this.

Ji Wuhuan took over the script and said that he would read it later.

After completing the task, Xiao Fang naturally planned to leave, but before he left, he couldn't help asking: "Brother Ji, are you okay? Who is he?"

Ji Wuhuan glanced at Ultraman Nie Yuan, and said solemnly: "Xiao Fang, remember his face. If I die, you should call the police and search him, and keep the murder weapon! Then use these evidences to sue him!"

Nie Yuan laughed when he heard this: "Do you still need a weapon to kill you weak chicken?"

Xiao Fang: This man is scary.jpg.

After eating and sending Xiao Fang away, it was time for Ji Wuhuan to get down to business. He put the washed egg into Nie Yuan's arms: "Mother, I'll leave it to you."

Nie Yuan picked up the egg and observed it carefully. He really didn't expect that Ji Wuhuan's second rare item was another egg.

He pretended to be casual and asked casually: "Have you passed the game level?"

Ji Wuhuan slightly raised his eyebrows: "Well, I just came out."

Nie Yuan snorted, and said bluntly: "It seems very simple, you are not dead."

Ji Wuhuan said earnestly: "It's not simple at all, if it wasn't for my wit..." You would be dead!

It was rare for Nie Yuan not to break the stage, waiting for him to continue.

Of course he didn't come here just to incubate eggs, part of the reason he came here was to test Ji Wuhuan.

However, Ji Wuhuan did not continue talking, and changed the subject with a smile on his face: "Come on, mother of the child, express your love to it."

Nie Yuan looked at the naked egg:? ? ?

Expressing love, what counts as expressing love?

Ji Wuhuan thought for a while: "Yuanyuan, you say 'Mama loves you' to it."

Nie Yuan: "Get lost."

Ji Wuhuan: "Then you hug it and hold it high."

Nie Yuan: "Why don't you do it?"

Ji Wuhuan chuckled, immediately picked up the egg, shook it: "Baby, Daddy loves you~" Then kissed and hugged and held high in one go, and quickly handed it to the man when it was done: "It's your turn."

Only now did Nie Yuan realize that he had been tricked!

Naturally, he couldn't do such a mentally retarded and shameful thing, Ji Wuhuan refused to let go, and the neighbors reported it, and the property was quiet when they came to the door.

So the two hugged Dan and started another night of hurting each other, waking each other up every hour, and they had to give Dan a "kiss, hug and lift up".

As a result, in the morning, the egg didn't seem to have any reaction.

Ji Wuhuan was puzzled, got up in the morning and opened the Rubik's Cube game forum, thinking to see if there was any experience from his predecessors that he could learn from.

As a result, he hadn't found the method yet, but he suddenly saw a popular post in the dating area.

"Copy number A10010, looking for teammates! Whose child is it?!"

The second half of the sentence really makes people think about it, and the netizens who passed by couldn't help but click in and make fun of it.

"Sisters, you are really 666. We play the Rubik's Cube game to survive. Are you making humans?"

"Where is Miss Sister? If you really can't find it, I don't mind taking it over!"

"It's so jealous! Why no girl gave birth to me!"

"Touch the landlord, don't cry, and ignore that scumbag!"

The landlord couldn't bear it anymore: "I'm a man!"

Then the wind vane changed immediately.

"6666, brother, are you green?"

"I feel sorry for the landlord for 1 second and then hahahahahaha."

"Order a Qingqing Grassland for the landlord."

"Does the landlord need to go to the green shampoo? I am in the wholesale and retail of shampoo. If you need it, you can add my q."

"Why do you think that the poster was cheated? Is it possible that the poster is pregnant? Maybe the Rubik's Cube game can make a man pregnant?"

"Damn it, it's frightening to think about it."

"No, Rubik's Cube game has such a heavy taste!?"

This post was even followed by Brother McMillian.

"Click on my avatar, add vx to watch the online temptation of sexy beauties/beauties, and solve your problems in your spare time! Forget about the tension caused by the Rubik's Cube game in minutes!"

Just like that, this post suddenly became popular.

Ji Wuhuan looked at the number on the title several times, and confirmed that it was the copy number of Mirror Ghost Town.

And the time of posting was last night, plus the password.

Could it be that... Xie Shu is still alive?

Ji Wuhuan left a sentence of "Old Wang next door" and his own trumpet.

After 10 minutes, the landlord added him.

He asked, "Are you l or n?"

Ji Wuhuan accurately typed his own name: "Nie Shengjing."

"Great, you really came out too!"

"You are X?"

"That's right, Xie Shu."

Although there was already a guess, Ji Wuhuan was still surprised when it was verified.

At that time, Xie Shu suddenly disappeared, so he naturally thought that the other party was already cold, thinking about it before going to bed last night, he was still a little sad, but who knew that he was still alive.

"What exactly is going on?"

"It's a long story."

The author has something to say: Yuanyuan is awakening various strange attributes~

And Pippi is on the verge of testing another day