Flirting with old enemies in escape games

Ok? !

This big sister, no, or is it the big brother?It's too fast for you to change your face, right? !Ji Wuhuan was so frightened that he quickly jumped up and pulled Nie Yuan and ran away, until he retreated behind the sofa.

Most of the wax block on the woman's face had fallen off, revealing a terrifyingly scalded face!The surface of the skin was covered with densely packed pus-filled blisters, beyond recognition, which made people feel terrified.

This is not a woman, she is clearly a terrifying monster!

She kept using her hands to pick up the wax shards that fell on the ground in an attempt to stick them back to her face, but the old ones continued to fall off before the ones she just picked up were glued back.

In the end, with a few "click, click, click", all of them became fragments and fell to the ground. The woman held the fragments and her ugly face in pain, and looked up at Shang Ji Wuhuan without hiding it. With a shocked expression, his complexion changed even more suddenly.

"Ahhhh--I'm going to kill you!!"

The hatred of disfigurement is irreconcilable, accompanied by an angry roar, the woman rushed towards him.

The player at this moment was almost assimilated by the wax figure, and his reaction speed and action speed could not keep up with her. Nie Yuan only had time to push Ji Wuhuan away, but he couldn't dodge himself, and was thrown to the ground by her.

She picked up the red wine bottle on the table, moving so fast that she couldn't see clearly, only heard a "bang", and blood immediately oozed from the man's scalp, flowing from the center of the brow to the bridge of the nose.

Depend on!

"Yuanyuan!!" Seeing that Nie Yuan was injured, Ji Wuhuan's eyes turned red, and she couldn't care less, raised her black dagger and shouted: "Ugly! Let go of my Yuanyuan meow!"

Although he originally wanted to save Nie Yuan, he never expected that after the woman heard the words, she suddenly stopped and turned her head. On her bloody face, a pair of white eyes stared at him fiercely. Watching Killing Father and Enemy!

It was scary enough to be stared at by such eyes, what's more, her speed was extremely fast. In Ji Wuhuan's eyes, she was facing a bloody face without even raising her head!

"Can you say that again?!"

What the hell!

Ji Wuhuan was taken aback by the turnaround, and shrank her shoulders subconsciously, but when she saw Nie Yuan bleeding on the ground, her temper immediately flared up again!Bite the bullet and continue to curse: "Ugly! Do you hear me clearly? I said you are ugly, old, and vicious! You are the ugliest and most shameless woman I have ever seen in my life. Hey-- Even a good-looking mask can't stop your ugly meow that is about to overflow!"

After speaking, he retched.

"You!" Enraged, the woman let go of Nie Yuan and threw herself at him fiercely. In the eyes of the two of them, it was as if she could teleport, and she arrived in front of him in an instant.

Fortunately, Ji Wuhuan knew that this woman was much faster than them, so when he said it, he secretly used the teleportation item with his hands behind his back, and used it several times in a row.

No matter how fast a woman is, it cannot be faster than an instant, and teleportation is always constant.

Sure enough, he teleported three times in a row, and the woman missed nothing. When he teleported to the piano, Nie Yuan also responded. He sat up from the ground, wiped off the blood on his face, and raised the corners of his mouth to look at her. Ji Wuhuan said: "Baby, not in your life, nor in my life..."

In the horror expression of the monster, he added without haste: "I have never seen such an ugly, old and fat woman like you."

The monster's face was red, swollen and inflamed due to burns. After the "wax mask" that was forcibly pressed on the surface fell off, it was completely exposed. It was at least twice the size of an ordinary person's face, the entire face of a truck wheel.

Compared with Ji Wuhuan who was angry and excited, Nie Yuan was very calm, but his eyes were full of unconcealable disgust, as if looking at her too much would cause a needle's eye.

Such an expression coupled with a bland tone can make people vomit blood. In the ears of the boss, these words are all slowed down.

"I've--never--seen--ever--ever--this--what--ugly--female--in-all-life-time!"

You-this-what-ugly-female!

This-what-ugly-female!

Every word is punished, every word punishes the heart!

It would be unbearable for any woman, let alone someone who loves vanity like this.

"Shut up!!" She shouted angrily, her voice became more and more rough, and scarlet wax began to flow out of her open mouth.

Apparently, her throat had to be redone with wax to have such a nice voice. The original sound was thick and ugly, comparable to noise.

This kind of noise was already irritating, and to their ears, it was an accelerated version, just like a train rumbling past the tracks, making eardrums hurt.

Ji Wuhuan covered her ears subconsciously, this action made the woman even more angry, and asked sharply: "You think my voice is ugly?!"

"Brother." Nie Yuan answered bluntly: "Is it hard to hear that you don't have any b points in your heart? Do you think you have a golden voice? Notre Dame de Paris will not want you even if the bell rings."

Compared to Ji Wuhuan's anger and agitation, Nie Yuan's most irritating skill is to say the meanest words with the most flat expression. The original sentence describing the bell ringer in "Notre Dame de Paris" is: "God puts all ugliness to death. gave him."

"Brother?!" The woman couldn't believe it.

But Ji Wuhuan didn't forget to make up the knife, he laughed mockingly: "Haha, how is it possible, Quasimodo, the bell ringer, is ugly, but he is a kind-hearted person, she? Forget it, it doesn't matter if you are ugly, it is simply Also stupid and vicious meow!"

"Shut up, shut up, shut up!" By the time she got here, the woman was so angry that she was trembling all over, and she was completely irritated, her eyes were bloodshot and bloodshot, her brain lost her mind, and she wanted to tear them alive, but But these two people are very clever, you scold me every word, and they are smooth with teleporting props.

I don't feel bad at all.

They are men who have entered the Dragon Soul item warehouse, and they can choose from thousands of items at will. If it weren't for the limited space for items, Ji Wuhuan would like to pack up the entire warehouse and take them away.

The woman culled several times but was in vain, her teeth itching with hatred, her facial features became extremely ferocious due to distortion, she could only scream angrily: "Shut up, shut up, shut up! Shut up all of you! !"

When Ji Wuhuan was dodging, he accidentally pushed the "fine wine", "fruit", and "exquisite fruit plate" on the table to the ground, accidentally stepped on them, and smashed them to pieces. He said sincerely in surprise: "Ha It turns out that even these are fake, it’s so unbelievable, forget about those luxuries, can’t you even afford these? It’s so pitiful. You are really a fake from the beginning to the end, you are like this Is it interesting to lie to yourself? Who doesn't know that you are ugly and bad, and you are still a poor meow that no one wants!"

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!" the woman was furious.

"I won't! Don't kid yourself, you're a big ugly..."

It can be said that Ji Wuhuan used all the lines he had memorized in the script and the vicious language he had learned all his life here. Originally, he wanted to provoke this monster to come and arrest him to save Nie Yuan, but the other party It was also impossible to let the danger go towards him, so the two began to chase after the boss while teleporting.

A few minutes later, Ji Wuhuan gradually discovered that the woman's movement speed had started to slow down.

No, to be precise, she is no longer a person. After the wax mask on her face fell off, wax oil began to flow out of her mouth. She has neat white teeth, sexy collarbones, plump breasts, and slender and smooth legs. Thighs, they are all covered with wax to set them!

Under Ji Wuhuan and Nie Yuan's straightforward cursing, these illusions were melting quickly, revealing the severely scalded skin underneath.

Finally, the woman also realized that she was powerless. She knelt on the ground, hugged her head and shouted hysterically: "Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You're talking nonsense, it's all true! This is my home, I It's Audrey x Ben, the most beautiful woman in the world, all men love me, they are willing to stay in my world, stay by my side, and kneel under my pomegranate skirt! As for those women , They all envy me, envy me, flatter me, even their husbands are left over from me and given to them! I am the most beautiful and rich woman, and everything in this villa is mine!"

"..."

"You also want to stay? Right? If you stay, I can give you anything! Beauty, jewelry, clothing, eternal youth, and a luxurious life!" the woman said, with a happy smile on her face.

"..." Ji Wuhuan looked at her for a while with the eyes of a mentally retarded person, and then choked speechlessly: "How many dishes, are you so drunk?" After speaking, he took out a small mirror and put it in front of her: "Brother, no Sis, can you wake up, meow?"

What was printed in the mirror was a face that was swollen into a bun, with blurred skin and flesh, covered with blood bubbles and yellow pus, beyond recognition.

The woman covered her face and screamed as if she had encountered a demon mirror, then turned around and wanted to run away.

Of course, Nie Yuan couldn't let her escape. He wanted to finish her with one or three blows, but just as he swung his hand, the woman was knocked down by the piano chair and fell to the ground. Her body was like soft plasticine, and she went limp. , became a sticky ball.

She showed a pained expression, and she kept spitting out wax oil from her open mouth, and the wax oil mixed with blood finally flowed out from the seven orifices.

"Ahhhhh-"

In the end, amidst the miserable screams, she turned into an unknown mixture of human flesh and wax oil, terrifying and disgusting.

Those true and false things have long been mixed into her bones, to the point where they cannot be separated.

The moment she died, the wax statues and wax products in this villa made of illusions also began to melt automatically, and finally all turned into wax oil, and the hall instantly became empty.

The irony is that the piano chair that tripped the woman turned out to be real.

Ji Wuhuan hurriedly shrank behind Nie Yuan, brushed his hair away with his hands, and said with concern: "Yuanyuan, how are you? Do you feel uncomfortable?"

While sitting on the piano chair and lowering his head to let him check his wound, the man put his arms around his waist, pressed his forehead gently, and said in a low voice, "Nowhere is uncomfortable."

"Meow?" Ji Wuhuan became nervous, it didn't look too serious, and he was still alive and kicking, could it be that Nie Yuan was trying to hold on, but actually hurt his vitals? !

Before he could ask, Nie Yuan suddenly raised his head, staring at him with half-closed black eyes, and the black plush ears on the top of his head pressed down at a strange angle.

Ji Wuhuan was stunned for a while before he realized that Nie Damiao was so angry that he became like an airplane ear, and asked in a low voice, "Yuanyuan...why are you upset? Is the wound hurting meow?"

"You said she was pretty, you said she was attractive, and you said you were moved!"

Nie Yuan, who is affected by the cat collar, is ridiculously sensitive and childish at certain times. He may care about it at ordinary times, but he may not say it out loud. Jealousy with the female ghost?It's too embarrassing, and of course it's even more impossible to use this kind of arrogant tone of "I'm angry, hurry up and coax me".

Ji Wuhuan was a little dumbfounded, helpless, but at the same time felt that such a Nie Yuan was so cute, he quickly imitated rubbing his ears, rubbing, his black ears softened, and the other party also came up to him and licked his tongue His palm, the hot air from his mouth was warm.

After all, there was a barb, Ji Wuhuan wanted to withdraw his hand uncomfortably, but Nie Yuan grabbed his wrist, pressed it to the side of his face and rubbed it, then raised his head and looked at him solemnly: "Baby, I Think I might..."

"Meow?"

There is no expression on the man's face, but his eyes are very focused, with a little light shining inside, his thin lips are drawn, and the last three words are particularly hoarse and magnetic.

"In heat."

The author has something to say:

Cat collar: You are talking nonsense, you are greedy, I will not take the blame!