Flirting with old enemies in escape games

If it were any other player, they would be so excited to get a rare item that they would not be able to sleep for days and nights, but in Ji Ouhuang's hands, it was like a worthless rotten cabbage, throwing it away, and often turning around and forgetting.

And forget it for days.

At this time, he belatedly remembered that he still had some small expectations. He took out the box and put it on his lap, rubbed his hands together, and began to make a wish.

Just looking at the appearance, this box is much smaller than the few golden boxes I got before, obviously not a big one.

Before owning the black dagger, Ji Wuhuan wanted to get a weapon that could harm ghosts, but when he got it, he started greedily wanting other things.

For example, a super-large space prop (which can hold 2000 big-eyed frogs), such as a displacement prop that can teleport hundreds of meters casually (preferably without the need for a head), and another example that can destroy all Ghost's ultra-dangerous red switch.

The more Ji Wuhuan thought about it, the more outrageous he became, and the more he thought about it, the more he worked hard, it was clearly written in the expression on his face.

Nie Yuan was driving the car and glanced at him out of the corner of his eye: "Idiot, wake up."

What are you thinking?Also super dangerous red switch, thinking he is Doraemon?

"Hmph, spicy chicken Yuanyuan, what do Africans know?" Ji Wuhuan taunted back, not to be outdone. Box.

At this time, Nie Yuan happened to enter a gas station and was about to line up, so he took advantage of the car to stop and looked over.

I saw that there was a small hammer in the small golden box.

Its surface is covered with colorful paint, the hammer handle is bright royal blue, and the hammer head is fluorescent yellow and hot pink. It looks a lot like the kind of toy plastic hammer used to smash eggs in amusement parks.

Seeing it for the first time, Ji Wuhuan and Nie Yuan felt a little familiar. After a little thought, they all realized that this is clearly a miniature version of the oversized hammer of the big rabbit in the doll's mansion!

It is really not too much to say that it is a mini version. After all, the original version in the hands of the big rabbit is not much shorter than Ji Wuhuan, who is 183cm tall, but what about this one?

From the head to the hammer handle, the whole thing is only the size of a palm, and it looks like a baby's toy in the hand, without any sense of weight.

"Huh, the degree of shrinkage... tsk tsk tsk." Of course Ji Wuhuan knows how powerful the original version is, it can be called a child with a hammer, and this mini version is too small even if it is used to massage shoulders and legs, and it feels light and fluffy .

He took the little hammer and turned around, and found a pink cartoon bunny icon lying on the ground and crying on the hammer head. For some reason, the soft and sweet childish character of the big rabbit appeared in his mind instantly. sound.

"嘤嘤嘤~ Tutu is so miserable, you bad guys, how can you bully a kind and cute little bunny? Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow."

The effect is called brainwashing.

Ji Wuhuan couldn't help but shivered, and disliked this little hammer even more, and jokingly tapped Nie Yuan's chest twice, deliberately using a nasty tone to disgust him: "Hey~ I want to use it. Hammer hammer your chest!"

Nie Yuan rolled his eyes back, originally he didn't want to pay attention to him, but who knows that once the skin is up, there is no limit, a flurry of hammers, from the chest to the waist, and then...

Accidentally hammered Xiaoyuan through his pants.

"Damn!" Nie Yuan bent over suddenly, almost stepped on the accelerator and flew out.

Although Ji Wuhuan didn't use much force, it was aimed at other parts. If he suddenly hit the most vulnerable place, it would still hurt a little.

"...Ah, Yuanyuan... I didn't mean it." Ji Wuhuan hurriedly waved his hands to apologize, but he felt that the words were not credible.

Nie Yuan was so angry that his teeth were itchy, he clenched his fists, and was about to clean him up, when the staff from the gas station came, so he spit out a sentence: "Wait for me, and I will settle the score with you later."

Ji Wuhuan couldn't help but tighten her chrysanthemum, and when she went on the road later, she was honest and quiet, as well-behaved as a chicken.

Not long after leaving the gas station, he arrived at the live-fire shooting club, and Nie Yuan stopped the car in the parking lot.

As soon as the car stopped, Ji Wuhuan couldn't wait to open the door and get out of the car, but he heard a click and found that the door was locked.

"Yuanyuan, what are you doing?" He asked subconsciously. After asking, he found that the man was staring at him with a half-smile. The wolf-like eyes staring at him made him a little furious. He couldn't help shivering, suddenly Think of what he just said.

"I'll settle the score with you later."

Yes, now is the time to settle the accounts.

"Yuanyuan... What, what do you want to do?!" Ji Wuhuan watched him get up and lean over, feeling more at ease, looked around, found no one around, quickly put the small hammer in front of him, made a super fierce expression , and warned righteously: "Yuanyuan, beating and killing are illegal. Let me tell you, there is surveillance in the parking lot."

After speaking, he hammered on the man's chest like a demonstration, and made a sound of "baji" without any deterrent effect.

Nie Yuan snatched the small hammer from his hand, and continued to approach with a cold face.

Ji Wuhuan was robbed of his "weapon". Seeing that the other party was clenching his fist in the dark, he was so frightened that he stepped back, with his back pressed against the car window and there was no way to escape. He shrank his neck and made an expression of death: "...then No, I told you to call back?"

"Oh? Hit back?" The man looked playfully at the small hammer in his hand.

"Well, take it easy." The young man pretended to be indifferent and nodded, but the appearance of reaching out to protect Xiaopipi was obviously full of grievances: "I... I am afraid of pain."

Makes people cry.

Ji Wuhuan is sometimes so popular that his teeth itch, and he wants to kill him on the spot, but sometimes he is so cute that he explodes, and he has a face that says "no matter what you do wrong, you can be forgiven" , so I can't get angry at all.

For example, now, while making an expression of "seeing death as home" to be brave, at the same time secretly stretching out a hand to hold the man's clothes corner, his face is full of innocence and flattery, and his look of eagerness is very pitiful.

Ji Wuhuan taught herself without a teacher, and she knew how to please people since she was a child, whether it was Mrs. Ji, Mr. Nie, teachers and classmates, or later leaders, colleagues, and fans.

It seems that there is no one in this world that he can't make fun of, even his former rivals are eaten to death now.

The annoying little goblin is probably his kind of person, right?

Originally Nie Yuan wasn't really angry, but now he couldn't hold back anymore, he smiled, and tapped his forehead lightly with a small hammer, forgiving him.

"Yuanyuan, I really didn't do it on purpose just now." Ji Wuhuan was more skinny, and knew that what he said had no credibility, but he still leaned over and kissed the man seriously: "The kiss of the film king , a priceless treasure, how many people want it, I will compensate you!"

"Heh." Nie Yuan raised the corner of his mouth and pointed at Xiao Xiaoyuan: "You should make up for it."

"...Yuanyuan, you rascal!" Ji Wuhuan snatched back the small hammer and hit him on the chest: "I'm going to sue you for Grandpa Nie!"

"Okay, why don't you still have the nerve to say my grandfather? Think about what to do if I lose my 'girlfriend' first?"

It's strange to say that as a dementia patient who sometimes can't even remember his grandson, Mr. Nie remembers that Nie Yuan has a girlfriend, and he kept asking during lunch. what to do

"If my grandpa is irritated by this, I will not let you go."

"Cut." Ji Wuhuan curled her lips, and said indifferently: "What's the big deal, I'll just accompany you home from now on."

"Women's clothes?"

"Women's clothing."

"Okay." Nie Yuan nodded his nose with his hand: "You said that."

"Hey, Yuanyuan, you tricked me!" Ji Wuhuan suddenly realized something was wrong, wouldn't she be tied up now?

"Anyway, you've already agreed."

"Son of a bitch!"

There was another burst of flirting, and after the end, the two of them remembered that they hadn't seen what kind of prop the little hammer in their hands was.

Anyway, there was no one in the parking lot, so I summoned the Rubik's Cube props analysis table in the car, and then put the small hammer on it.

A few blue fonts floating slowly from the top [Analyzing...]

Three seconds later, several rows of text emitting blue light appeared in the air.

[Tutu's super cute little hammer...]

For some reason, when Ji Wuhuan and Nie Yuan saw these words, the voice of a big rabbit appeared in their ears at the same time, and they shuddered at the same time.

Damn, it's too brainwashed.

Read on.

[Tutu has three hammers, one is called big hammer, one is called medium hammer, and the other is called small hammer...]

Talk crap.

[The sledgehammer can kill players who break the rules of the game, and the middle hammer can reset the entire game...]

From this point of view, the mysterious prop hidden in the red gift box and used in the first game is this "Tutu's Hammer".

These two hammers are so awesome, so what is the ability of the little hammer?Ji Wuhuan couldn't help but look forward to it.

[Xiao Hammer can instantly reset the CD of any Rubik's Cube item skill at any time (this item is a character-limited item, does not use the CD, but cannot be used on itself) Total usable times: 5 times.How to use: Tap directly on the item that needs to be reset. If it is a one-time item, use it before it disappears completely. 】

Ji Wuhuan, who was playing with the hammer as a toy just now, suddenly froze. The hand holding the hammer turned around and held it in his hand. His disgusted eyes were already extremely hot, like Are you looking up at some artifact.

Can't help shouting: "Awesome!"

He, Ji Wuhuan, is indeed the Emperor Ou!

Even the way Nie Yuan looked at him changed now.

Where did this guy get his shit luck?

Really naughty.

Even the well-informed Big Brother Nie has to admit that this item is quite powerful.

It is different from other props in that its strength has an upper limit, such as three strokes, preserved eggs, or cat collars. They each have their own advantages and disadvantages, but the ability value is always fixed.

Only the small hammer is different. This hammer itself has no strength. If you only hold it, you can neither fight monsters nor enhance your own survivability, because its strength depends on other props.

But if it's paired with another powerful item, it's pretty scary.

If all of it is used on preserved eggs, then Ji Wuhuan can hold a ghost for 18 minutes. If all of it is used on three hits, then Nie Yuan can use three hits up to 18 times.

Even if the total number of uses is only 5 times, such a value is already very against the sky.

However, it is actually not the rare items that these CDs will automatically recover, but some limited-time items that are not high in rarity but extremely practical.

For example, the pitch-black pistol, once reset, has 6 bullets, 6 chances to escape, and the longest distance is 50m each time, so in any dungeon, as long as Ji Wuhuan shoots accurately, it is basically a yo-yo that cannot be caught up.

By the way, there is a line of reduced text prompts at the bottom of the item introduction.

[ps: After using it 5 times, the prop will not disappear, it will transform into a sledgehammer fake, the sledgehammer fake can't hurt the npc in Rubik's Cube game, but it can beat the back, hammer the leg, and occasionally hit the abnormal and Satyr - from the experience of rabbits. 】

It's fine to beat your back and legs, but what kind of pervert is so blind that he runs to tease that big rabbit?Also, isn't it the most perverted one in the entire game?

But because this prop is too powerful, Ji Wuhuan won't complain about it.

"It's awesome!" The young man was so happy that he wanted to kiss it, and even called out, "Baby! You are so cute!"

"Okay, let's go."

Nie was a bit jealous of props Yuan Yuan put away the props analysis table sourly, and pulled Ji Wuhuan out of the car.

When they were about to close the car door, the Rubik's Cube they had in their pockets suddenly vibrated at the same time. When they took it out, the blue light on it flickered like a convulsion, flickering like a flash ball in a disco, dazzlingly bright .

In order to avoid attracting others' attention, Nie Yuan dragged Ji Wuhuan back to the car.

After 10 seconds, the flashing ended, and then all the facets on the first and second sides of the Rubik's Cube lit up, and then from the third side, the facets of the Rubik's Cube lit up one by one at a very slow speed.

"What's the matter...?" Ji Wuhuan was stunned, and suddenly remembered that when he came out of the game yesterday, the Rubik's Cube system said that the reward for the assessment game is to improve the Rubik's Cube plane, and the assessment results will be released within three days .

Is it coming out now?

The author has something to say:

Xiaoyuan: It's okay to get beaten, anyway, you will make it up to me in the future.