Flirting with old enemies in escape games

If he had known this would happen, he should have asked Xiao Fang to cut a hole in his pants from the very beginning!

It’s okay if it’s a normal dungeon, and it doesn’t matter if you don’t need a cat collar, but it happens to be a battle royale. This skill is very useful. Ji Wuhuan can now hear the movement outside through the wall. If there is an accident, He will know immediately.

So in this level, the collar must never be removed, but if the tail is not allowed to be free, Ji Wuhuan will not be able to walk normally at all. After thinking about it, he can only think of opening a hole in the pants and letting the tail There is a way out.

It's a big deal to tell people that this is an electric fake tail!

Thinking of this, he turned his head again, looked at the man eagerly, rubbed the tip of his nose, and urged milkily: "Hurry up, big brother, what are you doing, meow?" After speaking, he twisted his buttocks.

After the twisting was over, he belatedly realized that something was wrong with Nie Yuan's eyes at this moment.

Although Nie Yuan usually looked quite fierce, he belonged to the kind that could scare a child into tears standing still, but at this moment, the man's eyes were full of aggression that he had never seen before.

Ji Wuhuan trembled, thinking that the other party might have recognized him, so he wanted to kill himself!

In fact, this time he didn't want to deliberately hide himself. After playing role-playing many times, he finally remembered that the original purpose was to "find out what this big dog wants to do", so it doesn't matter if he is recognized, just looking for an opportunity to try it out he.

Of course Nie Yuan recognized him, and he recognized the other party at the first sight when he appeared.

It doesn't take any skill to find this product, it must be the best looking one among the players!Although Nie Yuan is face-blind, his aesthetics are completely normal. With a glance, the best-looking one among them is probably Ji idiot.

He is the only one who would dress so fancy in the Rubik's Cube game as if he was here for a beauty pageant, not to mention a script like Catman, how could ordinary people perform without shame like him?

So it was instantly recognizable.

But it was because he recognized it.

When the other party was lying in front of him in such a defenseless posture, Nie Yuan had a subtle feeling that if it was a few years ago, he would have stepped up without hesitation and kicked this grandson Call Dad.

But now, for some unknown reason, several flashing images suddenly appeared in the man's mind.

Those pornographic photos someone sent him these days.

What about lace garter stockings, sexy underwear, and white thighs, so his eyes couldn't help sliding down, and stopped on the twisting buttocks, the Adam's apple rolled slightly, completely forgetting what Ji Wuhuan said.

After a while, I found out why there was a piece protruding from the other party's pants?

Ji Wuhuan couldn't see his expression clearly from this angle, but panicked inexplicably, this feeling was like being targeted by some ferocious beast, his heart trembled, and he let out a soft "meow", Lala Pants want to slip.

But it was too late, Nie Yuan pinched his ass hard!

"Woo meow!" Ji Wuhuan's tail was only pinched through his pants, and he couldn't help crying out. He used to hear that a cat's tail is a sensitive part and is generally not allowed to be touched. Now he knows it after being touched. More than sensitive.

He felt his hair explode again, and his little tail moved uneasily. Seeing that the bulge in his pants was still moving, Nie Yuan's expression immediately became serious.

"Don't pinch meow!" Ji Wuhuan wanted to slip away, but Nie Yuan pushed up, held him down, and whispered in his ear, "Don't move."

"What do you want, meow?" Ji Wuhuan hurriedly covered his butt with his hands, but his strength was no match for Nie Yuan. The man pinched his butt twice, and he screamed: "Woo, Let go, let go, meow!"

Nie Yuan managed to take off his pants while he was struggling to lift his butt, and grabbed it down. He thought he had caught the culprit, but he didn't see it clearly.

Ji Wuhuan let out a terrified scream: "Meow!!!"

The voice was too frightening, as if he would cry directly in the next second, Nie Yuan let go of his hand in fright, and then a big fluffy tail slipped from his hand, and immediately stood up stiffly, slapped It hit his face, making him stunned.

Ji Wuhuan hurriedly pulled up his pants and slipped away, hugged the cat's tail in his arms, leaned up to the tip of the tail with red eyes and carefully blew twice, comforting the frightened cat, and also comforting himself: "Hoo~ don't Don’t be afraid, it doesn’t hurt meow!”

Nie Yuan usually pretends to be aggressive, well-informed, and has a poker face when facing such terrifying monsters, but this time he completely collapsed. He was so shocked that he couldn't speak, and countless bullet screens flew in his mind like swiping the screen. Come and fly.

Idiot Ji actually has a fluffy tail? !

Why did idiot Ji grow a tail? !

Idiot Ji really has a tail? !

Ji Wuhuan carefully hugged his tail, slowly shrank to the ground and squatted down, his pointed ears drooped down, as if he was being bullied severely by someone, his eyes were red again, and he seemed to be meowing Weep softly.

Nie Yuan still couldn't believe it, walked up to him and knelt down, stretched out his hand to touch, but Ji Wuhuan slapped him away, showing a super fierce expression: "Don't touch meow!"

"..." Nie Yuan looked at the tip of Mao Honghong's tail swaying from side to side flexibly, his expression continued to collapse, and asked incredulously, "This...is your tail?"

"Of course, it's already been said that I'm a righteous Catman meow!" Ji Wuhuan pulled off his hood after speaking and showed him.

I saw two gray and white cat ears standing on both sides of the head and shrugging.

so cute……

This time Nie Yuan moved faster than his thoughts, and subconsciously reached out and rubbed the opponent's head.

Ji Wuhuan resisted at first, but was pinched and rubbed his ears twice by the big hand, unexpectedly found that it was very comfortable, and unconsciously put his head on it, after rubbing for a few times, he suddenly found that his mouth unconsciously let out After hearing the sound of "gurgling", the tail also began to wag happily from side to side.

It took me a few seconds to realize what I was doing!

Whoa, what is he doing? !He is a human, not a cat!

Ji Wuhuan woke up suddenly, remembered the business, slapped the man's hand away, and quickly took off the half-ruined pants and handed them to him: "Big brother, help me cut the pants quickly, meow!"

Only now did Nie Yuan realize what it was for, and put away his expression that had collapsed to the limit, but he was still a little puzzled.

How can a well-behaved person grow a cat's tail?For a moment, I even suspected that I had identified the wrong person.

When operating on his pants, the man tentatively asked, "Do you know Ji Bai...Ji Wuhuan?"

As soon as Ji Wuhuan heard him mentioning herself, her eyes lit up, she sat on the cabinet, wearing underwear with holes already opened, the cat's tail outside began to wag from side to side, unable to hide the joy in her heart, she opened her mouth and boasted: "Of course I know." Ah meow, the male god of the nation, a powerful actor, and super handsome! Do you like him too meow?"

Nie Yuan was expressionless: "No, I hate him. It is said that he is of poor character and was kept as a foster child."

Ji Wuhuan was unhappy, and curled her lips slightly.

"And ugly and stupid."

In the next second, the man saw with his own eyes that the tail exploded, not only the tail, but also the ears stood up, like a fur ball.

"You're ugly and stupid, meow!" Catman got angry, only regretting that he didn't grow a pair of cat claws to blind his dog's eyes: "Bad guy! I hate you meow!"

Ji Wuhuan has a lot of fans, and also a lot of black people. He doesn't care if he is called a vixen, is taken care of by others, and the funder is an 80-year-old old man. No. Secretly reply.

So Nie Yuan immediately confirmed that, as rivals who have been hurting (tearing) each other on the Internet for nearly five years, this shameless boastful tone, this sincere little emotion, is all too familiar, it must be me.

When handing the trousers to him, Ji Wuhuan was still angry, pouted and swept the cabinet with his tail in displeasure, ignoring him, reluctantly put on the trousers, and then put his tail on Take it out of the hole.

When he was putting on his trousers, Nie Yuan suddenly noticed that there seemed to be a light blue spot on the skin of the opponent's thigh, which seemed to spread from the inner thigh.

birthmark?But he remembered that there was no birthmark in Ji Wuhuan's position.

He reached out to touch it, but Ji Wuhuan was already prepared this time, so he dodged it with a meow, zipped it up and ran away.

Ji Wuhuan, whose tail was released, seemed to be a wild horse that had run wild, and he felt relieved all over, and happily ran to the living room wagging his tail.

Xu Wu and Bian Yandong were still in the bedroom, although Xu Lei strongly urged them to go out, but they refused to leave no matter what, the boyfriend even hugged her and refused to let go.

The three of them have gone all the way to today, and they have experienced too much life and death together in the past few years. The relationship between them has already surpassed family love and even life if they can live to the third side of the Rubik's Cube.

Nie Yuan also stayed in the bedroom. If Xu Lei turned into a zombie and Xu Wu and Bian Yandong couldn't do anything, he would do it.

Because the zombies were still outside, just in case, several people dared not speak loudly. After 10 minutes like this, Xu Lei didn't turn into a zombie, and even started to get better under the action of the medicine, and the bleeding from the wound stopped. No trace of infection at all.

Several people were surprised and puzzled at the same time, why is this?Usually, the virus in zombie movies will attack within a few minutes. Could it be that the virus in this game will not be infected?Or is it that Xu Lei has a special constitution?

Ji Wuhuan was sitting alone on the sofa in the living room, observing the situation outside the door through Superman's hearing, flicking his tail from side to side casually, and holding his chin to think about these issues.

Seeing that Xu Lei was fine, not only did he not feel at ease, on the contrary, that bad premonition became stronger and stronger.

Because this seems a bit too simple, Ji Wuhuan looked at the time, it is now 12 o'clock in the evening, which means that as long as you stay here for 7 hours, you can clear the game.

Lying and winning doesn't look like Rubik's Cube style, what's wrong?At this moment, Ji Wuhuan suddenly found that the power light under the TV was on.

What does it mean?Can the TV be turned on?

In general horror games, players will not try to turn on the TV so badly, because it is very likely that a lady Sadako will crawl out of it.

But this time is different, it is a battle royale, and it has been confirmed that the monster is a zombie.

For some reason, Ji Wuhuan thought of the old house opposite, the TV inside was also on, obviously the old man was watching TV when he was alive.

Could this be some kind of hint?

Miraculously, Ji Wuhuan turned on the TV with the remote control, and there was a snowflake in it accompanied by noise, so frightened that he hurriedly turned the volume down to the lowest as quickly as possible.

The others heard the voice coming out of the bedroom as well, and looked at him in surprise.

Ji Wuhuan tuned the channel with the remote control, pressed several times, suddenly the screen flashed, and a host appeared on the screen.

According to the subtitles below, the hostess is reporting news related to the zombie virus.

Seeing this, several people became energetic and sat around in front of the TV.

"An unknown infectious virus appeared in our city this morning. Once infected, it will become extremely aggressive. According to statistics, 200 people have been infected so far. The relevant departments are investigating. Citizens please Stay at home as much as possible, and don't travel until a vaccine is developed..."

The host spoke and took out another piece of information: "...How to judge whether you are infected with the virus? First, after a person is infected with the virus, he will enter four stages. In the first stage, a small amount of pimples will appear on the skin initially. Massive livedo, the second stage: the livedo will spread to the whole body, the third stage: symptoms such as bleeding from the seven orifices, vomiting blood, etc., and then the final stage... The whole process takes about one hour to one hour, two to ten minutes , if you find yourself infected, please seek medical attention as soon as possible..."

"Look at her hands!" Xu Wu exclaimed in a low voice, "She's also infected!"

As soon as the voice finished speaking, a large number of cyan blotches appeared on the face of the hostess on TV at a speed visible to the naked eye. Apparently, the photographer also noticed it and told her loudly.

The hostess took out the mirror in horror, her face was pale with fright, she stood up and was about to leave, when she suddenly vomited blood, then knelt on the ground with a painful expression, the scene immediately became chaotic, and a staff member went to help her.

But she couldn't stand up.

"She's dead!"

"Call an ambulance!" The shooting scene fell into chaos.

When a staff member was giving her first aid, the hostess suddenly opened her eyes, rushed forward and bit the staff member's neck!

This is the fourth stage, becoming a zombie!

"Ah ah ah ah-" The show ended here.

Several people were dumbfounded. They noticed that this program was recorded and broadcast, and it was released three days ago.

In other words, within three days, all the people in this area were infected.

Seeing this, Xu Lei was in despair again. It turned out that their guess was wrong. It wasn't that she would not be infected, but the attack took a long time. She would be fine within an hour, but she would be dead after an hour.

Ji Wuhuan was thinking about another question.

The hostess did not say how the virus was contracted.

If it is only infected through the wound, this should be easy to judge.

But she didn't say it.

There is only one possibility. At that time, the method of transmission should not have been found, and many people were quickly infected in a short period of time. There may be no living people in this city.

So what is the mode of infection?

Ji Wuhuan picked up the remote control and went back to watch it again, and then paused it at the scene where the staff was helping the host, only to see that when the host was bending over, his shirt was lifted up, and there were bruises on his back!

He was infected too!

Just when Ji Wuhuan was about to look through to see if there was any other important information, he suddenly found that Nie Yuan grabbed his shoulder from behind and pushed him down on the sofa.

"What are you doing, meow?" Ji Wuhuan looked at him strangely, the tail was pressed down and felt uncomfortable, and subconsciously struggled.

The man pressed up to hold him down, and whispered in his ear, "Take off your pants."

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The author has something to say: Pippi: I didn't expect you to be so round! !

Yuanyuan: You know now.

Rubik's Cube: Heck, should I close my eyes?