Flirting with old enemies in escape games

"Woo!" Preserved Egg hugged Lean Rou, and happily ran behind Ji Wuhuan with his short legs, and Lean Meat's two green shoots also swayed excitedly from side to side.

It seems that they are full of anticipation for seeing Nie Yuan.

Ji Wuhuan thought that the bastard had been eating and drinking at his house for several days before, as the saying goes, there is no way to sleep in the bed now, what's wrong with going to his house for a night?

Be confident!

But he doesn't mind troublesome things for Nie Yuan at all.

It's just that he really doesn't feel at ease if he puts these two cubs at home. When the big dog comes back by himself, the three together will turn the world upside down.

After packing up, the big dog just came back, and solemnly explained to it the task of housekeeping tonight, Ji Wuhuan took the two cubs and went out.

It was already past 9 o'clock when it was outside Nie Yuan's house, and the lights were obviously on inside, but he rang the doorbell for a long time but no one answered.

Obviously didn't want to see him.

"Yuanyuan! Yuanyuan! Your father, I'm here! Come and open the door!" Ji Wuhuan yelled twice, but there was still no response.

Spicy chicken!Must be a guilty conscience, right?

Who is Ji Wuhuan?With a face as thick as a city wall, he immediately took off his coat and wrapped it with preserved eggs and lean meat, and shouted at the top of his voice, "Yuanyuan! Damn the child! Open the door! Our son misses you!"

After waiting for a few seconds and still not responding, Ji Wuhuan snorted coldly and had no choice but to take out his trump card. He took a deep breath and began to cry loudly: "Fucking child! How could you do this! Just leave the child to me Run away, what did I do wrong, you want to treat me like this, woo woo woo, the child kept crying last night, just wanted to drink your milk, do you know..."

Nie Yuan:? ? ?

"Yuanyuan! If you don't open the door, I will... tonight..." Before Ji Wuhuan finished speaking, the door opened, and immediately wiped away the tears that didn't exist, and smiled happily: "Hey, Yuan..."

Nie Yuan grabbed his collar and quickly pulled him in, pressed against the door, stared at him condescendingly against the door panel, and lowered his voice: "Idiot, are you crazy?"

Ji Wuhuan laughed even more happily: "Good evening, mother of the child, I miss you so much!"

As soon as the words fell, the big round face of the preserved egg and the two rabbit ears of lean meat popped out of his arms, swaying from side to side, the two cubs were very happy when they saw Nie Yuan, and spread their arms and ears begging for a hug.

Nie Yuan glanced at them expressionlessly, let go of his hand and said, "Crazy." He turned and left.

Ji Wuhuan curled her lips, posted it cheekily, and complained: "Yuanyuan, you are much cuter in the game."

Although the acting skills are a bit exaggerated, but the trembling Nie Xiaobai flower in the game is so cute.

As a result, as soon as he returned to reality, he became so insignificant again.

"Tsk." Nie Yuan sneered and mocked, "Are you living in a dream?"

"Do you think there's nothing I can do if you don't admit it?" Ji Wuhuan saw the washed fruit on the table and began to eat it rudely: "It tastes pretty good."

"Eat it and get out of here."

After Nie Yuan finished speaking, he took all the rest of the fruit away, with a disgusted expression that he would rather spoil it than give it to him.

Ji Wuhuan didn't care, they all entered the door, and still want him to go out?no way!

When Nie Yuan returned after drying the washed clothes on the roof, he found that Ji and the two cubs were no longer in the living room.

gone?

He felt unbelievable, this rascal came all the way to his house just to eat an apple?

Soon he knew that things were not that simple!

When entering the bedroom, Nie Yuan first noticed that the poster behind the door used to practice darts had been removed and re-pasted on the wall, and wrote a few large characters on the wall with a bright red paint pen, "The most handsome man in the world." The big star!" He also drew an oversized, shameless arrow pointing directly at the poster.

Looking again, Preserved Egg Lean Rou was lying in front of his computer, one was in charge of holding the mouse, and the other was tapping the keyboard with his ear, and he actually started playing League of Legends!

Judging by the level of proficiency in cooperation, he must have cheated his teammates a lot.

At the last glance, there was a protruding unidentified object on the bed, and he understood everything. He walked to the bed in two or three steps, and threw off the quilt.

Just as he was about to grab Ji Wuhuan and throw it out, he stretched his hand halfway, but found that he couldn't make a move.

Because the guy on the bed was wearing a pair of underpants, and fell asleep with his face buried in the pillow for a while, and suddenly felt a little chilly, and his white body subconsciously shrank into a ball, opened his eyes and looked at him in confusion: " Yuanyuan, what are you doing?"

How dare you ask him why?

Nie Yuan laughed a little angrily, and said with a dark face, "Get up for me."

"My bed is wet." Ji Wuhuan was aggrieved, with a pitiful look that no one wanted.

"Go to the sofa."

"No." Ji Wuhuan hurriedly hugged the pillow tightly: "Yuanyuan, I'm a guest, so there's no reason for me to sleep on the sofa?"

Never seen such a brazen person!

What's even more shameless is that Ji Wuhuan actually stretched out his hand and pulled the quilt back, wrapped it up again, his head drooped, his soft hair blocked his face, and within three seconds, there was a gentle breathing sound.

Nie Yuan: "..."

Forget it, he doesn't care about the mentally handicapped.

Just as I was going to the next room, I suddenly felt that it would be too embarrassing to just give up my bedroom like this.

This feeling of losing is very uncomfortable.

So the man changed his mind and went back to the bed, undressed and lay down, and forcibly pulled the quilt over.

Ji Wuhuan was sleeping soundly, and was woken up again, extremely upset, but he was too sleepy and unable to fight, so he simply turned around and squeezed to Nie Yuan's side, under the other's stiff reaction, Fell asleep.

He slept comfortably that night.

I don't know if it's because he's getting used to it, but he didn't have nightmares at night, didn't dream of those messy scary ghosts, and there wasn't any unsolvable deadlock.

In the dream he saw a black figure from behind.

It looks like a man, standing on something similar to an altar, his face cannot be seen, and what he is wearing is unclear.

But he felt very familiar to others, Ji Wuhuan asked loudly: "Hey, who are you?"

"..."

"say something!"

"..."

"Who are you? What is this place?" Ji Wuhuan tried to approach him, and walked up the steps of the altar step by step. After finally reaching the altar, he was about to reach out and grab the man's shoulder, but suddenly felt a Power held his hand, opened his eyes suddenly, the sunlight shone on his face, there was a mosaic in front of him, but from the outline, it could be seen that it was Nie Yuan's face.

Its daybreak?

The young man was slightly taken aback, and after a while he realized that he was awake. He was dreaming just now, and when he pulled back his arms and put on his glasses, he realized that the man was sitting next to him with a shirtless upper body, holding a silver light three times in his hand. , was immediately startled trembling.

"Fuck, Yuanyuan, you want to murder me?!"

Nie Yuan's frown relaxed, but he said mockingly, "I will kill a pig with three strokes?"

Ji Wuhuan, who was sleeping just now, suddenly made a strange voice, as if he was shouting something, babbling incomprehensible words, speaking very fast, with an anxious expression on his face, and raised his hand, like that It's almost like a ghost.

Although he had already left the Rubik's Cube game, Nie Yuan subconsciously took out three times.

This beautiful dagger was changed back to its original appearance by him, with a dazzling cold light shining from the handle to the tip of the blade.

Seeing that he was fine at this time, Nie Yuan taunted him and ran downstairs in the morning.

Ji Wuhuan nestled back into the quilt, ready to sleep for a while, but he recalled the dream just now, and the more he thought about it, the more strange it became.

This is the second time he dreamed of this figure, the last time was when he came out of the clown nightmare.

Who the hell is that person?Why does it give him a sense of familiarity, and what does this dream represent?

Ji Wuhuan thought about it for a while, but forget it.

—Maybe it’s just an illusion.

After sleeping for another hour, when he woke up again, Nie Yuan hadn't come back yet.

That grandson must have slipped out to eat alone!

Ji Wuhuan looked at his phone, it was almost 9 o'clock.

He got up from the bed, put on his clothes, let the preserved egg and lean meat wait for him obediently, and went to the next door to Jiang Mingwei's house.

It was Zhang Junfeng who opened the door. This guy played games without sleep last night and was still in a state of extreme excitement. He opened the door for Ji Wuhuan and slipped away.

Not long after he sat in the living room, Jiang Mingwei got up and went downstairs to make coffee in his pajamas. When he saw him, he was slightly startled: "Ji Wuhuan, why are you here?"

"Come to share the information with you."

"Where's Nie Yuan?"

"He's not in now."

"Oh, what information?"

"About Yuanyuan..." Ji Wuhuan folded his arms confidently, and said firmly, "I know everything."

"What do you know?" Jiang Mingwei tried to continue to pretend to be stupid, pretending to be surprised: "What's wrong with him?"

"I've seen the team list..."

In fact, it is actually very easy to verify whether the string of Rubik's cube numbers belong to Nie Yuan.

Just remember it, and then cancel the team formation, and then apply for team formation when Nie Yuan takes out the Rubik's Cube, his Rubik's Cube will be completely exposed when it shines.

Ji Wuhuan couldn't be troubled by such a small matter.

"..."

"Stop pretending, you must know, you tell me why Yuanyuan teamed up with me secretly, and I'll tell you about the high-end shopping mall, how about it?" Ji Wuhuan laughed like a profiteer.

It's this question of human nature again!Jiang Mingwei's heart fluttered yesterday, and today he couldn't bear Nie Yuan's absence, he was ready to move, but: "Since you know everything, why are you asking me?"

"I wonder why, what purpose does he have?"

"Ask him yourself."

"Oh, him? Let me ask him?" Ji Wuhuan could guess what the grandson would say with his toes.

It must be ridicule, contempt and venomous tongue three times, and then continue to refuse to admit it.

Wouldn't it be self-defeating to take the initiative to ask him?

And even if Nie Yuan was exposed now, if this guy with a tighter mouth than a bastard is unwilling to speak, there is really nothing he can do.

In a society ruled by law, Ji Wuhuan can't coerce him violently, can he?

Besides, it is not certain who will be violent in the end.

Now that he already knew, it wouldn't be considered betraying his friend, right?Jiang Mingwei found an excuse in his heart, and immediately felt a lot more at ease.

Ji Wuhuan saw that he was wavering, and quickly struck while the iron was hot: "I won't tell him that you said it."

"No." Jiang Mingwei added: "You can't let him know that you know."

Nie Yuan is not a fool, Jiang Mingwei knows about this matter, if he is exposed, who will he turn to?

"Okay, tell me why first?"

"He said he didn't want you dead."

"What?" Ji Wuhuan suspected that he heard it wrong: "Is his brain flooded?"

"No, these are his exact words."

"He's crazy?"

"No." Jiang Mingwei was a little speechless. Could it be that Ji Wuhuan really couldn't see such an obvious thing?

"No, don't you think he has something else in mind for you?"

Monkey didn't know if it was true, but in private he reached a consensus with Zhang Junfeng and gossiped several times.

Nie Yuan definitely has a crush on Ji Wuhuan, and it's a sadomasochistic love!

In the past, he used his identity as a black fan to deliberately attract his attention. On the surface, he kept blacking him, but behind his back, he was defending him. No one is allowed to scold him, not even monkeys!And now he even cut his account and started again, put on a vest and followed him silently in the game, saving him in distress several times.

The two big men Jiang Mingwei and Zhang Junfeng were almost moved.

If this is not called love!

"Other meanings? What do you mean?"

Could it be that you really didn't see that he likes you? !

Of course, Jiang Mingwei would not dare to speak directly, he was afraid that if he did, what should Ji Wuhuan do if he was too shocked and went directly to Nie Yuan to quarrel?So big brother Nie won't pinch him to death when he turns around?

At the beginning, a domineering newcomer came to Fulongtang, and he couldn't understand Nie Yuan. Next year, he secretly said that he was pretending to be aggressive, and provoked him twice. The second time, he was punched until his stomach bleeds, and he was sent directly to the hospital for emergency treatment.

He still wants to live a few more years.

But Jiang Mingwei thought about it again, what if these two people get married?Maybe Nie Yuan joined Fulongtang as soon as he was happy!

Jiang Mingwei, the head of the church with only three members, has been troubled by this for a long time. If Nie Yuan can be brought in, how many people can be recruited in the name of the boss!Megatron Jianghu, dominating the world will no longer be a dream!

Thinking of this, Jiang Mingwei asked, "Has he been following you?"

"Yes."

"Why do you think he has been following you in such a dangerous game? Still protecting you?" Jiang Mingwei felt that he had said it clearly enough: "You have known him for so long, you should know him better than me, what is he thinking? Don't you understand?"

"Understand what?" Originally it was nothing but the first sentence, but when it came to the last sentence, Ji Wuhuan combined the previous things, thought for 2 minutes, and suddenly realized: "Oh, so it is like this, I know! "

"You knew already?"

"Let me ask you." Ji Wuhuan snapped his fingers, and asked in a pretended deep voice, "Did he also say that even if I die, I must die by his hands?"

"...Damn it, how do you know?" Fortunately, he deliberately hid this half of the sentence.

"Heh! Nonsense, can he count on me? I knew that he was so vengeful and narrow-minded. Maybe he wanted revenge, but he never found an opportunity. He followed me just for revenge, right?"

Ji Wuhuan thought of a costume drama he starred in before. When enemies met, one of them wanted to kill the other, but he didn't find the opportunity. Instead, he secretly protected him until he did it himself.

He muttered dissatisfiedly: "Cut, you're too stingy, spicy chicken Yuanyuan, didn't you just send him a box of rotten durians and rotten eggs last time, and the last time someone put a Xiaoqiang in his takeaway, Last time, last time, he pasted a pig's head note on the back of his concert seat, last time... Who told him to buy all my favorite fudge again, and tweet at me to show off? When I was playing the game, I deliberately kept popping up the window, and I left a message under my record saying that I was a jerk?"

???

Hello, how old are you?Are you a kindergartener? !

Jiang Mingwei: "..."

He never expected that Big Brother Nie, who looked cold and fierce, would have such a childish side?

And what kind of magical thinking is this?It's all about this, but Ji Wuhuan still can't understand?How much hate is this?

Jiang Mingwei couldn't stand it anymore, and decided to try to clarify: "Ji Wuhuan, can you think in a better direction? For example, he actually treats you..."

"Secretly in love with me?" Ji Wuhuan was reminded by Xiao Fangyi today, of course he also thought about this reason, but he just put it on Nie Yuan, he felt: "This is impossible."

Just after finishing speaking, the door opened, and it was Nie Yuan who came to the door.

He didn't know that he had been sold, and he was afraid that Jiang Mingwei would slip up by accident, so he hurriedly pulled Ji Wuhuan away, but he said, "Ji idiot, why don't you go back?"

The tone was very impatient and rather rude.

Ji Wuhuan pouted at Jiang Mingwei: "Look, let me tell you? You think too much."

How could such a person have a crush on him?How can anyone have such a crush on others?It must be for revenge, maybe just looking for an opportunity to punish him?

Jiang Mingwei: "..."

He really tried his best!These two can't make it now!

Of course, the more Nie Yuan wanted to drive him away, the more unhappy Ji Wuhuan became. He used the excuse of going back to get preserved eggs and lean meat, entered his house, and lingered on, cheating on food and drink for a long time until he was caught by the little girl. Fang personally came to pick him up.

"Ji Da Actor! Did you forget to go to Director Liu's audition as promised in the afternoon?!"

"I've never forgotten, isn't there still two hours left?" Ji Wuhuan said nonchalantly, he sat in the back seat holding preserved eggs and lean meat, and looked at the Rubik's Cube and began to think.

Now that he has figured out Nie Yuan's purpose, then he...

Of course I have to go back!You can't be fooled by his approval of the vest every time, right?This time it was his turn.

Ji Yingdi wants to let spicy chicken Xiao Yuanyuan know what acting is!

It was night again when I got home that day, Ji Wuhuan sat by the bed and took out the Rubik's Cube to open the high-end shopping mall and looked again.

He studied it once before going out yesterday.

He glanced at the purple and blue props and then ignored them. Of course, he focused on the rare props.

This prop is called [Yinghuo Shouxin].

The following text introduces that it is a space storage prop.

It is similar to the backpack function in online games and the space ring in fantasy. It can store a certain amount of things, whether it is Rubik's cube props or items in reality, as long as it is not a living thing, it can be put in it. The total storage limit is 1 cubic.

It is equivalent to a square box with a surface area of ​​6 square meters, which can hold a lot of things.

And when you use it, you just need to touch it, and then you can take it out by thinking about the shape of that thing in your mind.

It is even easier to use than Nie Yuan's previous small box.

Ji Wuhuan was very excited. If he had it, he wouldn't have to carry a big bag in the future, and it would be easier to run away. Preserved eggs and lean meat wouldn't need to be tucked into a hoodie.

But at the same time, I worry about whether better props will be refreshed in the next month.

After all, what he wanted most was a powerful and handsome weapon like the three strikes.

However, according to the information shared by Jiang Mingwei, rare items are not refreshed every month in the high-end shopping mall. common props.

Having said that, Ji Wuhuan hesitated even more.

After struggling for half a month, I chose to exchange a few days before the refresh.

Instead of waiting for an unknown opportunity, it is better to choose the most practical props at the moment. After all, ensuring that you survive is the most important thing.

But when the box was opened, Ji Wuhuan's last bit of heartache was gone!

He originally thought that [Yinghuo Shouxin] was also a small box or something, but he didn't expect it to be a gem the size of a soybean.

The texture is like a flawless round crystal, but the texture on it is like a colorful starry sky, a piece of shining stars dotted on the dark blue curtain, it seems to really shine under the action of light .

beautiful!

Unexpected surprise, Ji Wuhuan was very satisfied, as soon as she was happy, she sent two text messages, and at the same time began to plan her next plan.

How to bully Yuanyuan and fool him back without his knowledge!

……

Time passed quickly, and three months passed in a flash.

In the middle of the night, Ji Wuhuan got up following the alarm clock, and changed into the clothes he had prepared long ago.

After wearing it, I always feel chilly between my legs, and I feel very insecure, as if something is missing.

He looked and looked in front of the mirror, turned around a few times, and after confirming that there was no problem, he took out the Rubik's Cube and said to it.

"System, I want to enter the game."

It is one o'clock in the morning.

At the last moment of the 30-second countdown, he entered the game.

The author has something to say: Jiang Mingwei, Xiaofang, Bee: I really can't move them...

Preserved eggs, lean meat: give away happiness!

You never know who your teammates/opponents are, not only primary school students, but also preserved eggs and lean meat (bu)~