[Yan Hexiang] Come here with that stubborn man with a crooked mouth!
Chapter 22 #421-#440
#421
On Guo Qilin's birthday, the couple happened to be in Chefchaouen. The buildings here are like fairy tales, so beautiful and novel that people can't take their eyes off them.
Zhuang Zhuang bought a local characteristic robe, with black and gray stripes that were as long as his ankles, and the hat attached to the clothes had a pointed point. He wore it like a wizard in a fairy tale.
"Hey, isn't today Dalin's birthday?"
"……It really is."
Bai Si tore off the candy wrapper of the lollipop, put it in his mouth, looked at Yan Hexiang who was still chatting with the boss in new clothes, took another lollipop from his bag, and performed the same operation again, but This time the candy was put into the mouth of the strong kid.
#422
"As a princess, shouldn't you show something?"
When Bai Si was talking, Lollipop ran to the side, and one side of his cheek swelled up.
Yan Hexiang looked back at her, and reached out to poke her bulging cheeks.
"Am I not the queen of the palace? Why did you demote me?"
"Empress, that's not Teacher Yu Qian..."
"Oh, it's from my master's point of view...the crown princess is also outrageous!"
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
#423
"You stay away from the fan life!"
#424
Hearing that Bai Si went out to play, Pan He sent a WeChat message, and almost threw the tablet away in shock—【Since you've gone out to play, don't come back unless you write a travel note :)】
"Is this a devil?! Devil!"
"What's wrong daughter-in-law?"
"Sister Pan asked me to write a travel note before going back :)"
"People in Morocco, jobs from heaven?"
"Huh."
Sprinkling sugar online, Bai Xiaosi: [I'm boring, really TAT]
Pan Hehehehe replied to Xiaosi Bai Tang Sprinkle Online: [You have to write even if you cry:)]
Bai Jingting: [Hahahahahahahahahaha! 】
Wang Jiaer: 【Although I don't know what happened, I still laughed first hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 】
Liu Haoran: [Hahahahahahahahahaha! 】
Wu Lei: [Should I follow the procedure first or just laugh?No matter what, laugh first hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 】
Wang Yuan: [Little Fourth Sister is so pitiful, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 】
Wang Jiulong: [Hahahahahahahahaha! 】
Wei Daxun: [Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 】
#425
Online irascible Bai Xiaosi: [Unified reply: The boat of friendship will turn over as soon as it is said:) [Manual goodbye]]
#426
[When you start yearning for freedom, it means you are still a young man.It's not about age, it's about mentality. 】
Bai Si was sitting on a ponytail, holding a tablet and writing essays.
【Seeing the legendary Sahara with your own eyes is far more amazing than the sensory experience brought by pictures and videos.When I lamented that the trip was worthwhile, a strong wind blew by and covered my face with sand. 】
Ms. Bai sighed, and wiped her face indiscriminately: "...It really is sand all over your face."
[But at the moment there is a 37-year-old next to me, oh no, it is a 38-year-old kid who is mercilessly laughing at my face full of sand.Yes, that's right, I just mentioned his age on purpose, who made him laugh at me. 】
#427 white four essay cut01
[Despite the language barrier, the husband can still chat with others in his not-so-native English.I am ashamed of myself.This is also very good. A couple must have someone who is good at communicating and negotiating. Otherwise, if both of them are socially afraid, it will always be troublesome.
It is rare to find an opportunity for you to sit down and think about your words and your feelings quietly during your travels.There will always be one kind of novelty that pulls your attention. Even if you can’t see it yourself, someone else will create opportunities for you to divert your attention. For example, when I wrote this sentence, my husband has already called me for the seventh time. To see those strange little stones he found...
like a child.
There's nothing wrong with that, is there?
When I'm crazy and noisy, he's more stable, when I'm in the dark, he's more lively, mutual accommodation in love, even small things will feel very warm. 】
#428 white four essay cut02
[It's very interesting to be led to be stupid and crazy in the desert.
Because a person who is stupid is really stupid, but when someone is stupid with you, the person who thinks you are stupid will be regarded as a fool :)
Is Tong Ren Tang stupid on ATV? !
of course not!
However, Ms. Chen, who was in the video with me, told me that her husband asked me why I didn't stick the board?
I:……
I have to be able to count allegro!
9088 You are really strict. 】
#429 white four essay cut03
[Listening to cross talk in the desert is really relaxing.
Especially when you're surrounded by a comedian who can't resist digging :)
Want to hit someone.
Among the fellow travelers was an old man from Canada with a white beard who was still pursuing his dream of traveling around the world. When I looked at this old man, it was as if I saw our husband 30 years later, still pursuing freedom. Still chasing the dream.
However, I think this uncle is full of stalks.
When we first met, he asked Mr. if he was my dad.
When he switched from ATV to camel, he asked me to teach him Tongrentang.I just want to know how to translate Tongrentang into English...
When I was listening to cross talk in the morning, he tactfully suggested that my husband should take me to see a psychiatrist.Isn't it just that I laugh a little more often with headphones on!Do you stop laughing after listening to cross talk? !Uncle, are you from Deyun Club? !
When I just stopped to rest, he asked me if I would confess my love to my husband through the song.
I:? ? ?
I’m just singing for fun, please don’t take it seriously…]
#430 white four essay cut04
[Deserts always bring people a lot of unique ideas.
For example, I just thought about the settings of four new books in 10 minutes, and I rejected all of them in the 10-minute discussion with my husband.
Another example is that when I was having dinner yesterday, I asked my husband if there would be an Iron Man or Captain America suddenly appearing from the desert.
The gentleman is serious: "Then take you to save the world? Then what if you leave my world? You just stay here and fill my world with love."
Zhuangzhuang, you have changed, can you just open your mouth to say something like this now? 】
#431 white four essay cut05
[When I was on the phone with Bai Jingting, I heard that Mom and Dad had a great time in Yunnan, and they planned to stay for a few more days before coming back.
He is still the only one left in the family.
I thought about it and sent him a red envelope, caring for the empty-nesters is everyone's responsibility.
People like to diverge their thinking when they are free, which is commonly known as cranky thinking.
I sat on the sand dunes and conceived the content of the new book, but I still had no idea, so I just let myself go in a daze.
This is a maintenance of the brain.
That's right, hmm.
After a while, my husband sat down next to me and told me helplessly that the Canadian man thought we had a quarrel and asked him to coax me.
I:……
uncle?Are you misunderstanding me?
This Canadian gentleman along the way is simply the source of happiness for both of us. One day, he will learn Peking Opera, and tomorrow he will learn Guankou, and the next will learn tongue twisters. Although he knows little about Chinese, he can still feel his interest in traditional Chinese culture. love.
But explaining Guankou in English is really a maddening job. 】
#432
The ten-day holiday trip ended with missing a heavy snowfall in Beijing.
When they got home, Bai Si still muttered that he still felt that his face was covered with sand.
After two days of jet lag, the two of them received Guo Qilin's dinner invitation at the same time.
"Da Lin likes to fix these..."
"you do not say……"
"It's also very good."
"Ah."
#433
When he received Chen Yang's WeChat message early in the morning, Bai Si was startled. After five seconds, he quickly got up, changed his clothes and went out without even putting on his makeup.
"Sier? Why are you going?"
"Uh, Yangyang asked me to go shopping."
"Ang... What time is it? It's too early..."
"She said that there is a restaurant that has a delicious breakfast, but if you go late, it will be gone."
"Be careful on the road..."
"Sleep, sleep..."
Bai Si was in a hurry to go out, and the excuses he thought of casually were full of loopholes. The bad thing is that Yan Hexiang didn't wake up and didn't have time to think about it...
#434
Yang Yang: [Master, are you free today?Accompany me to the hospital...]
Young Master: [What's wrong with you? 】
Yang Yang: 【I might be pregnant...】
Young Master: [Fuck? !Does Zhang Jiuling know? ! 】
Yang Yang: [I'm not sure, I didn't dare to tell him... He and Da Nan are going to have a special show after the next year, so the pressure is quite high... Also, don't tell Brother Yan yet. 】
Young Master: [Success, I know, I'll wait with you, I'll pick you up. 】
Yang Yang: 【Master, I love you! 】
#435
Leaving aside the fact that the two girlfriends went to the hospital for checkups and waiting for the diagnosis results, Yan Hexiang and Zhang Jiuling met at the restaurant Guo Qilin mentioned, and the brothers and sisters looked at each other in confusion...
"Where's your wife?"*2
"You didn't pick her up?"*2
"She said you went over and took them both over!"*2
"Fuck?!"*2
Other brothers and sisters: "..."
#436
Wang Jiulong: "Hahahaha, Chen Yang won't elope with the young master, hahahahahaha!"
#437
Zhang Jiuling and Yan Hexiang turned black together, and didn't care about cleaning up Wang Jiulong. They took out their mobile phones to call their daughter-in-law almost at the same time.
Bai Si's cell phone is connected.
Chen Yang's did not.
So Zhang Jiuling's face became even uglier.
The brothers and sisters were going crazy from holding back their laughter. Everyone knew that they shouldn't laugh at this time, but this was really very funny...
#438
"Sier! Where are you and Chen Yang?"
(Hang up, where's the parking lot.)
Then the phone was hung up mercilessly.
Yan Hexiang: "... Si'er said that the two of them have arrived and stopped the car."
...yet I feel something big is about to happen.
#439
"Master, ah, ah, ah!"
"……To shut up."
"I'm nervous, how should I tell Yuan Yuan!"
"You can say whatever you want, you can use Chinese, English, Japanese or dumb language, as long as Zhang Jiuling can understand :)"
"What if... Yuanyuan is not ready, or he doesn't want a child yet... He is in the rising stage of his career... Will this child come at the wrong time..."
"Nonsense! If he dares to have such an idea, I'll pluck his hair out :)"
#440
Upstairs, Zhang Jiuling suddenly felt a chill in his scalp...
On Guo Qilin's birthday, the couple happened to be in Chefchaouen. The buildings here are like fairy tales, so beautiful and novel that people can't take their eyes off them.
Zhuang Zhuang bought a local characteristic robe, with black and gray stripes that were as long as his ankles, and the hat attached to the clothes had a pointed point. He wore it like a wizard in a fairy tale.
"Hey, isn't today Dalin's birthday?"
"……It really is."
Bai Si tore off the candy wrapper of the lollipop, put it in his mouth, looked at Yan Hexiang who was still chatting with the boss in new clothes, took another lollipop from his bag, and performed the same operation again, but This time the candy was put into the mouth of the strong kid.
#422
"As a princess, shouldn't you show something?"
When Bai Si was talking, Lollipop ran to the side, and one side of his cheek swelled up.
Yan Hexiang looked back at her, and reached out to poke her bulging cheeks.
"Am I not the queen of the palace? Why did you demote me?"
"Empress, that's not Teacher Yu Qian..."
"Oh, it's from my master's point of view...the crown princess is also outrageous!"
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
#423
"You stay away from the fan life!"
#424
Hearing that Bai Si went out to play, Pan He sent a WeChat message, and almost threw the tablet away in shock—【Since you've gone out to play, don't come back unless you write a travel note :)】
"Is this a devil?! Devil!"
"What's wrong daughter-in-law?"
"Sister Pan asked me to write a travel note before going back :)"
"People in Morocco, jobs from heaven?"
"Huh."
Sprinkling sugar online, Bai Xiaosi: [I'm boring, really TAT]
Pan Hehehehe replied to Xiaosi Bai Tang Sprinkle Online: [You have to write even if you cry:)]
Bai Jingting: [Hahahahahahahahahaha! 】
Wang Jiaer: 【Although I don't know what happened, I still laughed first hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 】
Liu Haoran: [Hahahahahahahahahaha! 】
Wu Lei: [Should I follow the procedure first or just laugh?No matter what, laugh first hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 】
Wang Yuan: [Little Fourth Sister is so pitiful, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 】
Wang Jiulong: [Hahahahahahahahaha! 】
Wei Daxun: [Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 】
#425
Online irascible Bai Xiaosi: [Unified reply: The boat of friendship will turn over as soon as it is said:) [Manual goodbye]]
#426
[When you start yearning for freedom, it means you are still a young man.It's not about age, it's about mentality. 】
Bai Si was sitting on a ponytail, holding a tablet and writing essays.
【Seeing the legendary Sahara with your own eyes is far more amazing than the sensory experience brought by pictures and videos.When I lamented that the trip was worthwhile, a strong wind blew by and covered my face with sand. 】
Ms. Bai sighed, and wiped her face indiscriminately: "...It really is sand all over your face."
[But at the moment there is a 37-year-old next to me, oh no, it is a 38-year-old kid who is mercilessly laughing at my face full of sand.Yes, that's right, I just mentioned his age on purpose, who made him laugh at me. 】
#427 white four essay cut01
[Despite the language barrier, the husband can still chat with others in his not-so-native English.I am ashamed of myself.This is also very good. A couple must have someone who is good at communicating and negotiating. Otherwise, if both of them are socially afraid, it will always be troublesome.
It is rare to find an opportunity for you to sit down and think about your words and your feelings quietly during your travels.There will always be one kind of novelty that pulls your attention. Even if you can’t see it yourself, someone else will create opportunities for you to divert your attention. For example, when I wrote this sentence, my husband has already called me for the seventh time. To see those strange little stones he found...
like a child.
There's nothing wrong with that, is there?
When I'm crazy and noisy, he's more stable, when I'm in the dark, he's more lively, mutual accommodation in love, even small things will feel very warm. 】
#428 white four essay cut02
[It's very interesting to be led to be stupid and crazy in the desert.
Because a person who is stupid is really stupid, but when someone is stupid with you, the person who thinks you are stupid will be regarded as a fool :)
Is Tong Ren Tang stupid on ATV? !
of course not!
However, Ms. Chen, who was in the video with me, told me that her husband asked me why I didn't stick the board?
I:……
I have to be able to count allegro!
9088 You are really strict. 】
#429 white four essay cut03
[Listening to cross talk in the desert is really relaxing.
Especially when you're surrounded by a comedian who can't resist digging :)
Want to hit someone.
Among the fellow travelers was an old man from Canada with a white beard who was still pursuing his dream of traveling around the world. When I looked at this old man, it was as if I saw our husband 30 years later, still pursuing freedom. Still chasing the dream.
However, I think this uncle is full of stalks.
When we first met, he asked Mr. if he was my dad.
When he switched from ATV to camel, he asked me to teach him Tongrentang.I just want to know how to translate Tongrentang into English...
When I was listening to cross talk in the morning, he tactfully suggested that my husband should take me to see a psychiatrist.Isn't it just that I laugh a little more often with headphones on!Do you stop laughing after listening to cross talk? !Uncle, are you from Deyun Club? !
When I just stopped to rest, he asked me if I would confess my love to my husband through the song.
I:? ? ?
I’m just singing for fun, please don’t take it seriously…]
#430 white four essay cut04
[Deserts always bring people a lot of unique ideas.
For example, I just thought about the settings of four new books in 10 minutes, and I rejected all of them in the 10-minute discussion with my husband.
Another example is that when I was having dinner yesterday, I asked my husband if there would be an Iron Man or Captain America suddenly appearing from the desert.
The gentleman is serious: "Then take you to save the world? Then what if you leave my world? You just stay here and fill my world with love."
Zhuangzhuang, you have changed, can you just open your mouth to say something like this now? 】
#431 white four essay cut05
[When I was on the phone with Bai Jingting, I heard that Mom and Dad had a great time in Yunnan, and they planned to stay for a few more days before coming back.
He is still the only one left in the family.
I thought about it and sent him a red envelope, caring for the empty-nesters is everyone's responsibility.
People like to diverge their thinking when they are free, which is commonly known as cranky thinking.
I sat on the sand dunes and conceived the content of the new book, but I still had no idea, so I just let myself go in a daze.
This is a maintenance of the brain.
That's right, hmm.
After a while, my husband sat down next to me and told me helplessly that the Canadian man thought we had a quarrel and asked him to coax me.
I:……
uncle?Are you misunderstanding me?
This Canadian gentleman along the way is simply the source of happiness for both of us. One day, he will learn Peking Opera, and tomorrow he will learn Guankou, and the next will learn tongue twisters. Although he knows little about Chinese, he can still feel his interest in traditional Chinese culture. love.
But explaining Guankou in English is really a maddening job. 】
#432
The ten-day holiday trip ended with missing a heavy snowfall in Beijing.
When they got home, Bai Si still muttered that he still felt that his face was covered with sand.
After two days of jet lag, the two of them received Guo Qilin's dinner invitation at the same time.
"Da Lin likes to fix these..."
"you do not say……"
"It's also very good."
"Ah."
#433
When he received Chen Yang's WeChat message early in the morning, Bai Si was startled. After five seconds, he quickly got up, changed his clothes and went out without even putting on his makeup.
"Sier? Why are you going?"
"Uh, Yangyang asked me to go shopping."
"Ang... What time is it? It's too early..."
"She said that there is a restaurant that has a delicious breakfast, but if you go late, it will be gone."
"Be careful on the road..."
"Sleep, sleep..."
Bai Si was in a hurry to go out, and the excuses he thought of casually were full of loopholes. The bad thing is that Yan Hexiang didn't wake up and didn't have time to think about it...
#434
Yang Yang: [Master, are you free today?Accompany me to the hospital...]
Young Master: [What's wrong with you? 】
Yang Yang: 【I might be pregnant...】
Young Master: [Fuck? !Does Zhang Jiuling know? ! 】
Yang Yang: [I'm not sure, I didn't dare to tell him... He and Da Nan are going to have a special show after the next year, so the pressure is quite high... Also, don't tell Brother Yan yet. 】
Young Master: [Success, I know, I'll wait with you, I'll pick you up. 】
Yang Yang: 【Master, I love you! 】
#435
Leaving aside the fact that the two girlfriends went to the hospital for checkups and waiting for the diagnosis results, Yan Hexiang and Zhang Jiuling met at the restaurant Guo Qilin mentioned, and the brothers and sisters looked at each other in confusion...
"Where's your wife?"*2
"You didn't pick her up?"*2
"She said you went over and took them both over!"*2
"Fuck?!"*2
Other brothers and sisters: "..."
#436
Wang Jiulong: "Hahahaha, Chen Yang won't elope with the young master, hahahahahaha!"
#437
Zhang Jiuling and Yan Hexiang turned black together, and didn't care about cleaning up Wang Jiulong. They took out their mobile phones to call their daughter-in-law almost at the same time.
Bai Si's cell phone is connected.
Chen Yang's did not.
So Zhang Jiuling's face became even uglier.
The brothers and sisters were going crazy from holding back their laughter. Everyone knew that they shouldn't laugh at this time, but this was really very funny...
#438
"Sier! Where are you and Chen Yang?"
(Hang up, where's the parking lot.)
Then the phone was hung up mercilessly.
Yan Hexiang: "... Si'er said that the two of them have arrived and stopped the car."
...yet I feel something big is about to happen.
#439
"Master, ah, ah, ah!"
"……To shut up."
"I'm nervous, how should I tell Yuan Yuan!"
"You can say whatever you want, you can use Chinese, English, Japanese or dumb language, as long as Zhang Jiuling can understand :)"
"What if... Yuanyuan is not ready, or he doesn't want a child yet... He is in the rising stage of his career... Will this child come at the wrong time..."
"Nonsense! If he dares to have such an idea, I'll pluck his hair out :)"
#440
Upstairs, Zhang Jiuling suddenly felt a chill in his scalp...
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