[Yan Hexiang] Come here with that stubborn man with a crooked mouth!
Chapter 12 #221-#240
#221
It was already very cold outside at night, so we moved to eat dinner indoors, Bai Si sat cross-legged on the kang and made a phone call, while Bai Jingting stood behind her and tied her hair.
"Hiss... I'm going to be ripped bald by you!"
"...Already bald."
"Forget it, I'll tie it myself later!"
"No! I have to tie you up today!"
Yan Hexiang, who had just arrived in Sanqingyuan, was listening to his wife and Bai Jingting bickering on the other end of the phone, while listening to his fellow teachers and brothers.
"Zhuang Zhuang, I'm going to be bald by my brother QAQ"
(It's okay, you will fuck him in a while!)
#222
As soon as he turned around, he saw Henry's unbelievable expression.
"What's wrong Henry?"
Bai Jingting took the time to ask a question, and when he was distracted, he started to attack a little harder, grinning from the pain of Bai Si: "Bai Jingting!"
The wrong Bai Jingting: "Wrong, wrong, young master, I am really wrong!"
Henry's mind was about to tie up: "She calls you brother, you call her young master?"
#223
Bai Si: "There's nothing wrong..."
Bai Jingting: "I've been shouting for ten years..."
Mr. Henry He and Mr. Huang: "Huh?" ×3
Bai Jingting: "This is my sister, my own sister."
Bai Si: "The one with a household registration book."
Mr. Henry He and Mr. Huang: "Huh?" ×3
#224
Bai Si looked at Bai Jingting with distaste: "Look, you're the only one with a split, right? No one thinks we look alike!"
Bai Jingting had the same distaste on her face: "Come on, let's take a look at you, are you okay?"
"Bai Jingting, I want to fight and speak up."
"Cheng Chengcheng, I've offended our young master again with my sloppy mouth. I was wrong. Damn brother shouldn't have laughed at our young master for being short..."
"...Hey, where is my Brick?! Today next week will be your first seven!"
Yan Hexiang on the other end of the phone burst into tears with laughter: I hope Bai Jingting can finish recording this episode alive hahahahahaha!
#225
(It’s cold at night, you should wear more when you go back and forth, don’t wear a coat if you don’t think it’s troublesome, it’s colder than Beijing over there, don’t catch a cold again!)
"Ang, I know!"
(Eat well, I'm going up, hang up first.)
"Okay, let's talk more today, Mr. Yan~"
(Okay, please be good!)
"Be careful driving, go out with Jiu Nang and the others to eat something good, don't cook at home if you're tired..."
(Will you be reimbursed, daughter-in-law?)
"Report! You can eat!"
(Yo, that's a good thing, if it's too late, I'll hang up first, bye!)
"Bye-Bye!"
#226
"Xiaobai, Xiaosi, Dahua is eating!"
Teacher He yelled at the three little ones to eat, and the three little ones were picking up corn outside. Room.
"It's nice to be young, Jiong Jiong..."
"you do not say……"
#227
The dining table is a good place to chat, especially in a variety show, there is no more suitable way to chat than eating.
There are a total of five people eating, the oldest and the youngest are married, and the rest are single. How can you justify this?
"Xiao Si, you are not too old, why did you think of getting married?"
As soon as Mr. He finished speaking, Henry's jaw almost dropped on the table: "Married?! How old are you?!"
Bai Jingting put down his chopsticks: "A married woman at only 23, exciting?"
Bai Si squinted at him: "Where is my brick?"
#228
"When two people are together, when the time comes, they will naturally have this consideration. After dating for so long, it's good to spend a lifetime with him."
Bai Si pawed at the corn in the bowl twice, and she was a little embarrassed to talk about her own affairs like this.
"Besides, after getting the certificate, it's the same as when we were in a relationship. There's not much difference."
#229
"I heard from Xiaobai that her husband is a comedian from Deyun Club?"
"Yes, sir is Teacher Guo's apprentice."
Dahua was a little anxious: "Aren't you at a disadvantage in arguing?"
"The two of us haven't quarreled much..." Bai Si scratched his head embarrassedly: "Mr. has a very good temper. Even if I messed up, he would let me go, and he would wait until I got over the mess." Reasonable to me..."
Bai Jingting: "Yes, just come up with your stupidity, tsk tsk..."
Bai Si: "Shut up!"
#230
"Although my husband is a cross talk actor, he really can't talk much at home, but I always drag him to talk when I talk too much. He doesn't find me annoying, and he doesn't owe me every word like Bai Jingting!"
Bai Jingting: "Who are you carrying?!"
"I didn't take you with me, I even called out my name, it's called calling your name!"
"I don't want to put on the roof tiles for three days!"
"You can't beat me anyway..."
"I think the brick you just used is just right for taking pictures of you!"
Brother and sister Bai Jingting and Bai Si's ability to fight immediately after these three sentences really puts the Mushroom House trio at a disadvantage...
Teacher Huang Lei also asked the director team: "Whose idea was it that you called the two of them together? I see that the roof of the house will be lifted by the two of you tomorrow!"
#231
What was supposed to be a warm and affectionate emotional interview was broken into a family ethics drama by the brothers and sisters of the Bai family. Teacher He seemed to hear the director's refusal to cry...
Teacher He: You two, stop fighting, the director is about to cry...
Bai Si: ... It's not a sin for a man to cry.
Bai Jingting: You owe it to me!
Bai Si: You don't owe me that!You owe me the most in the world!
Bai Jingting: Bai Xiaosi, where's your face? !
Bai Si: Didn't I learn this from you!
Teacher Huang Lei couldn't laugh or cry: Okay, it's started again!
#232
Bai Si is not very good at cooking, usually ordering takeaway or going out to eat, even if she and Yan Hexiang are at home, the occasional cook is also a strong kid :)
After being together for such a long time, besides cooking instant noodles, Bai Si only learned how to cook porridge.
This is what Yan Hexiang coaxed and forced her to learn, fearing that she would not eat properly at home.
Bai Si expressed his disdain for Bai Jingting's ridicule: "It's fine if one of us can cook! It's as if you, a single dog, can do other things besides cooking instant noodles!"
Bai Jingting: "...Mom, you don't care if your daughter bullies me!!!"
#233
During breakfast, Bai Si volunteered to cook porridge for everyone, and Dahua was eager to help. Mr. Huang was happy to have someone working, and he and Mr. He, Bai Jingting, sat on the kang and chatted.
"Xiaobai, don't you find it awkward that your sister got married before you?"
"Actually, I was very awkward at the beginning. After all, I was the younger sister I brought up. Suddenly one day she called me and said that she and her boyfriend had obtained a certificate. To be honest, when they were dating, I didn't Support, there is too much age difference between the two of them, I am afraid that this brat in our family will delay others because of his novelty, and I am also afraid that this brat will be fooled and deceived..."
"Then why did you agree again?"
"Because my parents agreed! I ate a meal, and it took less than two hours. The first day I was worried about something, and I came back that day and praised their son-in-law so much! In fact, after getting in touch with him, Lao Yan He is very reliable, has a good temper, is well-informed and knowledgeable, and lives a very transparent person. The most important thing is that he treats our dead child well, pampers her and can take care of her. She's big, there's nothing to fault her at all."
#234
Bai Xiaosi in the kitchen poked his head out: "I heard someone praise our husband!"
Bai Jingting rolled his eyes, and replied angrily: "Go cook your porridge!"
#235
To be honest, Baisi’s vegetable porridge is really good. It is moderately salty, the rice grains are soft and sweet, and the rice soup is white and thick. It warms the stomach and makes the whole person feel very comfortable.
Teacher Huang Lei: Little Four, you can do it!
Bai Jingting: Oh, yes, young master!When did you learn it?
Bai Si: My husband taught me~
Teacher He: Hey, look at her...
Bai Jingting: I am getting more and more convinced by Lao Yan!The demon king in our family can cook and eat now!
#236
Bai Si: Bai Jingting, you buried me again!
#237
After breakfast, the brothers and sisters helped tidy up the shed in the garden of the mushroom house. When the next wave of calls from customers came, the two of them should leave.
"Hey, I had so much fun, I couldn't bear to leave..."
"You just know how to play!"
"What's the matter, do you want to go back on your own legs later?"
"I know you must be reluctant to bully me~"
"It's really not sure..."
#238
[An iron pot, an earthen stove with a hole
The simplest is often the tastiest.
A hut, once you enter a small courtyard
The most everyday is often the most affectionate.
Away from the hustle and bustle, the years are quiet and good.
——Bai Xiaosi]
#239
After returning from the filming location, Bai Si followed Bai Jingting back to his parents' house, and when they entered, they each huddled in their own rooms, and fell asleep.
The brothers and sisters frightened their parents with this wave of operations. Didn't these two go to record a show?When you come back, where did it come from?
The Bai family's parents murmured in their hearts. The Bai family's mother went to the kitchen to cook something for him. The Bai family's father returned to the living room and turned on the TV, and began to watch his anti-Japanese drama again.
Even if you ask something, you have to wait for the two children to wake up before talking!
#240
Bai Jingting got up first, wandered around the house, and was dragged over by his father, who was quite tall and fell on the sofa with a "slap".
"dad?"
"Dad asked you, didn't you and Si'er go to record a show?"
"Yes."
"Then what's going on with you two like you haven't slept for days?"
"Then what, there are cameras inside and outside the room, and Si'er and I didn't sleep very well."
"...Have you had lunch yet?"
"Nope."
"These two unlucky children... what time is it? Go! Tell Si'er to get up and eat something!"
"I dare not! She can shoot me to death if she can't wake up! Why don't you go?"
"...Forget it, let her sleep for a while."
The author has something to say: the weather is good today, and there are few classes, so I feel very good~
yeah!
It was already very cold outside at night, so we moved to eat dinner indoors, Bai Si sat cross-legged on the kang and made a phone call, while Bai Jingting stood behind her and tied her hair.
"Hiss... I'm going to be ripped bald by you!"
"...Already bald."
"Forget it, I'll tie it myself later!"
"No! I have to tie you up today!"
Yan Hexiang, who had just arrived in Sanqingyuan, was listening to his wife and Bai Jingting bickering on the other end of the phone, while listening to his fellow teachers and brothers.
"Zhuang Zhuang, I'm going to be bald by my brother QAQ"
(It's okay, you will fuck him in a while!)
#222
As soon as he turned around, he saw Henry's unbelievable expression.
"What's wrong Henry?"
Bai Jingting took the time to ask a question, and when he was distracted, he started to attack a little harder, grinning from the pain of Bai Si: "Bai Jingting!"
The wrong Bai Jingting: "Wrong, wrong, young master, I am really wrong!"
Henry's mind was about to tie up: "She calls you brother, you call her young master?"
#223
Bai Si: "There's nothing wrong..."
Bai Jingting: "I've been shouting for ten years..."
Mr. Henry He and Mr. Huang: "Huh?" ×3
Bai Jingting: "This is my sister, my own sister."
Bai Si: "The one with a household registration book."
Mr. Henry He and Mr. Huang: "Huh?" ×3
#224
Bai Si looked at Bai Jingting with distaste: "Look, you're the only one with a split, right? No one thinks we look alike!"
Bai Jingting had the same distaste on her face: "Come on, let's take a look at you, are you okay?"
"Bai Jingting, I want to fight and speak up."
"Cheng Chengcheng, I've offended our young master again with my sloppy mouth. I was wrong. Damn brother shouldn't have laughed at our young master for being short..."
"...Hey, where is my Brick?! Today next week will be your first seven!"
Yan Hexiang on the other end of the phone burst into tears with laughter: I hope Bai Jingting can finish recording this episode alive hahahahahaha!
#225
(It’s cold at night, you should wear more when you go back and forth, don’t wear a coat if you don’t think it’s troublesome, it’s colder than Beijing over there, don’t catch a cold again!)
"Ang, I know!"
(Eat well, I'm going up, hang up first.)
"Okay, let's talk more today, Mr. Yan~"
(Okay, please be good!)
"Be careful driving, go out with Jiu Nang and the others to eat something good, don't cook at home if you're tired..."
(Will you be reimbursed, daughter-in-law?)
"Report! You can eat!"
(Yo, that's a good thing, if it's too late, I'll hang up first, bye!)
"Bye-Bye!"
#226
"Xiaobai, Xiaosi, Dahua is eating!"
Teacher He yelled at the three little ones to eat, and the three little ones were picking up corn outside. Room.
"It's nice to be young, Jiong Jiong..."
"you do not say……"
#227
The dining table is a good place to chat, especially in a variety show, there is no more suitable way to chat than eating.
There are a total of five people eating, the oldest and the youngest are married, and the rest are single. How can you justify this?
"Xiao Si, you are not too old, why did you think of getting married?"
As soon as Mr. He finished speaking, Henry's jaw almost dropped on the table: "Married?! How old are you?!"
Bai Jingting put down his chopsticks: "A married woman at only 23, exciting?"
Bai Si squinted at him: "Where is my brick?"
#228
"When two people are together, when the time comes, they will naturally have this consideration. After dating for so long, it's good to spend a lifetime with him."
Bai Si pawed at the corn in the bowl twice, and she was a little embarrassed to talk about her own affairs like this.
"Besides, after getting the certificate, it's the same as when we were in a relationship. There's not much difference."
#229
"I heard from Xiaobai that her husband is a comedian from Deyun Club?"
"Yes, sir is Teacher Guo's apprentice."
Dahua was a little anxious: "Aren't you at a disadvantage in arguing?"
"The two of us haven't quarreled much..." Bai Si scratched his head embarrassedly: "Mr. has a very good temper. Even if I messed up, he would let me go, and he would wait until I got over the mess." Reasonable to me..."
Bai Jingting: "Yes, just come up with your stupidity, tsk tsk..."
Bai Si: "Shut up!"
#230
"Although my husband is a cross talk actor, he really can't talk much at home, but I always drag him to talk when I talk too much. He doesn't find me annoying, and he doesn't owe me every word like Bai Jingting!"
Bai Jingting: "Who are you carrying?!"
"I didn't take you with me, I even called out my name, it's called calling your name!"
"I don't want to put on the roof tiles for three days!"
"You can't beat me anyway..."
"I think the brick you just used is just right for taking pictures of you!"
Brother and sister Bai Jingting and Bai Si's ability to fight immediately after these three sentences really puts the Mushroom House trio at a disadvantage...
Teacher Huang Lei also asked the director team: "Whose idea was it that you called the two of them together? I see that the roof of the house will be lifted by the two of you tomorrow!"
#231
What was supposed to be a warm and affectionate emotional interview was broken into a family ethics drama by the brothers and sisters of the Bai family. Teacher He seemed to hear the director's refusal to cry...
Teacher He: You two, stop fighting, the director is about to cry...
Bai Si: ... It's not a sin for a man to cry.
Bai Jingting: You owe it to me!
Bai Si: You don't owe me that!You owe me the most in the world!
Bai Jingting: Bai Xiaosi, where's your face? !
Bai Si: Didn't I learn this from you!
Teacher Huang Lei couldn't laugh or cry: Okay, it's started again!
#232
Bai Si is not very good at cooking, usually ordering takeaway or going out to eat, even if she and Yan Hexiang are at home, the occasional cook is also a strong kid :)
After being together for such a long time, besides cooking instant noodles, Bai Si only learned how to cook porridge.
This is what Yan Hexiang coaxed and forced her to learn, fearing that she would not eat properly at home.
Bai Si expressed his disdain for Bai Jingting's ridicule: "It's fine if one of us can cook! It's as if you, a single dog, can do other things besides cooking instant noodles!"
Bai Jingting: "...Mom, you don't care if your daughter bullies me!!!"
#233
During breakfast, Bai Si volunteered to cook porridge for everyone, and Dahua was eager to help. Mr. Huang was happy to have someone working, and he and Mr. He, Bai Jingting, sat on the kang and chatted.
"Xiaobai, don't you find it awkward that your sister got married before you?"
"Actually, I was very awkward at the beginning. After all, I was the younger sister I brought up. Suddenly one day she called me and said that she and her boyfriend had obtained a certificate. To be honest, when they were dating, I didn't Support, there is too much age difference between the two of them, I am afraid that this brat in our family will delay others because of his novelty, and I am also afraid that this brat will be fooled and deceived..."
"Then why did you agree again?"
"Because my parents agreed! I ate a meal, and it took less than two hours. The first day I was worried about something, and I came back that day and praised their son-in-law so much! In fact, after getting in touch with him, Lao Yan He is very reliable, has a good temper, is well-informed and knowledgeable, and lives a very transparent person. The most important thing is that he treats our dead child well, pampers her and can take care of her. She's big, there's nothing to fault her at all."
#234
Bai Xiaosi in the kitchen poked his head out: "I heard someone praise our husband!"
Bai Jingting rolled his eyes, and replied angrily: "Go cook your porridge!"
#235
To be honest, Baisi’s vegetable porridge is really good. It is moderately salty, the rice grains are soft and sweet, and the rice soup is white and thick. It warms the stomach and makes the whole person feel very comfortable.
Teacher Huang Lei: Little Four, you can do it!
Bai Jingting: Oh, yes, young master!When did you learn it?
Bai Si: My husband taught me~
Teacher He: Hey, look at her...
Bai Jingting: I am getting more and more convinced by Lao Yan!The demon king in our family can cook and eat now!
#236
Bai Si: Bai Jingting, you buried me again!
#237
After breakfast, the brothers and sisters helped tidy up the shed in the garden of the mushroom house. When the next wave of calls from customers came, the two of them should leave.
"Hey, I had so much fun, I couldn't bear to leave..."
"You just know how to play!"
"What's the matter, do you want to go back on your own legs later?"
"I know you must be reluctant to bully me~"
"It's really not sure..."
#238
[An iron pot, an earthen stove with a hole
The simplest is often the tastiest.
A hut, once you enter a small courtyard
The most everyday is often the most affectionate.
Away from the hustle and bustle, the years are quiet and good.
——Bai Xiaosi]
#239
After returning from the filming location, Bai Si followed Bai Jingting back to his parents' house, and when they entered, they each huddled in their own rooms, and fell asleep.
The brothers and sisters frightened their parents with this wave of operations. Didn't these two go to record a show?When you come back, where did it come from?
The Bai family's parents murmured in their hearts. The Bai family's mother went to the kitchen to cook something for him. The Bai family's father returned to the living room and turned on the TV, and began to watch his anti-Japanese drama again.
Even if you ask something, you have to wait for the two children to wake up before talking!
#240
Bai Jingting got up first, wandered around the house, and was dragged over by his father, who was quite tall and fell on the sofa with a "slap".
"dad?"
"Dad asked you, didn't you and Si'er go to record a show?"
"Yes."
"Then what's going on with you two like you haven't slept for days?"
"Then what, there are cameras inside and outside the room, and Si'er and I didn't sleep very well."
"...Have you had lunch yet?"
"Nope."
"These two unlucky children... what time is it? Go! Tell Si'er to get up and eat something!"
"I dare not! She can shoot me to death if she can't wake up! Why don't you go?"
"...Forget it, let her sleep for a while."
The author has something to say: the weather is good today, and there are few classes, so I feel very good~
yeah!
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