【Zhou Xiang】Gravity

1.

A quarter past ten in the morning on October [-]st.

Hiding under the eaves of a car repair shop less than [-] centimeters away, listening to the rain hitting the iron sheet violently, Sun Xiang felt very regretful besides regret.

He simply didn't know why he was suddenly worried that there was nothing to eat at Zhou Zekai's house, and he got up and looked through the snack cabinet...

Then he accidentally knocked over the biscuit jar and was caught by the father who came over after hearing the sound!

Then I was caught out of the activity plan of "I'm going to my classmate's home to help with tutoring"!

Then he was directly kicked out of the house by his father on the grounds that "I want to study and don't race against time, it's too late in the afternoon"... Although he understands that this is because he wishes he could stop being a light bulb!

Then catch a thunderstorm and get lost!Straight into a dilemma!

hateful!

So... Do we have to continue to wait like this?joke!Who knows when the rain will stop? !

Although Sun Xiang was reluctant, he also understood that the easiest way right now was to ask Zhou Zekai for help.

It was a matter of face, so he bit the bullet and sent an address on WeChat with an imposing sentence: "Hurry up and pick me up!"

……

Zhou Zekai came, very fast.This made Sun Xiang a little bit more satisfied - less than 5 minutes after the news was sent, a familiar figure appeared in his field of vision.

But Sun Xiang still couldn't breathe out of that breath, the reason was - "Are you an idiot? You don't bring an umbrella in such a heavy rain?!"

2.

The two stared at each other for a while, but Sun Xiang was defeated: "What's going on?"

"Actually..." Zhou Zekai began to explain this series of coincidences: when the weather was nice, he didn't take an umbrella when he went out to buy fruit, but it rained suddenly, and he was also trapped in the fruit shop.After receiving Sun Xiang's WeChat message, Zhou Zekai would not be able to find a grocery store or a convenience store for a while, so he rushed over if he didn't think it was too far away, and most importantly, "I thought you had an umbrella."

Too, true, real, too.

Damn...how is it so real!

Sun Xiang couldn't swear for a long time as he got stuck in his throat.

Forget it, it's not the first time you have encountered Zhou Zekai's strange brain circuit!

——While comforting himself, he pushed back his wet hair irritably, "What should we do next?"

"Run." Zhou Zekai turned on the phone and showed him the map, "Not far."

Sun Xiang found it troublesome: "I'll just follow you!"

He didn't know when he finished speaking that he was about to be possessed by the regret monster again.

3.

The rain...was only considered moderate at first, but it suddenly became a torrential rain just after they ran out for less than ten meters.

Especially when there was a gust of wind blowing in front of him and the rain mercilessly covered his face... Sun Xiang felt that he was not running freely in the rain at all, but acting as an extra performer under the high-pressure water cannon on the set.

Find a place to continue hiding?unrealistic.Zhou Zekai obviously also realized this, so he didn't intend to stop at all.

Sun Xiang wiped his face and speeded up to catch up.

Immediately afterwards, the second situation that made Sun Xiang want to scold——

The roads in the old town are not smooth enough, and there are puddles everywhere when it rains.The distance between the two was close, and Zhou Zekai didn't pay much attention to the road. He would often kick down, causing a large splash of water, which directly splashed on Sun Xiang's pants.

"Fuck!" Sun Xiang was furious—the clothes got wet when they got wet. The trendy brand pants he bought for the first time ended up like this. How can he be handsome in front of other friends later? ——"Zhou Zekai, can you fucking watch the way!"

Zhou Zekai turned around for a glance, then quickly turned back.

Sun Xiang noticed with sharp eyes that this guy was holding back his laughter.

"Day, make you laugh!" He quickened his pace, rushed to be side by side with Zhou Zekai, grabbed the guy's sweater hood, and mercilessly lifted it off.

Losing his vision, Zhou Zekai was forced to stop and take two steps back, intending to dodge Sun Xiang's attack.Sun Xiang laughed and grabbed his shoulder: "Don't run away!"

As a result, no one noticed that there was a bigger puddle two meters away.

"Puff—wow—"

Zhou Zekai: "..."

Sun Xiang: "..."

In the torrential rain, two handsome drowned chickens barely stared at each other silently in the knee-deep water.

Of course, when panicked, one of them did not forget to raise his wrist to protect the kiwi and apple, while the other subconsciously hugged his shoulder bag—this did not make their current situation any better.

Sun Xiang lowered his head slowly, raised his foot, and felt a stream of water swaying in his limited-edition yeezy with grief.

The rain dripped down the tips of his hair, dripping and dripping, as if mocking his impulsiveness, and it fell more and more cheerfully.

Sun Xiang's eyes flicked back and forth between himself and Zhou Zekai, who were equally embarrassed, and suddenly felt guilty.No, there are many strands.

Although the rain was so heavy that it blinded his eyes for a moment, he could still feel Zhou Zekai's naked eyes, as if he was saying: Are you childish?

"That—" Sun Xiang wanted to smooth things over, he opened his mouth and poured rainwater into it, turning his words into pure onomatopoeia, "Uh—bah!"

Zhou Zekai turned his head away, pursed his lips, and smiled silently.

Sun Xiang felt that his face was wiped out in an instant.

What made him even more ashamed was that he was able to get the connotation of Zhou Zekai's smile - you are so "cute".

You are so cute!

Sun Xiang didn't want to say anything at the moment, he just wanted to leave this sad place quickly.

"Let's go!" He wanted to say this, but ended up opening his mouth—"Praise—ow!"

4.

Zhou Zekai's house is the kind of husband's house in the old community.The year of construction is early, and there is not so much consideration in terms of living comfort.Three bedrooms and one living room, there are quite a lot of rooms, but only one bathroom.

Sun Xiang sneezed, and he was more likely to have a cold. After entering the door, Zhou Zekai gave up the priority to use the bathroom with that strong refusal gaze. Low, take off the wet clothes, use the soft water hose on the balcony to rinse the calf part stained with sewage, and the rest of the dry bath towels will be fine.

Originally, this arrangement was quite reasonable, and there should be no problems.Unexpectedly, in only 2 minutes, Sun Xiang actually created a new situation.

"Zhou Zekai!" A shout came from inside, "Why is this water so hot!"

……

Ah, Sun Xiang didn't know how to use a gas water heater.Zhou Zekai opened the door and went in to save the place, while thinking.

Immediately afterwards, various accidents continued to occur.

When he entered the bathroom for the Nth time for "rescue and disaster relief", Sun Xiang was already a little embarrassed to meet Zhou Zekai's eyes.

"You, your bathroom is different from mine in many ways!" He poked his neck to find a reason.

Zhou Zekai was in a calm mood: "It's okay. Just don't catch a cold."

Sun Xiang was very unconvinced: "Only idiots catch a cold!"

After speaking, he sneezed loudly again.

Zhou Zekai: "..."

After about 15 minutes of turmoil, Sun Xiang can be regarded as having finished his bath.Because he accidentally wet his underwear just now, Zhou Zekai brought him a full set of unopened change of clothes.

"The hot water is on the table." Zhou Zekai reminded.

"Are you annoying?" Sun Xiang pushed him into the bathroom, "Hurry up and take a shower!"

After Zhou Zekai left, Sun Xiang finally breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the top T-shirt and put it on first, well, the shoulders and length are just right.

Then came the panties.

Sun Xiang removed the package, his face froze suddenly, and his hand that was about to spread stopped.

The clothes are all new, there is no hygienic problem, and naturally it is impossible to get pheromone smell or something... The key to Sun Xiang's struggle is-"Impossible! Zhou Zekai is not as tall as me, so why is he bigger than me?"

It was a matter of dignity, Sun Xiang was unwilling to accept this fact, but why did he go to Zhou Zekai for this?Ask for a replacement?Let him hit the wall!

In the end he put his pants on with his eyes closed.

...It's useless to close your eyes.The slightly empty feeling of no fit reminded Sun Xiang every minute - well, Zhou Zekai is older than you.

5.

Fortunately, Sun Xiang has another advantage: emotions come and go quickly.

When Zhou Zekai came out of the living room after taking a shower and brushing his hair, Sun Xiang was already lying on his back on the sofa covered with bamboo mats. He opened his T-shirt to reveal his belly, facing the whirring electric fan, with an extremely contented expression on his face. look.

The wind and the sea were as calm as if nothing had happened before.

Zhou Zekai frowned and walked over, without saying anything, he decisively picked up a chubby pillow and covered his stomach.

"Why?!" Sun Xiang was startled by the unexpected touch, and immediately looked down.

Hellokitty with a pink bow is smiling at him.

He suddenly felt insulted: "Take it away, take it away, how can you have such a motherfucker in your house? Don't you be a fucking Omega?"

"I'm going to catch a cold." Zhou Zekai didn't answer at all. While speaking, he directly moved back the pillow that Sun Xiang had just removed, and pressed it gently to prevent Sun Xiang from taking it away again. Finally, he explained, "My cousin left it. .”

"Grass." Sun Xiang cursed in a low voice, this time for no other reason, just because the edge of the pillow just rubbed against an unspeakable place.

Zhou Zekai was holding the pillow with his hand, and the pillow was pressing himself, rounded up to the one where Zhou Zekai was holding his hand with his hand... Suddenly, a million mud horses galloped past Sun Xiang's heart, and his face flushed slightly.

In order to prevent himself from thinking wildly, and to get out of the predicament, Sun Xiang jumped off the sofa, rushed to the electric fan, and turned it to the lowest gear: "Okay, you can go now, I swear, I promise I won't let myself catch a cold!"

Zhou Zekai was taken aback for a moment, not understanding the reason for Sun Xiang's sudden change of attitude.

But now that the goal has been achieved, he doesn't need to continue to speak hard.

"... Shall I blow my hair?"

"You go, you go!"

Looking at Zhou Zekai's back, Sun Xiang secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

6.

Before Zhou Zekai started cooking at noon, he washed the kiwi and apples, cut them into pleasing small pieces and put them in a ceramic bowl, and inserted toothpicks so that Sun Xiang could rest his stomach while playing games.

After Zhou Zekai entered the kitchen, Sun Xiang lay on the sofa and played with his mobile phone for a while, but he couldn't calm down—the fruits were all delicious, and he didn't believe that Zhou Zekai didn't remember his preferences when purchasing.

The master's family is so upright that Sun Xiang is a little embarrassed to sit back and enjoy the benefits.

"How about I help you? It's not complicated, it should still be possible to peel and wash vegetables and cook rice!" He got into the kitchen and said eagerly.

Zhou Zekai hesitated for a moment, then pointed to the refrigerator: "Eggs?"

"So easy!" Sun Xiang slapped his chest loudly.

Cowhide is easy to blow, and when he really started to practice, Sun Xiang realized that the situation was different from what he imagined

The main problem is that he has only seen his mother use an automatic egg beater, and has no idea how to handle an egg with two chopsticks.

But this is not a problem for Sun Xiang.Can't beat eggs, can't he check online?

So when Zhou Zekai finished cutting a plate of wild rice stems, he was surprised to find that a certain person was still enthusiastically turning his wrist, making rhythmic tapping sounds.

... This is not cooking, but addicted to playing.

Zhou Zekai's forehead was full of black lines: "Are you ready?"

"Just finished adding the salt, let me play for a while!" Sun Xiang turned around while talking, with a smug face, expressing that Zhou Zekai came to appreciate it, "Professional or not, good or not—"

Before he finished speaking, the bowl of "work of art" flew out, and after a free fall, fell into the sink in a graceful arc.

The bowl was not broken, and the egg liquid splashed around.

Sun Xiang's face was livid: ...

Zhou Zekai tried his best not to laugh out loud this time.

7.

There are only two eggs left in the refrigerator.Even though someone assured that there would be no more accidents, Zhou Zekai still refused to agree to his request for "help".

Sun Xiang didn't give up: "What if it's necessary? I'll just stand aside, call me and I'll do it again!"

Speaking of this, Zhou Zekai was too embarrassed to discourage others, so he nodded: "Okay."

Next, the kitchen finally returned to the state Zhou Zekai was most familiar with—the sound of water flowing, vegetables being cut, fire being lit...everything was orderly.

At first, Sun Xiang poked around to see if there was anything Zhou Zekai needed to "make up for". Later, he gradually realized that a person who lived independently since childhood has hundreds of times more control over the kitchen than him.Here, there is no room for self

Forget it, let's go, don't make trouble for Zhou Zekai.

Thinking so dejectedly, he was about to turn around and leave, but out of the corner of his eye he caught a glimpse of Zhou Zekai bowing his head and chopping vegetables, and suddenly found it particularly pleasing to the eye, couldn't help but stop, and took another look.

At this moment, Zhou Zekai's hair may be loose and slippery because he just took a shower, and it slipped down from behind his ears, blocking Zhou Zekai's eyes.

Zhou Zekai frowned, raised his hand and put it back behind his ear, but within a few seconds, the "recidivist" fell down again.

"Sun Xiang." Zhou Zekai asked for help, "Help me get a clip."

"Oh good. Where?"

"On top of the refrigerator."

8.

When he first heard the word "clip", the first thing that popped into Sun Xiang's mind was the stuff that seals the seasoning bag. No matter what, he couldn't connect it with the chubby Q-version little penguin hairpin.

Yes, you read that right.

Yes, Q version, penguin, hair, clip.

"I'm stupid, stupid!" Sun Xiang grabbed the hairpin and had to rely on one swearing after another to express his emotions and control himself not to laugh.

Zhou Zekai tried hard to persuade himself not to drive the other party out of the kitchen: "Have you seen enough? See enough to pinch it for me."

"How can I see such a cute hairpin enough hahahahahahahahaha..." Sun Xiang couldn't hold back anymore, his body was shaking from laughing.

Zhou Zekai gave up hope and brushed his hair away with the back of his hand, ignoring him.

But the ghost knows how Sun Xiang's brain was turned. In his eyes, this ordinary movement was actually interpreted as "I'm so wronged".

"Okay, okay, didn't I just laugh at you for a few minutes? Can't I pinch you now?" Sun Xiang walked towards Zhou Zekai, "Oh yes, this is also left by your cousin?"

Zhou Zekai: "Yes."

"Well, it's quite cute." Sun Xiang wanted to laugh again when he said that, but Zhou Zekai glanced at him and stopped him.

He was planning to pinch Zhou Zekai's hair, but he didn't expect that what happened next, he would not want to recall it again for half a month.

Just as he finished speaking, Sun Xiang suddenly stepped on a puddle of sticky things—according to speculation afterwards, it should have splashed out from the bowl of egg liquid that flew out.It's a pity that Zhou Zekai and Sun Xiang didn't pay attention to it at the time.

In short, because the sliding friction force suddenly decreased, but the backward force remained the same, Sun Xiang's center of gravity shifted... and rushed towards Zhou Zekai.

At that moment, the distance between the two was actually very, very close.

As close as Zhou Zekai's eyelashes, the flour and water droplets on his cheeks were all clearly visible, and they magnified rapidly.

...As they got closer, their lips pressed against each other directly.

9.

Sun Xiang's entire soul flew away in fright.

When it came back from traveling in outer space for a full 36 weeks, it found that the situation was even more wrong-what's the situation!Why is my mind full of math problems——

Considering that the long right-angled side is 181 centimeters and the hypotenuse is 185 centimeters, find the size of the diagonal of the long right-angled side...

Fuck fuck stop!It's the slow motion playback from before!

That overly cute penguin hairpin falls to the floor.

Sun Xiang jumped back and took a big step back, expressionless, as if all five senses were frozen.But in fact, the two villains in his heart are howling at each other crazily at super high decibels!

——My first kiss is gone!

——Isn’t it just a touch?

——Lao Tzu's first kiss!first kiss!

——If you touch it, you will lose a piece of meat?Will it be flagged if I touch it?

--Grass!This is my first kiss!

……

The two villains gradually merged into one, made the shameful gesture of covering their faces again, and roared——Aren't you fucking sick!Why keep thinking about first kiss first kiss first kiss!Can you stop thinking about it!

……

Silence is the kitchen of the moment.

Zhou Zekai didn't really feel anything, he was silent only because Sun Xiang was silent.

In his eyes, this was a complete accident, apart from the fact that Sun Xiang almost knocked his teeth out, it was just... not bad.

But he didn't expect that Sun Xiang's reaction would be so violent, but he understood it quickly - being at the same table for a month was enough for him to understand the turbulent mood under Sun Xiang's calm surface.

He wanted to laugh a little, but also sympathized a little.Sun Xiang's reaction was very reasonable: after all, Sun Xiang had such a strong self-esteem, slipping in the kitchen was not counted, and even kissing a guy whose pheromones repelled him was really enough for him to collapse.

I feel that if I don't change the subject, find a reason, say something like, are you okay, etc., to ease the embarrassment, Sun Xiang may be unable to get out in the state of continuous disconnection.

Wouldn't it be troublesome to explain the reason to Lu Boyuan and the others later on?As soon as this thought came up, Zhou Zekai couldn't help but frowned.

Oh, it seems that there is no need to deliberately find a reason.

"Sun Xiang, give way," Zhou Zekai sighed, "The pot is burnt."

TBC

Xiang: My first kiss! !

Kai: The sweet and sour short ribs are burnt....