[Football] Psychological experiment

Messi, who was completely crushed by Alves on the street, felt that he was really going to vomit this time, and probably after this crushing, he would never vomit again on the court because of the psychological pressure of playing football It's nothing compared to what it is now.Alves got up in a hurry, and accidentally hit Messi twice with his butt and elbow in the middle, which almost made their offensive core faint in the middle of the league.

Neymar's "coincidence" made Alves who fell to the ground realize that he had to find an excuse to cover up the coincidence. Because he had a human cushion, he took the lead in slowing down and stretched out a hand to Messi. Acting exaggeratedly asked: "Leo, what a surprising coincidence, you are also hanging out on this street!"

He winked at Messi, but the little Argentine king was so dizzy that he didn't get the hint from Alves at all. He didn't even see who hit him, so he muttered in a low voice: "Dani, what is it? What is pulling you? Good dark reads; reborn just to love you! You haven't come in for a long time, we are all worried about you, xavi said that you may have lost your way after being separated from the carnival crowd, Or being dragged to a nightclub by Ney..."

Messi is like this. When he is nervous, he likes to mutter and talk continuously, so that Neymar, whose head is slower to react, can get to the point where there is a party today.Alves hated iron and steel, quickly covered his mouth, and changed the subject loudly: "How could I get separated, besides, since Ney fell in love with him, where has he been to a nightclub. Look, isn't he here?"

Messi finally heard clearly, squinting his eyes carefully at the black mass standing next to Alves.It wasn't until Neymar took the initiative to take off his hood that he realized what mistake he had just made, and quickly made amends: "Yes, yes, it's really a coincidence. I was walking on this street at night, and I didn't expect to meet you."

walk?Neymar's doubts were clearly written on his face. Messi lived in the same neighborhood with him, and it was obvious that he would not take such a long walk for a walk.Alves also noticed this, and racked his brains to think about how to smoothly tell the lie that he was going home with Messi—their homes were not in the same direction at all.

At this moment, no matter how smart Neymar was, he could guess that they had something to hide from him. He stood on the side of the street in black, frowning and thinking for a while, while the two teammates stood aside silently as if they were waiting for a trial.As long as a century, Neymar said "hmm" and asked: "Aren't you discussing how to celebrate Sasha's baptism?"

"er..." While Messi was still hesitating, Alves had already said "yes" three times, and instantly thought of blaming Pique for this matter: "Gerard said that you would definitely not want to participate in sasha christening because you're a possessive ass teammate."

Messi opened his eyes wide in horror, tugged on Alves' sleeves, and hinted at him with his mouth and eyes, how could he just tell the person Pique's private complaints.

Neymar pondered for a while, shrugged and said: "Well, I have to say, what Gerard said is very reasonable, I hope you can give him a good idea, don't get involved in that." He was obsessed with letting Alves have a drink with him, but returned to the car and left.

There was no one in the huge villa, and the water surface of the swimming pool had a cool luster.When Neymar walked by the edge of the pool, dots of spots flickered in it, which suddenly made him feel a little cold.No matter how strong the desire for monopoly is, what's the point of Li Tianyue's abandoning him? She will always put work and research first.

He entered from the semi-open-air small living room, and turned on the lights of the whole villa through the master control, which finally made the place not so lonely, and at the same time completely stunned him under the eaves.A curled up figure was submerging itself in the pillows and blankets, only revealing a small face, sleeping soundly.

It's unbelievable that she didn't tell him when she came back today.

Neymar stepped forward and picked her up easily, ready to place her upstairs.Li Tianyue woke up suddenly, raised his head and slapped his palm on his face.It's her usual way of judging a situation when she's not wearing her glasses, as if touching her skin makes her feel more secure.

"It's me, why didn't you tell me when you came back, and let me pick you up?"

Gaining a sense of security, Li Tianyue nestled her head into his arms and said lazily, "surprise..."

Neymar had no choice but to think of what he said before leaving more than ten days ago, so he boldly hugged her to his room.Li Tianyue, who was put on the big soft bed with a satisfied expression, nestled in the middle, unfolded her usual bad sleeping position, stretched one leg to the side of the bed, and stretched one hand up to grab the corner of the pillow.

Looking at his girlfriend who returned to sleep in a blink of an eye, Neymar stood by the bed in distress and helplessness for a while, deciding whether to shake her awake and ask her if she wanted to have sex.When he came back from the shower, he found that Li Tianyue had changed his posture again. He gathered his hands in front of his chest and tightly held the sheet hanging from the edge of the bed. He was hanging on the edge, and would fall to the floor if he moved a little.

Neymar hurriedly half-embraced her and moved towards the middle. Although Li Tianyue persisted in holding the sheet, which caused some of the mattress to be exposed, at least he could share the bed with her. The little Brazilian king couldn't care less, after lying on the bed He put one arm around her waist and turned her sideways to embed her in his arms.He didn't expect that he would be a human bodyguard, but Li Tianyue's slightly slender body fits perfectly against him, miraculously satisfying, and he doesn't even want to... No, sex is still an eternal pursuit reads; Troubled Times Amazing.

The first experience of sleeping under a quilt actually made Neymar sleep until dawn, and he didn't even notice when Li Tianyue broke free from his arms to make breakfast.While he was sitting on the bed and meditating, the bedroom door was creaked open, and Li Tianyue's head stuck in: "Come down quickly, you're going to train today, aren't you?"

It's been a long time since we reunited and didn't do anything, so we have to go to training. Neymar is very unhappy.

After arriving at the training ground, his anger collided with Crescencio's, and the explosion emitted a destructive gas.Li Tianyue's mentor was putting his old friend Enrique's shoulders on the shoulders, loudly expressing his dissatisfaction: "A young girl, after returning to Barcelona, ​​did not go back to her home, did not report to the teacher, but went to Looking at her flirtatious star boyfriend, is there any reason for this!"

His decibel levels tell the stadium that he's not happy with his student's boyfriend.Neymar was doing stretching exercises on the lawn. After hearing this, he found that his teammates who were stretching around him looked over.Alves opened his mouth exaggeratedly, lowered his voice and said, "What are you doing, haven't you dealt with the professor yet?"

"Actually, I think it's probably going to be the hardest part of our relationship." Given that sex doesn't seem like a problem anymore.

Alves raised his eyebrows, "Oh, so you have been recognized by your father?"

"Don't remind me of this!"

In short, amidst Crescencio's malicious indiscriminate attacks and his teammates' troubles, Neymar's training session was very difficult. Fortunately, Li Tianyue was willing to sit on the sidelines and let him take a look from time to time.

After the training, employees from the public relations department and the news center came to summon them, saying that they would start recording a New Year greeting video for Chinese fans.Every Barcelona first-team player is assigned a four-letter phrase, which they learn to say in front of the camera, no matter how bad their monophonic pronounciation is.

Neymar quickly learned the "Happy Chinese New Year" he was assigned, and he proudly attributed this to the tacit understanding between himself and Li Tianyue.But he soon stopped laughing, because Suarez's "Financial Resources" was so difficult that it almost broke his tongue.Li Tianyue taught him word by word. Whenever Suarez opened his mouth wide, his teeth would scare off the nearby staff, except for Neymar who was waiting for him to open his mind.

The team members finished speaking their four-character phrases in front of the camera one by one. Messi was the one who made his finale appearance.Li Tianyue, who heard it outside the camera, turned his head to look at him in surprise, and gave him a thumbs up.Messi only thought that Li Tianyue was praising him, and smiled shyly.

After a while, Messi went to the sweaty Suarez and asked Li Tianyue, who was teaching: ", can you type a Chinese message on my mobile phone to send Chinese New Year greetings to Chinese fans?"

"Ah, of course, wait for Luis to finish recording this part, okay?"

Messi nodded and stood by to join the crowd watching Suarez's stupidity, but Neymar stared at him hard, looking terrible.Messi stood a little farther away from Neymar calmly, and shouted cheers to Suarez by the way.

The Uruguayan had the urge to kill himself. After practicing in sweat for a long time, he finally spoke in a way that Li Tianyue could understand, even though he knew what he wanted to say in advance.

Standing in front of the camera, Suarez took a deep breath as if he was on the battlefield, smiled, worked hard to exercise the muscles on his cheeks, and spoke word by word in non-standard Chinese: "in, source, mine, Enter."

Li Tianyue took the lead in applauding, and the onlookers and staff were stunned for a moment, and then followed suit.Suarez finally showed a sincere smile, touched the back of his head, and thanked Li Tianyue for his patient support.

"Our family is just too patient." Neymar complained enviously.When will she be able to treat Suarez and Messi with the same cruelty that the autumn wind sweeps the fallen leaves as she did to him?

Seeing that Messi is still begging Li Tianyue to help tweet like a school-age child who is not ashamed to ask, Neymar puts on his peaked cap and decides to achieve great harmony in his life tonight.