[Football] Psychological experiment

"We didn't fight!"

The heads of Zhuang Yan and Neymar shook at the same frequency like a rattle drum, and no elementary school student who received criticism would be more sincere than them.In contrast, Li Tianyue's serious questioning is exactly the same as the elementary school teacher who catches late students.

"Okay, good boys, let's eat." She accepted their defense and smiled.Experiments have proved that appropriate positive teaching methods are very helpful in domesticating children. It is difficult to say who is more mature, Zhuang Yan or Neymar, and they have no way to establish a control group.

During the whole meal, whenever Zhuang Yan spoke to Li Tianyue with a mysterious smile, Neymar would stand on his head with hairs all over his body, his heart raised in his throat, and he was always ready to explain his abnormal behavior.But until the last moment when he stepped out of the door, Zhuang Yan had no intention of betraying him.Just when Neymar was so grateful and ready to sing carols to him, Li Tianyue stepped from the door to the door, waved and said, "See you tomorrow, ney."

See you tomorrow?

Neymar's silly expression obviously entertained the solemnity very well. He covered his mouth and snickered behind Li Tianyue. In stark contrast to this, Li Tianyue hardly changed his expression. She nodded affirmatively and explained: "I have to send Going home majestically, and seriously, a day of patient care games is enough, I had a lot of fun and had good dreams."

Neymar, who was completely shocked by these words, stayed where he was, thinking between "Should I apologize" and "How should I apologize", until a soft lip pressed his cheek, he suddenly woke up Ban grabbed her arm and asked, "Aren't you angry?"

"Of course, I know you want to spend more time with me. The heroine is rampant." Then she raised the corners of her lips, "It seems that people who don't often lie will be more convincing when they lie, aha. Don't worry, I will also I'll tell you a story, how about "Snow White" next time?"

Neymar curled his lips and gave her a big hug, "Remember to come and see me tomorrow. Also, I really have a slight leg pain, so I dare not drive you home. Be careful on the way back."

After hearing this conversation, Zhuang Yan was shocked from ear to ear.Well, did he guess that maybe Li Tianyue had already seen that Neymar was pretending to be sick, but he cooperated with him and told stories?Are you serious?

Never underestimate a woman in love.Majestic didn't know what was going on, and realized that Li Tianyue must have been trapped by Neymar. After all, in their childhood life of more than 20 years, she had never paid so much for any man other than his father.

In the weekend's La Liga, Neymar was resurrected with full blood as Enrique said, helping the team beat Deportivo 4-0.Thank God, Zhuang Yan finally left Barcelona, ​​which made Neymar proudly and Li Tianyue get tired of it for a while.

Next, the Copa del Rey double-killed Atletico Madrid in two rounds, reversed Villarreal at home, and followed Real Madrid by 1 point.By February, Qatar Airways invited Messi, Suarez, Neymar, Piqué, Puyol and Iniesta to shoot the commercial.Li Tianyue had no interest in the shooting scene, but Neymar strongly asked her to accompany the shooting.

There is no way, whoever makes children need to be coaxed.

Neymar's role is mainly at the airport, playing a young man on vacation in Barcelona, ​​wearing a Hawaiian-style floral shirt, meeting and smiling at Pique, who is responsible for stamping at the security checkpoint.Messi is a taekwondo coach, Suarez is a cowboy, Puyol is a passerby who smashes a falling flower pot with a header on the street, and Iniesta is a successful elite who flies in business class.And then for some magical reason, they ended up playing for Barcelona at the Camp Nou.

Li Tianyue was very puzzled by this weird plot. First of all, Puyol's head-butting flowerpot plot that ignores the acceleration of gravity is anti-scientific enough, let alone the sudden transformation of the parallel world plot.Fortunately, this 2-minute commercial has a fast pace. It is estimated that the audience only needs to see the faces and skills of the stars to be satisfied.

When Neymar arrived at the airport, it really caused a sensation. The filming team had set up tripods, lifting brackets, cameras, reflectors, track cameras and other necessary equipment in front of the selected security checkpoint. The fans were blocked outside the cordon and soon cause traffic jams.You should know that the airport is not like an ordinary road or residential area, and you can clear the scene according to the needs of the shooting.

Li Tianyue was sitting on a portable chair marked with Neymar's signature, flipping through Kahneman's "Heuristics and Prejudice: The Psychology of Intuitive Judgment" boredly, and the fans around the cordon were chatting far away. She heard Someone mentions her name at least every 1 minute.

"Hey, are you okay with Ney recently?"

For Kahneman's sake, if it is just a little boring to shoot commercials with Pique, then it is definitely God's punishment to shoot commercials with Pique.Talking is the most prominent feature of Pique. When Neymar took his personal shots, Pique, who arrived early and finished his makeup, just sat on the portable chair next to Li Tianyue and kept trying to stir up the topic.

"In short, we are currently giving Sasha a membership in the Barcelona Club, but the time for the baptism has not yet been set. Because Shaki and I are always taking care of Sasha in Milan, they are still having a little temper recently, and they don't eat well, I heard Said that you are very good at taking care of children, if you have time, why don't you come to our house, blablabla..."

Yes, Pique is such a chatterbox, and the recent birth of his second son has exacerbated his tendency.And he can say things like asking to help take care of the children, which is a level higher than Neymar's familiarity.

"For children, mother's love is the most important." Her subtext is that instead of seeking help from a psychologist here, it is better for Shakira to turn down some performances to accompany Milan and Sasha.

Neymar, who was filmed not far away, kept turning her head and peeking at her reads;The scene he is shooting now is seeing a couple drop a small bag after the security check, and then kick it back onto their luggage trolley with fancy ball skills. In just a few seconds, it takes three shots to meet the director's requirements.He was able to rest for a while and prepare for the next shot with Piqué.

Li Tianyue wanted to stand up and give him the seat, but Neymar pressed her shoulder first, and kissed her on the cheek in public, his eyes were full of love.The assistant of the filming team quickly took out another portable chair. Neymar just wanted to sit down, but changed his mind in a blink of an eye, "Come on, sit here."

During the one month with Neymar, Li Tianyue became more and more guessing about his thoughts.So under Peake's puzzled gaze, she moved her position, spread out the "Psychology of Intuitive Judgment", and lowered her head into the ocean of words.

Neymar managed to sit between the two of them, showed Pique a smile with eight teeth, and asked him: "What were you talking about just now?"

Pick came to his senses and snorted contemptuously.After getting a girl, he actually forgot about his teammate who worked hard. Come on, he has a wife, and the other party is the Latin queen Shakira, so he has no interest in Li Tianyue.But Neymar didn't notice this fact at all, and his right hand was still vigilantly stopping in front of Li Tianyue.

"We are talking, can you please come and help me see Milan..."

"No, the schedule is very full, isn't it?" Neymar said, spreading his arms more exaggeratedly, slanting around Li Tianyue's waist, and rubbing her nose affectionately in the public.

Not to mention how heinous this behavior of apparently abandoning his teammates is, just talking about his open show of affection, wouldn't it make a restrained person like Li Tianyue abandon him in an instant?

Under Pique's surprised gaze, Li Tianyue smiled at Neymar, helped him straighten the collar of his Hawaiian shirt, and said, "Be careful to rub your makeup on."

There is no mistake!Pique desperately searched Li Tianyue's noble and glamorous appearance on the court before, and then found that in fact, she was still so expressionless until yesterday's training.Can a person really be so schizophrenic in front of different people?

And Neymar obviously automatically interpreted Pique's probing eyes as envy. Just at this time, the director's assistant called them over to shoot, Neymar kissed Li Tianyue's cheek again, and then walked to the security checkpoint with Pique, "Our house is very cute ,Right!"

"Here...you see there are so many fans around here, she can make out with you without caring. I heard before that Chinese girls dare not kiss in public." Pique's concept of Chinese people is obviously still feudal era.

"That's what you said in the books I read!" Neymar was also very unreliable when reading those messy books. "It's different from other girls. I found that it has nothing to do with blood and nationality. She just doesn't care about other people's opinions."

His invisible tail is raised high, "I only care about a very limited number of people!"

"Okay, okay, who doesn't know that he cares about you!" Pique was speechless, he just wanted to hurry up to finish filming the commercial and go back to meet his Shakira.The fans behind took out their mobile phones to take selfies together. Originally, most of their targets were Pique and Neymar, but since the nasty scene just now, many fans turned their cameras on Li Tianyue.

And she kept her head down and read her book seriously, and occasionally looked up in Neymar's direction.Such a quiet temperament has amazed many fans, posting photos on Twitter——

- Neymar's new love is so temperamental, amazing~

-The book she read is so difficult, a page captured by a telephoto lens

- the worst kiss I've ever seen!I'm a fan of Neymar and I must say he's still suitable for a supermodel!

……

"!" Neymar's magnified face suddenly appeared in front of Li Tianyue. He looked quite aggrieved. He pointed to Gerard, who was sitting at the security checkpoint and was acting as a staff member, and said, "There is a scene that I can't shoot, you have to help I."