[Football] Psychological experiment

Li Tianyue received a text message from Neymar as soon as he landed and turned on the phone. This feeling of being cared about all the time is quite novel to Li Tianyue.She sent a text message in the past, but unexpectedly did not receive a reply for a long time.According to the experience of the past week, it can be said that the Internet-addicted teenager Neymar never leaves his mobile phone.At this moment, it was nearly an hour's drive from the airport to the apartment, and there was no movement on the phone, which made Li Tianyue a little restless.

Crescencio gave the returning disciple a big hug, but accidentally touched her uneasy expression, and hurriedly asked, "What happened?"

"Huh?" Li Tianyue was still immersed in the speculation about why Neymar didn't reply to the text message. When she heard the teacher's question, she was slightly taken aback before saying, "It's nothing."

Crescencio looked her up and down suspiciously, but Li Tianyue's frozen expression could be said to be flawless, and the uneasiness just now was swept away.

"Okay, so you're going to sleep to beat the jet lag?"

Li Tianyue pressed the corner of his forehead wearily, nodded and entered the door.She also let go of things that she couldn't figure out very quickly. Anyway, it's not a big problem, so I'd better go to bed first.

And Neymar, who was struggling with how to reply in this way, finally convinced himself with the reason of "maybe jet lag", and only replied one [see you in the sports city tomorrow], and ran to exercise sadly.Nadine saw that he finally calmed down, and then went to the kitchen to start preparing dinner.It seems that her son is completely hopeless, and it may be a wise choice to prepare a gift for the bride earlier.

The Internet group of Barcelona players was beeping. Neymar, who jumped off the treadmill, picked it up and found that they had posted more than 100 messages, saying that Messi was sold by the Spanish media again. , Many media are saying that he is about to join Chelsea, and they are well-founded.The teammates turned on the mocking mode one after another, and everyone called Messi again.And Xiaotuanzi, who was finally released, said very blankly that his father was operating these things, anyway, he wanted to stay in Barcelona, ​​and he didn't care about anything else.

Iniesta sent a sentence of "good job" and a thumbs up emoji, but was quickly swiped by Pique's series of hahahahaha: [How could leo transfer, the last time he broke the La Liga personal score The ball record award hasn't been awarded yet! ]

Messi: [Not because of this...]

Neymar replied speechlessly: [Leo, you have been with Gerard for so many years, and you still take his jokes so seriously. ]

There was another hahahahaha in the group, Neymar was dizzy, and took the time to ask what was going on, and what ideas they had thought.Unexpectedly, the group became quiet all of a sudden, forming a strange and stark contrast to the commotion just now.Neymar stared at the screen for a full 5 minutes, and finally a reply popped up, or Suarez who hadn't participated in the discussion at all just now: [What?What have you prepared? ]

Seeing this, Pique quietly sent him a private message: [You came back late, and I haven't had time to tell you, we have a big plan!Don't call him back, I'll call you! ]

Suarez was a little puzzled why he didn't call directly, but he was relieved when he thought that there were many Internet-addicted teenagers in the team.

On the other side, Neymar waited anxiously, ready to start calling his teammates one by one reads; the end of summer when the autumn wind blows.Messi, who received the call first, was identified as the most bully person. He hesitated for a long time, and finally said something: "Ney, don't blame me!" When I wanted to fight, I found that I had been blacklisted.

It turns out that the one who looks the most bully is actually the most cruel_(:3)∠)_

After a round of phone calls, no one was willing to talk about the plan.It was the first time that Neymar discovered that Pique really had the potential to be the chairman, and he actually made his always talkative teammates so united and unanimously treated him.There is no way, he can only look forward to it with anxiety, hoping that the IQ of his teammates will generally rise by a level.

Neymar, who was worried, arrived at the sports city early the next morning. As soon as he arrived at the door of the locker room, Pique pulled him into the room, and the latter carried out a familiar creature.Neymar stared at those big round eyes for three seconds, and then said "Wow", the first sound came from the black cat scratching him with all its fur, and the second sound came from his face. The scream after the three red marks.

"Why did you bring meow?"

"Little meow?" Busquets chanted this nickname, with a long face to match such a cute speech, and Rakitic next to him burst into tears and laughed.

"That's a nickname I got. Isn't this the uncle's cat at Camp Nou? I remember that I gave it back to him after I caught it last time. What are you doing here?"

Pique put the black cat with its teeth and claws on the ground, and let it jump up and down freely in the locker room, "This is the foreign aid I invited for you. It will definitely be useful for people who love children and small animals!"

"We agree!" The other teammates raised their hands at the same time in a negotiated rhythm.Only Messi shrank into the corner. He didn't want Neymar to know that he and Pique had betrayed the information about Meow.

"But Xiao Miao lived in my house for a while before, and I haven't seen me often." Neymar covered the three red marks on his face, grinning his teeth in pain.

Peake gave him a sympathetic look, "It seems that you don't like small animals. Who said that the black cat is going to your house. Today is its 5th birthday. We are going to invite you to hold a birthday party for it."

To hold a birthday party for the cat...Peak's creativity and imagination really break through the sky, why doesn't he go to the sky?

When Neymar was speechless, he nodded in agreement.Pique laughed twice, and swallowed the rest of the words in his stomach.In fact, they have a side plan - each drink a glass of wine, a dozen teammates will definitely get her drunk.The reason why I didn't tell Neymar is because if the incident happens, I can still leave him innocent, and see how righteous my buddies are to him.

Pique was immersed in his wit, and fed the black cat deliciously. Under the eyes of his teammates, he told the black cat affectionately: "Little meow, let us prove ourselves together and achieve The value of human life and cat life!"

Li Tianyue, who came to the training ground to correct the equipment, felt that the Barcelona players looked at her strangely, while Neymar grinned as always and waved to her.Taking advantage of the gap between the training sessions, Harvey came to invite Li Tianyue to the Black Cat's birthday party. As an old man in the team, he was very tired of Pique's nonsense behavior.However, he is also very clear that with Neymar's current level of insanity, even if a drunk Li Tianyue is in front of him, he will not dare to do anything, at most he will get a welfare to send him home.But this is enough for the Brazilians to be happy. After all, the Barcelona players all know that Crescencio is not an ordinary protector of his doctoral students, and it is not easy to get close to his home.

"Does Xiaomiao have a party too? Will its owner attend?"

"er..." Harvey, who is not good at lying, stood there in a daze for a long time, unable to figure out how to explain why the black cat's owner didn't attend its birthday party.Pique looked anxiously, and came out with a head, and replied graciously: "Sanchez is too old, and he said that he would not make trouble with young people. I hope we will take good care of Xiaomei."

"It turns out that its real name is Xiaomiao." Li Tianyue showed a suddenly realized expression.

Neymar looked at it from the side, but the iron fist of reason restrained him in his heart, asking him to be reserved and reserved.Pique got confused, he wouldn't say that they all followed Neymar, wouldn't that be exposed?

Crescencio heard that Li Tianyue was going to attend a cat's birthday party, but felt that the amateur life of these stars was too monotonous, either clubbing or fooling around with female stars. Now that I think about it, it's relatively healthy to hold a birthday party for a cat. The gameplay reads; the cute emperor is the only favorite, but the charming wife is too arrogant.But he ignored a problem, and it was also a problem that he would regret in the future - if there is a party at night, who will send Li Tianyue home?

The independent Li Tianyue certainly didn't need anyone to take her home, at least she thought so before sitting at the banquet table.This birthday party was quite formal, not only booked a small banquet hall in a nearby hotel, but also prepared a three-layer birthday cake for Xiao Miao, cut a whole layer for it and put it on a plate, let it Enjoy on a separate small table.

Li Tianyue stroked its soft and smooth black fur, scratched its chin, and then went back to the long table and sat down.She was going to implement the food-eating policy without saying a word and listening to the chats of the Barcelona players, but who knew that the focus suddenly focused on her in the blink of an eye.The reason was that Harvey stood up and offered to have a drink with her to thank her for her contribution to maintaining the psychological stability of the players.

Although this time they are mainly here to collect data and help Barcelona players fall into the secondary part, Li Tianyue is not unreasonable.When I used to go out with Crescencio to socialize in the academic circle, few people would force the old professor to drink, and she followed suit to avoid trouble.Occasionally, when she needs a drink, she just drinks it lightly.

Li Tianyue, who had never tasted drunkenness, didn't feel any repulsion towards drinking, so he nodded and just had a drink.Then things got a little strange. Iniesta, Messi, Busquets, the second, third, and fourth captains joined together and said they would drink along.Li Tianyue thought that after drinking with the three captains, there would be a reason to stop, but when she raised her glass to drink the second cup, she felt a little dizzy.Before she could realize that this was a sign of drunkenness, after drinking the third cup, she felt as if she was floating lightly in the air, and she couldn't use any strength, and she was spinning around when she moved.

Pique stared at Li Tianyue, who was lying on the table with his forehead resting on his arms, in amazement, and murmured suspiciously, "Are you drunk?"

Busquets, who had not yet had his turn, put down the tall glass, stretched his neck to look at it, pointed to his face and said, "Her face is so red, she is really drunk, but this kind of glass has such a small capacity, she is actually drunk." Yes, the capacity for alcohol is not so bad."

"What are you talking about?" Neymar, who was reserved from the beginning to the end, stood up from the end of the long table, walked to Li Tianyue, squatted down to check her situation, but was softly grabbed by the corner of her clothes.Li Tianyue raised her head, her glasses were hanging obliquely on the tip of her nose, perhaps because she felt that it was affecting her vision, she took them off with her other hand and threw them on the table.The head fell down and hit Neymar's abdomen straight.

The little Brazilian king hurriedly supported the back of her head, so anxious that he didn't know what to do, and glanced at his teammates.

Pique rolled his eyes, "Why don't you send people home quickly? What's the use of watching us?"

Neymar held Li Tianyue's back with one hand as if he was awakened, and put one hand on her knee, and easily hugged her horizontally, and nodded to his teammates, "Then eat and drink first, and I will send you home. "

The black cat jumped down from its little table, with a lot of cream still on the cat's face.It swayed around Neymar's feet resentfully, and then meowed twice.

Suarez was surprised, "This little cat still misses you."

"It is reluctant." Neymar moved his arms cautiously, so that Li Tianyue's face was facing his chest, and his hands were naturally retracted in front of his chest, before he lifted his feet and walked towards the door of the banquet hall.

The Barcelona players who can finally enjoy the food are full of a sense of accomplishment, but also sigh.

"It's really cheap and much better than expected to get drunk," Mascherano said.

Pique pushed the butter away, took a bite of the cake, and announced triumphantly: "The battle was successful, I'm such a dedicated and good teammate... Aww!" Looking in Ke's direction, the black cat flicked its tail leisurely and disappeared between his trouser legs and the tablecloth.

The night wind was bleak, and Neymar, who was standing at the entrance of the hotel, was waiting for the waiter to drive his car over. Li Tianyue in his arms opened his eyes ignorantly and smiled foolishly at him.