[Football] Psychological experiment

From Li Tianyue's meeting with acquaintances, Neymar has been keenly aware that her focus has always been on his stomach.She was not surprised by the fact that she was pregnant, that is to say, they had been in touch in recent months, so the relationship between this girl and Li Tianyue should be very good?

"This is a friend I met at the World Cup in Brazil, Leung." Li Tianyue introduced the three people next to him, and after greeting them, he unconsciously glanced at Neymar, probably because of his Dressed like a stalker.

Li Tianyue was hesitant to introduce Neymar to her, but the other party had already changed the subject in a considerate manner: "Is Xiaoyue also coming to the science fiction exhibition today? I didn't expect you to be interested in this."

"I came with the children."

The conversations between the two came and went in Chinese, and Neymar couldn't understand at all next to him, and he felt more and more miserable.And Luca, who was loved so much just now, felt the gap at first, and his small heart was also bitter and unconvinced.

But soon Li Tianyue's attitude became serious, and her face was as straight as that of a head teacher, "Xiao Xiao, you are already 5 months old. If you look pregnant like this, you can't rule out the possibility of having twins. Are you going to come out alone? Benzema Woolen cloth?"

Liang Xiaoxiao stuck out her tongue when she heard the words, "I came out secretly. I told him to accompany me to the science fiction exhibition yesterday, but he insisted that there were too many people in the exhibition center, so I wouldn't allow him to accompany me. I could only pretend to obediently agree. He, when he went out to have a party with them today, I took the opportunity to run out reads; [Black Basket Akashi] team, kneel down!."

It's so capricious...Speaking of it, Li Tianyue always felt that Liang Xiaoxiao married too early and gave birth to a baby at the age of 19. As a mother, she would be very immature.Uh, so speaking of it, the captain of the Brazilian national team next to him seems to be a father at this age.

"Then Benzema will be very anxious if he doesn't see you when he goes back." Li Tianyue continued to persuade with a stern face, but it didn't work because his face was too paralyzed.

Neymar realized that the conversation between the two in front of him was at a stalemate, so he hurriedly pushed his beloved son out and gave Li Tianyue a look.She understood immediately, and introduced the cute and handsome Luca to Liang Xiaoxiao, which really caught the attention of the mother-to-be.Neymar took the opportunity to pull Li Tianyue aside and asked her what was going on.

"Hey, don't you know her?" After asking this, Li Tianyue suddenly thought that maybe Neymar really didn't know Liang Xiaoxiao at all.First of all, she herself saw the news on Weibo because she paid attention to domestic news in China; secondly, Real Madrid and Barcelona are in the same situation, and it is impossible for Neymar to pay attention to Benzema's r or ins; After Xiao was exposed, the Brazilian national team has never played against the French national team.

She immediately added: "She is Benzema's new wife. She was pregnant during the World Cup. I don't know if you have any impression of this news. In fact, I wanted to do an experiment on her at that time, so I found out that she was pregnant."

Neymar looked at her in amazement, with a face of "what the hell are you talking about".It's really insane to experiment on such a girl who looks like a middle school student.And shouldn't Benzema be 27? Is it really good to attack middle school students?

What is not easy is that after running through thousands of African alpacas in his heart, the little Brazilian king can still calmly come up with a clear way: "I think, you should call Benzema quickly and let him pick it up." people."

Li Tianyue rolled his eyes at him. Neymar, who received the signal of contempt, was still very happy to wave the flag in his heart at this time, because Li Tianyue's behavior without a sense of distance is enough to prove that she does not reject him, and even treats him like one of her own The expression of emotion——/(tot)/Although it is very m to think so.

"I thought of this when I saw her, but the problem is that I don't have Benzema's phone and I don't cooperate."

This is a problem, and Neymar realized that he had to take care of it himself.He glanced at Luca, who was surrounded by the atmosphere of red hearts, and his son's face seemed to be rubbed, so let him do that first.

The irresponsible dad pulls out his phone and finds Marcelo's number.

Fortunately, the favorite of the Real Madrid team answered quickly: "Karim's phone? You want his number, it's really strange." Marcelo was curious, but he was very eager to hear Neymar's voice. He only said that he would remember to tell me next time After passing by, he reported his number smoothly.

On the other side of Madrid, at Ronaldo's house, a small gathering of friends was going on.Benzema was sitting on pins and needles, looking at the party host Ronaldo with resentment in his eyes.No. 7 of Real Madrid wants to paraphrase the words of the defender of the arch-enemy. He has seen through everything, but he wants to come over with Benzema. Who made him show his affection in front of so many teammates outside the locker room after winning yesterday? Yes, show off your knitting.

Benzema has never regretted the matter of showing affection, after all, this is his daily life.It's just that he had a quarrel with Liang Xiaoxiao before going to bed yesterday, no, it was actually his unilateral pretending to be pitiful.Fearing that his wife would be in a bad mood, he thought twice and decided to give her some space to calm down during the day when he was not around.

But now he regrets it so much that he wants to beat James up!

Don't ask why James is lying down, because he is sitting next to Benzema happily eating snacks. In short, it is his fault that he is happy.

"Your cell phone is ringing." James pointed to his trouser pocket, reminding him kindly.

Benzema, who was immersed in his personal emotions, came back to his senses. When he looked at the screen, he found that the caller was from an unfamiliar number, and the place of ownership was still in Barcelona. Could it be the Barcelona fans who harassed him?

Benzema hung up without thinking.But the other party persisted and called over and over again. Just when he was about to hang up, an instant message popped up from the top of the screen, showing only the first two lines: "Benzema, your My wife is here, please hurry up..."

"F*ck reads; reborn high-ranking concubine! Xiaoxiao was kidnapped by Barcelona fans!" As soon as Benzema said this, all the Real Madrid stars present were taken aback.Bell pressed the pause of the live broadcast, turned his head and asked with concern: "What's going on, please calm down and explain clearly."

Benzema picked up the phone and howled at the unknown person on the other end: "Don't touch Xiaoxiao, say, what do you want? Money, how much, where to deliver? Wait, you don't want me to kick you Match-fixing?"

Because his volume was too loud, Neymar on the other side ran to the corner of the exhibition hall almost at a speed of [-] meters, covered the receiver, and avoided the possible actions of the surrounding tourists asking someone to arrest him.Li Tianyue went to the side to listen, while the Frenchman over there was still on the verge of collapse.

"I'm Neymar." The little Brazilian king introduced himself very calmly, "sjunior."

Benzema was stunned for three seconds, put down his phone and reported to his teammates: "Neymar kidnapped Xiaoxiao."

The Real Madrid stars collectively rolled their eyes, confirming that this must be their own striker's delusional victimization. They should play games, chat, and eat snacks...

"Hey, can you care a little bit!"

After a period of chaos, Neymar finally explained what happened with difficulty, and asked his opponent to come and pick up his pregnant wife as soon as possible.But Benzema repeatedly urged Liang Xiaoxiao to be kept, and it would be best to persuade her to sit down somewhere.Neymar speculated that he might be wearing a Bluetooth headset while driving, otherwise he would not have been able to put on the momentum of asking the star of his arch-enemy to memorize "[-] Precautions During Pregnancy".

He hung up the phone decisively and ended everything.Li Tianyue nodded, "You should have done this long ago."

The little Brazilian king began to think about life very philosophically.Speaking of it, I am just a 22-year-old child, and I shouldn't bear all this cruelty and malice from the big universe.

Their sneaky behavior finally caught Liang Xiaoxiao's attention. She held Luka suspiciously and asked if they were discussing something quietly.Li Tianyue was not good at deceiving people, so she frowned and thought about finding some reason to confuse her, lest Liang Xiaoxiao would have a rebellious mental attack during pregnancy and run away to another place.At this time, Neymar's eyes-opening and lying skills are fully activated: "We are discussing where to go for our honeymoon."

How about touching your conscience?

Li Tianyue couldn't think of anything to complain about, anyway, no one would believe such an outrageous excuse.But Liang Xiaoxiao was convinced with a look of surprise, "Are you married? Excuse me, who is this?"

Neymar giggled twice, temporarily untied the cover of an Arab girl, and asked, "Do you know me?"

"Ah, you are Neymar!" Liang Xiaoxiao covered her mouth cooperatively, "So that's how it is!"

What was it like?What did you realize?

I feel that my mentality and emotions are developing in a terrible direction, but I can't treat pregnant women with cold words and cold expressions.Calm down, Li Tianyue, the most important thing now is to stabilize Liang Xiaoxiao's emotions, otherwise it will affect the physical condition of the pregnant woman, and there will be very bad consequences.

Neymar's mood after being violently attacked by Benzema just now suddenly cleared up. He met Liang Xiaoxiao and talked about how he and Li Tianyue met, and his close history of pretending to be a mental patient.Pregnant women are inherently sentimental, Liang Xiaoxiao felt that this one-sided pursuit story was really sad for those who heard it, especially when Neymar said that he suppressed his sadness and sent Li Tianyue away to Madrid with a forced smile. Tears welled up, and she turned her head to persuade Li Tianyue: "Xiaoyue, although he was very fickle in the past, everyone has a chance to reform himself. There was a similar crisis of trust between Karim and me before..."

It's okay if I lost, didn't you see how happy Neymar was smiling when you turned your head.

Li Tianyue resisted the urge to swear, and decided not to visit Liang Xiaoxiao even if she gave birth to a child in the future.Because since there are such stupid parents, the child must not be normal.