[Comprehensive British and American] Avengers Parenting Manual

Joe sat with her head down on the edge of the bed staring at her fingers in a daze. Her hands were mixed together, and the thumb of one hand was constantly rubbing against the back of the other hand.She was wearing a one-piece black leather jacket and a pair of matching boots of the same color on her feet, which were specially customized for her by Romanov and Lairte. The snake one is better.Her usual loose hair was also tied into a ponytail and fixed behind her head, but it was obvious that she had grabbed it with her hands.

She suddenly took a deep breath and blinked to regain her senses. She tilted her head and dug out Stark's earphones that kept sending out "Test Test Test" from her ears and pinched them in her hands.As soon as she stood up, she caught sight of a few knives and a gun that Laierte gave her. Laierte's meaning was very clear. Although few people could approach her according to Joe's ability, she still had to do it Prepare for prevention.

"How about it, are you ready?" Joe, who had just fastened the knife to the small belts on his legs and picked up the gun in one hand and was about to tuck it in the back of his waist, heard Barnes' voice from the door.She turned her head to look, and the rushing person nodded.

Barnes came in and stood in front of Joe, who had to look up into his eyes.Seeing Barnes staring at her for a few seconds, he suddenly raised his lips and smiled, then leaned over and planted a kiss on her forehead before she could react: "Good girl."

Joe blinked and said nothing, but when Barnes backed away, he also took a step back and looked at him appraisingly.It's just that her expression didn't last long when someone flicked her forehead forcefully. Barnes stretched his body and looked at Joe as if nothing happened: "Let's go."

"Yeah." Joe responded this time, and originally wanted to follow behind Barnes, but the man turned sideways and raised an eyebrow at her, as if he wanted her to go ahead.She pursed her lips, couldn't help but asked after taking a step, "Bucky, what's the matter with you recently?"

"Huh? Why do you ask that?" Barnes followed her out of the room.

As Joe walked forward, he turned back to look at him, and the previous indifferent look was completely replaced by a kind of confusion and confusion.Barnes couldn't help laughing at the way she wanted to speak but didn't know what to say, raised his eyebrows and smiled a little badly: "Want to know?"

The woman's eyes lit up immediately and she nodded repeatedly.

"Then why don't we make a bet." Barnes stopped, and when he saw Joe, he immediately stopped and turned his head to look at him curiously. This well-behaved look made Barnes somewhat speechless.He pursed his lower lip, thought for a moment or shook his head, and pushed Jo on the forehead slightly when she wanted to protest.

Joe, who was pushed backwards and had to take a step back to support his body, was immediately diverted. She followed Barnes and looked at him dissatisfiedly: "Why push me?"

"Because you're so obedient." Barnes walked forward without squinting, looked at the woman who frowned even more because of his answer, and didn't hide it, "You will make me look like I'm going to do something like this." A bad guy." Isn't that right, abducting little girls.

"...Why is betting bad?" Joe asked again after a moment of silence.

"Are you a hundred thousand why? I want to go." Barnes was impatient now, but he grabbed her back and held her in his arms, and he saw her still in the corner of his eye. When he was about to speak, the other hand stretched out and pinched her face and squeezed it in the middle.

The two walked into the living room so noisy.

"I said Bucky." Laiert was adjusting his gun, and when he turned his head and saw this scene, he frowned and smiled, "You don't dare to push you because of Joe, don't you be afraid of Joe, he has a tough body Let’s go.” The others who heard what Lairte said also turned their heads to look at the pair, but it was a pity that they didn’t see what Laiert saw, because Barnes had already let go when Laierte spoke. Joe.

Joe rubbed his face, not sure if it was red or not.Glancing at Barnes, Joe sat down next to Romanov, who was sitting with his legs crossed.Romanov gave her a funny look, then reached out and pinched her face: "How does it feel?"

"It's much better." Since Joe knew that she had misunderstood the whole thing, he would follow Romanov wherever he went. Others thought it was a little funny, but no one said it, because they all knew that it was Joe's own apology. Way—and this incident will be remembered by her forever. In Stark's words, Romanov got a little follower with a time limit of a lifetime.

Of course, Barnes doesn't allow this, but who cares if he allows it or not.

After Steve changed his combat uniform and went downstairs, he found that everyone was ready. Even Joe sat quietly between Romanov and Lairte, watching him silently.His gaze scanned the faces of the silent people in the living room, and finally fell on Stark: "Ready?"

"Always prepare for battle." Stark raised the corners of his mouth at him with a smirk.

"Fine, so what are we waiting for?" Steve also raised the corner of his mouth, but obviously his smile was more sincere than Stark's, "The time has come to end this."

Joe, who was on the Avengers plane for the first time, did not look around abnormally, but sat quietly in a corner and watched the Avengers put their equipment on the fuselage one by one.Their pilots were Banner and Stark, and at Stark's order, the originally opened tail slowly closed.

Joe turned her head and looked through Lairte who was standing next to her to the white corridor that was slowly isolated from the black.While she was still in a daze, Laier reached out and touched her forehead lightly. Joe raised his eyes to look at her, and the latter hooked her lips to signal her not to worry.

She also raised her lips and smiled at Laierte, took a deep breath and slowly let out the tension and worry that she didn't know where she came from, then lowered her head slightly, hiding the coldness and murderous intent that welled up in her eyes after all this .

However, her negative emotions were shaken away by the heavy metal music playing in the cabin in less than three seconds. She raised her head in astonishment, and she opened her mouth slightly to look at Stark, who was facing away from her.Maybe it was because Joe moved too fast and expressed too much, and even Steve watched her unable to hold back the smile, and then raised his voice and said, "Tony, turn it off."

"Oh, I don't agree." Unsurprisingly, the one who stopped him was Lairte, who often sided with Stark to punish his boyfriend, "Everyone's emotions are a bit delicate now, and there are good vibes in heavy metal music. The rhythm that makes people excited, let everyone cheer up before the big battle." She smiled big, shaking her head with the music while talking.

"It won't be good if it's too high later." Barton raised his eyebrows and looked at Laerte. Joe noticed that his feet and body were beating rhythm with the music. When he turned his eyes, he saw Roman next to him. Nove blinked to himself.

It seems... not a bad thing?

The first time Joe went out on a mission was with the Hydra—it can be said that she was really in contact with the Hydra for the first time by herself. Hydra agents are not as happy as the Avengers.She turned left to see Barnes, who raised an eyebrow and smiled at her, and then to the right, to see Lyort, a brown-haired woman who sat and twisted her body.

After looking around, Joe's eyes fell on Steve, who had the same helpless expression on his face.

When the two looked at each other, Steve saw that Jola opened the corner of his mouth and smiled at him until he couldn't see it—sighed in his heart, sure enough, he was the only normal person in the Avengers.Originally adding Joe and the others could form a camp, but now Joe has obviously been abducted.

"Baron, it is detected that there are UFOs approaching along the route." The Hydra agent had tried his best to run over to tell Baron Strucker when he sensed something was wrong, but he did not expect that Baron Strucker didn't seem to panic at all. , just nodded after hearing the news.

"Baron, you're under attack along the route." Before Baron Strucker could speak, another Hydra agent ran over again with a flustered expression, "All weapons were destroyed in an instant."

"Joe is indeed on their side." Strack frowned, turned around and ordered without pause, "Let them both out."

"But the Baron, I'm afraid Castor and Lola haven't..." The person in charge of brainwashing the two agents frowned and wanted to say something, but was interrupted by the Baron with a wave of his hand and blocked him with a single sentence, forcing him to hold back all his opinions Stomach: "Do you have any good ways to stop Joe. By the way, call Wanda."

Over there, the Avengers never doubted Joe's ability, but they never thought that they would have such an idle fight.

As soon as Joe got off the plane, he blocked a shell that was coming towards them, and the moment he raised his eyes, he turned the trajectory of the shell and hit it back in the direction it came from.The successive explosions in the forest made the Avengers not know what expression to put on. Seeing that Joe finished the outermost row of shells and looked back at them innocently, Laiert took the lead in rubbing his hand. Rub Joe's head.

Then as soon as she raised her hand, several space holes in different scenes appeared in front of the various Avengers.

According to the original plan, Joe was in charge of dealing with the shells with the most lethality in the outer circle, and their respective battles followed.I have to say that Lairte's ability is really useful, at least the space holes of Steve, Barnes and Stark hit the laboratory inside Hydra.

"Well, this may be the easiest battle I've ever fought." Even Steve, who rarely jokes on the battlefield, was the first to speak, and he stepped into the space hole after speaking. Disappear.

"It's not." Stark and Barnes said in unison, and they also stepped into the space hole at the same time, but there was no one there.

Joe watched the others smile and walked into the space hole in front of him, and then nodded to Lairte's questioning gaze.Within a minute, the Avengers who were still standing around her had disappeared. She lowered her eyes slightly and took a deep breath, then opened her lips slightly to exhale foul air.

Castor and Lola belong to her, and the mission is clear.

Joe started walking into the forest.

She had already heard the sound of fighting from the earphone, and of course there were also the joking voices of two women, Lairte and Romanov, who were afraid of chaos in the world, but this did not arouse Joe. care about.She walked forward without looking sideways, and she didn't know how long she had walked, when she suddenly stopped.

Two people appeared in front of her.

"Hi, long time no see." Pietro is still the same as Joe looked before, but now he is obviously much more lively than before.Jo didn't understand how he changed so quickly, but it didn't stop her from nodding at him.

"So, we are in a hostile relationship." Pietro put his hands on his hips and watched Joe raise the corners of his mouth. The next second, he was suddenly pushed out by a strong force.Joe blinked and looked at Pietro, who was pushed to the ground and couldn't get up for a long time, and then looked at Casto, who was standing motionless beside him.

Castor was also looking at her.

"Remember me?" Joe asked, and the words of the question surprised Pietro.

Castor didn't speak, but when Joe wanted to speak again, the breath she exhaled formed a white trace in the air.Joe lowered his eyes to see the white traces dissipating in the air, and when he raised his eyes again, Casto was grabbed into the air, and Pietro, who was rushing over, was pushed out by Joe again.

But to Joe's astonishment, when she caught Casto in the air, the air centered on her began to freeze rapidly and gradually formed a circle.It's just that before the circle was fully formed, it was blasted from the inside, and the blasted ice fragments were held in mid-air. Joe raised his head and looked at Castor. In the ice wall erected by Castor.

After being pushed out by Joe for the third time, Pietro resolutely left the battlefield between Castor and Joe—he didn't play with Joe anymore, he couldn't play her.Thinking so, Pietro grabbed the arrow that Patton shot at the shell tower and punched him.

On the premise of being able to get close, he is still confident that he can beat someone.

The gray-haired man was caught by Joe and fixed in mid-air, unable to move, and after the ice puck he tried to surround Joe was exploded for the third time, the man finally calmed down.Joe raised his head and stared at him for a while and said slowly: "You said that you would stand by my side."

Casto glanced at her, raised his head and looked above himself, wondering what he was thinking.

"They brainwashed you, did they also wash Laura?" Seeing that he didn't want to talk to her, Qiao asked again, but her question seemed to sink into the sea without any response.Because Casto's attitude has already explained everything.

Now Joe was in a dilemma. Although she was reminded by the Avengers to be mentally prepared before she set off, she didn't know how to make people dizzy.Thinking of this, Joe suddenly reached out and took out the gun from his back to look at it. He raised his other hand and waved away the ice that formed near her. trigger.

It's just that she has never used a gun, and the end of pulling the trigger is that she herself was pushed back a small step, and Castor himself lowered his head and glanced at her without any expression.

Joe frowned, and suddenly reached out to hold the gun flat.Under her stare, the structure of the gun instantly fell apart, revealing the slender anesthetic needle inside.She raised her head again, and this time she didn't forget what she wanted to ask: "Where is Wanda, Castor."

What responded to her was the small ice particles that suddenly fell on her face. She was stunned for a moment, and Joe raised his head to look at the sky where the ice particles were constantly falling, and the exposed skin began to tighten—it was obvious that Castor was using his ability .With a sudden sigh, she slowly lowered Castor back to the ground, but she was still restraining him.

After a long silence, Joe spoke first.

"Do you want to kill me?" She looked at Casto because she finally saw her actions with her words, and stood still, "If you want to kill me, it is impossible to just change the weather. "Of course she didn't come up with these words by herself, and at this time she had to feel admiration for Lairte from her heart.

Sure enough, what Romanov said was right, there is no trick in the world that Agent Lairdt can't handle.

Hearing the slight smiles from different people on the earphone, Joe pursed her lips a little embarrassedly, but she still took a step forward and approached Castor as Laiert taught her, her eyes fixed on him. Stowe's light-colored eyes: "You know you can't kill me."

"I didn't receive the mission to kill you." This was the first sentence Casto said after seeing her again, and Joe quickly pulled out a strategy from his mind on how to deal with this situation: "Then you just want to Delaying time?" Although she didn't quite understand the relationship between killing her and delaying time.

"Yes." The turning of Castor's gaze did not escape Joe's attention, but before she could turn around, the scene in front of her shook quickly.

When she came back to her senses, Casto, who had been caught by her, had disappeared.She froze for a long time before slowly turning her head, her gaze slowly sweeping across the barren land around her.It was quiet all around, and there was no sound coming from her earphones.

Suddenly, her eyes fixed on a person lying on the ground.

"No..." She lightly touched her palate with her tongue, and said silently.She stared wide-eyed at the person lying on the ground, her eye sockets slowly turned red, and the fear and sadness rising from the bottom of her heart instantly swept through her nerves.Joe took a slow step forward, then burst into a run toward the man.

She threw herself next to the already cold body of Barnes, frowning tightly and opening her lips in disbelief: "No..." Her lips trembled slightly, and the hand that touched Barnes' cold cheek was slightly trembling. trembling.Tears dripped down the man's cheeks, she clutched his collar tightly and said softly, "No, please..."

"It's you." A cold voice came from behind Joe, and she was stunned for a moment to recognize Romanov's voice.

She didn't look back, and Romanov didn't stop talking: "You killed us."

"No..." Joe shook her head slowly, and finally she shook her head faster and faster, and the tears piled up, "It's not me." Her forehead was pressed against the man's cold clothes, and the disturbing sound came from her ears. Mental accusations and whispers.

"It's you." Suddenly, a voice close at hand rushed into her ears.

She opened her eyes, and what caught her eyes was the black battle suit Barnes was wearing.She turned her head slowly, and met Barnes's cold blue eyes - he had never looked at herself like this before, which made Joe's whole body shudder instantly.And the corner of the man's mouth suddenly bled slowly: "You killed us."

Qiao turned her gaze in a daze, and suddenly there were many corpses around her—the corpses of the Avengers were among them, and they all stared at her with gleaming cold eyes. looking at her.

"It's not true..." Jo whispered suddenly, but the tears that rolled down her face in the blink of an eye still revealed her sadness at the moment, "It's not true." She said it again, with a strong cry.

Turning her head suddenly to meet Wanda's flushed eyes, the woman standing behind her was grabbed by the neck by a force in the next second.Almost instantly, Casto, who was about to step forward to help, was violently pushed out. Joe was not polite to him this time, and fell into a coma after hearing him groan.

Joe looked at Wanda who kept hugging her neck and couldn't breathe, the wetness on her cheeks reminded her of the nightmare she had just experienced.She looked at the woman, and said slowly: "You almost destroyed me." She blinked, and tears filled her eyes again.

Wanda felt that the strength in her neck was slowly being removed, and the next second her legs softened and she fell to the ground and coughed violently.

"However, thank you." Wanda's astonished thank you sounded in her ears, and she raised her head in a daze, watching Joe frowning slightly and staring at herself.She couldn't figure out why Joe wanted to thank herself, obviously she just wanted to put her...

Joe didn't explain the reason for his thanks, but turned around and walked towards the Hydra base, saying as he walked, "Take Pietro and leave Hydra together, it will become very dangerous in a while."

Wanda stared blankly at the woman who left, her body was lifted from the ground by a pair of big hands.She leaned into Pietro's arms subconsciously, and opened her mouth when he asked in a low voice, "Danger." Her gaze suddenly moved down to the small earphones thrown by Joe on the snow, her eyes blinking. Without blinking, "Pietro, we have to get out of here."

Laiert grabbed the arm of one of the Hydra agents with one hand, twisted and flipped him to the ground, then pulled out a small dagger from the boots of the high boots and threw it forward without even looking at it. The dagger went straight through the space hole and into the back of another agent behind her.But she froze in place for a second, turned her head to look in the wrong direction, and saw Joe who was walking slowly forward.

Every Hydra agent who tried to approach her and attack was killed. Lairte took a deep breath and suddenly called out in a low voice: "Joe?" But the woman who was walking forward did not respond to her.

"Something's wrong, guys." Laiert only had time to say this, and just stood up and wanted to approach Joe's direction, but suddenly stopped.Standing where she was, she suddenly stretched her hand forward, and she bumped into an invisible wall.

"Joe!" Laiert realized that it was not good, and immediately slammed the wall blocking him hard and shouted.

"What's going on?!" Question marks from different people came from the earphones, and Laiert stared at Joe closely, and walked forward with her strength to push her away: "Joe's mood is very wrong! Which of you is in her If the center of power is not blocked by those who are outside, quickly stop it!"

Joe stopped walking and looked at the Hulk who was smashing the Hydra shell tower not far away.In the blink of an eye, both the attacking Hydra agents and the shell towers around the Hulk instantly disappeared, and the Hulk also looked at her instantly, but before he realized what happened, he realized that he seemed to be trapped. A force lifted it up.

"Ho!—" the Hulk yelled, but got his hair ripped out immediately.

Laiert watched with wide eyes as the Hulk was sent over the wall, set down not far from her, and then before she realized what Joe was going to do, the Hulk was slammed to the ground and couldn't move.Watching the Hulk slowly fade into Banner, Laert unconsciously said, "Stop her quickly."

Barnes raised his legs and shoveled a handful of snow onto the face of a Hydra agent, beating him indistinguishably from north to south, and knocking him unconscious with a fist, before rushing towards the direction provided by Lairte.Just because he saw Joe didn't mean that Joe couldn't see him. Before he could speak, a gentle force wrapped himself up and lifted him into the air and sent him out.

"Joe!" Barnes knew he couldn't break free, but still twisted a few times unwillingly, turned his head to look at Joe's gentle expression and the smile on the corner of his mouth, and an unreasonable worry and panic grabbed him, "Joe , put me down, you are not allowed to mess around."

But the usually very obedient woman didn't hear anything at this moment and continued to send him out until he couldn't see her, but saw all the Avengers except Stark standing together and looking at him.Steve watched his friend's dismay when he was put down and then turned to go in but was blocked from the outside, and then looked at Lairte's closed but obviously red eye sockets and nose.

He had never seen Lyart like this.

"Stark, no matter what, you must stop Joe." Steve looked at the picture of the wind clearly starting to blow in the wall, and said in a deep voice.

"Are you calling me?" At this moment, Stark's voice sounded behind Steve.As soon as everyone turned their heads, they saw Stark standing behind them with an unwavering expression, holding a scepter in his hand, and his expression couldn't tell whether he was angry or helpless.

"No." Laiert suddenly whispered and opened his eyes immediately, raised his hand and stood beside him with a space hole, about to walk in.But before she could go in, Steve had already hugged her quickly and took a few steps back. At the same time, there was a huge explosion sound in the space hole—that is, inside the wall, and the violent wind The attack on the Avengers standing outside the wall was so intense that they had to raise their hands to block their faces.

When the wind disappeared, they simultaneously took off the hands in front of them, staring blankly at the huge deep pit in front of them.

"No." Laierte's whisper was only heard by Steve, he subconsciously let go of his hand around Laierte, watching Laierte and Romanov reaching out to touch the previous wall at the same time.After finding that it could pass through the barrier smoothly, a huge space hole leading to the middle of the deep pit was opened.

"Wait, let me go." Stark suddenly grabbed the two women, handed the scepter to Banner's hand, and flew directly into the deep pit. At the same time, Stark's voice came from their earphones. Voice, "Jarvis, scan."

Steve looked at the Avengers who were silent at the same time, and his eyes fell on Barnes who was standing next to the pit with no expression on his face. He couldn't help frowning and looked at the seemingly deep pit: I hope nothing happened to Joe. .

But the current situation seems... not very optimistic.

……

"Fury has issued a global search for Joe announcement." Barton crossed his hands and clenched his fists, looking at a group of colleagues who were unwilling to speak after returning from the battle, "Also, recently Wanda and Pietro appeared in Florence, you guys Who wants to catch them."

"Me." To Barton's surprise, Barnes, who had been refusing all missions since Joe's disappearance, suddenly spoke up. After a little thought, Barton nodded and handed over Tezuka's information, "In addition and There seems to be a woman with them, and the frontal face was not photographed."

Barnes paused when he took the document, Steve blinked, and Laiert raised his eyes to look at Barnes.

It took a long time before Barnes grabbed the information in front of him, lowered his eyes and responded lightly: "Understood."

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