[Comprehensive British and American] Avengers Parenting Manual

three hours ago.

The members of the Avengers sat in their respective positions and looked at each other silently, while Fury, who left the bomb, leaned comfortably on the back of the chair and drank the coffee that Hill made for him, with an eye-catching smile on the corner of his mouth. The arc that I want to play after seeing it.

"Who can tell me what this braised egg just said?" Stark was the first to speak, and as soon as he spoke, the corners of Fury's mouth curled up because he could see the hesitant expressions on the faces of the Avengers. The arc retracted a little and went back.But he was unhappy, and the other Avengers were happy. Even Captain America rarely gave Stark a look that implied 'well done'.

"Mr. Stark, you know this won't make me change my mind." Fury narrowed his eyes. Although the words were addressed to Stark, his eyes swept over the Avengers sitting in front of him inch by inch, " Because only you have the ability to carry out this plan.”

"It's because of this that I dare not take it." Romanov has performed many missions before and has never felt embarrassed, but this time the mission really made her suspect that Fury's brain is broken, "You It's like giving us a task of raising a child, Fury. And if you guessed correctly, we are also responsible for the education of that child. Let alone whether we are willing to do it, are you sure she can grow normally under our teaching?"

"I just need you guys to bring her to a place where she has the right judgment and values," Fury said emphatically, crossing his hands on his stomach.

"She's very good now." Stark answered, "Except for her style of doing things...well." He lowered his voice as he spoke, and finally had to admit one thing under Fury's dead fish-eyed gaze. The thing is, that girl doesn't have any judgment and values ​​at all.

Although her intentions are good, she is too aggressive and too arbitrary in her handling of things.If it continues like this and no one cares about it, no one can guarantee what will happen in the future.

"I think you really have to think about it, Fury." Bruce Banner raised his eyebrows and said calmly, "The current situation is that we don't have specific data about her ability, even if we are to get along with her In the process of collecting, no one can guarantee safety. Second, in view of the current level of awareness of girls, none of us has any experience with children. Last point, are you sure I am a suitable candidate?"

"That's why we have to do this task." Barton suddenly made a different voice, "Furry wants us to obtain the real data of the girl's ability, but without the girl's trust—in other words, without control of the girl Before we have the rights, it is impossible for us to ask her to show her ability. And if we cannot get her ability data correctly, there are only two results waiting for us.”

"Hawkeye's right," Barnes seconded, "either we've got the girl's trust; or she's knocked us out of the water with our totally clueless abilities. In a high-level explanation, it is still a parenting task."

Steve raised one corner of his mouth and added: "And let her be used by us, that's the real purpose of this mission."

None of the Avengers answered, and even Stark, who usually liked to confront Steve, tapped his fingers on the table to remain silent.Fury looked at this, then at that, and finally chose to remain silent.

As a god, Sol, although he has lived on the earth for a long time, he still doesn't understand what the brain circuit of the people on earth is like, and he still didn't get to the point after talking for so long.After he tapped on the table to attract their attention, he asked, "So in a word, do you want to bring it or not?"

Barnes restrained the corners of his lips that he wanted to raise, but the smile couldn't be taken off his face no matter what.He also felt that this group of people was in a state of thinking too much, because no matter how they looked at it, it was impossible for them to escape this mission.Most importantly, their Captain America will not allow them to escape.

Probably because they have been terrified by the words 'bringing children', and everyone's brains are not bright.

"What else can I say?" Stark shrugged his shoulders with his mouth wide open, and said in a very serious tone, "How old do you need a parenting manual for children? I'll ask Little Pepper to order it for us to do our homework. Seven By the age of ten? Or should everyone of all ages prepare a copy?"

"If those work, I can get you a car without your money." Fury said coolly, but he was happy to see the members of the Avengers have nothing to say, but at the same time, he did not forget this task The danger of existence, "I will let Hill send you the details of this mission in a moment."

"What details will there be in this mission?" Stark didn't react for a while.

Romanov laughed beside him with a sneer, and said jokingly: "How to restrain my instinct to talk in front of a child." Barton also shook his head and laughed: "To be honest, I am now A little worried that Stark will lead the girl astray."

Stark, who was besieged by two people again, immediately stared, but before he could speak his words, Barnes took the lead.

"So we officially changed our name to the Avengers Parenting Group? Sounds interesting." He grinned brightly, and leaned back comfortably on the back of the chair with his hands on the back of his head. In the process, girls will prefer to follow behind." In other words, who is more clingy.

"Why does it sound like a disaster?" Bruce frowned slightly imagining the scene, "It makes people feel irritated."

"Oh, I don't really like having a third person around at work, so I'll probably keep her out of my sight. And I'm working every day between opening and closing my eyes, You all know that." Stark turned the chair with his feet on the ground, and turned his fingers in the air habitually.

Romanov made a smirk: "I'm only worried that she learns something inappropriate for children." She lazily supported her chin with one hand, and gently played with Button's arm with the other hand.Button, on the other hand, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, allowing Romanov to play with his hand hair.

Steve rarely rolled his eyes like Fury did.As the initiator of all this, Barnes blinked innocently at his friend.Steve sighed, turned his gaze to Saul, the only one present, who didn't make any excuses for the future mission.

After our Thor noticed the sight of Captain America, he said: "It would be better if the shift system is not good."

Fury looked at the other members of the Avengers who immediately killed Thor with his eyes, exchanged a hidden look with Hill and coughed twice to interrupt the gunpowder-smelling stares among them: "In short, this task will be handed over to Thor. I leave it to you, as for how to coordinate, you decide internally."

As soon as he finished speaking, the phone in the conference room rang.He stepped forward and pressed the loudspeaker, and heard the agent over there say: "There is movement in the intensive care unit."

"It looks like our girls are going to wake up, parents." Fury put the phone off, and looked at the group of guys who were still sitting in their seats and refused to get up with his hands behind his back. We did it in our meeting before."

With a smile on the corner of his mouth, Hill sorted out the documents and stood up: "Let's go, Avengers." After a pause, "Let's go see your children."

The light-blond girl kept her hands folded around her knees and watched the door of the room being opened from the outside. Hill stopped and watched her staring at his unblinking gray-blue eyes. He tried his best to stabilize his voice and said: "Hi, I'm Maria Hill."

The girl's eyes lit up as soon as she heard her voice, and then she looked at the TV that had finished playing and fell into blackness, and then looked back at Hill, obviously recognizing that the woman in front of her was the voice outside the screen in the video just now .

"It seems that you recognize me." Hill's suspended heart was half put down, she approached tentatively, and then slowly sat on the girl's bed.

The girl stared down at the pen and file board in Hill's hand. Hill noticed her eyes, and slowly picked up the file board with the girl's information in his hand and handed it over.It turned out that Hill was right. The girl reached out to take the board, but her attention was all on the picture of her with her eyes closed at the top left of the file.

"Do you remember your name?" Hill asked after watching her look at himself.They couldn't keep calling her girly girly, though they hadn't hoped she'd remember her name.

The girl returned the file board to Hill, and returned to the position where she hugged her legs just now and did not speak.

Hill took the board and waited for a while, feeling helpless when he realized that the girl ignored her thoughts.Just when she was about to speak, the girl suddenly turned her head to stare at her, and said with certainty, "Joe."

"Huh?" Hill was stunned for three seconds, and suddenly realized that the pronunciation just now should be a name, "Joe?"

"Yeah." Joe nodded, then frowned with some doubts, "It should be?"

Hill immediately asked: "Then do you remember who called you that?"

This time, Joe was silent for a long time just like before, but this time she stared at Hill and frowned all the time.Finally, he showed a sorry and aggrieved expression, and slowly shook his head at Hill: "I don't remember, I'm sorry."

Hill opened his mouth and was speechless for a long time. After a while, he smiled helplessly and said, "Why are you apologizing?" She looked at Joe. The expression, really... makes people wonder what to do.

"Because I can't help you." Joe said seriously, she thought for a while and added, "If I remember it, I will tell you first." After she finished speaking, she nodded herself, using a Hill Looking at her with an irresistible promise, she made such a vow.

The row of Avengers outside the one-way mirror has fallen into silence for an unknown number of times.

"To be honest." Stark said suddenly, "It's also Hydra who came out and lost her memory. She is much cuter than you back then, Xiao Dongdong." The corners of his mouth turned to look at Barnes.

"You still think about how it will end if you let her see you." Barnes didn't even bother to roll his eyes.

Stark said that there is no need to worry: "Have you forgotten our little sky blue?"

The author has something to say: Thank you [lpppppp] for mine~hahahahahahaha, I just found out that you left a lot of words in Chapter 5 on 1p 23333