[Comprehensive British and American] Avengers Parenting Manual

Everyone was half-prepared that something would happen in the middle of the night.

So when Barton, who was in charge of the night watch, turned on the warning light, they quickly left their respective rest quarters and walked towards Joe's room without any panic.Laiert rolled his eyes around Steve and Barnes when he saw them, raised his eyebrows and glanced at Steve, who shook his head at her.The woman rolled her eyes helplessly, and Barnes was funny beside him, but said gently, "Thank you."

"Then you probably have to say thank you many times." Laerte said with a helpless smile, then the smile faded away and his brows frowned, "She is in pain."

"Obviously." Romanov, who went to check the girl's condition, frowned and called out in a low voice, "Joe? What's wrong?"

Lying on the bed, the frowning girl didn't respond to Romanov at first, but when she asked again, the girl slightly opened her eyes and looked at her with moist eye sockets, and a light voice flowed out of her throat: " It hurts." After speaking, he immediately closed his eyes and tried to turn around, but was held down.

Saul was the first to see the situation, and he said, "Joe seems to have grown a little longer."

Romanov pressed Joe's shoulders to prevent her from turning over, and before he could react to these words, an invisible force of moderate size suddenly attacked her and swung her away.Barton immediately reached out to block Romanov's receding body, raised his eyebrows at Joe who waved Romanov away but was held down by Stark.

"Don't move around." Stark said seriously, he knew that Joe could hear them and he was still conscious.

The girl who was held down wrinkled her nose, closed her eyes and murmured the word pain repeatedly.Stark pressed her and waited for a while, then carefully relaxed his strength and looked at Lairte who was just staring at him. The latter looked at him and blinked without hesitation and said, "Did Stark and the others say that you look like your father?" ?”

"I will take this title as you are complimenting me." Stark said of course, he turned to Thor, "What's the situation now?" He knew that the eyesight of gods is much sharper than that of their earthlings, but what is it? a little bit?

Sol glanced at the other people who came over: "It means to grow up a little more, her facial features." He reached out and gestured on his face, staring at Joe, "Mature? In your words? explain."

Stark stared at Joe, who was frowning tightly because of the pain and biting his mouth, looking like he was about to cry: "Why can't I see it at all?"

"It's not surprising." Romanov said, "Anyway, she has been abnormal enough for more than a month. But the question now is how long will she grow before she stops." She approached Joe again, stretched out her hand She brushed away the bangs that were sticky to her forehead with sweat.

"If she hurts like this every time she grows, then before..." Barnes suddenly frowned and stopped talking.

Laiert glanced at him as if nothing had happened, and said, "Then you'd better give her some nutrition. If she grows like this, it's impossible for you to grow as much meat on her face as you want."

"Now this situation can only be force-fed." Banner crossed his arms and raised his eyebrows. "It may be better to hire a Chinese chef."

Stark blinked, crossed his arms and looked at Joe: "That's right, I must make her a whole egg dinner." Then all of them saw the guy who was still moaning under the quilt suddenly stopped All the movements, the expression of frowning and biting his lower lip remained unchanged.Laiert burst out laughing suddenly, and said, "I really hate eating eggs."

"She scolded us in her heart." Stark looked at Laiert very seriously, and said firmly, "Then eat ten meals."

Knowing that Joe was swaying on the bed due to side effects due to rapid growth, the Avengers left the room with Barton and Romanoff watching her and left the room.Joe and Steve's room was in the same direction as Barnes. Before Barnes was about to open the door and enter the room, Laert suddenly stopped him: "Bucky."

"What." Barnes stopped and looked over.

Laiert looked at him in silence for a few seconds, then suddenly showed a self-deprecating smile and lowered his head. Barnes stared at her for no reason, and then exchanged an expression of "what's the matter with your girlfriend" with Steve, helplessly Looking back at her: "What do you want to say?"

"No, I just wanted to call you." Laiert smiled so pleasantly that his eyes narrowed, and then he opened his hands, "I wish you a sweet dream."

Barnes raised one corner of his mouth—Lairt had always thought that Captain America and the Winter Soldier were a pair of strange comrades-in-arms, and even the corner of his mouth turned up like a bone.He hugged Lairte obediently, listening to Laierte exhaling in a low voice in his ear, he let go silently.

After they left, Barnes was silent for a few seconds, then suddenly raised the corners of his lips into a smile, then turned and entered the room.

watchheart?He felt that Steve was too much of a girlfriend.

Joe's illness this time was violent and lasted for a long time, but the most important thing was repeated.According to Saul, every time after a high fever, Joe's facial features will undergo very subtle changes.The fever lasted for three days, and on the last night when Laiert had to leave because of a mission, the guy lying on the bed who had finally subsided his fever regained consciousness and opened his eyes.

But everyone, including Romanov, who occasionally helped the doctor take care of Joe these two days, was strangely silent.

The woman with light blond hair lying on the bed was still red with residual heat on her cheeks. Although she looked very tired, she still insisted on tilting her head in an uncomfortable position, looking in the direction of the Avengers, and gave a slap to the other side. The big smile, the eyes curved into a crescent, looks very pleasing.After a long silence, Stark opened his mouth to speak first: "Lie down, don't move around."

The curvature of the corners of the woman's mouth came down a little, her gray-blue eyes slightly widened—the eyes that looked hazy due to extreme exhaustion looked tearful and aggrieved.However, her expression lasted less than a second before it was broken by her own yawn, and some white flakes appeared around her dry lips.

Because Joe's physical condition was too poor, they didn't stay in the room to prevent her from resting. In fact, they were quite wronged. Whoever let the dead brat see them was not going to sleep.But judging from the appearance and figure of Qiao now, she should be far away from the ranks of 'little ghosts', especially when she looks at you with eyes that are slightly elongated after she grows up.

In the past, her eyes were big and round when she was small, and when she looks at you like this, coupled with an expressionless or innocent face, she looks like a living doll, who looks obedient and cute; who knows that the corners of her eyes are elongated and slightly slanted when she grows up. Upturned, with a slight blush.The eyelashes, which were very long and thick when she was a child, became thicker and darker. When she smiled and looked at them, to be honest...

They won't be distracted by it, but there's no guarantee that other men won't, although Joe himself doesn't mean it.

But now there is another reason for their collective helplessness.

"Look at how old she is now." Banner sat on the sofa with his arms folded and his legs slightly open, looking at his colleagues with a wry smile.

Romanov raised his eyebrows: "Anyway, no matter how you look at it, it can't be a child." She paused, "I guess there is a ccup." Heart pounding and kicking.

Steve looked at her helplessly: "The focus now is how to let her quickly accept herself... so many things that grow up all at once." He was thinking about this question when he saw Joe again for the first time.

"Hmm, I don't agree." Stark said while fiddling with the gadgets on the waist-length table, "The key question now should be what policy we want to adopt towards her, given that she is... I've made a lot of progress." She lived in Stark's villa for four days, and she didn't blow up his house for one reason or another when she was so unconscious, so it's more than 'a lot'?

Barnes rarely agreed: "Tony is right. I think our attitude towards her is the key to Jo's growth."

"And I don't think she has forgotten what happened before." Barton said, "But...according to Joe's character, no matter how reluctant she was at the beginning, after these days, she will not refuse our approach." The last brilliant The incomparable smile also says it all.

But at this moment, the communicator used by the Stark family to contact Fury suddenly rang.The Avengers who were forced to interrupt the internal meeting looked at Stark. The latter swayed over to pick up the small transparent board, and made a wave gesture to the center of the table where the Avengers were sitting. Fury's half body The 3D projection stands above the table.

"Fry." Steve called out first, "What can you do with us?"

"Hydra has moved." Fury's 3D projection map can't see his expression clearly, but it is definitely not easy. "Our tracker lost contact, and the last coordinates show that it is on a small island in the Pacific Ocean."

Fury didn't give them time to react at all: "You have an internal agreement on who will go, up to three. I will give you an hour."

The Avengers watched his figure disappear into the center of the table, and fell silent for two seconds.

"Absolutely no rock-paper-scissors." Stark raised objections before everyone else, "Nor vote." He looked firmly at his silent colleagues, as if he wanted to pin them in place with his sight.

Romanov glanced at him and asked, "Then, do you want to go or stay?"

"By the way, as a friendly reminder, this is your home." Barton added to Romanov, and said a little more intimately, "Joe also likes you better."

Barnes was a little unhappy when he was beside him: "According to your last standard, then I also have to stay with you."

"We didn't stop your decision." Banner rarely joined this war without gunpowder.He looked at Barnes, with a slight arc at the corner of his mouth, and said in academic language: "But are you sure you want to leave Joe?"

"It's as if whoever of you goes doesn't leave her behind." Barnes raised one eyebrow and looked at Banner.

Sol looked at Stark, then at Barnes: "There are still two places left." He raised his hand and took the hammer on the other side of the living room and twirled it in his hand twice, smiling at the others staring at you. I and I stared at the picture of you, and smiled with a few white teeth, "Anyway, there are two most important people who will definitely not be able to go."

Both Barnes and Stark killed Thor with their sights.

The author has something to say: those who should go to work are going to work, those who should go to school are almost going to school 23333

As someone who goes to school on the 26th, I look at you with a smile qwq (not

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2.18 (tonight)-2. (more attention in the next three days)