[Comprehensive British and American] Avengers Parenting Manual

"bath?"

Joe innocently sat cross-legged on the bed and looked up at Romanov, then hesitantly raised his hand and put the sleeve under his nose and sniffed vigorously, then raised his hand and handed the sleeve to Romanov. : "But it doesn't stink." Her move made Romanov take a small step back, and incidentally made Barton, who came with Romanov, laugh.

Romanov glared at Button and said, "Then do you know how many days you haven't showered?"

Joe's body is much better now, and his nutrition has obviously caught up. In Stark's words, his face, which was as white as a night ghost, also has a ruddy luster.And because people's spirits have improved, Joe's eyes are bright when looking at people now-of course, Stark refuses to admit that every time Joe sees Barnes, his eyes are clearer than when he sees them. Brighten up a bit.

I came to Fury once, and Joe froze at the first sight when he saw him, his eyes widened, his mouth opened slightly, and there was no sound.Although Joe said afterwards that he was sorry for staying in place, but everyone except Fury didn't care too much. After all, no one can remain calm after seeing a moving marinated egg-Stark language.

It was only Fury's words afterwards that put the Avengers in an awkward situation-"Has she taken a bath?"

The Avengers seriously suspect that Fury did it on purpose, and as the only woman in the Avengers, Natasha Romanoff can only bite the bullet and take Joe to the bathroom.She looked at the girl behind her, it was obviously the first time she had seen such a 'room', her eyes rolled around so much that she didn't pay attention even when Romanov called her name.

"Joe," Romanoff called, emphatically.

"Huh?" Joe then turned his gaze to Romanov, which was so fast that Romanov chuckled secretly.Joe looked at Romanov's clear expression and blinked embarrassedly, then said, "What's the matter."

"Undress and take a shower," Romanov said.

Joe looked at his clothes hesitantly, and then raised his head to look at Romanov: "Here?" Romanov stared blankly at Joe's face flushing at a speed visible to the naked eye, as if he was too embarrassed to be stared at by her , Joe pursed his lips slightly to avoid Romanov's sight.

The red-haired woman laughed instantly: "Joe?"

"Don't laugh," murmured Jo, and then, as if realizing she had said it too quietly, repeated, "Natasha, don't laugh."

"I thought you wouldn't be shy, kid." Romanov walked up and couldn't help rubbing Joe's head with his hands.Joe's hair is very thin and soft, and of course it looks oily because it hasn't been washed for a long time.Romanov put his hand on top of her head and poked her forehead with his fingers. Seeing Joe groaned and took a step back, he said, "By the way, wash your head for me."

Joe nodded.

"Do you know how to boil the water?" Romanov turned his head and asked Joe as he led Joe to the shower head.

Joe is a straightforward person. She looked carefully at the two buttons on the wall, and wanted to poke them as soon as she moved her hand, but Romanov blocked them in time.Joe raised his head, fingers still held in Romanov's hands, unable to move. He looked at the woman with a puzzled face, and his expression was vividly aggrieved by saying, "Didn't you want me to boil water? Why are you stopping me again?"

"Do you want me to wash it with you, little bastard." Romanov laughed angrily at her, "You can use it, so I don't need to wash it for you."

Joe snorted, and Romanov told her which buttons were the hot and cold water buttons, and dragged the shower gel and shampoo out of the corner and put them on the floor around her, and then urged: "No! After washing for too long, you think it’s enough to wash it clean. I’ll put the towels and clothes in the basket outside for you, and after you finish washing, sit on the chair over there and wait for me, understand.”

"Okay." Joe responded obediently, watched Romanov leave and closed the door, then moved his eyes to the hot and cold water buttons again, stared at them for a long time, and then poked directly at the hot water button according to his own heart button.

With a crash, Joe remembered that he was still wearing his previous clothes.

Romanov, who left the bathroom, saw Barton standing in the corridor waiting for her at a glance. She rolled her eyes and walked over, took the small earphones that Barton handed over, stuffed them into her ears, and asked, "Are they still arguing?"

It has been a month since Joe came to the Avengers Mansion. In view of the cuteness of this little guy, the Avengers think that her 'education' should also be put on the agenda.But with such a decision, the group of men fell into a stalemate - led by Captain America and Iron Man.

"Yes." Barton shook his head with an inexplicable smile, "Stark insisted that Joe go out for a walk to get in touch with the outside world, while the captain felt that Joe's condition was still unstable and needed to be observed for a while."

"Hmm, it's boring enough for a group of old men to have to argue for such a small issue for so long." Romanov raised the corners of his mouth, and walked towards the conference room while talking.Button raised his eyebrows behind her and did not speak.

"This can't be considered boring." Steve Captain America Rogers' tired voice sounded when Romanov and Patton stepped into the conference room, he leaned back on the swivel chair and faced the doorway and looked at the two people who came in , "Fry handed Joe over to us so that we could teach her right from wrong."

"Hmm." Stark immediately voiced his opinion on the sidelines, "To be precise, Joe can tell right from wrong, but she just doesn't know how to deal with it."

"I don't see how a child who doesn't know that killing people is wrong has the ability to tell right from wrong." Steve frowned and looked at Stark, that posture was obviously about to fight again.

"Let's be more straightforward." Barnes interrupted the two people's eyes in time to avoid another war, "She just doesn't have the idea of ​​killing, and all we have to do is to make her clear that this matter is not advisable. "

Stark raised his eyebrows and said, "Yes, I think we can all teach her well what killing is wrong." When he said this, his eyes were fixed on the table, and after the words fell, he looked at Shi Tiff, repeated, "We."

The nature of the Avengers is good, and the original intention of each of them is to maintain the peace of the world, not to mention the ongoing battle between them and the Hydra-although the Hydra side recently Nothing seemed to be happening.But in the final analysis, which one of them didn't have blood on their hands?For whatever purpose, good or bad.

"I don't think that's all the problem." Banner suddenly said in silence, "No matter what it was before, at least our goals are very consistent now. We fight against Hydra to protect the peace of this world—of course it is necessary We will...kill people when we are young, and Joe's behavior is to protect the weak. These two points are interlinked to a certain extent. We can't explain why they are both protective. What she did was wrong, but ours is Yes."

"The two are fundamentally different in nature." Sol frowned, "The people we kill are all harmful to this world."

"That's the problem, she can't tell the nature of the two." Banner looked at Saul, "We say that Joe can't tell right from wrong, just because she is a child. Children's thinking is more straightforward, we The things to teach her are too complicated to be completed in a short period of time."

"So the first premise of taking her out to meet the crowd is that there can't be any sand. As long as there is, boom." Romanoff concluded in one sentence, sweeping to the pensive Steve and the expressionless Stark, "So Steve Husband is right, we can't let Joe go out under the circumstances."

Stark seemed to be persuaded, but also didn't seem to, anyway, he didn't speak.

"Actually, why do we have to think about things so complicated?" Barton said suddenly, "Joe's comprehension is not a problem, she just made a mistake in her cognition, we just need to correct her cognition."

Seeing other people watching, Barton showed a meaningful smile: "Haven't our country filmed a lot of police and gangster TV dramas?"

"Are you kidding me?" Romanov couldn't help but ask with everyone's expressions of 'you must be joking', "Let Joe watch cop dramas? Are you sure she can sense ours?" Intention." She almost used the back of her hand to test whether Barton had a fever.

Barton shrugged innocently: "Unless you have a better way." It is impossible for them to go directly to tell Joe about your previous behavior, not to mention that it sounds abrupt, and whether Joe can remember it is a problem.

"Let her watch the education channel." Barnes suddenly followed suit, "or the legal channel, there is always a possibility..."

It's just that before he finished speaking, the signal light that Romanov had been playing with suddenly lit up a dazzling red.Everyone stopped what they were thinking and looked over. Romanov turned around with the signal light and put it down, then stood up: "Okay, let's discuss it slowly. I'll help our girl wipe her hair." She said As he said that, he paused for a while and said with a smile, "Perhaps you want to develop a relationship?"

A group of elders turned their heads with a whoosh.

When Romanov saw Joe, the girl with light blond hair was hanging her head and pinching the forearm of the other with one hand.Her hair was obviously not wiped, and it was wet. It was wet on her shoulders and wet a large area of ​​her clothes, and her exposed calves slipped through obvious drops of water.As soon as Romanov got closer, she immediately raised her head.

Romanov had to admit that the girl had eyes that could captivate most men.

"Natasha." Joe stopped pinching his arms, watched the red-haired woman walk up to her and knelt down, grabbed a towel aside and covered her head.With the towel blocking her sight, she tilted her head a little, and then she couldn't control herself to dodge back because of the slight force coming from above her head, but she stopped immediately.

"Next time after washing your hair, remember to wipe it first. You don't need to wipe it. Put the towel under your hair." Romanov was helpless and a little funny, "I saw you pinching your arm just now, what's wrong?" Although Joe's body is much better now , but there are inevitably some remaining problems.

"It's a little sour." Joe, who was hiding under the towel, replied, and after a pause, he replied, "Okay."

Romanov looked at Joe who was so obedient, and just helped her brush her hair quietly.She frowned just after wiping, took her hand off the towel, put it under her nose, sniffed carefully, then rubbed her fingertips, and the hand that was still on Joe's head squeezed the guy hard. His head was pushed aside: "Little bastard, you haven't washed your hair with shampoo!"

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