[Comprehensive] Ah Jing, let's jump ship
Chapter 46: The Buddha Has No Heart
"Sir, I'm your wife! It's not a snake, you misread it!" Seeing Xu Xian who was so panic-stricken, Bai Suzhen was anxious and worried.
Xu Xian, however, was panicked. In fact, his reaction was quite reasonable—if one day, you find out that the wife you share the bed with is a big white snake. The reaction will not be any better.
If Xu Xian could easily accept Bai Suzhen as a snake and say without any hesitation, "No matter what you are, you are my wife"→_→In this case, it would make people doubt him.
After all, Xu Xian is an ordinary mortal, not a god.
So now Xu Xian is still panicking.
On the other hand, Fa Hai heard Bai Suzhen's nonsense, and said straight to the point: "You monster is still deceiving people now, see if I won't accept you!"
If a 56-year-old old monk said something like this, it would be somewhat believable, but with such a handsome face, adding this sentence would make people laugh.
At least the people present did not feel Fa Hai's anger.
And then...things were getting more and more incomprehensible along the way.
Fahai attacked the green and white snakes, Xiaoqing was already injured after losing the match, and Bai Suzhen was worried that Xu Xian couldn't leave her body. When Bai Suzhen managed to calm down Xu Xian, Fahai and Bai Suzhen fought together again.
Here you come and go, watching Heishan and Ah Jing fight and Xiaobai moves the pony horse and eats melon seeds every minute. This is much more beautiful than the storytelling on the flyover.
One person and one demon didn't interfere at all, and Xu Xian who was next to him saw his wife being accidentally hit by Fa Hai's magic pestle because of distraction, as if she had been beaten with chicken blood, no longer caring whether it was a snake or a human, every minute Trotted all the way from the collapsed house, bypassed the fighting area of one man and one snake perfectly, and stood in front of Bai Suzhen in minutes, and stepped forward: "You are not allowed to hurt my wife!"
When Bai Suzhen heard this, she was immediately moved and said: "My husband!" The two words are full of deep affection and friendship.
Fa Hai took back the magic pestle dangerously, and said angrily: "Get out of the way! She is a demon, you are a human being, since you know, you shouldn't protect her! Get out of the way!" As he spoke, he wanted to pull Xu Xian away to fight again.
At this time, Xu Xian didn't have the cowardly temperament of being frightened to death at all. He clung to Fa Hai's body to prevent him from using his magic power. He turned around and shouted at Bai Suzhen: "My lady, go away! I'll help you stop him! Go away! Take him with you!" Let Xiaoqing go together!"
Bai Suzhen was so moved that she shed tears immediately, and had another lingering meal. Bai Suzhen looked at her seriously injured sister, and decided to go back to the mountains to heal her injuries before returning.
Seeing the two snakes leaving together, Fa Hai was so angry that he almost wanted to beat Xu Xian up. Fortunately, he still had his senses, so he didn't make a move, but said in a vicious voice, "Master Xu, you have already fulfilled your wish, and you still don't want to let go of the poor monk." !"
How long are you going to hug!
Xu Xian didn't let go, but tightened his grip, and said eloquently: "It is said that you people with magic power can make great strides. I want to buy more time for my lady."
Two people and one monster: ...So you still have IQ!What a joy to congratulate.
After a while, Xu Xian let go of Fa Hai and returned to his usual gentle demeanor: "Master, I'm really sorry, I have to act in a hurry, and I hope you will forgive me!" It's really shameless.
Seeing this, Ah Jing suddenly felt that the matter of pawning love can be slowed down. Although Xu Xian is too kind and timid, and usually looks cowardly when he is bullied by others, but...he really has no love for Bai Suzhen. In other words, although his strength is limited, at least he has tried his best.
Unlike Xia Xueyi in the previous world, even though she looks pretty good, but... Forget it, don't think about it, it doesn't matter if this kind of scumbag is ten times prettier.
Because of this reason, Ah Jing slightly increased his favor towards Xu Xianla to the end. It seems that the lucky people in this world are not without merits.
Fahai wanted to warn Xu Xian a few more words, but seeing Xu Xian's face with "lady" written all over him, he swallowed his words silently and left with a flick of his sleeve.
Ah Jing watched Fa Hai walk away, and said to Heishan: "You go back first and ask Xiao Er to cook a table of vegetarian food and a table of delicious dishes. This is money, take it!"
When Heishan saw Yinzi, he immediately nodded happily and left without thinking about anything.
Foodies are so satisfying.
Xu Xian saw that Ah Jing didn't intend to leave, and he was rather clumsy with girls. After thinking for a long time, he finally couldn't help but ask, "Ma'am, may I ask you..." Can I leave?He is going to find his wife!
It's hard to understand why Bai Suzhen fell in love with him at first sight and fell in love with him at first sight with this sticky scholarly appearance!
"Xu Xian, do you really not mind that your wife is a white snake?" Ah Jing went straight to the point.
Being asked such a question by a strange girl, Xu Xian was stunned. He was a little unsure if the girl was a human or a monster. Could she be a monster if she was so good-looking? !Thinking of this, he couldn't help but take half a step back, tremblingly said: "The matter between me and my wife is up to me and my wife, it's none of your business!"
Kid, put your trembling hands away first, these words can still have some deterrent effect!Seeing this hopeless look, Ah Jing thought with his toes that he might have misunderstood his identity, but...
Scaring him would be a good idea too!
With a wave of Ah Jing's hand, the scene changed immediately, Xu Xian was so frightened that he knelt on the ground, but he didn't die of fright after all, it seems that seeing the big white snake→_→ is indeed a lot more courageous.
"Why is it none of my business! Do you know that your wife has practiced for thousands of years. If you hadn't dragged her down, she might have been in the immortal class and become a generation of demon immortals. She has been enlightened by Guanyin Bodhisattva. If she goes to the immortal world , the future is bright. Look at you, you have nothing, she can only work for you in the mortal world, how will she deal with herself after you die! At the time of the catastrophe—ashes and smoke! And you, after a hundred years, can still go to the underworld, have a bowl of Meng Po soup, and have a different life journey!" Sitting on the trading chair of the No. [-] pawn shop, Ah Jing said.
Originally, Xu Xian was terrified when he first saw this scene. He didn't dare to sit and look around, but after hearing Ah Jing's words, he couldn't care less about it. He stood up, clapped his hands on the table, and said loudly: "What did you say!"
He has never heard of these things. He only knows that the lady is gentle and virtuous, and she is a rare good lady. Even though he knows that the lady is a demon, he has thought about it. Will it be like this?Is it him... who dragged the lady down?
This must not be true!
"It's not true! My wife and I are in love with each other, how could it be like this!" Xu Xian said excitedly.
This appearance is normal, and Ah Jing was not surprised at all. She reached out and tapped the chair opposite, motioning Xu Xian to sit down: "I didn't want to say it at first, but I was deeply moved by the relationship between you two, so I decided to help You two." Hey, goosebumps fell all over the floor!
Upon hearing Ah Jing's words, Xu Xian immediately sat down: "I don't want to be separated from my lady, but I also don't want my lady to be unable to become a fairy because of me..." After a lot of chatter, Xu Xian finally concluded: "I am I know that you are doing it for our own good, but it is God's will, if I really hinder my wife's future, I am willing to let her go."
It's really a child's heart.
Ah Jing suddenly looked up to this cowardly scholar, although he hesitated and babbled so much, but finally chose the best way out for Bai Suzhen, without caring about herself at all.
"Actually—there is a third option, do you want to hear it?"
Xu Xian nodded when he heard the words.
"Do you know where this is?" Ah Jing recounted the matter of the No. [-] pawn shop, and finally pointed out: "If you pawn half of your luck to me, I will give you a mortal." How about the cultivation technique of entering the body to become a fairy and attain the Tao?"
No. [-] pawn shop has always been in the business of mortals, and of course there are no such cultivation techniques, but she has His Royal Highness!Originally, she didn't know what to use to lure Xu Xian into pawning luck, but after His Highness mentioned something, she finally got the hang of it.
As for what the exercises are, it is enough to leave it to His Highness, and it is enough for her to be responsible for fooling Xu Xian.
Cultivation?
"Girl, although I have little knowledge, I have never heard of mortals cultivating immortals. Don't lie to me?" You don't lie to me as if I don't study much, can luck be pawned?Can mortals still cultivate immortality?This is simply unheard of.
Ah Jing didn't panic at all, and asked back: "Then why have you ever heard of monsters in this world, and married one yourself!" It's just that you haven't been in contact with that world, so you don't know.
... What you said makes sense, Xu Xian nodded in agreement.
Xu Xian has such a procrastinating temperament, but when it comes to his wife, he is quite decisive. Of course, the reason for his decisiveness is-luck or something, anyway, you can't see it, and if you fight hard, you can really exchange it with your wife. The result of being a couple for a lifetime is worth it!
"Okay, I'll change it!"
Ah Jing smiled and narrowed her eyes when she heard this, and with a wave of her hand, a pawn ticket immediately appeared on the table, she clicked on the signature in the lower right corner: "Xu Xian, sign your name, and I will teach you the method of cultivating immortals. "
Hearing this, Xu Xian picked up the brush next to him and wrote down his name in one go.
Seeing Xu Xian who was a little nervous, Ah Jing said kindly: "Oh, I seem to have forgotten to tell you - I am a human being, and I also practice this kind of exercises, so don't worry so much."
When Xu Xian heard this, he immediately made up his mind.
It is so easy to trust people, it seems that Bai Suzhen has a lot to worry about in the future, Ah Jing holds the pawn, thinking so.
Xu Xian, however, was panicked. In fact, his reaction was quite reasonable—if one day, you find out that the wife you share the bed with is a big white snake. The reaction will not be any better.
If Xu Xian could easily accept Bai Suzhen as a snake and say without any hesitation, "No matter what you are, you are my wife"→_→In this case, it would make people doubt him.
After all, Xu Xian is an ordinary mortal, not a god.
So now Xu Xian is still panicking.
On the other hand, Fa Hai heard Bai Suzhen's nonsense, and said straight to the point: "You monster is still deceiving people now, see if I won't accept you!"
If a 56-year-old old monk said something like this, it would be somewhat believable, but with such a handsome face, adding this sentence would make people laugh.
At least the people present did not feel Fa Hai's anger.
And then...things were getting more and more incomprehensible along the way.
Fahai attacked the green and white snakes, Xiaoqing was already injured after losing the match, and Bai Suzhen was worried that Xu Xian couldn't leave her body. When Bai Suzhen managed to calm down Xu Xian, Fahai and Bai Suzhen fought together again.
Here you come and go, watching Heishan and Ah Jing fight and Xiaobai moves the pony horse and eats melon seeds every minute. This is much more beautiful than the storytelling on the flyover.
One person and one demon didn't interfere at all, and Xu Xian who was next to him saw his wife being accidentally hit by Fa Hai's magic pestle because of distraction, as if she had been beaten with chicken blood, no longer caring whether it was a snake or a human, every minute Trotted all the way from the collapsed house, bypassed the fighting area of one man and one snake perfectly, and stood in front of Bai Suzhen in minutes, and stepped forward: "You are not allowed to hurt my wife!"
When Bai Suzhen heard this, she was immediately moved and said: "My husband!" The two words are full of deep affection and friendship.
Fa Hai took back the magic pestle dangerously, and said angrily: "Get out of the way! She is a demon, you are a human being, since you know, you shouldn't protect her! Get out of the way!" As he spoke, he wanted to pull Xu Xian away to fight again.
At this time, Xu Xian didn't have the cowardly temperament of being frightened to death at all. He clung to Fa Hai's body to prevent him from using his magic power. He turned around and shouted at Bai Suzhen: "My lady, go away! I'll help you stop him! Go away! Take him with you!" Let Xiaoqing go together!"
Bai Suzhen was so moved that she shed tears immediately, and had another lingering meal. Bai Suzhen looked at her seriously injured sister, and decided to go back to the mountains to heal her injuries before returning.
Seeing the two snakes leaving together, Fa Hai was so angry that he almost wanted to beat Xu Xian up. Fortunately, he still had his senses, so he didn't make a move, but said in a vicious voice, "Master Xu, you have already fulfilled your wish, and you still don't want to let go of the poor monk." !"
How long are you going to hug!
Xu Xian didn't let go, but tightened his grip, and said eloquently: "It is said that you people with magic power can make great strides. I want to buy more time for my lady."
Two people and one monster: ...So you still have IQ!What a joy to congratulate.
After a while, Xu Xian let go of Fa Hai and returned to his usual gentle demeanor: "Master, I'm really sorry, I have to act in a hurry, and I hope you will forgive me!" It's really shameless.
Seeing this, Ah Jing suddenly felt that the matter of pawning love can be slowed down. Although Xu Xian is too kind and timid, and usually looks cowardly when he is bullied by others, but...he really has no love for Bai Suzhen. In other words, although his strength is limited, at least he has tried his best.
Unlike Xia Xueyi in the previous world, even though she looks pretty good, but... Forget it, don't think about it, it doesn't matter if this kind of scumbag is ten times prettier.
Because of this reason, Ah Jing slightly increased his favor towards Xu Xianla to the end. It seems that the lucky people in this world are not without merits.
Fahai wanted to warn Xu Xian a few more words, but seeing Xu Xian's face with "lady" written all over him, he swallowed his words silently and left with a flick of his sleeve.
Ah Jing watched Fa Hai walk away, and said to Heishan: "You go back first and ask Xiao Er to cook a table of vegetarian food and a table of delicious dishes. This is money, take it!"
When Heishan saw Yinzi, he immediately nodded happily and left without thinking about anything.
Foodies are so satisfying.
Xu Xian saw that Ah Jing didn't intend to leave, and he was rather clumsy with girls. After thinking for a long time, he finally couldn't help but ask, "Ma'am, may I ask you..." Can I leave?He is going to find his wife!
It's hard to understand why Bai Suzhen fell in love with him at first sight and fell in love with him at first sight with this sticky scholarly appearance!
"Xu Xian, do you really not mind that your wife is a white snake?" Ah Jing went straight to the point.
Being asked such a question by a strange girl, Xu Xian was stunned. He was a little unsure if the girl was a human or a monster. Could she be a monster if she was so good-looking? !Thinking of this, he couldn't help but take half a step back, tremblingly said: "The matter between me and my wife is up to me and my wife, it's none of your business!"
Kid, put your trembling hands away first, these words can still have some deterrent effect!Seeing this hopeless look, Ah Jing thought with his toes that he might have misunderstood his identity, but...
Scaring him would be a good idea too!
With a wave of Ah Jing's hand, the scene changed immediately, Xu Xian was so frightened that he knelt on the ground, but he didn't die of fright after all, it seems that seeing the big white snake→_→ is indeed a lot more courageous.
"Why is it none of my business! Do you know that your wife has practiced for thousands of years. If you hadn't dragged her down, she might have been in the immortal class and become a generation of demon immortals. She has been enlightened by Guanyin Bodhisattva. If she goes to the immortal world , the future is bright. Look at you, you have nothing, she can only work for you in the mortal world, how will she deal with herself after you die! At the time of the catastrophe—ashes and smoke! And you, after a hundred years, can still go to the underworld, have a bowl of Meng Po soup, and have a different life journey!" Sitting on the trading chair of the No. [-] pawn shop, Ah Jing said.
Originally, Xu Xian was terrified when he first saw this scene. He didn't dare to sit and look around, but after hearing Ah Jing's words, he couldn't care less about it. He stood up, clapped his hands on the table, and said loudly: "What did you say!"
He has never heard of these things. He only knows that the lady is gentle and virtuous, and she is a rare good lady. Even though he knows that the lady is a demon, he has thought about it. Will it be like this?Is it him... who dragged the lady down?
This must not be true!
"It's not true! My wife and I are in love with each other, how could it be like this!" Xu Xian said excitedly.
This appearance is normal, and Ah Jing was not surprised at all. She reached out and tapped the chair opposite, motioning Xu Xian to sit down: "I didn't want to say it at first, but I was deeply moved by the relationship between you two, so I decided to help You two." Hey, goosebumps fell all over the floor!
Upon hearing Ah Jing's words, Xu Xian immediately sat down: "I don't want to be separated from my lady, but I also don't want my lady to be unable to become a fairy because of me..." After a lot of chatter, Xu Xian finally concluded: "I am I know that you are doing it for our own good, but it is God's will, if I really hinder my wife's future, I am willing to let her go."
It's really a child's heart.
Ah Jing suddenly looked up to this cowardly scholar, although he hesitated and babbled so much, but finally chose the best way out for Bai Suzhen, without caring about herself at all.
"Actually—there is a third option, do you want to hear it?"
Xu Xian nodded when he heard the words.
"Do you know where this is?" Ah Jing recounted the matter of the No. [-] pawn shop, and finally pointed out: "If you pawn half of your luck to me, I will give you a mortal." How about the cultivation technique of entering the body to become a fairy and attain the Tao?"
No. [-] pawn shop has always been in the business of mortals, and of course there are no such cultivation techniques, but she has His Royal Highness!Originally, she didn't know what to use to lure Xu Xian into pawning luck, but after His Highness mentioned something, she finally got the hang of it.
As for what the exercises are, it is enough to leave it to His Highness, and it is enough for her to be responsible for fooling Xu Xian.
Cultivation?
"Girl, although I have little knowledge, I have never heard of mortals cultivating immortals. Don't lie to me?" You don't lie to me as if I don't study much, can luck be pawned?Can mortals still cultivate immortality?This is simply unheard of.
Ah Jing didn't panic at all, and asked back: "Then why have you ever heard of monsters in this world, and married one yourself!" It's just that you haven't been in contact with that world, so you don't know.
... What you said makes sense, Xu Xian nodded in agreement.
Xu Xian has such a procrastinating temperament, but when it comes to his wife, he is quite decisive. Of course, the reason for his decisiveness is-luck or something, anyway, you can't see it, and if you fight hard, you can really exchange it with your wife. The result of being a couple for a lifetime is worth it!
"Okay, I'll change it!"
Ah Jing smiled and narrowed her eyes when she heard this, and with a wave of her hand, a pawn ticket immediately appeared on the table, she clicked on the signature in the lower right corner: "Xu Xian, sign your name, and I will teach you the method of cultivating immortals. "
Hearing this, Xu Xian picked up the brush next to him and wrote down his name in one go.
Seeing Xu Xian who was a little nervous, Ah Jing said kindly: "Oh, I seem to have forgotten to tell you - I am a human being, and I also practice this kind of exercises, so don't worry so much."
When Xu Xian heard this, he immediately made up his mind.
It is so easy to trust people, it seems that Bai Suzhen has a lot to worry about in the future, Ah Jing holds the pawn, thinking so.
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