[Comprehensive British and American] Goddess of Misfortune

Make the best use of everything~(≧▽≦)/~[-] special methods of using common objects

Ordinary objects can also be used for education in specific situations] Entertaining and entertaining.

Second Special Item: Clothes

Keywords: wear / cosplay

The first opening location [private bedroom]

Open time: during love

Opening method: Doubi entertainment spoof direction, relieve the trouble of the author's code words

Open personality: it depends on the clothes

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"I don't think it's really a good game."

"I'm willing to admit defeat."

"Dear Erichdore, I know that you are so beautiful, kind and gentle, you would never do such a cruel thing."

"I'm willing to admit defeat."

"Okay, I admit defeat, but," the man showed a tangled expression, "As a man, can I not wear a skirt?"

You must know that Qiao Xi has prepared more than one thing!

#Waiting for the focus of attention is not a bit wrong#

And it was a v-neck backless evening dress, a white princess dress with lace, and a beige-colored tutu skirt. This was simply the black history and black history and black history he was about to usher in!

Well, important things are said three times.

"I'm willing to bet and admit defeat." The girl's ending sound slightly raised.

"I know I made a mistake and I wear it!" Why is the head of the family not her qaq—no how he put himself into a female role—it's all the fault of the clothes to be worn!

The first bomb:

In fact, I said in my heart that Moriarty really looks good in a skirt. The skirt is a special style, the waist is not tight, and the skirt is not long, but it can't hold up the delicate face. It is probably safe to throw it in the brothel—old man, bustard.

"Xixi..." he asked with a trembling voice, "Are you sure I want to wear this...and the soundtrack...to dance the swan dance?"

Their room was well insulated, supposedly for midnight fun, but Moriarty hated it right now.Even if you recruit a neighbor to stop it, that's fine!

Qiao Xi smiled and sat next to the stereo, the loud and magical singing of the Chopstick Brothers reverberated in the room——

you are my little apple

I don't love you too much

The little red face warms my heart

Light up the fire of my life

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Moriarty could tell that it was in Chinese, and also recognized that it was one of the hit songs, but for some reason, he always felt inexplicable?

This song... what's the problem?

Or, just an illusion?

"I'm willing to bet and admit defeat." Qiao Xi smiled slightly.

Daughter-in-law, are you the only one who can say this sentence today?

Moriarty felt grief and indignation.

but--

"If you want your princess dress photos to spread to the whole world, keep silent," Qiao Xi shrugged, "Oh, the music seems to be ending—"

"I...I jump!" The man looked sad and angry.

"I remember it was a swan dance." Qiao Xi made up the knife.

……

"With you the sun is brighter and with you the night is not dark

You are the white cloud and I am the blue sky~"

"There can only be one step under the feet, and the legs flex and extend naturally."

"Walking with you in the blooming flowers in spring

Watch the stars and blink with you at night in summer! "

"My arms are also loosely bent and stretched out on both sides, up and down, to show the various flying postures of swans, you know?"

"Wandering with you in the golden wheat field at dusk in autumn

In winter, snowflakes are flying and you are warmer! "

"Your arms out, your wrists down. Don't dance to the music, remember you're dancing the swan dance."

Listening to Qiao Xi's command, Moriarty only felt that dancing is such a difficult thing!

He thought it would be over after a while, but...

#Ask me what to do if the rhythm of the swan dance is taken away by the little apple? #

#urgent!Wait online!I'm still jumping and being led away! #

The second bomb:

"Looking at your pitiful appearance, how can I feel sorry for you?" Qiao Xi picked up the clothes in her hand, "Put on this clothes, then stand on a chair with one leg, and push me with a cool and domineering tone. Read your lines again."

"Xi... Xixi~" Acting coquettishly and cutely.

"Huh?" Noble and glamorous, Fan Chuan's tone turned nine to eighteen.

The clothes Qiao Xi gave him were very distinctive——

The whole jumpsuit is composed of two colors of black and white, the main color is white, and the black wraps around the clothes in a long strip, and the length decreases circle by circle——

If you have to use one thing to make an analogy, this clothes and wifi look the same o(n_n)o

And Moriarty put his hands on his hips, stepped on the stool with one foot, and said with a tangled and painful face: "Human beings! My name is Wifi! I'm telling you now! You are surrounded by me!

My people have invaded your world, my people, public wifi and encrypted wifi!And one day, you will surrender at the feet of me and my people, eager to unveil the veil of me and my people, to explore the secrets of me and my people, eager to know the deepest things that I and my people hide the most , because we have something important to you!

That's networking!

You always use various methods to explore the hearts of my people, and you humans call that key: wifi password!

What's even more shameless is that you are still using a tool called "wifi million, function, key, key"!How can you have the heart to use such a bus-like thing on my people!

oh?You ask my name?

Worship it!Get on your knees!Get obsessed with my name!I am called, mobile, mobile data network! "

#好中二好风风feeling that I don’t want to go online after reading#

After the performance, Moriarty looked at Qiao Xi cautiously and eagerly, while Her Lady Queen was sitting on a stool, holding a coffee in her hand, pointing at the world with a look on her face, "I have a wrong expression, try again."

Ma Ma Kuai loves to take me home, the female ticket is so scary~

"Ok?"

"Okay, I'll start over right away!"

Music, let's go!

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Normally speaking, Miss Erichdore doesn't understand the word embarrassment. Of course, according to abnormality, Miss Erichdore doesn't understand the word embarrassment either.

Because of inhibitors in her previous life, Qiao Xi had never experienced the sourness of menstruation, but she knew about the use of sanitary napkins and the precautions during menstruation, but she never thought that she would!have!pain!through!of!hair!sick!

#Ohshe doesn't know yet, practical and theoretical knowledge are different. #

#望天无谁脸(o??ェ?｀o)#

Maybe it was because of her weak body, Qiao Xi's pain was very severe, like a meat grinder rolling over her abdomen, even though she was not afraid of the pain, she also felt a bit painful from such non-stop torture.

"Drink some brown sugar water." The man sat in front of her with a glass of brown sugar water, carefully blew on it, and then handed it to her, "Be careful it's hot."

"Thank you, Mr. Brook." Getting up from the bed and taking the cup in the other's hand, Qiao Xi thanked him with a smile, and just wanted to lift it up to take a sip, but the sudden severe pain in her stomach made her unable to maintain her composure. Her hand trembled, and the brown sugar water in the cup suddenly tilted, and a few drops spilled on her body and hands, and she subconsciously wanted to let go of the cup in her hand—then the man held her hand.

Moriarty's hands didn't have many wrinkles, and the tiger's muzzle was a little blunt, which meant that he didn't use a gun very often, but he definitely knew how to do it.

Even though he had been holding the medicine cup just now, his hand was a little cold, holding her hand now, the hot feeling from the medicine just now gradually faded away, and then the pain in his stomach continued to come.

The man frowned, then put his hand on Qiao Xi's stomach through the quilt, and rubbed it lightly a few times. The girl's body even trembled suddenly, and then the blush climbed up her neck little by little. Xi's pain was useless, and the teacup in her hand was still trembling, as if she was trying to restrain herself.

Then she lifted the cup abruptly, and the brown sugar water, which was not as hot as before, slowly slid down her throat. The sound of swallowing sounded unexpectedly clear in this quiet environment, and she quickly finished it.

But brown sugar water is not a panacea, it will work within a few seconds, so after drinking it, when Moriarty took the cup, she immediately hugged her stomach and curled up into a ball.

"Does it hurt?" Moriarty frowned. He is not a girl, so he can't feel the extreme pain, but seeing the other person almost rolling, he can guess the inhuman pain Qiao Xi is enduring at the moment. pain.

According to the principle that "the higher the IQ, the worse the health, and the worse the health, the more painful the menstruation", Qiao Xi's pain can be imagined.

"How about... I'll rub it for you?" After hesitating for a long while, Moriarty asked tentatively, "I don't mean anything else, I just want to see how painful you are..."

"Okay." Qiao Xi interrupted her. She was already sweating from the pain, her face was covered with a painful and distorted expression, and Moriarty also put his hand on Qiao Xi's stomach, his strength was still strong. softly --

"Hardly..." She gritted her teeth and shouted, then swallowed the scream that she blurted out, and turned her face to the side, as if she didn't want to be seen so fragile and embarrassed.

Or rather, unwilling to be seen by Moriarty.

Just like all girls don't want the person they love to see their bad side, the man smiled knowingly, and then increased the strength in his hands, "Is it comfortable?"

His palms were warm and cool, but he pressed hard on his stomach to overcome the severe pain, and it also brought a little itching. Then he stopped rubbing his hands and asked softly, "How about this?" Can you?"

"Put harder..." Just as she wanted the other party to use more force, she didn't expect the other party to stop her movements suddenly. She yelled uncontrollably, and then bit her lower lip tightly, for fear that she would let out another scream. Call.

"Yes... I'm sorry." Knowing that he stopped at the wrong time, Moriarty hurriedly exerted a little force, "Is it better now?"

"It's better." Qiao Xi panted heavily. This body was the same as her previous life, with a force value as low as max and poor health. Therefore, during menstruation, it was almost like being tortured.

After half an hour.

"I... I don't feel any pain anymore." Qiao Xi said softly with a blushing face. After the pain passed, her calm mind returned at the same time. This is an excellent opportunity to shorten the distance between them. Moriarty will not Letting go of this opportunity, and what she has to do is to accept this man's overtures like a girl of this age.

Then when the other party felt that he had taken her down, he betrayed ruthlessly.

How beautiful was his shocked and desperate face at that time?

"Oh, by the way, I forgot to give it to you," Brooke shook his sore hand, and then picked up a big bag from the ground, "I don't know what brand you are used to, Hushubao, Kotex, or abc , I don’t understand it very well, so I bought some of them, and you can see and use them.”

……

"Can I ask what the salesperson's expression was like when you bought it?" =_=Qiao Xi tried hard to put on an innocent face, but she couldn't hide the gloating look on her face at all.

Moriarty was stunned, and then replied very calmly, "She did ask me why I bought it." "Then?" "Then I told her it was for my cat, who wets the bed at night, baby The diapers I gave it were a little too big, but this one happened to be the right size, so I kept using them as diapers."

……

"Meow?" Qiao Xi asked calmly, "Your cat still uses this kind of thing?"

"Go to the bathroom and change." Brooke said he didn't answer.

"You didn't answer me."

"You want me to change it for you?" The man shrugged, "I'm more than happy to help."

"I changed it and you tell me." Qiao Xi looked angry.

"Dear Erichdore, it's not sincere enough to propose marriage," Brook said sincerely, "You should say, if I change you, say you love me. This is more imposing and oppressive."

"Hooligan! I'll go change it." Qiao Xi flushed and rushed into the toilet carrying a bag of things. Judging by how shy she was, she probably wouldn't be able to calm down for more than ten minutes.

Fortunately, Moriarty has never read the novels of Country Z, otherwise he would have been able to say the classic "I'm only a hooligan to you".

A lovely little thing.

This is Moriarty's evaluation of Qiao Xi.

But she is too clean, she has the kindness and purity that a girl of this age should have, from her eyes, he seems to be able to see the world.

This girl made her want to destroy it.

Perhaps from the beginning, his purpose was just to use this girl to harm Sherlock, but later, at some point, he had a strong obsession in his heart - to destroy this girl.

He wanted to destroy her by any means.

He hooked his lips, showing a gentleman's usual smile, then knocked on the bathroom door, "Have you changed it?"

"Not at all!" Qiao Xi said angrily, "It can't be changed!"

"Can't I change it for you?" The man's voice was full of eagerness and confidence.

"No! Use it!" Qiao Xi gritted her teeth. Half a minute later, she pushed the door open with a disheveled face, without even looking at "Scumbag Moriarty." "I'm out."