I might be a fake cannon fodder [Quick Transmigration]

On the first day of school, there is no need to attend classes except for the entrance ceremony in the morning.

Based on the principle of early death and early life, Lin Ran reluctantly rushed to the dormitory after lunch, walking as slowly as a snail.If possible, he would very much and extremely not want to go back, but his ID is still in the dormitory, and if he doesn't go back, he won't even be able to get the application for a dormitory transfer.

Seeing how slow he was walking, Bai Qi said, "Brother Ran, you don't dare to go back, do you?"

Lin Ran immediately retorted: "A joke? My dormitory, what am I afraid of?"

That being said, the pace should be slow or slow.However, it is only a few steps away from the cafeteria to the dormitory, no matter how slow it is, it is still there.Standing downstairs in the dormitory, praying that Chu Yichen is not in the dormitory, "Is Chu Yichen here! After praying several times, Lin Ran dawdled, dawdled, and finally came to the door of the bedroom reluctantly.

The sound insulation of the bedroom is very good, and there is no sound inside at all in the corridor.But the voice of the heart is only affected by the distance, so the voice that I hadn't heard for a long time because the distance was too far away became extremely clear again.

【Ran Ran—Ran Ran—! 】

【Why hasn't Ran Ran come back yet? 】

[Nan Huaijin—it must be Nan Huaijin—damn Nan Huaijin—! ! 】

【Ran Ran, if you don't come back, I'll break your leg! 】

Lin Ran shivered, the voice was too gnashing of teeth, if he didn't know, he would have thought that he had some grudge with Chu Yichen, and wanted to kill him to silence him.

Lin Ran didn't want to go in very much: "...I suddenly missed it and shivered."

Bai Qi: "...sorry."

One person and one cat were still mourning the passing away of Chu M Chu just now, but the style of the painting inside suddenly changed, and it was caught off guard!

【Break Ran Ran's leg? 】

【...Reluctant to QAQ...】

[Reluctant to give up, reluctant to give up QAQ...]

[Then break Nan Huaijin's leg! 】

【Ran Ran's legs are so beautiful☆ω☆】

【White, thin and fragrant~】

[The toes are white, tender, and rounded ~~ Ah ah ah ah ah ah, want to dear ~]

[Ah ah ah!What did Ran Ran wake up so early last night? 】

【I almost got a kiss~ I really hate it~】

Lin Ran: "..."

Bai Qi: "..."

Both of them got goosebumps all over their bodies when Chu Yichen's long, whiny ending sounded "啦啦~".

【Ah ah ah ah ah!I didn’t kiss my toes QAQ…]

【Didn't lick the instep ah ε＝ε＝ε＝(#>д<)】

[This leather shoe has no smell~]

【I'm so pitiful~ I can only hold Ran Ran's shoes here to see things and think about people QAQ...】

【and many more! 】

[Seeing...seeing things and thinking about people? ! 】

【This is Ran Ran's bedroom! 】

【How did I forget that this is also Ran Ran's bedroom! ? 】

Lin Ran suddenly had a very bad premonition!

【All of Ran Ran's personal belongings are here!Cups, schoolbags, computers, clothes...clothes...underwear! 】

[Underwear wow ka ka ka ☆ω☆!Underpants oh Chi Chi Chi Chi ☆ω☆! 】

【Ah ha ha ha ha ha!I'm such a genius! 】

[If I give Ran Ran a loving kiss on his boxers before he knows it (*ˉ﹃ˉ)... When Ran Ran puts on his underwear (*ˉ﹃ˉ)...When Ran Ran puts on his underwear Ah ha ha ha ha (*ˉ﹃ˉ)...]

The veins on Lin Ran's forehead bulged, and Bai Qi hurriedly advised, "Brother Ran! Brother Ran, calm down! Calm down!"

This anger can't stop! !

He couldn't care about anything else, he kicked open the bedroom door and strode in.

Chu Yichen turned his head, and replied with a cold face, "You're back."

【Ran Ran is back! 】

【I haven't figured out how to punish him yet? 】

【Let him kneel down and call me Chen Ge Ge~? 】

[Or should I kneel down and call him Ranandidi? 】

Your sister's son Ge Randidi!

Seeing his expression, Lin Ran almost exploded with anger!How can the inner world be so rich for such a damn upright person? !

Lin Ran, who was so angry that he lost his mind again, pulled up a belt on one side of the clothes hanger without saying a word, grabbed one end and threw it on the ground with all his might—a snap!The belt kicked up a cloud of dust, and the waste jumped in the sun.

Lin Ran was about to yell, but was jolted back to his senses by the yelling from the other party's inner world.

【Ahhhhh belt! ! 】

【belt! !My belt is in Ran Ran's hand! ! 】

[Will Ran Ran want to play with the belt? 】

【Are you going to whip my back with a belt or tie my hands? 】

[Aoooooooooooooooooooooooo much looking forward to it! 】

【come quickly! 】

[Come on, come on! 】

Leather...belt? !

Lin Ran stared blankly at Chu Yichen, and then at the belt on his hand, whether he was smoking or not.If you smoke it, it suits Chu Yichen's mind. If you don't smoke it, he won't be able to swallow this breath!Tangled in the stalls, Chu Yichen was still restless.

[Come on come on! 】

【Come and pump me~】

[If you smoke me, I will temporarily forgive you...forgive? 】

【forgive!no!I haven't hugged Ran Ran yet! 】

[Unforgivable!I'm going to kill Nan Huaijin! 】

Bai Qi: "Brother Ran! Smash him and slap him! You see, he wants nothing more! Smash him! Smash him!"

Lin Ran: "...what's the matter with your gloating tone?!"

Bai Qi immediately put on a cute look, thinking that Lin Ran couldn't see her, so she said, "Brother Ran, I didn't take pleasure in other people's misfortune. Really!"

Lin Ran: "...ha ha."

Being teased by Bai Qi like this, Lin Ran lost all interest in beating others.

He threw the belt on the ground, smiled at Chu Yichen's disappointed expression, and gave him a kiss.Then, amidst a series of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" voices in his mind, while he was in a daze, he took the ID and went out of the dormitory directly.

The moment the bedroom door was closed, Lin Ran heard the other party yell——Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Initiative!

Bai Qi: "Brother Ran, you are not afraid that he will go crazy?"

Lin Ran said earnestly: "Xiaoqi, what you should worry about now is—when will I go crazy." He emphasized on the word 'I' to strengthen his tone.Bai Qi had no choice but to shut up.

With a last pejorative look at the bedroom door behind him, Lin Ran turned around and went downstairs without taking a single cloud with her!

Thanks to the status of the crown prince's brother-in-law, the procedures were handled quickly.

When he hurried to Nan Huaijin's dormitory, Nan Huaijin looked at his empty hands suspiciously, "Didn't you go back to the dormitory to get your luggage? Why is there nothing? Are you going to sleep on the hard bed?"

As soon as Lin Ran thought of this expression, his expression was very wonderful, and he said very simply: "I don't want it anymore!" When speaking, he couldn't help but imagine Chu Yichen sniffing his underwear secretly, and shuddered directly, emphasizing again: " I don't want it! I don't want anything! I don't want it!"

Nan Huaijin didn't understand what he was causing.But now robots are highly popular, no matter what the procedures are, the efficiency of handling things is extremely fast.What's more, what Lin Ran lacks now is just some luggage.

After ordering the necessary supplies online, within about 5 minutes, three mailing robots appeared at the door of the dormitory carrying a bunch of large and small packages.

Lin Ran used his ID to stamp the heads of each mailing robot, and took the pile of things back.

After a series of things such as unpacking and making the bed, it was already evening.

As a warm and hospitable roommate, Nan Huaijin helped her all afternoon, lying on the bed and said, "What a fucking school! Why is the use of domestic robots banned? If my Beibei is allowed to fight, cleaning up the dormitory is only a cup of coffee." effort."

Lin Ran lay on the bed that had just been made, lazily not wanting to get up, "The ghost knows what the principal thinks. But I hate tomorrow's business more than the home robot."

Nan Huaijin answered weakly: "Tomorrow? What's going on tomorrow?"

"Military training." Lin Ran added with a bitter face, "I heard that tomorrow at five o'clock, an instructor will come and teach us how to make tofu cubes. If you wake up late, you will be demerited."

"Damn it! Forgot about this? The bloody broken school still needs military training! Why does this school still retain such an ancient tradition?"

"Probably because this is a military academy."

"...That makes sense..." Nan Huaijin lazily turned over, "I don't want to do military training—I'm home and no one forces me to run in the morning, and I have to get up at five o'clock every day to get here! You said I'd drop out of school now. Is it in time?"

Lin Ran felt the same way.Sure enough, military training is a classic inheritance that cannot be erased by the times!

Nan Huaijin on the opposite side turned over at this moment, looked at Lin Ran and said, "Brother, you are my brother, let's discuss something."

Seeing the other party's solemn expression, Lin Ran felt that what he was going to say was not good.

Sure enough, Nan Huaijin looked at him and said in a low voice, "Why don't we pretend to be sick, you are so capable, there must be a way to prevent the school doctor from seeing that we are pretending to be sick."

Affected by his tense tone, Lin Ran also seemed to forget that there were only the two of them in the dormitory, and said in a low voice, "This is not good."

"Then you plan to go to the military training?" Nan Huaijin pointed to the window, "I heard that this time the military training will go to the space base to train formations, the ultraviolet rays are strong! My cousin went there the year before last, and when she came back, she was directly exposed as an African!"

Lin Ran imagined that his whole body was black and charcoal, and only when he smiled would he show his white teeth, so he quickly shook his head and gave Nan Huaijin an OK gesture.

Without further ado.Lin Ran went to Xingwang to order some necessary medicinal materials.

1 minutes later, the doorbell rang.

Lin Ranxin said that this time the merchant's delivery speed was fast enough. After getting out of bed without wearing shoes, she took a few steps to the door and opened it with a creak.

"Is it a courier from the pharmacy? I'm..."

Halfway through the speech, it stopped abruptly.

At the door, Chu Yichen stared at Lin Ran with a dark face: "You moved the dormitory?!"

Why the fuck did you not make a sound? !

Lin Ran reflexively wanted to close the dormitory door, but Chu Yichen detected it in advance and blocked it with his backhand.

Hearing the movement, Nan Huaijin, who was brushing her teeth, took a look at the door with a foam probe, but there was no one there.

There is no postal robot, and neither does Lin Ran.

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