I might be a fake cannon fodder [Quick Transmigration]

When Lin Ran hid in the room to adjust his mood, Chu Yichen didn't stop.

[Why hasn't he come out yet?Are you still crying? 】

【He doesn't really like me, does he? 】

【The way he cries is obviously pretty...but I don't like it...】

[I still like the way he stares at me. 】

【What is he doing in the house? 】

[He... is too unfamiliar... Ran Ran? 】

【Hi Ran Ran~ I want to see Ran Ran ruthlessly despise me~】

Even though Lin Ran blocked his ears with all his strength, Chu Yichen's voice still reached his ears without uttering a single word.

"Xiaoqi, is there a way to block these words?"

"It can't be helped, this is the gold finger brought by the original owner. I have no right to interfere with anything that is not produced by the system~"

Lin Ran heheed, "Then plug your ears for me!"

How did the guy come up with those words? !Don't you feel ashamed?After hearing this, he wanted to pry open Chu Yichen's head to see what the hell was inside!

Bai Qi let out a grudging oh, and pulled his ears down.

The sounds from outside continued.

[Ah~ Nosebleed! 】

[He called me Chen Ge Ge... Chen Ge Ge~?Thanks to his yelling. 】

【However...if he calls me Chengege while being called by me...】

[Oops, the nosebleed is about to stop!tissue?Where are the tissues? 】

Lin Ran opened the door with a dark face, and saw Chu Yichen clutching his nose looking for water and paper all over the room, and even a few drops of nosebleed dripped on the clean floor along his fingers.He scolded an idiot in his heart, pointed to the bathroom in his room and said, "Why don't you go wash it soon?"

【Great!His expression became fierce again~]

Lin Ran resisted the urge to throw the other party out, and waited for him to clean up before calling him into the living room and sitting opposite him.However, before he could say what he wanted to say, Chu Yichen, who was sitting upright, said: [Call me! 】

Lin Ran: "..."

[Call me scold me! 】

[Quickly insult | insult me!Quickly let me kneel in front of you and kiss the back of your feet! 】

[Order me to take off my clothes! 】

[Ah - despise me to your heart's content! 】

【Come on! 】

【Like those people before, I will fight hard! 】

[I really want to overwhelm Ran Ran! 】

【Give me a reason! 】

"Wow! Brother Ran, did you hear that, it turns out that he has bad intentions!"

Lin Ran: "..." He gritted his teeth and said, "Bai-qi-!! I told you not to listen!!"

Bai Qi: "...QAQ..."

Chu Yichen spoke again.

[If Ran Ran calls me Chen Ge Ge again like in the morning...]

【If you reject Ran Ran severely...】

【What should I do if Ran Ran cries again? 】

【compromise?Just say I fell in love with Ran Ran at first sight? 】

【Ran Ran is too soft, will she not go down and hit me?What about the pile of horsewhips of different models at home? 】

[I hit Ran Ran? 】

[Although I like being beaten...but I also like to be beaten...]

【If I bind his hands and feet with a red ribbon...】

【If Ran Ran turns her back to me and reveals her smooth back...】

【If I hit it with a whip...】

【If Ran Ran is like those people before, crying and asking me to let him go...】

[Will never let him go! 】

[I want to hear him crying and begging for mercy! 】

[I want to hear him call me Brother Chen in a hoarse voice! 】

Lin Ran was about to try hard to suppress the veins on his forehead, pretending to disgust him as if he had to, and stood up when he heard these words!

"Bai Qi! Bai Qi! What's going on with this guy?! Is he shaking M or shaking S?!"

Bai Qi looked thoughtful, "Brother Ran, can he do both? You see, in those film and television materials, when he took revenge on those who had attacked him, the excited expression in his eyes didn't look fake. .”

"Both? How is it possible? They are clearly opposite attributes!"

"Extreme things will be reversed, Brother Ran, maybe he has been hovering on the boundary line between the two, if you push it a little, his position will change."

"Is it too late for me to give up the mission now?"

"...if you are willing."

"..."

"..."

Lin Ran said stubbornly: "Why can't I bear it?"

Bai Qi: "..."

Lin Ran found a good reason for herself: "But I'm short-tempered, this bastard misses me so much, I can't swallow this breath without peeling off his skin!"

Bai Qi: "..." He pretended that Lin Ran was reasonable, and instead of hitting him, he said, "Brother Ran, then you only have two choices now. First, you fuck him. Second, he fucks you Tune into M."

Lin Ran's eyebrows twitched: "Actually, I still have a third choice."

Bai Qi: "?"

"Did you forget what was said in the plot?"

In doubt, Lin Ran grabbed Chu Yichen by the collar and dragged him to the bedroom window.

【Ran Ran's hand! 】

【Ran Ran's room! 】

【Ran Ran's bed! 】

【Ran Ran's...】

There is nothing left.Because Lin Ran kicked him out of the broken floor-to-ceiling window while he was trying to make up his mind!

joke!Do you really think he has a good temper?

Bai Qi: "!"

How did he forget?In the book, after the original owner brought Chu Yichen back, he was whipped and thrown out of the window.

The security robot on standby in the courtyard sensed that someone had fallen from the building, immediately soared into the air, and caught Chu Yichen firmly in mid-air.Chu Yichen didn't react until his feet landed on the ground.

【I was kicked down by Ran Ran just now? 】

Lin Ran nodded, thinking that it's time to let go of those thoughts that shouldn't be had, but turned around, and there was a loud roar from downstairs.

【Ahhh!Ran Ran just kicked my ass! 】

【My ass! 】

【butt! 】

Lin Ran staggered and almost fell from the window.

Unbearable, no need to endure.

Lin Ran turned around, pointed towards the door, looked up at Chu Yichen upstairs, and said, "Get out of here!"

He thought his voice was loud enough, but he didn't expect that Chu Yichen's exclamation almost deafened his ears.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——Ran Ran scolded me! 】

【Ran Ran scolded me! 】

[He scolded me! 】

The veins on Lin Ran's forehead were exposed, and he was so angry that he wanted to slap him to death.Although he really wanted to scold: "Could you fucking stop thinking about those messy things with this extremely upright expression!" But he steadfastly held back.

Just as he was about to turn around, out of sight and out of mind, Chu Yichen over there began to lose his mind again.

[Go up now, he will definitely be even angrier! 】

[I will kick harder! 】

【Will leave his footprints on me! 】

[I want to see Ran Ran's feet! 】

It's fine if you just think about it, but Chu Yichen really planned to come up, and he called the security robot to ask the other party to carry him up.

Lin Ran couldn't hold back the anger anymore, and did the most indecent thing since he could remember.

Angrily, he took off his leather shoes and threw them in the direction of Chu Yichen!

If you don't smash it to death, you will stink to death!

Seeing that the leather shoe was about to hit Chu Yichen's face, the security robot at the side caught the shoe firmly with lightning speed!

At the same time, Chu Yichen's voice became even higher.

【Ran Ran's shoes! 】

[It smells so good! 】

[He still has one in his hand! ! 】

[Smash it over here! ! ! 】

Upstairs, Lin Ran, who obviously lost his mind, was about to throw the shoe off his other foot: "..."

He put down his shoes silently and in slow motion, and silently and fiercely compared his middle fingers to Chu Yichen downstairs who was waiting for the other leather shoe.

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