I might be a fake cannon fodder [Quick Transmigration]

Chu Yichen's disguise was extremely good, and there was not even the slightest hint of encroachment on his face.If the voice in his ear was not so real that Lin Ran could not ignore it, he would almost think that he was hallucinating.

Faced with such a person who coveted his chrysanthemum all the time, Lin Ran was seriously shaken about whether to take Chu Yichen back.

"Brother Ran..." Sensing Lin Ran's resistance, Bai Qiyu said earnestly, "You have to know, this is the third time you have entered the world of LEVELA."

Lin Ran: "..."

After the big boss behind the scenes in the previous world was exposed, he and Suye returned to the Western Regions halfway.But for some reason, Feng Luan and the others chased after him, and cleaned up some mobs that appeared during the novel one after another on the way.In the later period, although Feng Luan did not get together with Li Xingzhi, but held hands with his junior brother Ye Zhi for a lifetime, but generally speaking, the plots that should be done are gone, and the monsters that should be fought are all gone. Even if you can’t get a high score, you can get a pass Lines are also available.But when he finally saw the system's assessment results, he literally spit out blood.

... 40%... unexpectedly only 40%...

Bai Qi's tone at that time obviously hated iron and steel: "Brother Ran, what Xiaoyan saw was that all beautiful men love me, but look, since you entered the plot, how many peach blossoms are left around Fengluan? There is only one leaf branch left ah!"

Due to the lesson learned last time, after Bai Qi reminded him, Lin Ran had no choice but to cheer up and deal with Chu Yichen.

Oh, I still have to bring Chu Yichen home.

In front of him, Chu Yichen was still maintaining that perfect smirk, but the line in his heart changed from "thinking about the day" to "wanting him to give me a monkey".

Lin Ran felt short of breath, his hands trembled, and his face was slightly distorted, "Didn't you hear what Ben Shao said? I want the most expensive wine here!" He snatched the price from Chu Yichen's hand Shan, pointing to 'Martha' in the first column, gritted his teeth, "Do you think there is someone missing, let me tell you, I'll pay three times the price, you go immediately, Martha, bring it out to me!"

While speaking, he was still wondering, this Chu Yichen must be a dick, otherwise how could it be possible to fall in love with him at first sight and rush to be tortured?Unexpectedly, as soon as this idea popped up, Chu Yichen's voice became a little hoarse.

【ah!God, how can there be such a beautiful voice in the world?Scold me harder! 】

Lin Ran didn't check, and couldn't help cursing: "Are you fucking out of your mind?!"

[He scolded me!It sounds so beautiful!One more curse... no... ten sentences! 】

However, contrary to what he thought in his heart, Chu Yichen's expression was a little angry and hurt, but due to Lin Ran's identity, he could only swallow his anger and say: "Mr. After drinking, there is really no reason to ask the guests to come back. You seem reasonable, and you must understand the difficulties of us waiters."

If Lin Ran couldn't hear what he was thinking in his heart, he might feel ashamed for embarrassing the other party, but...

[I want to be scolded by him! 】

[I want him to slap me! 】

[I want to strip him naked! 】

[I miss him! 】

……

Lin Ran could hear the veins on his forehead twitching.He unceremoniously grabbed Chu Yichen's collar and brought him over: "You better clear your mind! Tell me to hear these messy things again, and I have more than a hundred ways to tell you to stay in the imperial capital." Don't go down!"

Chu Yichen's expression became colder: "This guest, please pay attention to your identity."

【His eyelashes are so long!They are flapping their fans! 】

【His lips are so red!Ah~ Don't stop scolding! 】

[His eyes seem to be on fire!It's wonderful, he's despising me! 】

【Look down on me as much as you want! 】

……

Lin Ran: "So, Xiao Qi, why did this damn Shaking M become the protagonist? She has no self-esteem!"

Bai Qile's voice trembled wildly: "Brother Ran, you can't discriminate against Shaking M. Also, he's not just Shaking M, he's also an idiot."

"Can the original owner hear these voices?"

"Nine times out of ten, you can get it. The price of the mind-reading golden finger is ridiculously high. I don't have the money to buy it for you."

"In that case, he deserves to be scumbag. If it were me, I would cut him to death!"

【What was he thinking about? 】

[Why don't you look at me? ! 】

【Look at me! 】

【Look at me! ! 】

[Look at me! ! ! 】

【Look at me! ! ! ! 】

Lin Ran: "..." He finally finished his confrontation with Bai Qi, and looked at Chu Yichen like an idiot.

【He is looking at me again~】

【Ah~ I want to kiss him~~】

Lin Ran: "..." He suddenly had an idea, and looked at Chu Yichen like a lover, "I'm sorry~~ I shouldn't have hurt you just now, are you sad? Are you sad? Do you want to go back with me? Let I embrace your weak and fragile body with my selfless and comforting heart~"

The aristocrats who were watching the theater with great interest shuddered at the same time and were disgusted.

【…】

【? 】

Lin Ran made persistent efforts, took Chu Yichen's hand with both hands, and looked at him affectionately: "Ah~~ beautiful young man~~"

The nobles around couldn't help retching.

He ignored those voices and sang like an opera: "Do you know? I have already taken a fancy to you the first time I came in~~You don't know how noble and holy your face like a white peony is~~You don't know your face A character like a red rose makes me ecstatic~~"

"In order to attract Miaoren'er's attention, I did unforgivable things. I made things difficult for you, I despised you, I spurned you... However, my heart, I love you as before~~"

Before Lin Ran passed away, he would occasionally watch operas with some friends. Such a bunch of nasty and disgusting songs really sounded like that, but it hurt the audience's three views.Already some nobles couldn't bear it anymore and left the arena one after another. When they passed by Lin Ran, they all looked at him like a fool.

"I beg your forgiveness. For this reason, even if you want to whip my back with a horsewhip, young man~, I will never refuse to adore you~"

Chu Yichen: "..."

【Extremely boring! 】

Lin Ran almost burst out laughing when he heard this sentence, but he held back his laughter and continued to pinch his throat and said, "Beautiful boy~ I fell in love with you at first sight~~ I haven't solved the pain of lovesickness, you go back with me. I I will offer you the best food and wine in the world, just to make you happy~"

Chu Yichen patted his hand away expressionlessly, and his voice was sullen: "Mister, please respect yourself!"

【Another M】

Lin Ran's smile twitched, and he said to himself, "You're crazy! Your whole family is crazy!"

[Why can't I find an S?He was obviously very arrogant when he came in, but he was such a weak chicken who was not good at anything! 】

Lin Ran showed a smile that couldn't be refused at the right time: "Don't toast and refuse to eat fine wine, let me tell you, it's your luck that I see you! Do you think you, a little waiter, can defy me?"

[I want him like this! 】

"This young master is kind, and I will give you two choices." Lin Ran stretched out his index finger, "First, you go with this young master!" He stretched out his middle finger, "Second, this young master knocked you unconscious and carried you back! "

[Hit hard!Knock me out! 】

Don't care what you say in your heart, Chu Yichen's face is full of shame and anger: "Shameless!"

Lin Ran was rude, picked up the ashtray on the table and knocked him unconscious.

He didn't go to pick him up, and let him fall heavily to the ground.Lin Ran kicked his body with his feet, and finally cursed viciously after seeing him fainted: "Damn mentally retarded!"

Greeting to the owner of the shop and calling for someone to help throw Chu Yichen, who was lying dead, into the back seat of the car, Lin Ran left shaking with goosebumps all over her body.

He hadn't gone far, and at the inner corner of the bar, in the most inconspicuous place, a man raised his eyebrows, and said to Tantaiyan beside him: "Your sister-in-law's younger brother is really..." He thought for a while, and thought of a word, "It's hard to say."

The obvious gloating in the tone.

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