I might be a fake cannon fodder [Quick Transmigration]

Lin Ran is reading a book recently.

Strictly speaking, it is to be read.

Only after living together did I realize that Qiao Keyu was extremely annoying.

Let's not mention the fact that he was shut down for the time being, and all his communication equipment was taken away for the time being, but the annoying point was really unbearable for him.

When watching a TV series, the hero and heroine will watch a little more, and Qiao Keyu will say: "Ran Ran, why do you keep watching him, he looks as good as me?"

Lin Ranruo said: "Not as good as you." The other party turned off the TV and said solemnly: "Then watch me."

Lin Ranruo said, "It's prettier than you." The other party...don't mention it, his butt hurts when he mentions it.

Watching a variety show and smiling a little, Qiao Keyu will say: "Ran Ran, you smile so happily at him, why do you always have a disgusted face towards me?"

Lin Ranxin said: "You shut me down and expect me to treat you well?" But he didn't dare to tell the truth, so he had to praise the host, "Don't you think the host of this show is very interesting?"

Qiao Keyu heard this, and said with a murderous expression: "It's interesting, you don't look at me when they show up, it's really interesting."

Lin Ranruo lied: "It's not interesting." Qiao Keyu put on a resentful face: "You hate me so much? Would you rather watch these boring programs than talk to me?"

So Lin Ran turned off the TV and went to watch the drama.

If it's a harem fan, Qiao Keyu will say: "Ran Ran, do you like this kind of thing? What's so good about a woman? They can't make you comfortable. The same goes for the male lead, who can't control his eyes and lower body at all times."

Lin Ran: "...you are the only one."

Qiao Keyu looked proud: "Of course, I like Ran Ran the most."

If it was a hot-blooded fan, Qiao Keyu would sneer and sneer: "What is there to admire about this stupid and brainless middle-school boy? If it was me, I would never let him live past three episodes."

If it was you, you would be the villain boss who was wiped out in minutes because of his mouth and beating!

If it was reasoning, Qiao Keyu would always tell who the murderer was with a dull face.

"Is this murderer considered a criminal with a high IQ? Anyone with a wink will know it's him."

"Is there something wrong with this author? It is impossible to realize this modus operandi in reality."

"Are these policemen out of their minds? So obvious clues can't be found?"

Lin Ran was speechless the whole time, and only said coolly when he heard this sentence: "I'm sorry, I have a hole in my head, so please bear with me."

Qiao Keyu realized that he had said the wrong thing, so he beat his legs and rubbed his shoulders, but refused to untie the chain.

Lin Ran had nothing to say, and decided to play games.

I can't connect to the Internet, so I have to play stand-alone.Fortunately, in order to please him, Qiao Keyu bought a bunch of game discs in advance, including various types.

With the lessons learned from the past, Lin Ran didn't dare to play games with heroines, so he picked and subtracted, and chose the most common game of fighting monsters, upgrading games and story games.

However, before his butt warmed up, Qiao Keyu moved the small bench and sat next to him.

Lin Ran: "...you are always so busy."

Qiao Keyu smiled: "I just want to be with Ran Ran. You play, I watch."

Lin Ran: "..." He would be thankful that Qiao Keyu didn't bother him.

Sure enough, not long after the game started, if the selected character was a little more handsome, he would come up to him and get very close: "Ran Ran likes this one?"

Lin Ranruo shook her head, and Qiao Keyu would ask, "Then which one do you like? I'll pinch your face for you."

There is always only one ending for him to pinch his face.So all of Lin Ran's game characters have Qiao Keyu's face, even female characters.Not to mention, he is good-looking, even when he is disguised as a woman, he is surprisingly beautiful.

Every time he used Qiao Keyu's face to brush monsters, Lin Ran had a very subtle feeling.If I had to describe this feeling in one sentence, it would be - close the door and let Qiao Keyu go!

But pinching his face is only one of the more acceptable types of Qiao Keyu's countless demon incidents, and the more annoying ones are behind.

Every time a character is played, a set of game costumes of the same style will appear in Lin Ran's room that day.

Qiao Keyu always has a way to force Lin Ran to put on the clothes, and by the way, use various tools that appear in the game to have a fancy play.

The worst time, Lin Ran played with a monk, using a long string of Buddhist beads and a long wooden stick as the weapon.

Both ended up in his ass...

After that time, Lin Ran never played games anymore, so he could only read books.Sometimes on the balcony, sometimes on the sofa, sometimes on the bed.No matter where he is, Qiao Keyu will always hug him from behind, kiss the back of his head, his neck, his butterfly bones with delicate kisses...

Lin Ran finally couldn't do anything anymore.

And this is only the seventh day of his captivity.

In just one week, Qiao Keyu successfully deprived Lin Ran of his interest. He just repeated the same movements mechanically every day. Regardless of whether he was on or off the bed, Qiao Keyu tossed and turned, and the kisses became numb.

On the ninth day in captivity, Lin Ran finally begged him.

"Qiao Keyu, I beg you, don't do this."

When talking, I still have time to think about other things.Maybe Qiao Keyu's previous comment was correct, the policeman has a brain, and his immediate boss, Chen Kang, is no exception.He has been locked up for so many days, or locked up in his own home, but no one came to find him? !

At that time, Qiao Keyu leaned on him and kept kissing him.When he heard what Lin Ran said, he stopped for a moment, then sneered: "You begged me? You begged me?"

For the first time, Lin Ran felt fearful because of his words.

After that, Lin Ran never spoke again.After he was silent, Qiao Keyu also fell silent, but his expression was even more terrifying.

Lin Ran found that he couldn't be afraid, he was going crazy.

On the 11th day of being imprisoned, Lin Ran got up and found that the place beside her was empty.In the past, he would always open his eyes in Qiao Keyu's tightly locked arms, but now that Qiao Keyu is not around, he feels a little uncomfortable.

But he has already decided to have a cold war with Qiao Keyu, so ignore him.

It was only when I came to the bathroom that I realized that the light inside was always on, and the sound of splashing water could be heard from the outside.

Except for Qiao Keyu, there would be no one else inside.

Lin Ran waited at the door for a long time, but he didn't wait for the people inside to come out. The more he waited, the more anxious he became, and he kicked open the bathroom door.

Sure enough, Qiao Keyu was inside, sitting with his head buried in his knees on the cold floor of the bathroom.The overhead shower was turned on to the maximum, and all the water that flowed hit the top of his black hair, and his clothes were soaked.

Lin Ran went in and tested the temperature of the water, it was cold water.Judging by his appearance, I don't know how long he has been sitting here.

When Xu Shi heard the movement, Qiao Keyu raised his head and looked at Lin Ran dully.

Lin Ran laughed angrily at his expression, "What are you doing in the cold water? To show sympathy? If you have the ability, you can take a box of ice cubes and put them in the bathtub for an ice bath!"

He thought that Qiao Keyu would be angry when he heard this, but his eyes suddenly burst into light: "Ran Ran, you are willing to talk to me!"

Lin Ran: "..."

He turned off the shower, grabbed Qiao Keyu's wrist and dragged it out mercilessly.Qiao Keyu was afraid that he would be troubled, so she hurriedly stood up and followed behind him, acting like an obedient student.

But Lin Ran will not be gentle with him just because of this.Throwing the clean clothes he took out mercilessly on his face, "You, you are trying to piss me off! It's so good, why are you pouring cold water on it?"

Seeing Qiao Keyu standing still, Lin Ran said again: "Why are you standing there? Change clothes!" Then he took out the hair dryer and pressed Qiao Keyu, who had put on dry clothes, onto the sofa, not gentle at all for him Blow dry your hair.

"Ran Ran ignored me, I was very angry."

Lin Ran lowered the vent, and said in his heart, "I'll burn you to death. If you get angry, I won't be angry? What's your position to be angry?"

"I'm afraid that I will do something bad and make you unhappy, so I will pour cold water to calm down."

Lin Ran moved the air outlet away and rolled his eyes.Qiao Keyu had done enough things to make him unhappy, and he almost had a heart attack.

"...But Ran Ran, I still can't calm down."

Lin Ran paused and finally sighed.

"Why lock me up?"

Qiao Keyu was silent, Lin Ran knocked on his head: "Say!"

"I'm afraid something will happen to you where I can't see you."

Lin Ran shrugged: "It's nothing to worry about, what could happen to me?"

Qiao Keyu was silent for a long time again, so long that Lin Ran thought he would not answer, so he said slowly, "I just want you to live well under my eyes. But...but you are not happy..." He bent down, With five fingers deeply inserted into the hair, "...you ignore me."

Lin Ran remembered the origin of his cold war, and went around to Qiao Keyu and squatted down.He put Qiao Keyu's hand down and held it tightly. "Why did you talk so much in the first few days?"

He originally wanted to say 'why are you so annoying', but changed at the end.

Qiao Keyu looked into his eyes and said, "I haven't talked to you for a long time, and I just want to talk to you more."

He held Lin Ran's hand tightly, "I'm always afraid, afraid that I'm actually dreaming. I'm afraid that you haven't come back, it's just an illusion that I miss you too much. I'm afraid that I will become a lunatic."

Lin Ran felt very distressed when she heard this.Qiao Keyu suddenly laughed at himself: "Actually, you are a fake."

"But it doesn't matter if you are fake, and it doesn't matter even if I really become a lunatic."

"At least you are here, that's enough."

Lin Ran opened his mouth, but found that he couldn't make a sound.

Qiao Keyu talked for a long time, how long?He said he was fake, so what?

Lin Ran didn't know why he was hypocritical, and kept pretending that he didn't realize that the other party probably knew who he was from the very beginning.Still thinking about when the showdown will take place, only to tell him now, it turns out that Qiao Keyu always thought his appearance was just a hallucination? !

Fuck your ass!

He thought he should laugh at the other party severely, how could he be fake?How could it be fake?How could it be... fake?

Suddenly his head was raised, and Qiao Keyu's voice sounded close and far away: "Ran Ran, why are you crying? Did I make you unhappy again?"

He wiped away Lin Ran's tears in a panic, "I'm sorry Ran Ran, don't cry, I don't care about you anymore, and I don't bother you anymore, don't cry, I really don't care about you..."

Lin Ran wanted to curse when he heard that he was so flustered.If you don't scold others, just scold yourself, and scold him severely.

It stands to reason that he has been imprisoned for so long, so he should hate this kid to death, why does he feel distressed because of what he heard?Are you still crying?

He thought he had no willpower, so he should fight.Crying, crying, let his cronies and friends hear him crying because of a few words from his boyfriend, and they must not despise him to death.He said that he was not sister Lin, and he couldn't cry over such a trivial matter, so he had to stop it quickly, he had to stop it.

I thought so, but the tears just kept falling down.

Just as he gave up on himself and was about to let go of his face and open his throat, howling twice, his body suddenly fell back on the carpet.

Qiao Keyu pressed him down and blocked his lips.

Lin Ran was stunned for a second, then pressed the back of the opponent's head with his backhand, and said in his heart: "Damn it, let me make such a fool of myself, I will settle accounts with you later."

The two waved from the carpet to the bed, from morning to night.When Lin Ran opened his eyes again, it was another sunny day.

Qiao Keyu wrapped his arms around his waist, put his legs on his body, and fell asleep.

Lin Ran was uncomfortable being hugged by him and wanted to wake him up.He put his hands on Qiao Keyu's face, but he was reluctant to use force, so he had to gently hook his nose.

Qiao Keyu smiled in his sleep.

Lin Ran stopped her hand, and finally put it on his back, muttering incessantly: "Crazy, really fucking crazy..."

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