I might be a fake cannon fodder [Quick Transmigration]

Strictly speaking, Lin Ran has had fifty girlfriends if not one hundred, and he can be regarded as the master among thousands of flowers. This is the same as Lin Xu.But the difference is that Lin Xu is a real vagabond without even a leaf among the thousands of flowers.

Lin Ran, hey, Lin Ran... Although he has many girlfriends, at most they are limited to flirting with little hands.I have never experienced kissing a small mouth, let alone having a sauce with someone else.

He thought well, saying that girls should be treasured, unless they get married, they shouldn't pollute the girl's innocence.

To put it bluntly, it is Liu Xiahui who is once in a hundred years possessed, even if a girl is naked and standing in front of others, he will also cover people with a quilt without seeing any injustice. I don’t know how many girls have fainted with that incomprehensible look. .

It's fine to say that you don't have sex with others, there should be kissing.

On the girl's birthday, while giving the roses of Xiangche, while hugging the girl's small waist for a French kiss, how romantic!

But Lin Ran is not.

His friend persuaded him: "Brother, I didn't mean you. What a domineering president you are, why did you become a pedantic scholar? Don't see or listen to insults when you are full of words. If the sex life is not harmonious in the beginning of the year, who will be with you."

Lin Ran answered well: "If I want to kiss them, Xiao Luo won't allow me to kiss him good night. It's not like you don't know that he has a cleansing habit. If I kissed other women before, he wouldn't let me get close to him. I have bad breath. You said that I never brushed my teeth in the morning and evening, so why do I have bad breath?"

gay friend:"……"

This reason can give full marks.I have seen people who forget their friends after seeing their sex, but I have never seen someone who forgets their sex after seeing their brothers.She said in her heart that you cared so much about your little Luo, you might as well marry him.

This is the state of Lin Ran's relationship before his death, without exception.

The only one who had ever kissed her was Fang Hao, and he kissed her at the engagement banquet between him and her at the instigation of relatives and friends.I don't want to express how Lin Ran felt when he kissed at that time, anyway, Lin Luo refused to talk to him for half a month.

Therefore, Lin Ran is very repulsive about kissing people.

But he was so repulsive, Lin Xu still moved towards him, kissing him from time to time when he was not prepared.Sometimes it's the face, sometimes it's the chin, sometimes it's the forehead, and sometimes it's the lips.

The first day of doing this was the third day after Lin Xu had a showdown with him.

Lin Xu spoke well that day, and his words were sincere.He said he wouldn't be doing something that Lin Ran hated, but he really didn't do it. He behaved well and was an arm's length away from Lin Ran in everything, which won Lin Ran's heart.However, this kind of life only lasted for three days... Besides, everything Lin Xu did made Lin Ran extremely embarrassed.

On the first day, before Lin Xu entered the kitchen, he made a vow that he would make a Love Bento for him.Not to mention that he doesn't need to eat here at all, even if he needs to, he won't be able to get out, what lunch box do he want?Getting a bento is almost the same.But just like that, Lin Xu's meal couldn't be finished, and the kitchen was burned down instead.

Lin Ran immediately had a headache and said: "I said, everything in this house is under your control, so you can still burn the kitchen down, and I will obey you."

Lin Xu with a cat face, while waving a shovel in the thick smoke, took the time to reply: "But one day you go out, I still want to cook for you, then I can't do whatever I want, so I should practice in advance, anyway. Burn whatever you want."

As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, the oil in the pot burned up, directly burning Lin Xu's hair into curly hair.

Lin Ran smiled unceremoniously, mocking.

He overturned the pile of mosaics that Lin Xu made, pulled him out, put on an apron and went into the kitchen.Lin Xu immediately made the kitchen brand new, and stood at the door expectantly, waiting for Lin Ran's love to feed him. It didn't take long for Lin Ran to burn the kitchen down, and he became an afro just like Lin Xu.

Lin Xu also smiled unceremoniously. While laughing, he wiped off the stains on Lin Ran's face with a wet towel, and ate the pile of mosaics that Lin Ran made...by the way.

Lin Ran had a look of disbelief.I tried to take a bite myself, and almost lost my soul.

The next day, Lin Xu stopped messing around in the kitchen and started role-playing.

He has played many roles and many popular roles.Pick one at random, it's the male god that the girls scream.Of course, occasionally there are male nerves haunting.

The first one is the classic domineering president style.Dressed in a suit, with facial muscles paralyzed, he blocked Lin Ran against the wall: "Lin Ran, you have to remember that you are mine. Your people, your heart, and everything about you are mine. You can only think Follow me."

Lin Ran: "..."

I will endure!

The second one is a hard-working, gentle and loyal dog, dressed in a brown sweater and white slacks, a white-faced scholar.

"Ran Ran, no matter what you want to do, I will promise you. You have to remember that I am always by your side and will never leave you."

Lin Ran: "..."

I can bear it!

The third one played the role of ghost and animal disease, with thick dark circles under her eyes from not sleeping for a long time, and her complexion was as pale as a ghost: "Ran Ran, do you want to leave me again? Ha, ha ha! Do you like women? Okay, you Who do you like? You tell me, and I will personally capture her for you, kill her and soak her in formalin, so that she will only belong to you!"

Lin Ran: "..."

I can bear... a ghost!

After a fat beating, Lin Xu's face was covered with bruises, and he sat on the sofa in aggrieved way: "Ran Ran, didn't I just want to try which one you like? If you don't like it, it's fine, why beat me. I'm in so much pain , woo woo..."

Well, now it's a delicate little white model.

Lin Ran: "..." He couldn't bear to rub his eyebrows: "Lin Xu, are you free?"

Lin Xu nodded, finally stopped acting, and said with a smile: "Where am I free? You're not here, I'm exhausted."

"Not idle, you hang around in front of me all day long."

"Because..." Lin Xu shook his head, smiled wryly, "I feel bad because I can't see you."

Lin Ran: "..."

Still speechless, but he couldn't say anything serious.Seeing his uncomfortable look, Lin Xu couldn't help but said, "Ran Ran, I like you so much."

Lin Ran shook her head: "What do I like?"

Lin Xu approached him and said, "Everything about you is worthy of my liking."

This time, he didn't play anyone else, his eyes were full of him.Because he knew from beginning to end that his Ran Ran liked the real him.

Sure enough, Lin Ran, who was full of disgust when listening to the love talk a few times before, suddenly blushed at this moment, and insisted: "I don't like men."

Lin Xu moved, and said in his heart: "Look, how can I not like such a cute and jerky reaction?"

So Lin Xu smiled and said, "Would you like it if I become a woman?"

"Are you kidding, how can you..." Become a woman?

Before he finished speaking, Lin Xu changed suddenly, with two lumps of flesh on his chest.

With red lips, white face and black hair, she raised the hem of her skirt to reveal a corner of her panties, and winked at Lin Ran: "Little brother, do you want my servant to serve you?"

The veins on Lin Ran's forehead were throbbing, so he picked up Lin Xu and beat him fatly, cursing at the same time.

Lin Xu beat and scolded him all the time, and finally took advantage of Lin Ran's unpreparedness and hugged him in his arms.

"Ran Ran, if you really can't accept men, even if you ask me to undergo sex reassignment surgery, I'm willing. I just ask you to give me a chance."

Just as he was about to break away from the opponent's arm, Lin Ran froze for a moment, and said in a bitter voice, "Why are you bothering?"

Lin Xu hugged him even tighter: "It's not bitter, as long as it's you, it's not bitter."

Lin Ran was silent for a moment, finally broke free from him, and said, "Lin Xu, I hate transvestites."

Lin Xu said, "I see."

On the third day, Lin Xu took a guitar and sat on the sofa to sing love songs to Lin Ran.

"When I sang in the bar that day, what I really wanted was to make you look at me differently." He plucked the strings twice, "I want to tell you that I am very charming, and no one doesn't like me."

Lin Ran rolled her eyes: "You said that day that you would teach me how to pick up girls."

"I say you believe it? You don't know how to play guitar or sing. If I really want to teach you, I should teach you the tricks you can learn. How to talk to make girls happy, how to behave to tell girls that you have her in your heart, How to grasp the distance made her flustered. Tell me, have I taught you this?"

Lin Ran: "...you are really good, you are satisfied."

"Not satisfied. Especially when you say that there is a type you like in the bar, I am so angry that I want to kill that woman."

He began to sing: "Jealousy came suddenly, and I realized that I have already had a deep-rooted love for you. I have no way of exploring when this love sprouted. I only remember that day when I reached out to you, but only touched a cold barrier."

Lin Ran: "...you stop singing."

"I can't sing well?"

"No, it's just..." Lin Ran was embarrassed, "Don't you think it's too nasty? Two big men, what love song are you singing to me? Why don't you go out for a while if you have time, maybe you will meet your true destiny .”

For example, what happened to the protagonist.

"How do you know that my real son is not you?"

"because I……"

"Because you don't like men?"

"Isn't that reason enough?"

"Not enough. Naturally not enough."

"Then what is enough?"

"When you have a lover."

After Lin Xu finished speaking, he suddenly put down the guitar and came to Lin Ran, bowed his head and kissed his forehead.

Lin Ran was startled, pushed him away and said, "You said you wouldn't touch me!"

After I finished speaking, I wanted to slap myself, what I said was like a girl with fried hair.

Lin Xu said indifferently: "I also said that I don't like straight men."

Lin Ran: "!"

So, is this aboveboard talking without talking?Do you want some morals?

Lin Ran didn't expect him to say what he was thinking.What's more unexpected, Lin Xu kissed him again, then smacked his lips, and said in an insatiable way: "Jie Cao, can that thing be eaten?"

Lin Ran: "..."

Damn, I really want to kill this kid!