Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 11, the first year of zombies

light rain

Where there are people, there is paste.

"Unintentional mistake" is the most popular, "casual mention" is all unconcealed truths, and "just kidding" is full of malice.

I have quit diary for two full days, why do I suddenly start writing today?

The main reason is that the guys at the base are bullying too much!

No, bullying too much QAQ

We worked so hard to help them go to City B to find medicine and pack all kinds of supplies for them, but those guys actually ran to my door and fired shots to scare me!

Although it was later clarified that it was a misunderstanding, the zombies in my family were obediently fishing and weaving small flower baskets every day, and none of them went out to make trouble.Why did they come up and shoot indiscriminately? !Do you think I brought too many guns and ammunition for them, and there is nowhere to use them?

_(:_」∠)_I'm so sad...

I want to break off relations with the base!

I will never associate with them again!

connected

In the evening, I calmed down a lot, and the zombies came over to do my ideological work. The content was nothing more than that human beings have a natural fear of zombies. Seeing so many zombies gathered around me, I couldn’t help feeling uneasy. Something out of the ordinary.

Now that nothing happened to everyone and the misunderstanding has been resolved, you have to forgive and forgive others, don't care about them like them...

I don't know why Zombie said such a holy mother's remarks, but when I think about it carefully, when Xiaoguang provoked him again and again, he seemed to be angry for a while and then gradually let go. Maybe this guy himself is This kind of character.

To be honest, although I was very angry at the time, but after calming down and thinking about it, it seemed that there was an element of making excuses in it.

It is true that we have a good relationship with Jiang Hai, Xiao Ming, Xiao Guang, and Chen Fei, but the base is not theirs after all.Those people were unarmed before, even if they really wanted to kill me, I wouldn't be afraid.

What kind of climate can a group of guys who need my relief even for food become ╮(╯▽╰)╭

But it's different now, those guys have supplies, they are well fed and warm, and they still have weapons in their hands...

Although these things were sent by us, what if they bite back at that time?It's better to take this opportunity to draw a clear line with them, and each go their own way in the future, independently, without interfering with each other.

It's just that I can't bear to let Xiaoguang and them...

Zombie finally found a guy who has a common topic with him OTZ

October 11, the first year of zombies

weather showers

I haven't been in a good mood for the past two days, so I'd better write a diary to relieve myself, otherwise I'll be suffocated if I'm stuck in my heart.

The people at the base yesterday were driven away by me, and they really settled down a lot, and even the people who used to probe their brains and do reconnaissance disappeared.They may be afraid to really annoy me, and then I will take the zombies and tear them to pieces.

This is the advantage of being a zombie. Anyway, in some places we can scare those who want to bully us, so that they don't dare to go too far.If we were little ants, it is estimated that people would not give us a chance to defend, and they would wipe us out directly.

"It feels like after you came back from City B this time, you completely let go of the past." Zombie said with emotion, "When you went there, you still thought of yourself as a human being, and your head was full of thoughts about how to benefit the base."

"I've realized that I'm not human anymore, but I didn't find an organization at that time." I curled my lips and said, "But it's different now, there are a bunch of younger brothers who need me to cover, if my attitude is too weak , their group of stupid guys have to be bullied to death."

The old zombie laughed dumbfounded when he heard the words, and teased: "It seems that Xiao Yezi and the others are not in vain, you really treat them as brothers."

"Of course." I said, "I'm not like you, who is called a mountain god but does nothing."

"Then what do you want me to do?" The old zombie spread his hands and said helplessly, "No one made a wish to me."

"It's really a failure for a mountain god to rely on other people's wishes to know what he should do." I taunted him mercilessly.

╮(╯▽╰)╭ No way, who made him make some remarks about the Virgin Mary in my place yesterday, which made me feel bad?

Just as he was talking, a flash of lightning flashed across the sky, followed by rumbling thunder, and heavy rain fell from the sky.

Helpless, the zombie and I had to find a big tree nearby to hide from the rain.

Speaking of which, it's already late autumn, and it's almost winter, so why are there still showers?

The weather changes in the last days of OTZ really cannot be measured by common sense.

"I hope there will be a few days of sunny days after the rain this time." I murmured, "Little Yezi started to lose her hair because she hasn't been exposed to the sun for a long time."

"Isn't it because the weather is getting colder?" The zombie said, "In the north, the broad-leaved plants basically lose all their leaves before winter."

"Then winter is here, will it be cold for Xiao Yezi to wear this bald head?" I imagined Xiao Yezi's bald head, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"At that time, you can make him a rabbit fur hat." The old zombie said, "The fluffy one must be very cute."

Zombies have always had little resistance to furry things. I can already imagine how miserable Little Leaf will be this winter... Perhaps it is a good thing for him to return to his original form for the winter?

The rain was getting heavier and heavier, and the leaves basically couldn't stop the rain. Both the zombie and I were wet.Especially the old zombie, with long hair reaching to the waist, usually looks good, but now it is wet by the rain, and the strands are still dripping, looking like a water ghost crawling out of a lake.

"When I went to City B, I forgot to cut your hair for you. What a mistake." I stretched out my hand and brushed the lock of hair covering his face aside, "By the way, your hair is so long, why don't you tie it up? It doesn't hurt if it's so loose ?"

"It was tied up at first, but the tomb robbers took the hair crown away. Then I used a hair tie, and they took the hair tie away..." The old zombie sighed, "There was no other way, I could only use tree branches to pull my hair up like a woman, but those people didn’t even let the branches go, there were so many out there, but they just focused on this one on my head.”

It's obviously a very sad thing, but I feel inexplicably happy when I hear it.

"Maybe the wooden stick is pinned to your head, which looks more valuable." I suppressed a smile and comforted me, "But even so, you haven't considered cutting your hair?"

"I didn't make a mistake, why did I cut my hair?" Zombie asked strangely.

It turned out that only those who made mistakes would cut their hair at that time... Isn't the person with a short cut in his eyes a heinous crime?

While thinking wildly in his head, the zombie suddenly touched me with his elbow and handed me a handkerchief.

"Just wipe it off." He said, "Soaking in water for too long will cause skin ulceration."

Although OTZ knew that this guy had good intentions, but it really ruined the atmosphere...

"I have preservatives," I said.

However, having said that, I still took the zombie's veil and wiped the rainwater from my hands and face.

I feel like this picture is like a common plot in old sayings (*￣▽￣*)

Sheng and the monster hid from the rain under the tree, and then saw the monster's face was covered with rain, and wanted to wipe it off with his hands, but felt that it was unreasonable, so he handed over a handkerchief.In this way, a marriage began~

"What's next?" Zombie asked with relish.

"The monster fell in love with Sheng, and turned into an ordinary woman to marry him. In order not to let him find out that something was wrong, he made himself a little older every day, thinking that he would grow old with Sheng, and wait for him to die. Then go back to the mountain to practice." I said.

"If this story is told well, it must be deeply touching." The old zombie said, "Just listening to you say that, it seems a bit clichéd."

(▔皮▔) How dare you dislike me for telling him a story!Don't you think the story I'm telling is clichéd?Then give him a good one!

"I haven't finished talking yet. The monster originally planned this way, but the lifespan of this life seems to be extraordinarily long. She waited for nearly 200 years, but she didn't wait until the end of life." I said, "Do you know why?"

The zombie shook his head cooperatively and asked, "Why?"

"Because that Sheng is an older monster than her, they are both waiting for the other to die first." I laughed.

"That's interesting." Zombie also laughed, "But how did they find out about this?"

Once I opened my mind, I couldn't stop at all, and with the support from Zombie, I thought about it and made up the next story.

"Later, they felt that they could not go on like this anymore, and they had to find each other for a showdown. So, on a rainy day like the day they first met, the two came to the original tree, and agreed to make a boat out of leaves. Write down the biggest secret in your life on it. In this way, the two knew each other's identity, and then looked at each other with a smile, and instantly changed back to the appearance when they first met. The same people, the same feelings, the same weather, Everything is exactly the same as when we first met, except for the bits and pieces of their nearly 200 years together."

As I spoke, I actually shed tears.

No, zombies don't cry...

I looked up, and sure enough, the area above my head was leaking, and my face was covered with water.

"The story is really well told." The old corpse wrung out the veil just now and handed it to me again while talking, "Life is just like seeing it for the first time, it is indeed a very beautiful thing."

"Are you overwhelmed by my talent and willing to bow down?" I said narcissistically.

The old zombie smiled and gave a soft "hmm".

Immediately afterwards, probably influenced by the plot of my story, he picked up two fairly clean leaves from the ground and folded them into a boat.

"Here you are." The zombie said.

"Is there a secret in it? If there is no secret, I don't want it." I laughed.

I watched him fold it with my own eyes just now, how could there be a secret in it?But Zombie told me there was.

I took the leaf boat suspiciously, looked over and over again, but found nothing.

"What secret?" I asked.

"It's not a secret after I've said it." Zombie laughed, "The boat is here for you, take your time."

I felt inexplicably cheated, but I carefully put the leaf boat into my pocket.

What if there really is a secret in it?