Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual
Chapter 71 June of the First Year of Zombies
October 10, the first year of zombies
cloudy weather
Zhang Yan is really good at torturing OTZ, Xiao Yezi and I took a lot of effort to tie him up tightly.
I was wondering, in the situation where this kind of strength is completely overwhelmed, we are still willing to sit down and talk to him, it should be enough sincerity.But he just decided that we are villains, looking like we are immortal.
"If you want to go to the base, just step over my dead body." He always repeated these words.
To be honest, I really want to just bite him and turn him into a zombie, otherwise he will be uncomfortable and we will also be uncomfortable.
But Zombie rejected my proposal, saying that the two countries will not be killed if they are at war.If we really do something to Zhang Yan, it will be difficult to tell the people at the base.
(▔炸▔) Since it’s hard to say, then don’t tell the truth, just declare that this guy has turned into a zombie when we found him, wouldn’t it be enough?Anyway, there are so many zombies wandering around in city B, it's not uncommon to be bitten.
"Boss, if we really bite this guy, will we become villains?" Just when I was hesitating whether to bite Zhang Yan, Xiao Yezi tugged on my sleeve and asked in a low voice.
I was taken aback when I heard this.
"Why?" I asked subconsciously.
"Because, because I read the information you left me, it seems that there is no good end for those who oppose human beings." Xiao Yezi said, "I'm a little scared..."
I understand Xiao Yezi's mood.
Those films are all made by humans, and from their point of view, they are naturally Happy Ending, but as creatures outside the boundary, these films are completely outright horror films in the eyes of Xiao Ye.
Those extraterrestrial creatures inside, especially zombies, sometimes do nothing, just appear in front of human beings, and they will be headshot involuntarily.
"However, from a certain point of view, we were set up as villains from the very beginning. Humans gather weapons, build bases, and what are they defending against? Isn't it just us outsiders." I said, "Those videos... Well, you can just take a look, don't take it too seriously. But in the future, unless necessary, it will never hurt to stay away from humans."
I don't know if it's an illusion, but I think Xiao Yezi shivered.
(⊙o⊙) Did I say something scary just now?
"However, since we are not on the same side as humans, why do we have to work so hard to help them collect supplies? What if they are ready to bully us?" Xiao Yezi asked worriedly, "Ateng and I are fine." , as long as there are seeds, they can be resurrected at any time. But what do you do?"
I was silent, not knowing how to answer.Seriously, that's what worries me too.
When I was on the mountain, I was the only zombie, so subconsciously I still felt that I was of the same origin as human beings, and I couldn't help but want to help when I saw difficulties in the base.
And Jiang Hai and the others didn't seem to treat me and the zombie as different.The most obvious point is that he knows that we don't need to eat, but he will subconsciously leave us a portion when distributing food.
But this time there are so many materials to be transported back, we can't get them alone, we can only rely on the help of other zombies.
_(:_」∠)_Due to wandering the streets for a long time, those guys don’t look like me...Compared to them, Xiaosang’s body is even considered well preserved, at least since eating tomatoes with me, The little guy's body did not continue to rot.
"So we must not let the people in the base see the zombies." I sighed and murmured, "Otherwise we will be like pigs looking in the mirror—there are no people inside and out."
"What do you mean?" Xiao Ye Zi tilted her head and asked in confusion.
"To put it simply, our end will be the same as the zombies in the movie, being blasted to pieces by rockets," I said.
October 10, the first year of zombies
light rain
Xiao Yezi seemed to be frightened by me yesterday, but she didn't appear around Zhang Yan all day today.
That's fine, Zhang Yan's vitality is unusually tenacious, although he is now in a coma, he will wake up and fight back if he is not sure.
There are such powerful fighters at the OTZ base, which really makes me, a zombie, feel complicated.Obviously this guy was quite weak when we met last time, why did he become so strong in the blink of an eye?
"When we met last time, I couldn't control Yin Ling, and you couldn't control zombies either...Compared with him, we seem to have changed a lot." Zombie said, hugging Xiaosang.
= ̄ω ̄=Well... In fact, in my opinion, the biggest change should be Xiaosang.If the zombie didn't say it, I almost didn't recognize it.
As for why Xiaosang became what it is now, we have to start with the bone-bonding of the zombie.Because the bone is broken in the flesh, if the zombie wants to stick it, it has to cut open the flesh.
The zombie let Yin Ling temporarily take over Xiaosang's body, so this step went smoothly.
But after gluing the bones, the next job really made it difficult for the zombie.
If it was an ordinary operation, it would be fine to sew up the wound again, but Xiao Zang is a zombie dog. Even if the wound is stitched perfectly, the rest of the body is still tattered.
As a craftsman, Zombie can't accept the ugly appearance of his work.
Although not long ago he praised Xiaosang's cuteness...Maybe this is the legendary double standard...
All in all, without discussing with anyone, he gave Xiaosang a major transformation and made it look like a splicing toy.
Cute is cute, but always feels a little weird.
Speaking of which, the little mourner was as excited as ever when he saw me. Seeing that the zombie had no intention of letting go, he twisted his body and struggled to get out, then ran to me wagging his tail and circling around in front of me.
"It wants you to know that you have fully recovered." The old corpse said with a sigh, "I forgot to sleep and eat to fix it, but this guy only has eyes for you..."
"Are you jealous?" I picked up Xiaosang and smiled provocatively at the zombie, "Go play with your ghost."
"No." The zombie said.
"Then find your white children to play, how interesting it is to walk around in the fog alone."
"No."
"Then what do you want?"
"Just imagine being like this now, watching you play with the little mourner." The old zombie said, "It feels very happy."
I don't know why, we are already together, and from a certain point of view, we have slept together, but I still get excited because of some love words from the zombie from time to time.
"There will be many days like this in the future." I lowered my eyes and said, "As long as no one picks things up."
"Uh... yes." The zombie said.
I thought there was something wrong with his tone, and when I looked up, I found that his expression was also a little subtle.
"You want to make trouble?" I asked, "you have to think about it carefully, you are a family man now."
Speaking of the word "family", the scene in the costume drama involuntarily appeared in my mind, and I couldn't help laughing out loud.
"This group of ghosts and ghosts is enough for me to torment, I don't have the energy to go out and make troubles." The zombie said, "However, have you found that your words always have a kind of magical power, no matter what you say, Things always go in the opposite direction."
_(:_」∠)_Zombie finally discovered... This is the power of the legendary "flag".
And under the guidance of this mysterious power, I sold myself to zombies step by step.
⊙﹏⊙Wait, this seems to be still a flag!I remember that before I turned into a zombie, I said that I only like young ladies with big breasts and thin waists, and no matter how bad they are, they are also delicate and soft little lolis. It is impossible to like men in this life...
October 10, the first year of zombies
light rain
Although Ateng can't transform into a human form yet, he can already shake the soft little vines and interact with us cutely. It really is so cute and cute (* ̄▽ ̄*)
However, Xiao Yezi seemed not very happy, and she had a bad face all day, maybe because she felt that she was out of favor.
╮(╯▽╰)╭There is no other way. The growth period of plants is so fast. Although it has only been less than a month, the little leaves have changed from three or four-year-old babies to ten-year-old babies. Children, just look like a bear child, people don't like it.
"If you can keep your current appearance in the human base, maybe you can become friends with Xiaoguang." I said, "You are about the same age as he looks now."
"Human?" Little Leaf asked.
I nodded.
I originally thought this news would make him happier, but to Xiao Yezi, it was more like a shock.
"Don't let him get close to me!" Xiao Yezi said, "He will crush my head, and tear off my arms, tearing them into pieces!"
It seems that some bear child had done cruel sex to Xiao Yezi before, which made him have a psychological shadow.
"It's okay, if he bullies you, you can beat him." I said, "As long as you don't beat him to death, you can say anything. Take it as revenge for being bullied by the brat that year."
"I don't dare..." Xiao Yezi said with tears in her eyes, "I'm afraid that the people in the base will use rockets to blast me to pieces."
OTZ Well, I almost forgot, he also has a psychological shadow on this matter.
Connect:
Zhang Yan woke up in the evening, and found that he was tied up like a cicada pupa, and was carried by two zombies, and he went crazy again.I was wondering, how could this guy still have so much energy after not eating for several days?
Of course, we didn't mean to starve him, Little Leaf even tried to feed him fancy.But Zhang Yan seemed to be afraid that we would poison the food, so he would not eat anything, even if it was stuffed into his mouth, he would still spit it out.This kind of waste of food makes even a person like me who doesn't need to eat anything feel distressed.
(▔皮▔) He is clearly in the last days, why doesn't this guy know how to cherish food at all? !
But Zombie exaggerated Yan's integrity, and told us that before arriving at the human base, unless Zhang Yan took the initiative to ask us for food and water, we should not give him anything.
Uh... I don't quite understand the old zombie's routine.Does he agree with Zhang Yan's behavior or not?Fortunately, it is time to go to the human base tomorrow. As long as you don't mess around, you can't die if you don't eat or drink for a day.
cloudy weather
Zhang Yan is really good at torturing OTZ, Xiao Yezi and I took a lot of effort to tie him up tightly.
I was wondering, in the situation where this kind of strength is completely overwhelmed, we are still willing to sit down and talk to him, it should be enough sincerity.But he just decided that we are villains, looking like we are immortal.
"If you want to go to the base, just step over my dead body." He always repeated these words.
To be honest, I really want to just bite him and turn him into a zombie, otherwise he will be uncomfortable and we will also be uncomfortable.
But Zombie rejected my proposal, saying that the two countries will not be killed if they are at war.If we really do something to Zhang Yan, it will be difficult to tell the people at the base.
(▔炸▔) Since it’s hard to say, then don’t tell the truth, just declare that this guy has turned into a zombie when we found him, wouldn’t it be enough?Anyway, there are so many zombies wandering around in city B, it's not uncommon to be bitten.
"Boss, if we really bite this guy, will we become villains?" Just when I was hesitating whether to bite Zhang Yan, Xiao Yezi tugged on my sleeve and asked in a low voice.
I was taken aback when I heard this.
"Why?" I asked subconsciously.
"Because, because I read the information you left me, it seems that there is no good end for those who oppose human beings." Xiao Yezi said, "I'm a little scared..."
I understand Xiao Yezi's mood.
Those films are all made by humans, and from their point of view, they are naturally Happy Ending, but as creatures outside the boundary, these films are completely outright horror films in the eyes of Xiao Ye.
Those extraterrestrial creatures inside, especially zombies, sometimes do nothing, just appear in front of human beings, and they will be headshot involuntarily.
"However, from a certain point of view, we were set up as villains from the very beginning. Humans gather weapons, build bases, and what are they defending against? Isn't it just us outsiders." I said, "Those videos... Well, you can just take a look, don't take it too seriously. But in the future, unless necessary, it will never hurt to stay away from humans."
I don't know if it's an illusion, but I think Xiao Yezi shivered.
(⊙o⊙) Did I say something scary just now?
"However, since we are not on the same side as humans, why do we have to work so hard to help them collect supplies? What if they are ready to bully us?" Xiao Yezi asked worriedly, "Ateng and I are fine." , as long as there are seeds, they can be resurrected at any time. But what do you do?"
I was silent, not knowing how to answer.Seriously, that's what worries me too.
When I was on the mountain, I was the only zombie, so subconsciously I still felt that I was of the same origin as human beings, and I couldn't help but want to help when I saw difficulties in the base.
And Jiang Hai and the others didn't seem to treat me and the zombie as different.The most obvious point is that he knows that we don't need to eat, but he will subconsciously leave us a portion when distributing food.
But this time there are so many materials to be transported back, we can't get them alone, we can only rely on the help of other zombies.
_(:_」∠)_Due to wandering the streets for a long time, those guys don’t look like me...Compared to them, Xiaosang’s body is even considered well preserved, at least since eating tomatoes with me, The little guy's body did not continue to rot.
"So we must not let the people in the base see the zombies." I sighed and murmured, "Otherwise we will be like pigs looking in the mirror—there are no people inside and out."
"What do you mean?" Xiao Ye Zi tilted her head and asked in confusion.
"To put it simply, our end will be the same as the zombies in the movie, being blasted to pieces by rockets," I said.
October 10, the first year of zombies
light rain
Xiao Yezi seemed to be frightened by me yesterday, but she didn't appear around Zhang Yan all day today.
That's fine, Zhang Yan's vitality is unusually tenacious, although he is now in a coma, he will wake up and fight back if he is not sure.
There are such powerful fighters at the OTZ base, which really makes me, a zombie, feel complicated.Obviously this guy was quite weak when we met last time, why did he become so strong in the blink of an eye?
"When we met last time, I couldn't control Yin Ling, and you couldn't control zombies either...Compared with him, we seem to have changed a lot." Zombie said, hugging Xiaosang.
= ̄ω ̄=Well... In fact, in my opinion, the biggest change should be Xiaosang.If the zombie didn't say it, I almost didn't recognize it.
As for why Xiaosang became what it is now, we have to start with the bone-bonding of the zombie.Because the bone is broken in the flesh, if the zombie wants to stick it, it has to cut open the flesh.
The zombie let Yin Ling temporarily take over Xiaosang's body, so this step went smoothly.
But after gluing the bones, the next job really made it difficult for the zombie.
If it was an ordinary operation, it would be fine to sew up the wound again, but Xiao Zang is a zombie dog. Even if the wound is stitched perfectly, the rest of the body is still tattered.
As a craftsman, Zombie can't accept the ugly appearance of his work.
Although not long ago he praised Xiaosang's cuteness...Maybe this is the legendary double standard...
All in all, without discussing with anyone, he gave Xiaosang a major transformation and made it look like a splicing toy.
Cute is cute, but always feels a little weird.
Speaking of which, the little mourner was as excited as ever when he saw me. Seeing that the zombie had no intention of letting go, he twisted his body and struggled to get out, then ran to me wagging his tail and circling around in front of me.
"It wants you to know that you have fully recovered." The old corpse said with a sigh, "I forgot to sleep and eat to fix it, but this guy only has eyes for you..."
"Are you jealous?" I picked up Xiaosang and smiled provocatively at the zombie, "Go play with your ghost."
"No." The zombie said.
"Then find your white children to play, how interesting it is to walk around in the fog alone."
"No."
"Then what do you want?"
"Just imagine being like this now, watching you play with the little mourner." The old zombie said, "It feels very happy."
I don't know why, we are already together, and from a certain point of view, we have slept together, but I still get excited because of some love words from the zombie from time to time.
"There will be many days like this in the future." I lowered my eyes and said, "As long as no one picks things up."
"Uh... yes." The zombie said.
I thought there was something wrong with his tone, and when I looked up, I found that his expression was also a little subtle.
"You want to make trouble?" I asked, "you have to think about it carefully, you are a family man now."
Speaking of the word "family", the scene in the costume drama involuntarily appeared in my mind, and I couldn't help laughing out loud.
"This group of ghosts and ghosts is enough for me to torment, I don't have the energy to go out and make troubles." The zombie said, "However, have you found that your words always have a kind of magical power, no matter what you say, Things always go in the opposite direction."
_(:_」∠)_Zombie finally discovered... This is the power of the legendary "flag".
And under the guidance of this mysterious power, I sold myself to zombies step by step.
⊙﹏⊙Wait, this seems to be still a flag!I remember that before I turned into a zombie, I said that I only like young ladies with big breasts and thin waists, and no matter how bad they are, they are also delicate and soft little lolis. It is impossible to like men in this life...
October 10, the first year of zombies
light rain
Although Ateng can't transform into a human form yet, he can already shake the soft little vines and interact with us cutely. It really is so cute and cute (* ̄▽ ̄*)
However, Xiao Yezi seemed not very happy, and she had a bad face all day, maybe because she felt that she was out of favor.
╮(╯▽╰)╭There is no other way. The growth period of plants is so fast. Although it has only been less than a month, the little leaves have changed from three or four-year-old babies to ten-year-old babies. Children, just look like a bear child, people don't like it.
"If you can keep your current appearance in the human base, maybe you can become friends with Xiaoguang." I said, "You are about the same age as he looks now."
"Human?" Little Leaf asked.
I nodded.
I originally thought this news would make him happier, but to Xiao Yezi, it was more like a shock.
"Don't let him get close to me!" Xiao Yezi said, "He will crush my head, and tear off my arms, tearing them into pieces!"
It seems that some bear child had done cruel sex to Xiao Yezi before, which made him have a psychological shadow.
"It's okay, if he bullies you, you can beat him." I said, "As long as you don't beat him to death, you can say anything. Take it as revenge for being bullied by the brat that year."
"I don't dare..." Xiao Yezi said with tears in her eyes, "I'm afraid that the people in the base will use rockets to blast me to pieces."
OTZ Well, I almost forgot, he also has a psychological shadow on this matter.
Connect:
Zhang Yan woke up in the evening, and found that he was tied up like a cicada pupa, and was carried by two zombies, and he went crazy again.I was wondering, how could this guy still have so much energy after not eating for several days?
Of course, we didn't mean to starve him, Little Leaf even tried to feed him fancy.But Zhang Yan seemed to be afraid that we would poison the food, so he would not eat anything, even if it was stuffed into his mouth, he would still spit it out.This kind of waste of food makes even a person like me who doesn't need to eat anything feel distressed.
(▔皮▔) He is clearly in the last days, why doesn't this guy know how to cherish food at all? !
But Zombie exaggerated Yan's integrity, and told us that before arriving at the human base, unless Zhang Yan took the initiative to ask us for food and water, we should not give him anything.
Uh... I don't quite understand the old zombie's routine.Does he agree with Zhang Yan's behavior or not?Fortunately, it is time to go to the human base tomorrow. As long as you don't mess around, you can't die if you don't eat or drink for a day.
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