Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 7, the first year of zombies

sunny

After a whole day and night of strong winds, today we finally ushered in a long-lost sunny day!

Given a rare opportunity, I hurriedly carried the two pots of young tomatoes outside the cave, letting them enjoy a sunbath.

Plants need photosynthesis, so there is nothing wrong with getting more sunlight.I thought.

However, since my senses became dull after becoming a zombie, I didn't realize how hot it was outside. This directly caused the leaves of the little tomatoes to turn yellow and hang listlessly. It's like dying.

I hurriedly carried them back to the cave and put them in a cool and dry place.

"Sure enough, it's the end of the world. Even plants don't like the sun anymore." I said to myself.

At this time, I was unresponsive and still didn't realize the crux of the problem, but it was a pity that I couldn't hug the tomatoes and bask in the sun together on the rare sunny day.

"Since they don't like to bask in the sun, I'll do it by myself." I thought to myself at the time, and walked to a sunny place with a large handful of mugwort leaves, spread them out, and then lay on them happily.

The sun shines on my body warmly, reminding me of my physical education class when I was a child.At that time, due to short legs, the teacher would not let us cross the real hurdles, but used mats to build obstacles for us to cross over.And after the course is over, there is often a break time. At that time, I feel the happiest thing is to grab a mat, spread it in a sunny place, and then lie on it...

Thinking of this, I unknowingly entered a sleepy state, as if the end of the world was just a dream, and when I woke up, I found that I was just lying on the playground and taking a nap.

"Sister, Shen Xiaosong, can you still hear me?" Dimly, I heard someone calling me, "You're already fragrant."

Fragrance?

I sniffed carefully, and there was indeed a smell of barbecue in the air.

"Barbecue for lunch?" I muttered, completely unaware that the smell was coming from me.

"Although it is said that human flesh is delicious, you have marinated it to taste, the heat of roasting is just right, and it smells delicious... But you can't give up on yourself like this!" Zombie said, "But if you insist on this, I will You're welcome."

You're welcome bastard!Get the claws off!

Even if I roast myself, I should take the first bite!

October 7, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

Sure enough, cloudy days are more compatible with the atmosphere of the end of the world... Sunny days are too scary QAQ

However, although I smelled the smell of barbecue yesterday, except for a little burn on my skin, there is nothing serious about me. It is a blessing in misfortune.

"By the way, what were you doing yesterday?" Zombie asked, "I'm going to be a little bit late, you probably know everything inside and out."

I don't know if it's an illusion, but I could hear a trace of regret in his tone... Could it be that this guy was a Hannibal before his death? !

"Your statement is a bit scary, have you eaten human flesh before?" I asked.

The zombie hesitated... he actually hesitated? !

I subconsciously rubbed back, keeping a certain distance from him.

"Do you still remember that I told you that I was regarded as a mountain god some time ago? At that time, when natural disasters and man-made disasters occurred, the nearby mountain people would do their best, and sometimes they would sacrifice the living." said the zombie. , "It is to kill people on the altar and let the blood flow everywhere."

Even though the zombie has already said it in detail, I still can't imagine this picture.

How stupid are those people to sacrifice a living life for a god who is not sure whether he really exists?

"Let me state in advance, I didn't really eat those people. But after all, they died because of me. From a certain point of view, they seem to be eaten by me..." said the zombie.

Although it has been a long time, it can be seen that he still feels very uncomfortable about this incident.

They were not eaten by zombies, but by that era.For some reason, such a sentence came to my mind.

But what about the present age?People fight against the sky, people fight against zombies, and people fight against people. To put it bluntly, it might not be as good as it was back then.

October 7, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

I always thought that only humans had zombies, until today I met this zombie dog...

It is not big, and its body is very corrupt, but its personality is very lively. It runs along with my feet and rubs against my legs from time to time, begging to be hugged.

"Where did you find this cutie?" Zombie asked.

He seemed to like the puppy very much and hadn't taken his eyes off it since meeting him.

"It ran to my place by itself." I said, "Maybe it smelled of barbecue?"

My statement is not entirely unfounded.For example, just now when the zombie wanted to touch it, it was reluctant, and kept dodging, grinning, as if it should not be approached by strangers.But as soon as it saw me, it immediately changed its face, jumped into my arms, and licked my hand...

"I think it may be because you two are of the same kind, it has a sense of intimacy." The zombie said.

The dog and I are both zombies, so we can barely be called the same kind, but why does this sound so unpleasant?

"Go back to your coffin and lie down! You are the same as a dog!" I said, "I think this little guy is hungry and has been licking me..."

"It's very possible, after all, you smell like barbecue, which is really delicious." Zombie agreed, "Why don't you be virtuous and feed yourself a dog?"

Feeding a dog with your body?What is this called!Sure enough, after a long time of death, the brain is easy to rust (▔dish▔)

"By the way, feed me too. The poor zombie hasn't eaten for hundreds of years." After a pause, he said again.

It may be because of the frequent chats with me, but the old zombie has become more and more articulate recently, and the words he said have become more and more annoying.

"Reject, neither you nor the dog try to get my idea!" I said, "Zombies and zombies don't need to eat, no matter whether they are humans or dogs."

Although I said this firmly, I still have doubts in my heart.

According to the law of conservation of energy, the total amount of energy in this world is constant, and it can only be converted from one energy to another.

The zombie and I need to consume energy whether we are walking or chatting on weekdays, but we don't eat, where does this energy come from?It's been cloudy lately, and not even photosynthesis can explain it all...

I didn't say these words, I just thought about them in my heart, so the zombie didn't know.He is now fully engaged in amusing the dogs.

"Give it a name." The zombie said, "I already have you, and if I get another dog, everything will be perfect."

So in his heart, I still have the same status as a dog?sad……

"It's the only dog ​​around here. It's fine to just call it a dog. What name do you want?" I said.

QAQ I don't admit that I'm jealous with a dog!

"Hmm... why don't you call it Qingyun?" The zombie said, "You smell like barbecue because of the sunny day, and it came on a cloudy day."

Of the three corpses present, the one with the nicest name is actually a dog?This unscientific!

"Naming a dog is not a name for a person. Why do you want to be so poetic? Since it's a zombie dog, let's call it 'Xiao Zong'." I said.

"Xiaosang... This name is too casual."

Zombies don't seem to like my name, but Shanren has his own tricks!

"Okay, since we are naming this little guy, the most important thing is that he likes it. Let's call ourselves the name we choose, and whoever he goes to will be called what he will be called later, how about that?" I suggested.

Zombies didn't object.

Naturally, the result is self-evident, I only called out, and the little guy jumped into my arms cheerfully, without giving the zombie a chance to speak.

In this way, we have a new family member - Xiaosang.

October 7, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

A creature like a dog deserves to be an expert at tearing down houses!

But in one night, the little funeral successfully turned the luxurious tomb that the zombie was proud of into ruins, and all kinds of funerary objects were thrown all over the ground in a mess, and there were even human beings among them. skeleton...

Human skeleton? !The zombie won't be eaten by that little guy, right? !

I was startled, and hurried inside.

Thankfully, the zombie is still "alive", but he is in a very bad state, lying on the covered coffin, muttering to himself.

"My supervisor's copy of the Song Dynasty, my original work of Gu Kaizhi, all of them are gone..."

Although I don't know exactly what he was talking about, it is certain that those things are very valuable, and there is a high probability that something unexpected has happened.

"Well... are you okay?" I poked the zombie and asked.

The zombie ignored me, staring blankly at the top of the tomb.

I thought he was looking at something, but following his gaze, there was nothing.

"I'm already dead." The zombie said.

"Yes, I know you are dead, and you have been dead for hundreds of years." I said.

"Now, my heart is dead too. From this moment on, I am a dead man through and through."

After he finished speaking, he returned to his original posture, which looked exactly like the ancient corpse displayed in the museum.

"I can't stop you from dying if you really want to, but before you die, can you tell me where Xiaosang is?" I asked.

"It committed a heinous crime, and it will be buried with me this time." He said, "I have already sealed it in the coffin below."

Just as if agreeing with him, Xiaosang whimpered aggrievedly inside.

"Did it destroy your antiques?" I asked tentatively based on what he had just said to himself.

"It put them in a place I can never reach." The zombie said, "There is no hope."

"Is there a place near here that you can't reach?" I was a little curious, "Where is it?"

"Under the peach tree..." Although the zombie was still answering me, his voice was intermittent, as if he would hang up in the next second.

This guy is actually afraid of Taomu, which is really unexpected!When I found out that zombies are not afraid of the sun, I thought that what was said in the movie was all false, but I didn't expect that there was a little truth in it.

"Hey, it's okay, I'll help you get the things back." I said, "Just tell me which tree it is."

"But it's peach wood..." The zombie hesitated.

"Don't worry, I'm different from you. Xiaosang can put things there, so I can get them back. We are the same kind!" I said.

Although QUQ himself said some things that he didn't want to admit, but seeing the zombie's expression change from cloudy to sunny, he somehow felt that he was awesome, like a knight!

Wait, my princess, I will definitely bring things back!