Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

The cuties who read this sentence will come back in 6 hours (*/ω＼*) June 6nd, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

Disclaimer in advance, I am not keeping a diary because of that zombie!I just feel that as one of the few zombies that still maintains their own consciousness, it is necessary for me to leave some written materials for future generations. Of course, it can also relieve boredom by the way.

To be honest, life in the mountains without the Internet is really boring, and facing a slow-moving zombie every day is even more boring.Sometimes I wonder, if I hadn't turned into a zombie so early, wouldn't life be so much more interesting than it is now?Just like the protagonist in the last days, holding a girl and carrying a gun, followed by a group of brothers, struggling on the edge of life and death every day, seeing the loss of humanity and the glory of love...

Oh my god, I was almost made to cry by the picture I imagined QAQ

But the reality is cruel, and I am destined to stand on the opposite side of the protagonist. According to my experience of reading and summarizing over the years, the first batch of human beings who hit the streets are the little zombies with no characteristics like me.Alas, I can't help feeling sorry for myself.

Having said that, I don't know if I will die a second time after becoming a zombie.I've seen a guy get shot in the head before and still keep staggering forward, looking bloody, very scary!

Could it be that the death spot of the zombie is different from what is written in the book, not on the head?If I have time, I should study it carefully, and I don't want to rush to the street for no reason.

October 6, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

The weather is still gloomy today. Logically speaking, undead creatures like me and zombies should like this kind of weather very much, but I don’t know why, but I feel inexplicably depressed.

Zombies said that it might be because there are many earthworms in cloudy days, and earthworms eat corpses...

Maybe it's really because of this reason. Thinking about it carefully, I seem to like rainy weather when I was a human being.With a little breeze, a little rain, and a nap, the days will be much more moist.

But now, I dare not close my eyes at all!The last time I leaned against a rock to rest for a while, a crow came to peck my eyes. If I hadn't reacted quickly and dodged in time, I would probably be a one-eyed zombie now.

The zombie comforted me by saying that undead creatures don't need to sleep, as long as they get used to it.

However, why didn't he understand that sleeping is not only a necessary behavior, but also a kind of enjoyment!Think about it, how happy it is to be able to pounce on the big soft bed after a tiring day and have an intimate contact with the pillows and quilts with your own breath.

Alas, a guy like him who has slept in a stone coffin for hundreds of years probably can't understand it.

October 6, the first year of zombies

rainy weather

After two full days of cloudiness, we finally ushered in a heavy rain.As expected, the rainwater was black and had a stench... Although it had nothing to do with me, I was still a little worried about the living people. They must have lived very hard in such weather and environment.

I don't know what effect the black rain will have on the zombies, but just to be on the safe side, I decided to go to the zombie's house to hide from the rain... Well, it can also be called his grave.

I don't know much about history, and I don't know what kind of person Zombie was when he was alive, but just looking at the tomb, I think this guy must be the kind of rich, powerful and powerful person when he was alive.Anyway, in my perception, ordinary people would not have such a large tomb, let alone paint murals on the walls of the tomb.

I have studied the paintings on the wall, although I don't understand them very well, but according to speculation, the zombie should be a very powerful character in his lifetime, and he became what he is now after being summoned by someone.However, according to Zombie's own memories, he seemed to have slept for a long, long time before, and he didn't wake up until someone opened his coffin.

He originally wanted to say hello to those two people and ask what year and month it was.But when those two guys saw him, they ran away as if they had seen some scourge. They didn't even want their luggage. After waiting for many years, they didn't come back to get it.

Although I don't think there's anything scary about the old zombie's face, and I think it's quite handsome after getting used to it, but the two grave robbers probably thought of him as a living big meat dumpling, so they were so scared like that.

Uh... They seem to understand that there is nothing wrong with it. From a certain point of view, the zombie is indeed a big meat dumpling.But I don't feel sorry for them at all!If you are capable of robbing tombs, why don't you have the ability to fight Zongzi head-on?As the zombie's neighbor, I'm on his side!

Having said that, I finally know where this notebook came from... I don’t know if the notebook used by the tomb robbers will have some 'dirty things' on it QAQ

Alas, I forgot again, I am a zombie now, so why do I need to be afraid of "dirty things"?

October 6, the first year of zombies

rainy weather

It's still raining, but it's not too heavy, it's pattering.If it was alive, the forest should be full of birds and frogs at this time, but now it is quiet, deathly silent.

The zombie found a chessboard from his funeral objects and said he wanted to play chess with me.I turned him down without hesitation.

Although sitting at the entrance of the tomb and listening to the rain is boring, I also want to have some fun for myself, but the other party is an ancient man with a chessboard in the burial objects. If you think about it with your toes, you know that this guy must be very good at chess.Play chess with him?I still don't want to humiliate myself.

But unexpectedly, the zombie was very persistent today and insisted on playing chess with me.

Well, you can play chess, but you have to play chess according to my rules!

In this way, I introduced backgammon, a profound game suitable for all ages, to zombies.

It may be because of the brain rusting after being dead for too long. At the beginning, the zombie kept losing. Sometimes he had already reached four pieces in a row, but he restarted the game and focused on another chess piece with only two pieces of the same color. The place.In this way, we refused to give in to each other, and in the end we played a whole chessboard without a winner.

"This game is a draw." I said, and then I planned to put away the chess pieces and start over.

But the zombie stopped me and asked me to take a closer look at the chessboard.

Only then did I discover that every step the zombie took before was premeditated.He not only calculated his own position, but also predicted the position of my chess pieces. When the whole chessboard was filled with chess pieces, looking from top to bottom, the two big characters "Jiang Shi" happened to be in the middle of the chessboard.

"Jiang Shi...your name?" I asked.

The zombie nodded.

Well, maybe I shouldn't complain, but what the hell is "Jiang Shi"? !It's called Jiang Shi because it's a zombie?Aren't the ancients very particular about their names?This is too random!

But since he took the initiative to tell me his name, I had no choice but to say nothing, so I wrote "Shen Congxin" vertically on the notebook.

This is the biggest mistake I made today OTZ

I originally wrote my name vertically to look more elegant, but I didn't expect that guy from Zombie to take my name as "Shen Counsel"!

Why doesn't he think about it in his brain that has been dusty for hundreds of years, why would someone call such a strange and ugly name? !

Shen Counseling... Counseling... QAQ

Get angry and stop playing chess with this tasteless guy!

October 6, the first year of zombies

sunny

The weather finally cleared up today, happy o(*￣▽￣*)o

Tomatoes grow small fruits today, happy o(*￣▽￣*)o

Zombies came to visit me today, not happy Q∩Q

Yes, I am such a grudge.Although Zombie usually treats me very well and even gave me a pot to grow tomatoes, he actually pronounced my name as "Shen Counsel", I can't stand it!

But no matter how much I object, it seems useless. After all, I am not as rich and powerful as Zombie. They live in a tomb with three bedrooms and one living room, but I live in a cave without a door...

Alas, it's okay to have a big gap between the rich and the poor when I was alive, but I didn't expect to be hit like this after I died.

The zombie also seemed to know that it made me unhappy this time, and instead of coming empty-handed as usual, it brought me two volumes.

In this kind of wilderness where there is no internet, reading is indeed a good pastime, but looking at the two scrolls of bamboo slips in the opponent's hand, I seriously doubt whether I can understand them.But I just complained in my heart, and didn't say it out of my mouth.After all, I am already a "counselor" in that guy's heart, and I can't add the label of "illiterate".

Afterwards, we went into the cave and chatted casually, without any specific content. It was not so much a chat as two people (two corpses) sitting together and talking about each other.

In the end, I didn't accept the bamboo slips he brought, and I couldn't understand them anyway, but I decided to forgive him.

After all, he has a name worse than "Shen Counseling";

After all, as far as the present is concerned, we will depend on each other for a long, long time...

October 6, the first year of zombies

sunny

Today is another sunny day.

When I woke up early in the morning, I saw zombies dangling in the sun, without the slightest sense of being an undead creature.Of course, I didn't have this kind of self-awareness either, so after seeing him, I also strolled to him under the sun to see what he was doing.

"What are you doing?" I asked, "Bathing in the sun?"

He pointed to the bushes ahead.

Immediately afterwards, I saw a kitten emerge from the bushes, followed by two, three... Each of them looked small, only the size of a palm.Although they can't even walk, their eyes are bright and they are full of curiosity about the world.

"I really didn't expect that there would still be new lives coming at this time." I felt my voice soften unconsciously, "They are so cute."