Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 10, the first year of zombies

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There is an old saying that "people are not grass and trees, so who can be ruthless", but after chatting with Xiao Yezi, I found that grass and trees also have feelings.

Xiao Yezi said that he used to be very envious of dandelions, as long as they grow up to a certain age, they can go to all kinds of places they want to go with the wind, whether it is on the mountains, in the fields or by the lakeside, as long as the wind can go, they can go To, unlike him, can only take root in the flowerbed, looking at them enviously.

"So, at that time, I made a wish. If there is a next life, I must become a dandelion, leave the flower garden, and go to the outside world to see." Xiao Yezi said.

I understand his longing for freedom.

It's just that it's obvious that it's the next life, so why do you still choose to be a plant?Whether it is a bird or a beast, it is much more convenient to move than a dandelion...

I told Xiao Yezi my point of view, but Xiao Ye Zi angrily said that I don't understand romance, and refused to continue chatting with me.

(▔皮▔) Seriously, he dared to lose his temper with me with a food reserve!

Ever since, he didn't want to talk to me, and I didn't talk to him anymore, and got up to find the zombie.

"I really don't understand, what's so romantic about dandelions." I couldn't help complaining, "Does that mean they can go wherever they want? It's clear that they will run in whichever way the wind blows... If the wind blows towards the sea If you blow, they will all be wiped out."

The zombie listened to me quietly, smiling without saying a word.

"You just said something." I poked him, dissatisfied.

"What are you talking about? Don't you already have your own ideas?" Zombie spread his hands and said innocently, "He thinks you are not romantic, and you think I am not interesting... so I am not as good as you, how good Make unreasonable comments."

=￣ω￣= Well, it seems that he still has a heart for me about his aesthetics.

But I can’t be blamed for that, it’s just a matter of going out for a walk, and he remodeled my house to look like a costume drama set, anyone who saw it would be surprised.

"I'm not blaming you, it's just... your aesthetics are a bit too retro." I whispered, "It would be better if you could keep some modern elements for me."

"For example, put the portraits of your wives all over the wall?" The zombie said, "Or use their statues to decorate every corner of the room?"

Obviously, the zombie is jealous.

But the wives are just paper people!What kind of jealousy did he have with the paper man? !

_(:_」∠)_My heart is so tired... Sure enough, people in love are jealous, and it is a lie to say that they are willing to understand ACG culture for me.

October 10, the first year of zombies

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In order to let the zombie understand the cuteness of the paper man as soon as possible, so that I can bring the wives into his house smoothly, I sacrificed my favorite game work to lure him into the pit.

However, when Xiao Ye Zi heard about my plan, she became so angry that she suddenly turned into a human form, jumping up and down and scolding me for being out of my mind.

"Open your eyes and see for yourself, what's the name of your game? "Virtual Girlfriend Cultivation Plan!" Xiao Yezi said, "If you can have a girlfriend whose personality and appearance completely meet your requirements, who would want you as a coward? ?”

What QAQ said makes sense, but I have already handed over the game to zombies, what should I do?

"Don't panic, in this situation, we must not mess around." Xiao Yezi clenched his fists, looking full of fighting spirit, "I like hitting mistresses best! Don't worry, I will definitely help Mr. Zombie!" You snatched it back from the game!"

I am still very happy that Xiao Yezi is willing to help.But wasn't he a little flower on campus before?Why do you like playing juniors?

(⊙o⊙) I suddenly wondered what he was watching all day long on campus...

"All in all, I'm right that I have more experience in this kind of thing than you." Xiao Yezi said.

In this way, under his command, I slowly approached the bedroom like a thief, and opened the door to check the situation secretly.

The zombie was indeed playing a game, but with a serious expression on his face, it didn't look like he was in a relationship at all, but rather like he was writing a paper.

I can't help but frown.

Although this game is not an immersive one, every stage has an addictive plot... Could it be that the zombie is not good at pinching the face on the machine, and crushed the heroine's face?

I became more and more curious, so regardless of Xiao Yezi's obstruction, I tiptoed into the house, walked around behind him, and secretly peeped at his game interface.

"How about it, do I look like you?" Zombie said as if offering a treasure as he handed the screen to me.

In terms of face alone, it does look like me.

But this is a virtual girlfriend cultivation game!

My face is paired with a figure of sister Yu who is protruding forward and backward, and I always feel that it is inexplicably hot.

"Then what... so you like this kind of figure." I said with an awkward smile.

"Ah?" The old zombie's expression was a little dazed.

I switched the character to "full body" mode and showed it to him.

Then, this guy just glanced at the screen, and then it flicked like a switch was pressed, covering his eyes, and muttering "see no evil" in his mouth.

Seeing him like this, I couldn't help laughing out loud.

"It's just an avatar, does it need such a big reaction?" I said, "And you've been playing for so long just now, maybe you didn't switch to the 'full body' mode to take a look."

"You, how could you play such an obscene game." The old zombie stammered, "Throw it away quickly!"

"Why is it obscene? I think it's fine." I said, "Don't be nervous, sit here, and I'll play with you."

The zombie was still standing in the corner, unwilling to come over no matter what.

I sighed, called out the clothing interface, and changed the character into a white dress.

Generally speaking, this skirt is versatile, whether it is a loli or Yujie, it looks good in this skirt.But for some reason, with my face, the white dress seems to have lost its magic, and it looks awkward no matter how you look at it.

OTZ really has an ugly face, doesn't it look good in any clothes?

I wanted to change this face, but after thinking about it, I gave up.

After all, this was made by zombies after a long time of hard work. Deleting the game save file will be punished, even if it is just a model...

"Zombie, what kind of clothes do you like?" I asked, "I'll dress your girlfriend."

"You, you can wear whatever you like." Zombie whispered.

OTZ I like maid outfits, but I don't have a hobby of wearing maid outfits on myself... Although this figure is indeed what I like.

I blocked my face, and finally took another look at this bulging figure, and then adjusted the value to turn this body into a washboard.

If it wasn't for the lower root, it would not be an exaggeration to say that this is a man's body.

"Otherwise, I still have a little chest." I whispered.

However, when I saw the face exactly like myself, I gave up the idea.

A face like mine really suits a man's figure.

"It's all right, come here." I waved at the zombie, and said, "If you can still stiffen up looking at a body like this, I respect you for being a man."

After saying this, I suddenly felt that something was not quite right.

The zombie seems to have lost the pleasure of being a man hundreds of years ago, am I not poking his sore spot by saying that?

QAQ feels that sooner or later I will die on my mouth.

But this time, the old zombie didn't seem to mind. He patted my head and said, "Just play by yourself. I'll go outside and find something."

"Looking for what?" I asked, "I'll go with you."

"No, I'm just looking for a flower pot, and I'll be back soon." The zombie said, "Ye Zhi hid the seeds of Ateng in his own flower pot, and didn't tell us. It's okay for a while, after waiting After a while, the ateng sprouts, and the two of them will look crowded in the same pot."

"How do you know?" I asked.

"Of course it was Yin Ling who told me." The old zombie said, "I just casually asked them to help me pay attention to this little guy Ye Zhi, but I didn't expect them to tell me everything in detail .”

Wait, if you say that, did Ye Zhi know everything about the "third party" that I and Ye Zhi just said? !

Maybe because he realized what I was thinking, the old zombie paused, patted my head, and said, "Then what, I didn't hear a single word of those whispers you said to Ye Zhi, and even if I did, I forgot all of them." gone."

Sure enough, he still heard it...

Now I really want to find a seam in the ground to drill in, and then paste the seam with cement, so that no one can find me QAQ

After all, this is really embarrassing!

"You didn't hear anything." I muttered under my breath.

"Yes, I didn't hear anything." The zombie said, "I've been addicted to games and can't help myself, and everything outside can't affect me."

"But you haven't even entered the game interface yet." I said, "The game hasn't even started yet, you're so addicted."

The old zombie thought for a while, and said: "I was thinking about your face, pinching it out bit by bit, time passed like this... If you insist on saying you are ugly, you are probably obsessed with your face Let's go."

I give full marks to this story!

But to be fascinated by my face, Zombie is amazing.

It's not that I'm ugly, but that I'm really ordinary, and I can't find it in the crowd.

Many people think that the word corresponding to "beauty" should be "ugly", but when I was in college, I once took a class in the philosophy department. The teacher told us clearly that the boundary between "beauty" and "ugly" is not Obviously, after all, people's aesthetics are constantly changing.The word corresponding to the two is "no sense", which means that at first glance, people can't tell the beauty, ugliness, or characteristics.

"So the mediocre is the saddest." That's what the teacher said at the time.

This sentence hit me for a long time, because from all angles, I am such a mediocre person...

"You're distracted again." Zombie laughed softly, "Did you return to the familiar environment and think of some things from the past?"

"Yeah." I said, "I think of a lot of things from the past."

In other words, Zombie should be an excellent person from all angles, no matter in life or after death, but why did he just take a fancy to me?

Is it true that beautiful women are destined to be matched with ugly men, and talents are destined to be matched with trash?

"Ask me why I like you?" Zombie pinched my face and said with a smile, "I just like the way you are so cute but you don't know it at all."