Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 10, the first year of zombies

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What is the happiest thing in the world?

Probably after a tiring day, I can have a barbecue with the people I like around the bonfire o(*￣▽￣*)o and the ingredients for the barbecue are the things that I chased and killed myself before, and the happiness index has almost doubled~

"Try putting some sugar, I want something sweet." With my mouth full, I mumbled while chewing.

Plants that have become refined are different!Vines are simply delicious!

It's better than tomatoes (*/▽＼*) and it's hard to stop.

"Okay, I just cut a new piece."

While talking, the zombie rolled over a section of vine as tall as half a person, cut it open in the middle, took a section near the center, cut it into small pieces, and threaded it on a stick.

"The ancients were different. They ate really delicately." I couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

You know, the other zombies are holding vines and gnawing directly on their mouths. Their eating looks are extremely rough, which is in stark contrast to ours.

"My savior, of course you have to be careful in serving him." The zombie laughed.

=￣ω￣=It’s nice to say, but even without me, this guy will get away quickly.

But since nothing happened, why didn't he pass me a message with that "Underworld Technique Thousand Miles Voice Transmission"?Made me worry for so long...

Thinking of this, I felt a little depressed, and my unhappiness was written on my face.

"What, isn't the sweet one delicious?" Zombie asked, and handed me another skewer of grilled vines, "Try the soy sauce flavor."

I took it and took a bite.

Super delicious!The saltiness of soy sauce and the softness of vines are intertwined. Although simple, it is enough to be called a feast on the tip of the tongue.

It is said that this vine is simply the ultimate ingredient in the legend, no matter how it is made, it is invincible and delicious.Even if it is burnt, it has a crispy texture that doesn't make people feel bitter in the mouth...

No, I was almost bought by the zombie with food (▔dish▔) He still hasn't told me why he didn't contact me the first time he got out of trouble, which made me think he was dead.

QAQ I almost went with him to die again!

"I'm sorry... I promise that this kind of thing will never happen next time!" Zombie raised three fingers and vowed, "If it happens again, then..."

The zombie suddenly got stuck.

"So what?" I asked.

The old zombie twitched the corners of his mouth in embarrassment, and said: "I forgot how to say the next word... How about listening to you, what kind of punishment do you think is better?"

Generally speaking, such words are followed by thunder strikes from the sky.

But lightning is a natural phenomenon, and it is obviously unscientific to expect God to punish those who break their vows.

Since the zombie let me speak, I had to think of a plan that would deter him and have a high possibility of execution.

"How about this, if you commit the crime again, you will go to the peach grove and sit quietly for three days." I said, "Go alone, and you are not allowed to take anything with you."

Sure enough, the zombie trembled subconsciously when he heard the words, and muttered softly: "This is too cruel."

"Since it's a punishment, of course it should be harsher." I glared at him, and said, "What? I just made the oath, and I'm thinking about what will happen after breaking it."

"No, no." Zombie quickly denied, "Next time, if there is any situation, I will definitely report to you as soon as possible, and I will definitely not worry you."

I nodded.

For some reason, I think the zombie's reaction looks like a husband who is afraid of guilt.Carefully with a touch of pampering...

I coughed unnaturally, and said with a straight face: "Death crimes can be avoided, but living crimes cannot escape. Although you don't have to go to Taolin Pass for confinement this time, you must explain to me clearly why you haven't contacted me for so long ? Is it interesting to see me worried?"

"You can't blame me for this matter, the main reason is that this thing is too difficult to deal with." The zombie said aggrievedly, "You said it was good for me to accept it obediently, but it was struggling."

"Nonsense, if you want to eat it, can that guy not struggle?" I couldn't help but support my forehead and said, "And, how did you know that it can be eaten? The first reaction of a normal person seeing this thing should be to run away." That's right."

"Is that so?" Zombie said, "Maybe it's the intuition of the farmer. The first time I saw it, I thought it should be delicious and have good vitality. It should be able to survive transplanted on the mountain... ...too bad it's dead now."

He shook his head regretfully, and took a big bite of the vine that was strung on the stick.

"You can do it too. If such a cruel thing is transplanted to the mountain, it doesn't matter who will eat it." I said, "Don't forget, the people at the base are masters who can't even catch rabbits."

"That's why I said to tame that thing and bring it back." The old zombie said, "The Yin spirit has basically controlled its body, and it was almost able to completely turn it into a puppet..."

The more the zombie talked, the more regretful it became, so it turned its grief and anger into food, and pulled a large section of vines over, as if it wanted to eat enough in one sitting.

"Take it easy and be careful not to burst your stomach." I reminded.

Whether it is a zombie or a zombie, our senses are not as sharp as humans, and things like bursting our stomachs are really not impossible.

"Don't worry, I know it well." The old zombie said, "Don't we have a child here? He has to eat all the time. I'll prepare more food, so as not to starve him to death accidentally. "

After a pause, he smiled again: "Besides, even if the stomach is burst, there are needles and threads here, why don't you help me sew it up?"

_(:_」∠)_ Zombie really overestimated me, I feel that my skills are at most mending a sock...

"Beforehand, I'm not good at needlework, so don't think I'm ugly when the time comes." I said.

"How ugly can it be?" Zombie asked curiously.

"Let's put it this way, if the clothes are torn and need to be repaired by myself, I have only one standard, and that is airtight." I thought for a while and said, "Beauty is not what ordinary people like me can pursue."

"Well...then I'd better bake some more." Zombie said, "I don't want to sew my stomach because of greed."

_So this guy really still dislikes my real craftsmanship.

In this way, the zombies roasted the vines one by one, and I put the roasted ones into the food bag and put them in the backpack.

"Speaking of which, since you are the one holding the initiative, why were you drawn to the roof?" I recalled the scene when I found the zombie yesterday, and I couldn't help being curious.

Hearing my question, the zombie's expression became a little embarrassed, and he said vaguely: "To be precise, it was an accident... I was afraid that the thing would run away, so it was covered in every corner of the mall." Yin Ling, any slight movement in the shopping mall can't escape my ears and eyes. But you came in from the outside, I didn't realize it all at once, and I was taken aback. Just in such a daze, that vine The monster then broke free from the shackles of the Yin spirit and sent me flying."

From what OTZ said, it's still up to me...

Sure enough, I will always be that QAQ that drags my feet

"Did you scold me in your heart at the time that I did not accomplish enough and failed?" I asked.

"Do you want to tell the truth?" The zombie asked after thinking for a while.

"Tell the truth...don't worry, I can hold on." I said.

However, even though I said so, I was still apprehensive.

What if the zombie really thinks so?Can we still play happily together?

"To be honest, when I saw you rushing in, I felt..." Zombie paused deliberately when he said this, and then continued, "It's really touching!"

"Huh?" I was a little confused, not understanding what he meant.

"It's been hundreds of years. No matter what I encounter, I have survived by myself. I never thought that one day, someone would come to rescue me in a critical moment..." The zombie said, the corners of his mouth raised unconsciously rise.

Hearing what he said, I inexplicably thought of a famous line in an old movie: My sweetheart is an unrivaled hero, and one day he will come to pick me up on colorful clouds.

How many boys and girls were moved by this line at the beginning?There must be countless.

But when it comes to zombies, this sentence should be replaced with "My sweetheart is a hero of the world, and he will bring an army of zombies to rescue me in times of crisis."

Thinking of this, I feel a little shy for no reason.In order to cover up, I hurriedly said: "We are all friends, of course I will come to save you! Otherwise, it would be so boring!"

"But I think I'm a little bit in love with you." Zombie laughed.

I was startled suddenly, murmuring speechlessly.

Is what this guy said true or false?

If it is true, this confession is too casual, right?If it's fake, it sounds like it's true... After all, I've saved him this time, and it's not uncommon for the ancients to agree with each other.

OTZ Well, I admit that I have been single for a long time, and even looking at the dead body feels pretty.

No matter what he thinks, anyway, after this "life and death", I found that his position in my heart seems to be unusual.Now I just don't know what this guy is thinking...

I secretly expected him to continue talking, but unexpectedly he turned his gaze to the wandering zombies around and asked, "By the way, how did you mobilize these zombies? I was too far away to see clearly."

Subconsciously, I glanced up at the top of the banner.

It seems quite far...

"I don't know what exactly happened. I probably just shouted, and the zombies gathered by themselves and rushed forward after me." I recalled, "But after I got inside, they ignored me."

"Maybe there is some message in that roar of yours?" The zombie tried to analyze, "Why don't you roar again and see how those zombies react?"

I can't help but feel a little twitchy.

Although there are no human beings in this place except the sleepy Ye Zhi, the shopping mall is still a public place, what does it look like to yell for no reason?

"It's okay, I won't laugh at you." The old zombie said, "Try it, what if the zombies can also be our helpers?"

I thought about it too, so I sank into my dantian and planned to imitate that day and let out a roar.

In the end, I don't know if it was because I ate too many vines, but I opened my mouth and burped loudly...

QAQ my face!With this full belch, he fell to the ground and fell to pieces...