Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 9, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

There are really monks in this world?Then, do they step on the big sword and fly all over the sky when they have nothing to do?To see who is upset, just point your finger at him, and then that person will be smashed into scum by lightning?

"Why do practitioners step on the big sword and fly all over the sky? It doesn't feel like a fairy at all." Zombie asked back, "Shouldn't they fly around on the clouds?"

︿(￣︶￣)︿ He doesn’t understand this. Clouds are visible polymers floating in the air composed of small water droplets that are liquefied by water vapor in the atmosphere. No one can stand up there.

But zombies don't seem to agree with my point of view.

According to him, since those people can fly, they should be almost like gods.Since it is a fairy, it is not difficult to walk against the wind, stepping on a cloud is purely for the concave shape, of course, and to prevent it from being exposed.

⊙▽⊙Is the fairy stepping on the clouds to prevent them from being exposed?It's the first time I've heard this statement.

But it does make sense when you think about it...

"Then what if they fly high and fast? Sure enough, Yu Jian's flight is more in line with the streamlined design and has less resistance." I retorted.

"Then what do you think the gods need them to hurry?" Zombie asked with a smile, "The gods don't have to worry about making a living."

"But they may be running around for the sake of the common people." I said, "It sounds great."

However, the old zombie laughed out loud when he heard the words.

"If it were you, would you be willing to run around for the sake of the common people?" he asked.

I am such a salty fish, of course I don’t want to =￣ω￣= But I am a god, can I have the same ideological consciousness as mine?

"If I were a god, I would definitely do this! To save the people from suffering, and to relieve the people from hanging upside down, isn't this what gods should do?" I said.

"Okay, now I will appoint you as my envoy, you can step on the big sword to save the common people." The zombie said.

"Ah?" I was a little confused, not knowing what he was doing.

"If you don't know where to go, I can show you the way. Go out and go straight, and when you see the mountain, enter the first cave on the left. There are five people in need of your rescue." The zombie said, "If you I don’t think it’s good to go empty-handed, so I can bring rabbits and tomatoes.”

(▔皮▔) Sure enough, the old zombie is playing tricks on me again.

He doesn't know how to face the group of people from the base, so I have a solution?

At least he appeared as a mountain god before!

And me?In their eyes, I am a zombie OTZ who may go crazy at any time

"No." I refused, "I want to go to you, I don't want to make myself uncomfortable."

After saying this, I suddenly felt countless pairs of eyes looking at me from all directions, as if they were asking me why I refused the mountain god's request.

=￣ω￣=Although I can’t see Yin Ling, I can feel that there are more and more objects with human face patterns here.

Take the walls of the tomb as an example. Two days ago, there were only [-] or [-] human faces on one wall, but now there is almost no room to find. Numb.

"Can you deal with these ghosts? It feels weird to be under the surveillance of others." I whispered.

The zombie looked at me, spread his hands helplessly, and said, "I want to deal with it too, but how should I deal with it? I'm not a real mountain god, and I haven't received pre-job training."

"Then how did you get away from the coffin lid being held down by the Yin spirit?" I asked, "Didn't you send them away?"

"It's not about sending them away, it's about compromising." Zombie sighed, "Admit that I am a mountain god, and promise to send them to where they should go."

After a pause, the zombie said again: "At this point, I think there is only one person who knows what to do to send these ghosts away."

"Who?" I asked.

"Fade Chen." The zombie said, "If he has the ability to recruit these guys, he must have a way to send them away!"

I don't know if it's an illusion, but when the zombie said this name, it felt like it was gnashing its teeth.

"Then what if he can't send these ghosts away?" I asked, "As you said, that guy is at most half a bucket of water."

"If he can't send these guys away, I don't mind sending him away." The zombie said.

Tsk tsk, three seconds of silence for Fade Chen.

October 9, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

The problem of the Yin spirit troubled the zombie very much, so he went to the cave early this morning, intending to go back with the people from the base.

I didn't want to follow at first, but I thought that if I didn't go, I would be in the same room with a room full of ghosts. After thinking twice, I decided to go together.

"The Yin spirit followed me, wouldn't you be more likely to be targeted by the Yin spirit if you were with me?" The old zombie asked puzzled.

"If I'm with you, the Yin spirits definitely won't bother to talk to me, but if you're not here, I'll be their only target." I said, "That's why the most dangerous place is the safest place."

The old zombie patted my head, didn't say anything more, just asked me to bring more tomatoes.

Speaking of which, I have never figured out what tomatoes are to me.

It is said to be a panacea, but this is a common vegetable in life; it is only a kind of food, but every time I eat tomatoes, I feel refreshed, and even from the last time, It also prevents me from turning into a mindless walking dead like other zombies.

"What's so difficult to understand? To others, peach wood is just an ordinary wood, but to me, this thing is completely lethal, and I feel uncomfortable just getting close to it." The zombie said, "Tomatoes are the same for you. It's just that peach trees have a bad influence on me, but tomatoes have a good influence on you."

Seeing my silence, the zombie paused, and said again: "In short, you just need to remember to eat tomatoes every day, and the other things are useless even if you get entangled."

"But I want to know if tomato therapy is also useful for other zombies..." I murmured.

"I'll know." The zombie said.

The cave where Xiaoguang and the others lived temporarily was the place where I used to live, so we soon came to the entrance of the cave with ease.

As soon as I was about to go in, I heard the sound of discussions coming from the cave, and my name was occasionally mixed in among them.

I couldn't help being curious, put my index finger on my lips, gestured to the old zombie for a silent forehead, and then carefully put my ear on the hole, listening to what they said.

"Can you hear me clearly?" Zombie asked in a low voice.

I shook my head.

Those guys are too careful, their voices are smaller than words, and they can't hear anything at all.

"Maybe I have a way to let you hear what they're talking about." The zombie said, covering my ears with his hands.

At first I didn't understand what he meant, but soon I was shocked.

The zombie's hands are no longer hands, but high-definition stereo surround headphones!

I can hear every word those people in the cave said clearly.

"How did you do that?!" I asked.

It's just amazing!Could it be that the zombie is really a fairy?

The zombie smiled, without speaking, stretched out his hand in front of me, and showed it to me.

Only then did I realize that there was actually a small human face in the palm of his two hands.

It's not a real face, but a combination of palm prints, which looks a bit like a human face.

"Is this also a ghost?" I asked, poking the face in the palm of his hand with my finger.

Then, something miraculous happened.

Obviously, the lines on the palm didn't change much, but that small face seemed to be angry, and it opened its eyes and glared at me.

"Don't make fun of others. If they get annoyed, I will be the one who will be in trouble." Seeing that I was having fun, the old zombie withdrew his hand helplessly and put it behind him, "Although I don't know the reason, these ghosts There seems to be some connection between them, and what one of the ghosts hear can be restored by other ghosts."

"Like a phone call?" I asked.

"Telephone?" The zombie's expression looked a little dazed.

Well, back when zombies were alive there was no such thing as a phone OTZ

"The function of the phone is similar to what you said, but if we say something, we can hear it over there."

After saying this, my heart suddenly skipped a beat.

There shouldn't be such a bug in this thing...

"It's fine if we want them to hear what we're talking about here." The zombie said.

Then, he murmured something into his palm, and stretched out his hand in front of me again.

"Say something to the people inside." The zombie said.

I was a little nervous and said "Hello" carefully.

To be honest, I don't think my voice is very loud, but these ghosts seem to be consciously amplifying my voice.After I said the word "Hi", the whole cave trembled.

At this moment, I seem to understand what Xiaoguang said at the beginning, "The whole mountain is screaming" is like...

The people in the cave seemed to be frightened by me, and they came out of the cave tremblingly one by one, and stood in front of us.

"Don't be so scared, we don't eat people." I smiled at them, trying to put them at ease.

But seeing me baring my teeth, those people became even more frightened, and one of them even fell to the ground.

"Xiaoguang, did you explain to them?" I looked at Xiaoguang with some depression and asked.

"Ah? What did you say?" Xiao Guang said, "Why do you only move your mouth but can't make a sound?"

Can't he hear me?

"Zombie, can you hear me?" I asked, "Am I dumb or is he deaf?"

"I can hear." The zombie said, "This proves that I am not deaf and you are not dumb."

"What are you talking about? Why can't I hear a word?" Xiaoguang asked loudly.

╮(╯▽╰)╭ Poor boy, he was probably temporarily deaf due to the shock of the Yinling brand loudspeaker...