Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 9, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

Due to the torrential rain that fell all day and night before, the ground was muddy, with deep and shallow puddles everywhere.

Our two fields are by the lake. Although Zombie has seriously repaired the waterproof dam, he is still worried and hesitates to take a look.

"What are you struggling with? Hurry up and farm well." I said, "Don't worry, I'm also a zombie anyway, can I be bullied by rabbits?"

"Okay, then you should be careful." The zombie thought for a while and said, "I'll go to the field to have a look, and then I'll look for you right away."

(▔皮▔) Although I admit that I am very good at it, but he is too contemptuous of zombies!It's not the first time I've been to this forest, where did something happen?

On the contrary, it was him, Xiaoguang and the others threw the peach pits left over from eating peaches in the forest, and after a few days, small sprouts grew, which scared him like something, and he dared not even come out of the tomb door. , Be sure to let me dig out the peach pit and throw it far away.

"Okay, take care of Tian slowly, and I will find you when I catch a rabbit." I said, "This forest is not too big, but it is not too small. Where can you find me!"

"It's easy to find." Zombie laughed, "Just look for it by smelling the smell of bacon."

_I'm really convinced, how long will this old stalker continue to play?

And, as a zombie, does he really have such a keen sense of smell?

But no matter what, this time I managed to get rid of the old zombie, and went to the woods to "hunt" alone.

Probably because of the rain, there are no rabbits in the woods today, only small footprints can be seen all over the ground.

I originally wanted to just sit on the swing in a daze, and go find the zombie after a while and tell him that I didn't hit anything.But then I thought about it, what if he came over in a while?You have to make a false impression that you have worked hard.

So, I randomly found an open space, dug a hole in the ground, and covered it with two leaves, making an obviously abnormal trap.

Well=￣ω￣=It seems a bit too perfunctory, let’s cover it with some soil.

After some repairs, I suddenly found that this trap looked pretty good, and I might not be able to tell that there was a pit in this place from a distance.

However, I still feel like something is missing.

I took a tomato out of my pocket and thought as I ate it.

The pit was formed, it was covered with leaves, and the leaves were covered with soil...

Wait, it seems that the bait is missing? !

I had nothing else on hand but this half of a tomato left over from eating.In order to make the trap look more real, I reluctantly parted with the tomato in my hand and scattered it on the trap.

QAQ my tomato...

However, although tomatoes are the favorite food of zombies, rabbits should not eat tomatoes, right?

I have never raised a rabbit, but in my impression, this kind of furry little thing only likes to eat radishes and vegetables ╮(╯▽╰)╭

After everything was ready, I returned to the swing position again and sat on it in a daze.

I remember the last time I watched the lake view at this location, there was no swing, and there was a wooden stake standing here.

At that time, it was lush and green as far as I could see, unlike now, some leaves have turned yellow...

Alas, it is said that there is no time in the mountains. At first, I thought it was hypocritical, but now that I think about it, it is true.

It obviously felt like it wasn't long before he became a zombie, but in the blink of an eye, summer has passed and autumn has come.

Autumn is here, can winter be far behind?

I don't know if there is anything prepared for the winter at the human base.Seeing them like this now, I'm afraid they will be wiped out by the group in the next heavy snowfall.

OTZ doesn't want to watch humans die at all!but what can i do

Do I have to help them grow cotton for the winter?It's too late to plant now...

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but sigh.

"What's the matter?" Zombie asked, "It feels like you've been in a bad mood recently."

"The life of human beings is worse than I imagined... I feel a little complicated." I whispered while swinging gently, "From the perspective of zombies, they are living like this now, so they must not have the energy to pay attention to me. You should be happy. But...but..."

"But in fact, I can't help but want to help and make their life less difficult, right?" Zombie asked.

I nodded.

What the zombie said was exactly what I was struggling with.

On the one hand, I am worried that after they have passed the crisis, they will find something wrong with us in retrospect, and En will retaliate against us; on the other hand, I am worried that I will not be able to help them fundamentally.

I won't say much about the former, and similar things are often seen in works on the theme of the end of the world.

As for the latter...we've helped them with food now, but what about winter?They have no shelter from the wind, no winter clothes, and no fuel to light the fire. We can't solve these things one by one, right?

I have no interest in being a babysitter OTZ

"It's really impossible to die again." The old zombie said, "Anyway, we are dead, and we don't have a pulse or heartbeat. After being buried, we can climb out by ourselves in the dead of night."

_Hehe, he is so naive, does he think that burials are still practiced now?Looking at the current situation, it is better to be cremated, but it is more likely to be buried!

QAQ I can imagine myself being made into jerky.

At that time, the people in the base may still wonder, the usual jerky is obviously tasteless, why this time the jerky tastes a bit salty?

Speaking of salt, I suddenly remembered another thing, and asked the zombie: "By the way, do you have any salt?"

"Yes." The old zombie said, "Why, you think you didn't marinate thoroughly last time, so you want to marinate again?"

Sitting in a salt shaker for days without moving?forget it.

"No. I was thinking, it's useless for us to keep things like salt, or send some to the human base?" I said, "Maybe they will be weak because they don't have enough salt?"

"I have no objection, but you have to think of an excuse, such as where did you get the salt." The zombie spread his hands and said, "Anyway, in theory, all our supplies have been handed over to the organization , if you take out the salt now, it’s considered a private possession.”

(⊙o⊙) I really haven't considered this issue...and thinking about it carefully, it doesn't seem to be very useful to bring salt to the base, they don't even have OTZ for kitchen utensils

"There should still be kitchen utensils, otherwise how do they make jerky?" The old zombie paused and said, "You don't have to worry about this matter, I will help you."

(☆_☆) This sentence is so cool!There is a feeling of a universal butler!

Although he was a straight man during his lifetime, I have always been a fan of characters like Sebastian and Bawei.

For me, the old zombie is like a dream come into reality now, the male god broke through the dimensional wall and came to me!

I was suddenly a little shy, but I couldn't help but want to have some physical contact with the zombie, so I stretched out my little finger and gently hooked the hem of his clothes.

The zombie pretended not to see it, and glanced away, but its eyes drifted to me from time to time.

He must be wondering what I'm doing now...

I was a little embarrassed, I lowered my head, my eyes fixed on the ground, I didn't dare to make any contact with the zombie's eyes, but my hands were still hooked on the corner of his clothes.

"You, your clothes, the fabric of the clothes is not bad." I stammered, "It feels better than mine, the quality of my clothes."

"Really? If you like it, do you want me to trade it with you?" Zombie asked.

"No, no, no need." I said.

QAQ What the hell am I talking about? !Every time I get nervous, I stutter, and I don't know what to say.

Alas, when I was alive, I was often laughed at because of this incident, but I didn’t expect this problem to follow me after I died OTZ

At this moment, the zombie suddenly chuckled, patted my head, and said, "You really haven't changed at all, exactly the same as when we first met."

When he said that, I suddenly remembered that this guy already knew that I would stutter when I was nervous!That's how I stuttered when I first met him.It's just that at first it was because of fear, but now it's because of shyness.

I still clearly remember that when the old zombie first appeared in front of me, it was completely dressed as a big rice dumpling.Long clothes and gowns, disheveled hair, and humming without speaking human words. If my body hadn't been able to secrete tears at that time, I would have been so frightened that I burst into tears on the spot.

Just as he was recalling, the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground suddenly came from his ears.

"What?" Zombie asked, walking towards the source of the sound.

Did my trap catch the rabbit? !

⊙﹏⊙It can't be such a coincidence...

I quietly followed behind the zombie, without saying a word, secretly praying that the voice did not come from my trap.

"Did you dig this hole?" The zombie asked suddenly.

I tilted my head and looked =￣ω￣=Okay, this is the trap I dug.

When I got closer and looked down, there was a big rabbit lying on the bottom of the cave with a confused face, but because of the dim light, I couldn't tell what color it was.

"So how are you going to get it up?" Zombie asked.

I dug this hole with branches. It is quite deep, but the hole is not big.Because I didn't expect it to catch the prey, so I didn't think about how to get the prey up.

"Catch it with your hands?" I tentatively suggested.

The old zombie glanced at me, and said: "The rabbit will bite when it is in a hurry, you catch it?"

=￣ω￣=If I grab it, I will grab it, anyway, the corpse will not feel pain.

However, the dark hole is like a black box in a test of courage. I know that there is nothing terrible inside, but I still feel nervous when I put my hand in it.

Is it not over yet?

I made up my mind and lowered my hand a little further.

Then, I felt my hand was stung by something hard.

This is not a bunny touch! ! !

I jumped up and fell to the spot.

"Can you still move?" Zombie asked.

I could feel him poking me, but I couldn't respond to him, let alone say a word.

QAQ I was scared to death by a rabbit... Shame on the corpse!

"Okay, it seems that I was so frightened that I couldn't even speak." The zombie muttered to himself.

Then, he picked up a small stone from the ground, weighed it in his hand, and threw it down from the hole.

Listening to the movement, I think the stone should have hit the rabbit.

But the zombie was worried, and picked up a branch from the side, stuck it into the hole and poked it.

After confirming that the rabbit was really knocked out, the zombie breathed a sigh of relief, reached into the hole, and pulled out a chubby rabbit.

Moreover, there was a smear of blood on the corner of the rabbit's mouth.

The zombie actually beat the rabbit to vomit blood? !

The old zombie was taken aback when he saw the red corner of the rabbit's mouth, touched it with his hand, and put it under his nose to smell it.

"Did you use tomatoes as bait?" He looked at me in surprise and asked, "It's really costing money!"

QAQ I didn't expect rabbits to eat tomatoes!Don't they only eat radishes and green vegetables?

Oh, I almost forgot=￣ω￣=The color of the fat rabbit eating tomatoes is the same as my mood at the moment, it is gray.