Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 9, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

In order to make it easier to study the land reclamation plan, the zombies and I left the human base and temporarily returned to our original residence.

Until the moment I stepped into the tomb, my nerves that had been tense for the past two days finally relaxed.The human base is really too depressing, it really is the best home (*￣▽￣*)

"You really don't think of yourself as an outsider anymore." The old zombie said helplessly, "It's okay to lie in my coffin and eat my tomatoes, but can you stop eating tomatoes while lying in the coffin? Tomato juice is easy to peel off the paint."

"I'll be very careful." I mumbled with a tomato stuffed in my mouth, "I used to eat in bed a lot, but I rarely stained the sheets."

The zombie looked at me, shook his head, and didn't speak.

His expression is exactly like my mother =￣ω￣=

"How about you take a bite too?" I held the tomato in my hand and stretched it towards the direction of the zombie, "It's delicious."

"You can eat by yourself." The zombie said, "I don't know the difference between your structure and mine, but I haven't eaten for hundreds of years since I died. Although you and the little mourner eat Tomatoes are fine, but it doesn't mean I can eat them, it's better to be safe..."

Seeing what he said, I didn't force myself, I ate all the tomatoes in my hand.

"It's better to be at home. You can eat tomatoes whenever you want, and you don't need to hide them." I rubbed my belly gluttonously and said with emotion, "If I were in a human base, how dare I eat while chatting like this?" ?”

"It's mainly because everyone can't get enough to eat..." the zombie said, "But there is one thing I can't figure out. Although the weather is not normal, it should be far from the point where we can't find food. How did these people drive themselves to this point?"

I also asked Xiao Ming this question before, but what he said was only superficial phenomena. Everyone knows the real reason, but they just don't want to admit it.

"Do you still remember what I told you about the mechanized production of our land?" I said, "Actually, it's not just food. When I was alive, basically everything was mechanized. What we need Everything can be bought in online supermarkets.”

"Internet... supermarket? What is that? A kind of market?" Zombie asked, "Sorry, I really can't understand this word."

Indeed, this word is a bit superficial for zombies.

As the interpreter in the combination of "Clear Fire (Green Fire) Detoxification (Interpretation)", I decided to explain the two parts of "Internet" and "Supermarket" separately to Zombie, trying to make him understand thoroughly.

Otherwise, with his terrible thirst for knowledge, there might be endless questions in the future.

"You can think of a supermarket as a kind of bazaar, but it's not the same." I said, "In the bazaar, people are all individual traders who sell their own products, but the supermarket is different. There is a unified Managers, all the items are screened layer by layer and put on the shelves, and the customers go to get what they need, and finally check out together.”

"Wait, what if someone leaves without paying after taking something?" Zombie frowned and asked, "Besides, if there is everything in this market as you said, then There must be a lot of space ... I can't imagine."

"Let me tell you, there are big and small supermarkets. The small ones may be as big as an ordinary store, but the big ones may be three or four stories high. Not only that, the supermarkets are brightly lit all day long, the temperature is right, and everything They are all placed in different categories. As for taking things and not paying, you don’t have to worry, there will be a barcode on each item, and if you walk out of the store without paying, the alarm will keep ringing.” I tried to explain .

To be honest, I have never visited this kind of physical supermarket, but I heard from my grandma that they often went to this kind of place to purchase daily necessities when they were young, and it took a long time to even check out during the holidays.

"To be able to run such a market, the boss must be a wealthy person." Zombie was stunned for a while, and said with emotion, "And according to you, there is more than one place like this?"

"One? When physical stores flourished, there were countless large and small supermarkets." I said, "It is precisely because of the existence of supermarkets that people can get food without farming or hunting themselves."

The zombie nodded in a daze, I don't know if he understood.

"You continue, I can keep up." The zombie said.

"Okay, then I'll continue." I said calmly, pretending to be clear, but my mind was a mess.

OTZ How should I explain such a difficult word "network" to an ancient corpse?The supermarket can still barely touch the bazaar he understands, but how should he understand such things as the Internet?

No, I can only bite the bullet and explain.

"No matter how big a supermarket is, there is a side. If there are too many things, it will not be able to put it down, but this situation will not happen in the online supermarket. From a certain point of view, it should be regarded as an exchange of information. Customers place orders at home, merchants After receiving the information, the robot will deliver the things the customer bought to his home." After I finished speaking, I looked at the zombie with some anxiety.

I thought he would look blank, but unexpectedly this guy nodded at me and asked, "And then?"

Then, then?Do you understand all the zombies I just said?

I didn't believe it, so I asked him to repeat all the information I just said.

"I'm not a child, so this is understandable." Zombie sighed and said, "It's probably because you people have convenient tools, so you can't lift your hands or shoulders, basically it's something A useless person who knows nothing, if you want to open up wasteland, you have to teach everything from scratch."

(⊙o⊙) Although it is a little uncomfortable to be called a useless person along with me, but the zombie can mysteriously sum up the central idea from my messy statement, which is really amazing!

"That's almost what it means, but the situation may be worse than you imagined." I said, "According to the survey, the people in the base are basically old, weak, sick and disabled, and because they have experienced the baptism of death, everyone is very difficult to speak. .”

The atmosphere became a little heavy.

"Unfortunately, I also have bad news here." The old zombie said, "Basically, the base can't provide us with any usable tools, whether it's hunting, fishing or farming, we still have to find a way... …Also, the weather is getting cooler, and a lot of the seeds will have to wait until next spring to sow.”

What matters in doing things is the right time, place and people.Obviously, these three we can't even touch OTZ

"The location is not bad. You can still hunt and fish if you can't farm. There are so many rabbits on the mountain, so eating more can solve potential hidden dangers for farming in the coming year." The old zombie said, "And no matter how weak they are, they will always Isn’t it impossible to beat even a rabbit?”

"I really can't tell...the rabbit moves so fast, and it hops away in a while, how could those people catch it." I said, "If the rabbit is so easy to catch, they would have done it long ago, and how could they be reduced to being eaten by people?" The human condition?"

Anyway, I have also seen many episodes of people who survive in the wilderness. Every time the protagonist in it either eats snakes or eats some weird things. It is rare to see him eat rabbits, which is enough to show that although rabbits are small in size, they are very difficult. Clawed creature.

"Is that so?" The zombie muttered, his expression a little confused.

"The woods are just outside. If you don't believe me, try to catch one yourself. If you catch one, I'll take your last name." I said.

Originally, it was just a casual remark, but the zombie really got up and walked outside.

Could he really be catching rabbits?As far as the flexibility of his joints is concerned, I am afraid that he will flash his waist in a hurry.

I was hesitating whether to chase after him to persuade the zombie, but this guy came back by himself, less than 10 minutes had passed since he went out.

"Give up?" I asked.

The zombie smiled, and Jiang Zuo raised his hand.

Only then did I realize that he was holding something in his hand, and it was really a rabbit!

This rabbit catching skill is too bad, isn't it? !

I suddenly regretted that I didn't follow up to have a look just now.

"How did you catch it?" I asked curiously, "Could it be that a rabbit just flew past you and slammed into your tombstone to death?"

"Yes." The zombie said, "There was a rabbit wandering around here, and then I rubbed a few small fire balls to scare it, and the little guy ran into it and died in a panic."

⊙▽⊙ Is there really such an operation? !

However, although this method is effective, it has too many limitations, and no one can use it except zombies.

Do you want zombies to catch rabbits for their entire base every day in the future?Then I can't bear it!

"Um... do you have a more simple method of catching rabbits? I don't need the supernatural method of rubbing fire balls with my hands, the kind I can use." I asked.

"Well... Actually, there are, but the rabbit is so cute, it might be bloody." The zombie said.

What he said reminded me of the phrase "Tutu is so cute, how can you eat Tutu QAQ".

But thinking about the hidden plush control attribute of the zombie, I think that if he changed the occasion, he might really be able to say such a thing.

"Okay, wouldn't it be bloody to let it crash itself to death? You can see that the neck is broken." I pointed to the dead rabbit on the ground and said, "Quickly tell me, what method is it?"

"It's very simple, just pick up a stone of sufficient weight and throw it over to kill it." The old zombie said, "But it may be too hard all of a sudden, and the rabbit's head will be smashed."

Throwing a stone...killed?

In theory, yes, but can a rabbit stand there obediently and let you smash it?

"By the way, I almost forgot something." Just as I was thinking about the feasibility of killing a rabbit with a stone, the zombie suddenly spoke.

"What's the matter?" I asked subconsciously.

"You said that if I can catch a rabbit, you will take my surname, so should you be called Jiang Congxin now? Or do you want to keep your original surname, Jiang Chen?" Zombie asked with a smile.

That's why OTZ said that people can't randomly set up flags... Especially when encountering a guy like a zombie who can't be measured by common sense, it's almost a slap in the face every minute.