Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 9, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

Zombies are not easily skinned, but once they are skinned, they will go straight to the sky.

"During the Hungry Ghost Festival, why don't you go to the human base and say hello to them." The old zombie suggested, "After all, we are neighbors, so it's not a problem to avoid them all the time."

"What?" I seriously suspected that I had an auditory hallucination.

It seems that it has been a long time to become a zombie. Although the appearance has not changed, the internal organs are still slowly decomposing. OTZ

"I said, do you want to visit the human base during the Hungry Ghost Festival?" The zombie said, "Anyway, Xiaoguang and the others have drawn up identities for us last time, and by the way, we can talk about the future food exchange. Our Tian can Cannot be white."

Well, my ears are fine, it's the zombie's brain that's the problem.Cheng is that the ashes from the previous spell accidentally floated into his mind, otherwise why would this guy start talking nonsense?

To visit humans?What a joke!

Is this because I think my life is too long? !

I don’t want to turn myself into a completely dead person on Hungry Ghost Festival and report to the underworld QAQ

"Then I also have a suggestion, why don't we go to Taolin for a day trip on the Ghost Festival, it's close anyway." I glanced at him and said, "You can't just sit there and chat with someone to exchange feelings, you have to go out Let's go, don't you think?"

Zombies are so afraid of peach trees, they even try to burn small pieces of paper that smell of peach trees, so how could they walk into the peach forest?

I thought he would back down, but he hesitated for a moment and said, "I think it's okay...as long as it doesn't take too long, I'm fine."

OTZ why did he force himself so hard, wouldn't it be good to stay in the tomb?

"If you want to kill yourself, don't pull me on your back." I said, "If you are caught by humans, don't blame me for not saving you."

Really, I'm thankful that humans don't come to my door, but now I'm actually sending it to my door, which is basically sending someone's head away!

The zombie wanted to say something more, but before he could make a sound, I interrupted him.

"If you talk again, I reasonably suspect that you are colluding with humans to frame me!" I said angrily, "You deliberately avoided seeing me two days ago, who knows what you did..."

"Heaven and earth conscience, I have been staying in the tomb and haven't gone anywhere." The zombie said helplessly, "You said that since you are so afraid of humans, why did you get so close to Xiaoguang and the others?"

I don't know why, maybe it was raining too much on the day we first met, and my brain was flooded, right?

"I didn't expect that kid to be afraid of zombies." I muttered, "Hasn't he seen zombies eating people?"

"Maybe he doesn't think of you as a zombie at all in his heart." The old zombie said, "If your body is broken like a little zombie, I'm afraid Xiaoguang should run away as soon as he sees you."

What does he mean by that?Do I have to self-mutilate for the sake of a brat?

But speaking of it, whether it's me or the zombie, it's really hard to tell from the outside that it's a dead person.Especially the zombies, who have been dead for hundreds of years, but they are basically the same as ordinary people except that sometimes their movements get stuck.

Could it be that this place is a treasure land of feng shui for us outsiders, which can guarantee that the corpse will not rot?

"This place is very evil." The zombie said, "It's a good thing for us, but not necessarily for other creatures."

"Why is there so much evil spirit?" I was a little curious.

When I read it before, I often saw words such as evil spirits, but I still couldn't figure out how this thing came from.

Even if it is born with natural growth, there must be a condition, right?

"A lonely forest in the wild, a gloomy canyon, dilapidated dilapidated houses, and an ancient tomb... Do you think the evil spirit can't be heavy when these places are put together?" The old zombie said, "And do you think that the animals in this place are all I like to be active in the middle of the night, and the calls are all gloomy."

Speaking of the latter, he deliberately lowered the volume, and his voice sounded like it was coming from hell, which was creepy.

"Is this place haunted?" I asked nervously.

"Maybe, but I haven't seen it." The old zombie said, "Even if I saw it, so what, they are all dead. Is there a distinction between high and low?"

Although Zombie is right, in all fairness, among all kinds of extraterrestrial creatures, I am far more afraid of ghosts than werewolves, zombies, vampires and so on.

After all, no matter how scary the latter is, there is still an entity, but the former can be regarded as coming and going without a trace.

"You are really afraid of everything." The old zombie touched my head and smiled, "Afraid of humans, ghosts, insects..."

"It's called sailing carefully." I retorted, "Don't sound like a coward."

"Are you brave? Would you like to visit the human base with me?" The zombie asked with a smile.

Routine!He is tricking me!

October 9, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

It is said that the ancient corpse has the power of curse. I didn't believe it at first, but the reality hit me hard in the face.

"Okay, we don't need to go now, the people over there came directly to find us." Zombie said in a low voice.

QAQ I'm just a little corpse with no power to restrain a chicken, why did God treat me like this? !

In short, things have to start from last night.

Yesterday, the old zombie didn't know why he suddenly went crazy, and he proposed to me to visit humans? !

I turned him down without hesitation.

Seeing my resistance, the zombie didn't continue this topic, but he told me that he had a hunch that we would have to meet humans sooner or later.

╮(╯▽╰)╭ Who knows what will happen sooner or later, I didn't take his words to heart.

However, it was just dawn this morning, and the zombies and I were taking care of the farmland, when a few humans with weapons suddenly came towards us.

"Hi, are you Mr. Jiang and Mr. Shen?" one of them asked.

Why are you asking me?Did they find something?

No, maybe they are just asking for directions, I have to be calm.

I opened my mouth and wanted to answer their question, but because I was too nervous, I couldn't make a sound.At the same time, my body slowly lost consciousness and became rigid.

QAQ is finished, it's actually a dead body at this time...

"It's us, what's the matter?" Zombie asked.

The man looked the zombie up and down, showing a strange expression.

"Why are you dressed like this?" he asked, "Don't you find it inconvenient?"

See, as long as it is a modern person, the zombie's clothes are inconvenient, but he himself has been unwilling to admit this ︿(￣︶￣)︿

No, now is not the time to complain!This group of people is not as easy to fool as Fade Chen, how can the zombie explain his wearing ancient costumes? !

I grabbed the zombie's clothes with my hands and kept giving him winks.

He reached out and touched my head, signaling me not to worry, then looked at those people, and said calmly, "I'm happy, can you control me?"

Really... a simple and powerful response!Well done!

"Yes, I don't care." The man touched his nose with an embarrassed expression on his face, "Well... it seems that you are not a chatty person, so I will make a long story short."

"Hmm." The old zombie replied blankly.

I have to say, this guy is really indifferent in front of unfamiliar people.It is completely unimaginable that when he was a mountain god, he would be a little cutie who would secretly go to repair fences for everyone in the middle of the night.

"The situation is getting worse and worse. Although there are no zombies in this place yet, it is likely to fall soon. The meaning above is to let us gather the scattered survivors around to increase the chance of survival." probability."

"Oh." Zombie nodded, indicating that he knew.

Then the air fell into an enigmatic silence.The zombie didn't speak, neither did the man.

"Then if there are no problems, you can pack up your things and go back with us." The man said, "By the way, do you know any other survivors around here?"

"There is a human base on the other side of the lake." The zombie said.

Hearing that, the man burst out laughing "puchi".

"Hahaha, we came from there, of course we know that the place is the base. But since you know the base is there, why don't you go there?" the man asked.

"We're fine here." The zombie said, "And we still have fields here, so it's not convenient to go there."

"Field?" The man looked at our farmland, feeling a little emotional, "Last time I heard Fade Chen say that there are people opening up wasteland and farming in this place, I still don't believe it. Which idiot in the last days has such a leisurely mood? Now..."

"That's right, I'm that idiot." The old zombie said, "As you can see, we have a good life here. So, we appreciate your kindness."

Saying that, the zombie is about to take me away.

"Can you still walk?" he asked quietly.

I nodded slightly.

At this moment, the man rushed up to stop us again, saying: "Wait, you are really not afraid of death! This place is not a safety island. A few months ago, some patrolling people saw zombies near the base."

=￣ω￣=Hmm...if nothing else happens, that zombie should be me.

"So what?" Zombie asked, "Life is a matter of life and death. If this place really falls, will your base be safe?"

The atmosphere was a bit awkward for a while, and an older person who came with that person came over with a smile to smooth things over, and said: "Anyway, come back with us to have a look, if you are not satisfied, you can come back. I know you are temporarily There is no shortage of food, but who can tell what will happen in the future? People have misfortunes and fortunes, and they always have to plan in the long run. Young man, are you right?"

"Ah?" The old zombie was stunned for a long time before realizing that the young man in the other party's mouth was referring to him, "You are right. It's not to save your face, it's really inconvenient for us to go..."

The two of us are a zombie, a zombie, if we really go to the human base to eat and live with them, it will be called chaos (*￣▽￣*) This matter is nothing to us or to them Good thing, forget it.

However, those people seemed to have misunderstood us and looked at us twice with a look of enlightenment on their faces.

"Don't worry, we are supporters of diverse families!" they said.