Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 9, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

How do people usually react when they are kissed?I don't know, since I've never watched anything like this before.

But one thing is for sure, the one who was kissed will never say "thank you" to me calmly like a zombie.

Anyway, he was kissed by force, so can't he be shy QAQ

He was so calm, but it seemed to me that I was the one who was taken advantage of.

"Will the bragging contest continue?" Zombie asked, "I can't say anything else, but your kissing skills are really not that good."

(▔皮▔) This guy is too much, I gave him my first kiss, but he is still picky... No, he doesn't seem to know that this is my first kiss.

"How do you know that I'm not good at kissing?" I said unconvinced, "Could it be that you have kissed many people and have rich experience?"

Seeing me choking back, the old zombie froze for a moment, and asked in a low voice, "Are you bragging or telling the truth?"

I gave him a look and let him experience it for himself.

The zombie thought for a while, and said, "I haven't kissed anyone before, but it is said that when kissing, there should be a feeling of honey in my heart."

Hehe=￣ω￣=No matter how detailed the writing is, it is still just a paper, and although the literary works come from life, they are higher than life. Those he saw were all beautified descriptions.

I have also seen the main character applauding for love in some scenes, am I serious?

Kiss it all though, the guy told me it didn't feel like it was kissing a piece of bacon, it hurts too OTZ

"Do you really feel nothing at all?" I asked, "This question has nothing to do with the game. You just need to tell the truth about your feelings."

"Hmm... what kind of feeling is it?" Zombie was lost in thought.

"For example, the feeling of heartbeat." I suggested.

"My heart is pounding... My heart hasn't beat for many years." The zombie said, "I'm a dead man."

OTZ Yeah, he's a dead man, I've known that for a long time, but I still feel a little uncomfortable after hearing his words.

"Is it really impossible to change back?" I asked.

Although I lived like a salted fish every day when I was alive, and I didn't have any relatives or friends, but if I had to choose, I would rather waste time in my limited life than be like this...

Anyway, our existence is considered different, right?

"It's possible, but I haven't encountered that opportunity yet." Seeing that my expression was a little lonely, the zombie touched my head and smiled, "If there is such a day, I think I can answer your question about 'heartbeat'. ' of this question."

Wait, I almost fell into his trap!This guy is clearly avoiding the topic.

"Then now, as a corpse that doesn't move, how do you feel about my affectionate kiss just now?" I asked, "Don't avoid the topic!"

The zombie's expression was a little helpless, obviously he didn't expect me to be entangled in this matter.

"It's too fast, I don't feel anything." He said, "Why don't we do it again?"

Saying that, before I could refute, he kissed me.

QAQ Is this guy addicted?Also, why did this guy stick out his tongue and lick my lips?Abnormal!

I pushed him away, I was so shy that I wanted to dig a hole and bury myself.

"What are you hiding? You kiss me once, and I kiss you once. It's just even." The zombie said.

This is different!I kissed him impulsively, he kissed me deliberately playing hooligans!

"You, you, you, who told you to stick your tongue out?" I said incoherently, "This is a foul!"

"There are rules for this kind of thing?" Zombie looked at me and joked, "Although I have a learning attitude in many things you said, you can't really treat me as a child who doesn't know anything, can you? Anyway, I lived hundreds of years longer than you..."

At that time, my mind went blank, and I felt wronged in my heart, but I couldn't say anything.

Now that I think about it, maybe I just became angry from embarrassment?

All in all, I pretty much ran away, back in my hole.

The zombie also thoughtfully did not follow.

Alas, he must think that I am an inexplicable person.I can't afford it and I prefer to play OTZ

October 9, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

The zombie may also feel embarrassed, since the last kiss incident has not come to me.

However, this evening, he entrusted Xiaosang to deliver a letter to me, which was still the best kind.

"It's true that the zombie made you run errands without feeding you tomatoes? If he doesn't give you tomatoes, he can order you around?" I looked at Xiaosang's pitiful expression, unmoved at all, and asked.

"Ah~" Xiaosang pretended not to understand, and rubbed against my legs, acting coquettish and cute.

"Tsk, you are really a black businessman for charging two errand fees."

However, even though I said so, I still picked a tomato and threw it to Xiaosang.

Xiaosang took a few steps back, jumped up, caught the tomato, and ran out of the cave in a jolt.The whole movement was smooth and flowing, without the slightest hesitation.By the time I realized it, the little guy had already disappeared.

=￣ω￣=It’s really an irresponsible postman, it doesn’t even think about it, what if I have a reply?

While complaining secretly, I opened the letter that the zombie gave me.

The content of the letter is not long, and it is all in vernacular, which makes me, a poor Chinese, feel very relieved.

If Zombie really writes me a paragraph in classical Chinese, I really don't guarantee that I will be able to understand it.

"Hmm... the Ghost Festival will be here soon." I said to myself.

The content of the letter is also very simple, it probably tells me that the Ghost Festival is approaching, there may be Taoist priests coming here to practice, so I should be careful recently and try not to go out for a stroll.If you really meet a Taoist priest, you can cooperate if you can. It is not easy for them to come all the way to subdue demons.

Alas, maybe it was true in the past, but now it is the end of the world and everyone is too busy to take care of themselves, how can they bother to provoke us?Unless that brat Xiaoguang rushes over with a mahogany branch and pretends to be a Taoist priest.

I carefully folded the letter and added it to my diary.

QAQ used to have this kind of thing, he always came to tell me face to face, now he would rather write a letter than come to see me?Did I say something like "Don't come to me" out of embarrassment that day?

I recalled it carefully, but I couldn't remember what I said at that time.

OTZ is so angry that he can't say anything, if he doesn't keep it clean, some honest people will take it seriously.

I made up my mind to find a way to reconcile with the zombie, and once I almost reached his grave, only to turn back again.

Well, if I'm really a temper tantrum, it would be nice to have a big fight with him that day, at least I have an "apology" as a reason to meet him.

Like now, even if we meet, what should I tell him?

Saying that I don't care that he kissed me that day, doesn't that mean that I have been minding about it before?Will it look petty?

I hesitated in front of the zombie's tomb, but I couldn't muster the courage to go in.

"Let's talk about it next time." I whispered.

Just as he was about to walk back, someone grabbed his sleeve suddenly.

"It's already at the door, why don't you come in?" Zombie said dissatisfied, "Once or twice is fine, how many times have you teased me?"

So, does he actually know every time I come?

"I didn't come to look for you, I just passed by." I said stubbornly, "You didn't drive this road, so why do I have to say hello to you and pay the toll every time I walk this way?"

"I really drove this road." The old zombie said, "There is no need for tolls, just tell me what you have been messing with these two days."

It's really hard for me to answer this question, because I don't know what I'm awkward about.

"Why don't you come to me?" I asked, "Since you want to know why I'm making trouble, why don't you come and ask me, are you still waiting for me to come to you?"

"You... I thought you didn't want to see me." The zombie murmured, "You looked super angry at that time."

_You can see that I'm angry and don't catch up with me?You deserve to be single!

"Then are you still angry now?" Zombie whispered, "Actually, I also want to find you these two days, but I don't know what to say when we meet. I don't even know why you are angry..."

(▔皮▔) What an idiot, can’t the contents of the little note he wrote to me be used as an opening remark?How could you not know what to say.

What's more, I'm not angry, I'm obviously ashamed!Who wouldn't be ashamed to be kissed by a man for no reason?

Oh...it seems like he wasn't shy when I kissed the old zombie and came to OTZ

"I'm not angry." I glanced at the zombie's expression indiscriminately, and then said, "By the way, I received your note."

I thought Zombie would take this opportunity to open up the topic, but I didn't expect him to just give a soft "hmm".

No way, I had to bite the bullet and continue talking.

"When is the Ghost Festival? Will someone come to burn paper money for you?"

"I can't remember the exact date, but it should have been recently." The old zombie said, "As for burning paper money... I have no descendants, even if there are still some distant relatives alive, Cheng has already forgotten me as a descendant." People. On the contrary, it is you, some relatives and friends will burn paper money for you in some unknown corner."

"They probably don't even know that I'm dead." I muttered softly, "And it's useless to burn the paper money, and I can't spend it."

"That's true." Zombie nodded. "Actually, I really want to visit the legendary underworld. So many people die every year. That place must be more lively than here."

"It's a pity that people don't accept the living dead." I spread my hands and said, "There is probably no place willing to accept creatures like us. We can only live on our own."

Having said that, we both looked at each other and laughed.

Ben is an outsider creature, and no one recognizes our existence.We still quarrel with each other because of a little thing, isn't that a big joke in the world?

"Speaking of which, the Ghost Festival seems to be a festival for the dead. Since no one burns paper for us, why don't we celebrate by ourselves?" I suggested, "We don't invite outsiders this time, just the two of us together."

"What are you doing together? Let me explain in advance that I don't want to set off the river lanterns this time." The old zombie said, "Last time it took a lot of effort to salvage the leaf boat in the lake. I already have a psychological shadow."

"That's not something you put in yourself," I complained. "There's always a price to be paid for the pursuit of romance."

"It's a pity that the romance belongs to you, but the price belongs to me." The old zombie smiled wryly, "I drank too much that day, and I don't remember the scene on the lake at all."

I wanted to describe the lake that day for the zombie, but due to lack of vocabulary, I thought about it for a long time, and only said one sentence: "It's really beautiful."

"I know, as long as you like it." The zombie said.