Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 9, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

Zombie's eyes can finally see again (*￣▽￣*) happy~

Moreover, since he ate my tofu yesterday, in order to express his apology, he needs to fulfill another wish for me today.

"How about it, have you decided to help me realize which wish?" I asked with a smile, "You owe me this, and you can't go back on it."

"Well... I won't regret it. I'm just a little dizzy." The zombie said, "What does No.19 mean?"

No. 19?

I poked my head over to take a look, and my face turned red all of a sudden.

OTZ I actually forgot that I had written such a shameful thing. Fortunately, the zombies couldn't understand it, otherwise it would be a public execution!

But Zombie didn't intend to let me go. Seeing that I didn't answer, he asked in confusion: "What do you mean by exploring the pleasures of men? Also, why can't the hardware conditions keep up?"

How can I answer questions like QAQ? !

"What do you think?" I asked back.

"I think...is it necessary to use some special props to explore the fun of men, and there are no ones in the mountains?" He said.

(*/ω＼*) This guy wants to use props to explore the fun?Does it have such a heavy taste when it comes up?

"Almost." I said vaguely, "Although it is not impossible, the conditions in the mountains are not very good after all."

What the hell am I talking about, OTZ Zombie, don't ask any more questions, or I'll really be overwhelmed.

"Then let's let go of this wish first." The zombie said, "I also have a lot of ideas, but there are really too few things in the mountains, not even candles."

Wax, candles?

Because of the previous topic, I suddenly wanted to go wrong.

"Then do you have to have a strong rope and a leather whip?" I asked subconsciously.

"Leather whip? I don't need that thing." The zombie said, "I don't even have livestock, so what's the use of having a leather whip?"

(*￣▽￣*) Zombie is really innocent... I can't help but want to teach him what to do?

"The leather whip has many uses, and it can play different roles in the hands of different people... I can teach you in the future when conditions permit." I said seriously, "But then again, why do you want candles? Aren't you able to light a fire yourself? ?"

"The coffin is too old and a bit damaged. I want to mend it with candles." The old zombie seemed distressed, and said, "I also mended it with turpentine before, but the effect was not ideal, and it was still sticky."

"Then this can be counted as one of your wishes." As I said, I took out the piece of paper with "100 things" on it. "The zombie's fourth wish is... to have a candle."

"One is a bit short." The zombie added.

"Then use a lot of candles." I laughed.

Before we knew it, we had reached the position where the swing was.

I dug a hole under the swing with a wooden stick and put the time bottle in it.

"I hope the dream will come true." I clasped my hands together and made a wish.

Look at the zombie again, at this moment he also put the bottle into the pit, next to mine.

"What did you wish for?" I asked.

The old zombie glanced at me, shook his head, and said, "You can't tell now, you will know in five years."

"Hey (~￣▽￣)~ You didn't make any shady wishes, didn't you dare tell me?"

I deliberately provoked him with words, but the zombie was not fooled, patted my head, and said: "If something is said and it is not realized, it is a lie; if it is realized, it is a legend."

=￣ω￣=Why do I feel that I am being despised invisibly... Thinking about it carefully, it seems that every time I bluff and make a bunch of things, and then give up halfway, the last one who does the work is always a zombie.

"But even if some things can't be realized, it's very fun to brag and fantasize." I defended in a low voice.

"So one of your No.20 wishes is to hold a bragging contest?" Zombie laughed, "Anyway, I want to help you realize your wish. Why don't you choose a day to hit the sun? Why don't we compete in bragging today? "

After a pause, he said again: "Also, remember not to underestimate the enemy, I am not the honest person you said."

Generally speaking, anyone who says he is not an honest person is an honest person ╮(╯▽╰)╭ But since he proposed it on his own initiative, there is absolutely no reason why I should not fight, so let’s accept it!

"The request is very simple, just bragging until the other person can't take it anymore." I said.

How could I lose after reading all kinds of Long Aotian themes on the Internet?joke!If it doesn’t work, Mary Sue can do it ︿(￣︶￣)︿

According to the routine, the competition between men is nothing more than five points. According to Jin Ping Meili, it is called "Pan Lu Deng Xiao Xian".

Among them, "Pan" refers to Pan An's appearance, which is the charm of men.

_Although I'm not a heartthrob, it's more than enough to beat this guy who didn't even hold a girl's hand until his death.

"Don't look at me like this, I have had countless suitors since I was a child. When I was 3 years old, there was a little girl who stayed at my door every day and wanted to play with me. When I was in elementary school, I could receive a lot of presents every festival. By high school, my ex-girlfriends were able to form a company, of all kinds." I said.

OTZ is out of order. He only cares about bragging and forgets to build his own image. By high school, he has had more than 100 girlfriends. Isn’t he a scumbag?

However, I've already said it so extreme, it's impossible for a zombie to beat me in terms of charm, right?Unless he can brag about going to outer space and saying that aliens are in love with him.

"I am different from you in this regard. There are only a handful of people who have expressed their feelings to me since I was a child, and there is only one person who really moved me." Zombie said calmly, "But that person is a strange person At the age of three, someone rushed to make a baby kiss, and received gifts every holiday and received soft hands. Before the year of the weak crown, he had become the dream lover of countless people. However, he obviously had so many choices, but he chose Love is with me, wishing he ran home to look for me before dawn."

Wait, why does his description sound so familiar?

"Who, who likes you, don't be too sentimental." I was so angry that I punched him hard, but he dodged it.

"It's a bragging contest, please don't take your seat." Zombie said solemnly, "I haven't finished yet, that guy's boldness is not limited to this, he also sneaked into my bed to sleep when I was away, thinking I can't find it."

Didn't the cheapskate (▔dish▔) just sleep in his coffin twice?I actually remember it until now!

No, I have to hold back, I can't sit on the right seat.

Logically speaking, the next item should be the turn of the "donkey", that is, the ability in intercourse ︿(￣︶￣)︿ Treating a person who can't even be hard, I don't want to bully him too much. Just put it at the end as the hole card.

In this way, it is the turn of the word "Deng", which means economic strength.

I really don't have the confidence to beat OTZ in this field. After all, this guy looks like a super rich guy... As long as I can draw a tie, I will be satisfied.

"I have five apartments in the capital." I said.

"Someone took some gadgets from my tomb and built a city." The old zombie said.

"I have a lot of antiques, each of which is a priceless treasure." I said, and at the same time, an imperceptible smile appeared on the corner of my mouth.

"Me too," said the zombie.

Sure enough, as I expected, this guy was fooled!

I took out the diary, turned to a certain page in the front, pointed to one of the lines and said to him: "See, you have given these things to me, so now they are my surname."

o(^▽^)o This guy has lost his biggest reliance, so I will definitely win this one.

However, after a short period of stupefaction, the zombie did not admit defeat as I imagined, but slowly said: "A hundred-year-old corpse that can speak human words, how much do you think it is worth?"

QAQ This guy doesn't play cards according to common sense, did I actually have to sell myself in order to win?

"No one bought it, it's worthless." I said angrily.

Unexpectedly, Zombie nodded and said, "That's true... You won this game."

(*￣▽￣*) I won?There is an inexplicable sense of unreality...

Next is the word "small", which is better than EQ.

To be honest, I really don't think a technical nerd like Zombie has such a thing as emotional intelligence, even though he grew up in a big family.

But how to express such a thing as emotional intelligence?Of course what I say is not counted, mainly relying on the praise of others to set off.

"Zombie, what kind of person do you think I am?" I asked.

"Ah?" Zombie didn't seem to be able to react, "He's a pretty good guy."

What a perfunctory answer, OTZ

"Be specific, for example, do you think I am a person with high EQ?" Thinking that zombies may not know the meaning of the word "EQ", I thoughtfully replaced the meaning of the word, "For example, do you think I am a person with a high EQ?" Interpretation flower?"

"Jieyuhua is used to describe girls." Zombie looked at me in surprise, "And this word is usually used to describe girls in Fengyue Field... Are you sure you want to use it on yourself?"

(▔皮▔) Sure enough, you can't expect any good words from this guy!A technical nerd without EQ...

Since he won't show me mercy, I don't need to worry about his thoughts anymore, it's time to show my trump card!

"Turn it over. But there's one thing you can't compare to me. Those who have slept with me say that I'm a good wit." I looked at the zombie provocatively and said.

The zombie looked me up and down, and showed a meaningful expression: "I don't know if I'm alive or not, but I'm very powerful... are you sure?"

QAQ I almost forgot, I've already been seen by this guy.

"Sometimes big is not necessarily good, the most important thing is to look at the skills." I bite the bullet and continued, "The most important thing is to make the other party feel good."

"Oh." The zombie had an expression of disbelief.

Alas, I didn’t know what I was thinking at the time. In order to prove what I said was true, I jumped up and kissed the zombie OTZ. It’s obviously a bragging contest, and there’s no need to prove what I’m telling the truth... …

It’s really unbelievable that my first kiss was dedicated to an ancient corpse, and it was my own initiative to give it QAQ