Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 8, the first year of zombies

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"So last time you fulfilled my wish, it's my turn to fulfill your wish this time, right?" Zombie held my wish list with a delicate expression.

"Of course, Xiaosang did lick your hand yesterday, and acted like a baby in front of you. You have to admit it." I said.

Although Xiao Zang's well-behaved performance yesterday was entirely for Tomato's face, and had nothing to do with the zombie's own half a dime.

The zombie was silent for a while, and said: "Of course I won't deny it, but I don't quite understand what's written on your list."

This is strange, although there are some modern nouns on it, according to the understanding ability of zombies, there should be no obstacles in reading it.Where did he not understand?

I didn't speak, and looked at him with some doubts.

"Is it necessary to follow the order to realize the wish? Your first item is to go home..."

So he was worried about this!

Before he finished speaking, I waved my hands again and again and said, "There is no rush on this matter. You see, I also wrote it above. If you have a chance, go back and have a look... Well, the ranking of wishes is not in order. You can start with whichever one you think is easy to start with.”

"Hmm..." Zombie scanned my wish list several times, with a perplexed expression on his face, "What if I choose farming?"

OTZ I have a psychological shadow on farming, please don't mention farming to me in a short time.

Seeing my expression, the old zombie shook his head, and jokingly said: "You promised Xiaoguang that they can come to you to find food when they are hungry in the future. Now that you don't farm, what will they do when they come to you? "

QAQ I actually forgot about this... Sure enough, I shouldn't promise others easily in a flash of my head.

"But planting beans is very troublesome. First you have to pick the seeds, then you have to soak them to produce bean sprouts, and then you have to plant them in the soil and wait for them to grow sprouts... You can't relax when they grow sprouts, and you have to be on guard against rabbits all the time." It's eaten." I sighed.

Don't say I've done it, I'm tired of talking about it.

"Then you plan to break your promise?" Zombie smiled and asked, "This is not a gentleman's style."

╭(╯^╰)╮Hmph, I never said I was a gentleman.But lying to a child seems really immoral...

"I know, but let me rest for two days, okay?" I said coquettishly, "At least do something interesting today."

The zombie seemed to want to say something, but it paused, but still didn't speak.

"If you don't plant any more seeds, autumn will come..." he muttered softly.

"You really look like my mother." I complained, "It's exactly the same if you replace farming with studying."

"How to say?" Zombie was a little curious.

"that's it."

I adjusted my posture, thrust my waist, and said sharply, "Shen Congxin, don't you hurry up to study?! The exam is coming soon, you know?!"

The old zombie was obviously taken aback by my sudden howling. He was stunned for a while, and then murmured: "Lingtang is really... a woman who doesn't give way to a woman. But when the exam is approaching, I really have to work harder than usual A few would be nice."

"The problem is that when I was in school, I took exams almost every day!" Recalling that period of purgatory, I still tremble with fear. 'What grade is the little student? How did you do in the exam?'."

"Hahahahaha, that's pretty miserable." The old zombie clapped his hands and laughed, "Your family wants you to be the champion."

I have the heart to be the No. [-] pick, but I don’t have the ability, OTZ

"Well, think about it carefully, the period of the college entrance examination was really the peak of my knowledge. I knew astronomy and geography, I could do chemical experiments and solve trigonometric functions, and I was proficient in both Chinese and English..." I said with emotion, "That's right. , do you know what trigonometric functions are?"

"The Pythagorean Theorem?" The zombie hesitated for a moment, then tentatively replied, "Three shares, four mysteries, five..."

I just asked casually, but I didn't expect him to really know? !Didn't the ancients pay little attention to mathematics? !

"Experienced people can restore ancient relics by hand, but novices like us have to pay special attention to various data." Zombie said with a wry smile, "Sometimes the slightest difference can be a thousand miles away."

This is true.

Alas, it was not easy for Zombie Zombie back then.

Just when I felt pity for the old zombie, he suddenly changed the subject and said with a chuckle: "So I choose to study hard and try to get into an official career, so that in the future no one can ask me to help me fix this and that. gone."

"Did you succeed later?" I asked curiously.

"I died later." The old zombie said, "But it should be considered a success, after all, I had already passed the provincial examination at that time..."

It is a sad story to fail the QAQ just after being admitted to the civil service.

However, what does it mean when someone asks him to do this and that?Isn't he a member of the big family?Could it be that he is unfavored at home and someone bullies him?

"Uh... no one should have that kind of free time, everyone is very busy." The old zombie said, "But the younger generation envies me, because I have to take the imperial examination, so I can miss the usual practice."

I can't help being a little curious.In my eyes, Zombie has always been a well-behaved guy, what kind of practice would make such a good baby like him want to fall off?Even at the expense of embarking on the road of no return to the imperial examination?

"Actually, it's nothing, but it's just a little cumbersome." Zombie said, "The practice is divided into two parts. In the early stage, we will let us copy some of the works of everyone. The requirements are not many, and it will be fine. Of course, if we can have both stars and gods alright."

"Isn't that too much to ask?" I couldn't help but be speechless.

This is probably the legendary craftsman spirit, right?

"Compared to the second part, the first part is simply child's play." Zombie sighed and said, "Then those works will be dealt with in a unified way, such as being bitten by moths or rats, or being burned... Of course, there are also some unbelievable situations."

"Like what?" I asked.

"For example, it fell into a cesspit... In addition to finding a way to remove the stains on the work, we also have to deal with the smell left on it... That was the time, I felt that I probably had no fate with this industry." Zombie Old Corpse road.

Falling into the cesspit... Is the guy who reprocessed those works a pervert? !

"What our teacher used to say at the time was: Even if the guest sent you a piece of scum, you have to restore it to its original appearance...Maybe I still can't practice well, and I can't become a real craftsman. People." Zombie said with a wry smile.

Alright =￣ω￣= Now there is no need to doubt, their teacher is a pervert!

"I think your craftsmanship is very good. The leaf boat you folded last time is so exquisite." I whispered, and at the same time a thought flashed in my heart, "By the way, why don't you make me a swing, which happens to be in the On my wish list."

"Swing, you have to have a saw, a setback, sandpaper, etc... and I used to specialize in painting and restoration, and I'm not good at carpentry."

"Have some confidence in yourself." I patted him on the shoulder and said, "If I can get you these things, can you make me a swing?"

"Theoretically speaking, it is possible." The zombie said, "But the matter of farming has not yet been settled, and it is not good to be anticlimactic every time."

Really (▔皮▔) Is it possible that this guy is also addicted to farming?And obviously only this time the plan was changed midway, how can it be anticlimactic every time...

Seeing that I was a little unhappy, the old zombie hesitated for a moment, and said: "Why don't you go find a swing maker, and I'll tidy up the fields so that neither side will be delayed. When you get all the tools, I'll give it to you. How about you make a swing?"

His attitude was so nice, but it made me a little embarrassed.

"You say that as if I'm bullying you. You do all the dirty work, and I just play." I muttered softly.

"If you insist on thinking that way, I have no objection." Zombie said as he patted my head, and said, "But I think you are already very powerful if you can collect all the materials for making a swing."

"What's so difficult about this=￣ω￣=Didn't we find a toolbox from the village last time?" I was a little puzzled, "Why don't we find some wood next?"

The old zombie shook his head, and said: "The base of the swing is easy to make, and it can be cut out by slowly chipping a piece of wood. But it is a bit difficult to tie the rope of the swing... You have two choices, One is to peel off the bark by yourself and slowly twist the rope, and the other is to go to the human base to try your luck and see if you can catch the leak."

I don't want either option of OTZ, especially the second one.I, a zombie, broke into a human base alone, what is the difference between courting death? !

Do you have to give up the swing like this QAQ

"Your family has a big business, can't you even find a rope in the grave?" I said depressedly.

"There is a rope, but do you dare to use the rope hundreds of years ago?" The zombie asked back.

Before I could answer, the zombie's eyes suddenly lit up, and he clapped his hands and said, "By the way, I really have a useful rope here, I almost forgot about it!"

"What?" I was a little curious.

"Corpse rope. A few tomb robbers may have heard that there are zombies here, so they brought that thing to me." The old zombie said, "I seemed to throw the rope into a corner at random. , I’ll help you find it when I go back. It’s pretty strong, and it should still be usable.”

(⊙o⊙) Now it’s not a question of whether the rope is strong or not, it’s a corpse-binding rope, specially used to drop zombies!He is not afraid?

"Although the name is very prestigious, it seems to be nothing special except that the rope is a little stronger than ordinary ropes." The zombie said, "Maybe what they brought is a fake?"

"Then what did you do to them later?" I looked at the zombie nervously, and countless bloody and violent images flashed in my mind.

Although zombies are not that kind of violent people, according to the records in the tomb robbers, if the tomb robbers fail to subdue the ghosts in the tomb, they usually end up miserable.

"What else can I do? Of course it is to cooperate with them." Zombie said, "They have come all the way here, so we can't let them return empty-handed."

OTZ, I don't know what to say... Praise him for his hospitality?Or is it that he doesn't play his cards according to the routine?