Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 8, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

"I think next summer I don't have to spend so much effort to sow beans and tomatoes, but to sow seeds such as honesty, simplicity, tolerance, and kindness..." I looked at the bean fields and Tomato Field, murmured, "The young shoots of plants may be destroyed, but the fruits of virtue will last forever."

"Well... Actually, the two can be planted together." Zombie comforted, "It's okay, there will always be some accidents in the first time farming, and it will be good if you have experience in the future."

This is no accident, this is an enemy invasion!Our vision has always been too narrow, we only care about human beings, but forget that there are many other creatures on this mountain that may also pose a threat to us.For example, the fierce beast with green eyes shining in the forest last time, or the hare this time...

Alas, life is so difficult QAQ

"Actually, there weren't that many wild rabbits in this place, but the people who lived in the mountains gradually moved out a few years ago. These guys have no natural enemies, and they reproduce quickly. They occupied the entire mountain in a short time," said the zombie. "But usually they don't come to the tomb, so it's safe and sound."

"Your tomb is very spooky, which living thing dares to approach it?" I couldn't help complaining as the ancient tomb of the zombie appeared in my mind, "I wandered around there for several times when I first arrived here. God, I didn't dare to muster up the courage to approach."

"I know." The old zombie said, "At that time, I wondered why this person would walk around my door every day and never come in."

Hehe_This is why he suddenly jumped out of the tomb to scare me?

But when he said that, I thought of a good way to expel rabbits.

"Why don't you sleep in the field at night." I looked at the zombie and suggested, "Anyway, you don't really sleep, so you can still watch the night scene while lying here, how nice it is."

The old zombie obviously didn't expect me to say such a thing, he was stunned for a moment, wondering: "No... I don't know the bed, I will feel uncomfortable if I don't lie in the coffin."

I thought about it, and it seems that except for those few times when I traveled too far and couldn't make it back, the zombie would go back to his grave to rest unshakably every day.

Even if I don't look for him, this guy can stay in his grave all day. 100% otaku attributes!

No, nerds can still watch, watch, and play games at home, but what can zombies do in the grave?He doesn't even have the most basic happiness of being a man!

"Then drag the coffin out and put it in the field, I can help." I said, "Anyway, there's no one around here, so it won't block the way."

"The coffin is not waterproof, what if it rains?" The zombie muttered, "Don't you feel sorry for the ancients? My coffin is hundreds of years old..."

All right, I figured it out, this guy just doesn't want to keep vigil in the fields.

"Then no one is watching, what if Miaomiao is bitten by a rabbit next time?" I frowned and said, "Although there are still some seeds, I use less of this kind of thing."

Alas, if possible, I don't want to force him to watch the night, but as a corpse, I don't have that ghostly feeling of keeping the living away... If a little rabbit comes to make trouble, do I want to pounce on it? Bite it to turn it into a zombie rabbit, and then let it infect other rabbits?

Forget it, the zombie rabbits all over the mountains and plains are scary OTZ

October 8, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

In fact, in my heart, zombies are more suitable to be living scarecrows, but since he is unwilling to say anything, I had to turn my attention to Xiaosang.

It has to be said that Xiaosang is more like a summoned beast than a pet dog.Usually I am free and easy outside, but whenever I need something to find it, it can always appear in front of me in minutes.

Sometimes I wonder how it does this, is it telepathy?

"Little Sang, come here." I beckoned to Xiao Sang, and the little guy jumped up and down in front of me, circling around my feet with an intimate gesture.

"Okay, if I really thought so, I would have been back long ago. Where have I been wandering these two days?" I scratched Xiaosang's chin and asked.

Xiaosang let out a "woof" and stuck out his tongue to lick the palm of my hand.

"It's gone to Taolin again." The old zombie said with an unkind expression, "There's an unpleasant aura about him."

Nasty smell?

I sniffed through my nose, but couldn't smell anything.

"Xiaosang, did you go to Taolin?" I rubbed Xiaosang's dog's head and asked.

Xiaosang didn't make a sound, but acted coquettishly at me with blinking eyes, as if she didn't understand what I was saying at all.

However, cleverness is misunderstood by cleverness, and its performance just shows that the facts are just as we said.

"I think you can have another nickname, 'Goubuli'." I said, "You see, Xiaosang is willing to run so far to smell of mahogany in order not to let you get close."

"It's for not going back to the grave with me." The old zombie defended aloud, "According to what you said, the place is full of ghosts... Every time the mourner has to struggle at the door before he is willing to go in."

"So the environment in your place is not good, you will definitely have problems if you stay in it all the time." I said, "How good is it to rest in the open air, gather the aura of the heavens and the earth, absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, and if you don't keep it all together, you will fly up in place It's over."

However, ascension in place doesn't seem to appeal to zombies at all. He said that he doesn't have that kind of blessing, and he is very satisfied with his current life.

What a guy without dreams OTZ

"Then you don't have any unfulfilled wishes?" I asked unwillingly, "For example, the wish you made when you released the river lanterns last time."

"I drank too much that time, so I don't remember. Besides, you can't say this kind of wish before it comes true. If you say it, you won't be allowed." The zombie said seriously.

What (▔皮▔) I don’t even remember what my wish is, how can I know whether it has come true, stop fooling people!

"What about you? Do you have any wishes?" Zombie asked back.

Cut (*￣▽￣*) Does he think that everyone is as boring as him and doesn't even have a dream?I have so many wishes that I can't even count them...

Suddenly, I thought of a little game that everyone used to play when I was in school.

"How about we write down our wishes, gather a hundred things, and then find a way to realize them, okay?" I said, "This game was very popular before, anyway, I made several lists."

"Later, did it all come true?" Zombie asked.

This question really makes people unable to answer... If it is really realized, is it still a dream? !

Anyway, I will never admit that my mobility is low︿(￣︶￣)︿

"To be fair, fifty things for one person." As I said that, I turned the book to a new page and wrote "100 things a dead man must do" on it.

"With this list, we won't be bored for a long time," I laughed.

Zombie thought this was a novelty, and he didn't object, but he said that there were not as many things as fifty that he wanted to do, so just give him two or three vacant positions.

How can this be?I justly refused him.

"You must face up to your own heart! You died so early, there must be many wishes that have not been fulfilled, but it has been too long, and I can't remember clearly." I said, "I didn't ask you to say it all now, you can remember Write one piece at a time."

"Okay..." Seeing my firm attitude, Zombie didn't refuse, "But if your wishes are not enough by then, remember to tell me."

Why do these words sound so awkward=￣ω￣=It’s as if I’m bullying him...

"You don't need to refute, because my first wish is to fulfill all your wishes." The zombie said.

"Ah?" I held up the pen, not knowing whether I should write it down.

What kind of wish is this? !

Is this guy really a master of magic and not a master of love? !

This, this let me how to continue? !

"Write." Zombie gestured, "Don't you say whatever you want?"

"It is possible, but you are wasting a wish like this, don't regret it." I muttered softly.

"The second thing..." Seeing that I wrote it down, the zombie nodded in satisfaction, and opened his mouth again.

Wait a minute, didn't he say that he has no wishes?There are only two in a while!

The zombie understood my expression, paused, and said, "I only have two or three wishes right now, so let's say them first, so as not to forget them in a while."

Well, for the sake of his old age and bad memory, write it down for him ╮(╯▽╰)╭

"Second thing, I hope these two fields can bear fruit smoothly." The old zombie said.

This guy really...wasted another wish.

"This kind of thing can be realized without writing it down in a notebook. Are you sure you want to waste another wish?" I said dissatisfied.

"Wish, no matter how big or small, as long as it can be realized." The old zombie said, "It's a waste to make a wish that can never be realized."

I curled my lip and wrote down his wish.

"Next is the third wish..." Zombie hesitated for a moment, then said, "Let's forget it, just take these two first."

Judging from his tone, isn't it a challenging task?

"Let's talk about it, anyway, just write it down in the notebook, and you can replace it when you meet better wishes in the future." I said.

"Okay, then I'll say it." Zombie whispered, "I hope Xiaosang can also lick me..."

I was taken aback when I heard this wish, but after thinking about it carefully, it seems that Xiaosang is really not very close to zombies.Don't talk about licking him, and even seldom approach him.

"I like this kind of furry little guy very much, but I didn't have a chance to touch them when I was alive, and they all walked around me after death." The zombie's tone was a little aggrieved, "It's not easy to have a little mourning, but it only follows you Play."

I can understand this feeling.But the problem is that Xiaosang is not fluffy!This guy looks more like a zombie in Resident Evil than I do!

"But it's very cute!" The old zombie showed an idiot expression, "Although the body is incomplete, it has a kind of incomplete beauty."

Incomplete beauty... I once again questioned the aesthetics of zombies.

Wait, he seems to have praised me for being cute before QAQ