Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual
Chapter 24: August of the First Year of Zombies
October 8, the first year of zombies
rainy to cloudy weather
The weather has been stuffy recently, so last night I didn't go back to the cave to rest, and I also rejected the zombie's invitation. Instead, I chose to take a nap by the lake with the sky as the cover and the ground as my hut.
It may be the onset of the second disease of middle school. Yesterday, I mysteriously felt that it was very chic and chivalrous.
However, God did not give me the opportunity of the second year of secondary school. Not long after I closed my eyes, my eyes suddenly lit up, and there was a loud rumbling sound in my ears, and then my face felt cool, and a lot of water splashed on my head.
It's raining QAQ and the rain is not light, but it took me a while to drench my heart.
Helpless, because the cave is far away, I had to go to the zombie to take shelter from the rain.
"Why did you make yourself so embarrassed? I saw you just now and thought it was a water ghost from the bottom of the lake who came to visit." The zombie said and threw me a piece of cloth, "Wipe it quickly, or you should soak your body broken."
I reached out to catch the piece of cloth thrown to me by the zombie, unexpectedly, it felt like a towel to the touch.I went up and smelled it again, and there was no stale smell.
Where did he get this thing?
"Xiao Ming gave it to me yesterday. I didn't think it was useful at first, but now it seems that the child has a foresight." Zombie said.
Seeing that I was still wearing wet clothes, he frowned and said, "Take off your clothes, the rain is not clean, and if you don't dry your body completely, it will easily rot... For example, have you seen the kind of soaked clothes?" A dead body?"
I haven't seen it, but I can imagine that it must be ugly.
But the crux of the problem is, what do I wear when I take it off?
"I don't have any clothes to wear... why don't you just hang it out like this." The old zombie thought for a while and said, "I don't seem to have anything to cover your body here."
Wait, what do you mean by hanging (▔dish▔) I don't want to lose face!
"It's just the two of us... don't worry, I won't tell anyone." The zombie said, "You'd better take off your clothes while they're still wet, or you won't be half-dried later, the clothes are very wet It may stick to the skin, and if you want to take it off at that time, you may tear off a layer of skin."
Maybe it's just like Zombie said, I'm just cowardly, I didn't dare to hesitate any longer after hearing what he said, and took off all my clothes in minutes.But after I took it off, I was a little dazed again.
How did he know? !Could it be that this guy has shed a layer of skin before?
"No, but I've seen other corpses by the lake." The zombie said, "When I saw him, the guy's whole body was swollen, his skin was blue-gray, and his bones and flesh were exposed. Outside, but you can't see a little blood, only the eye-catching white and red..."
QAQ stop talking!
I covered my ears, and the zombie saw my resistance and didn't continue talking.But what he said before is so graphic, I can almost imagine myself being soaked in water.
"You are the most complete and beautiful corpse I have ever seen." The zombie said, "It doesn't look very different from when you were alive."
After hearing the zombie's praise, I was inexplicably a little shy, and covered the key parts with a towel.
"Don't look at it, you have to look at yourself." I said viciously.
The old zombie glanced aside, and muttered: "Why are you shy, I'm all men, and according to my seniority, I'm at least your grandpa, why should you be shy in front of your grandpa..."
I ignored him and looked down at my body.
Having said that, this is the first time since I became a loss that I carefully observed my body.
Except that the skin has become much whiter than before, it seems that there is not much difference from before.Even the parts that had been sunburned from napping in the sun before had recovered perfectly.
Even after death, is the body's self-healing ability still functioning?
If that's the case, then this place... my eyes continued to move down, and finally settled on my little brother.
"Don't worry, I don't feel it." The zombie's voice suddenly sounded in my ears, which startled me.
"You, you, are you a pervert?!" I pressed the towel with one hand to cover my body as much as possible, and pointed at him tremblingly with the other hand, stuttering and speechless.
"I thought you wanted to know." The zombie said innocently, "You suddenly become so shy, I'm not used to it."
I am not used to QAQ either!Although I usually like to say dirty words, I am still an innocent boy in essence!Now, to be exposed by an old pervert who has been dead for hundreds of years, my innocence...
"Don't make such an expression, it makes me feel weird." The zombie muttered with some embarrassment, "It feels like a bully in the market is forcing you into prostitution."
No, be calm, don't be underestimated by this guy!
"I, I'm not shy, but you startled me by your sudden words." I deliberately raised my voice and said, "If you don't tell me this kind of thing, I will verify it myself."
The zombie stopped for a while and asked, "How to verify? Do you want to be here, for yourself..."
Halfway through the speech, the zombie couldn't continue, maybe because he thought of something, his expression was also a little shy.
Wait, what the hell is this eerie atmosphere (▔皮▔) Why is there a rhythm of driving every minute? !
I decided to say something to break the embarrassing situation now.
But what to say?What topics are common among men from ancient to modern times?
woman?
No, I don't have much research on this, and Zombie also said that he is a decent person.
delicacy?
Well, it seems that this guy hasn't eaten real food in hundreds of years, so this topic should be awkward to talk about.
Poems and songs?
Talk about poetry and songs naked?Why does it feel a bit philosophical...
work out?
There seems to be no taboo on this, although I don't know much about it, but let's chat casually, anyway, it's a very manly topic.
After making up my mind, I thought about my words and said, "Well, zombie, what do you think of my figure?"
After saying this, I just wanted to slap myself.
What am I talking about?Obviously trying to ease the atmosphere, why did it intensify the philosophical atmosphere instead?
QAQ I'm simply toxic.
"Ah?" The old zombie was helping me twist my clothes intimately at this time, but when I lost my mind, there was a sudden "stab" sound from the clothes.
You don’t need to think about it, the clothes that were already tattered, now you can’t ask for them OTZ
"I... sorry." The old zombie was a little at a loss, "How about I use paper to paste clothes for you?"
Dead people wear paper clothes, right? !
Oh, almost forgot, I'm a dead man right now...
Sadness is almost like a river against the current.
"It's okay, anyway, the clothes themselves are tattered, so it's not your fault." I said in a muffled voice, "It was a bargain when I bought it."
"Oh..." The zombie replied vaguely, without saying anything more, "By the way, what did you ask me just now?"
"Let me ask you, what do you think of my figure?" I said weakly.
The old zombie was silent for a moment, and tentatively said: "It's pretty good, it's white and tender..."
What is the subtle description of white and tender?Isn't that word used to describe little piggies?
Seeing that I was dissatisfied, the old corpse considered it for a while, and then said: "And, um...fat and thin?"
This word...doesn't it still describe a pig?
QAQ Do I exist like a little piglet in his eyes?It hurts so much!
"Sorry, I really don't know how to describe a man's figure." The zombie said, "No one asked me that before."
"Tsk tsk, your vocabulary is really one-sided." I said dissatisfied, "There are a lot of compliments, from parts to details. For example, you can praise me for being tall and handsome, or you can praise me. Praise me for my white teeth, red lips, handsome eyes, thin waist and broad arms like an ape's shape."
"Uh... I know these words more or less, but they don't suit you very well." The zombie said after a moment of hesitation.
Why is OTZ so honest, is there any loss if he praises me a little bit against his will?
"But I probably understand what you mean, I'll try again." The old zombie said, "I think your skin is fair and elastic, your waist is very thin, and your butt is very upturned. It's the most beautiful thing I've seen in a long time. body."
This time it was indeed an exaggeration, but what is this subtle feeling?I always feel gay in gay.
"Are you satisfied with what I said this time?" Zombie asked.
In an instant, some of my dusty memories came one after another.
I still remember that when I was in junior high school, I would often go to my neighbor’s sister’s house to borrow and read. There were some old-fashioned romances similar to the theme of "the domineering president falls in love with me".
I didn't understand it at the time, and although I felt a little embarrassed, I still watched it with gusto.There was even a period of time when I thought girls really liked domineering president-type men.
I can't bear to look back on the past, but Zombie's tone and expression just now reminded me of a very classic line in that category: "Woman, are you still satisfied with what you heard (see)?".
"Are you poisonous?" I glanced at the zombie, seriously suspecting that he was pierced by a human soul.
This kind of classic lines should not be known by him, an ancient man!
"I have corpse poison, and you didn't know about it the first day." The zombie said, "But it's a corpse, so my poison shouldn't have any effect on you, right?"
The rain outside is still falling, and it doesn't seem to be getting any smaller. I'm starting to worry about our Qixi Festival activities.
"If it keeps raining, will Xiao Ming and the others stop coming?" I murmured.
"Don't you dislike humans? Why did you invite them?" Zombie asked, "Aren't you afraid that they will go back and tell other people in the base?"
I was taken aback when I heard this, and to be honest, I really didn't think about this question.Subconsciously, I have a mysterious trust in these two children, and I feel that they will never betray me.
"Maybe they won't say it, but what if someone is worried and sneaks up? After all, our existence is a potential threat to them." The zombie said.
QAQ Why are you telling me this?Wouldn't it be nice to have more trust between people and corpses?
"Of course I'm willing to trust them, but some things can't be solved just by running away." The zombie said.
I knew he was right, but I was depressed.
"Why did you suddenly become so negative? Was it stimulated by something?" I asked.
Maybe it was because my tone was a bit aggressive, the zombie was stunned for a long while and didn't speak.
After a while, Fang Fang said slowly: "No matter what, if you are in danger, I will definitely save you."
"Waiting for you to save? Let's avoid it." I said, "He is obviously a guy who can be defeated with a small peach tree branch... It's not sure who will save who."
However, even though I said so, I was still very moved in my heart.
Regardless of whether he can do it or not, at least he has the heart to save me.
I regretted blurting out such harsh words, but the zombie didn't seem to care, smiled and said: "Speaking of peach branches, I think of an old thing... I don't seem to have told you that I almost About going abroad?"
"No." I said.
I don't know what he means by going abroad. Is it the kind of going abroad that he had before his death?Or have you traveled abroad after your death?
I think it's the first type, but the zombie tells me it's the second type.
"Thinking about it now, I still find it unbelievable. I was lying in a coffin in a daze, but a group of guys who came from nowhere blew up the people in my tomb, and moved the coffin and me into the tomb. Go outside." The old zombie said helplessly, "Those people are really courageous, and they are doing this kind of grave digging with great fanfare, for fear that others will not know."
Digging graves with great fanfare?In an instant, I made up the scene of the archaeological team working on TV.
"You should feel honored. If it weren't for the value of your tomb, people wouldn't bother digging it!" I said seriously.
However, the zombie didn't seem to agree with my statement. He shook his head and said, "The archaeological association won't even let the corpses in the tomb be spared? Then I'd better not win their favor."
"And then? How did you come back?" I asked.
According to my experience, generally well-preserved ancient corpses such as zombies must be thoroughly studied in the laboratory after being dug out, and then put on public display in the museum, and there is no way to put him back to the original place possible.
"That's a long story," said the zombie.
"It doesn't matter, there is plenty of time in the long night." I said, "And I was seen by you just now, you must give me some psychological compensation?"
"You're not a girl, so you're afraid of being seen?" asked back.
I didn't know how to go on, if I just kept entangled in this matter, it would seem that I couldn't let it go.
QAQ But I really care about it!Although I am already very familiar with zombies, I am also a person who wants to save face. It is completely impossible to run naked and calmly!
"Okay, even if I don't mind being read by you, half of the story is about being struck by lightning." I said, "Listen, it's still thundering outside."
"According to what you said, don't live anymore." Zombie said with a smile, "Actually, it's nothing special. I was dug out by a group of foreigners. Later, because they didn't know how to seal zombies, they didn't The coffin was not re-nailed with mahogany. I came out of the coffin by myself in the middle of the night when I had nothing to do, and I just happened to meet one of the gang. He obviously didn't expect the ancient corpse that had been dead for so many years to come out again. When I was resurrected, I was so frightened that I passed out on the spot, I was afraid of getting into trouble, so I didn’t dare to stay outside for too long, so I got back into the coffin and closed the lid.”
What a miracle!Feeling sorry for that archaeological team member inexplicably, I must have thought that I saw a ghost at night.
"Then did you have any special effects?" I asked, "Such as small fire balls?"
The zombie was silent for a moment, and said a little embarrassedly: "Yes... I was also a little scared at the time, so I rubbed a few small fire balls to strengthen my courage."
I seem to know why the zombies are sent back to the tomb intact.
Just imagine, the night is dark and the wind is high, an ancient corpse with will-o'-the-wisps coming out of the coffin and walking straight towards you... Even the most courageous people will be scared to death when they encounter this situation !
The rain outside is gradually lightening, and the sound of birds chirping can be heard faintly.
Its daybreak.
I silently put on my half-dried clothes and planned to go out to have a look.
Alas, comfort yourself, beggar outfit is a new trend in the last days QAQ
However, after the baptism of heavy rain, thin and soft buds finally appeared in my small bean field, which looked green and tender, very lovable.
"Zombie, come and see, this plant is so cute n(*≧▽≦*)n"
"Well, cute."
"The color of this plant is so beautiful n(*≧▽≦*)n"
"Well, it's beautiful."
"This plant looks so strong n(*≧▽≦*)n"
"Um……"
"How do you look over there?" I ran over and asked.
The tomato side has also begun to sprout, which looks similar to the bean side, but the sprouts seem to be a little higher than this side.
"The rise is pretty good." I said.
"It's okay." The zombie said.For some reason, he didn't seem very happy.
"The water is too big, it's easy to get worms." The zombie said, "It will bite the buds."
How could OTZ be like this...the buds that came out after so much effort.
"Is there any way to remedy that?" I looked at the zombie expectantly, hoping he would come up with a solution.
The zombie turned his head away in embarrassment, not daring to look into my eyes, and muttered softly, "It's my first time farming too."
Alas, my poor Yaya QAQ
Just as we were moaning about Ya Ya's pest control work, Xiao Ming and the others came with an unexpected guest.
"Zombie, am I dazzled?" I twitched the corners of my mouth stiffly, "Why did I see three people coming?"
Not only that, but the extra person looked very familiar.
Like Fade Chen? ! ! !That weird guy who carries around a bunch of mahogany stuff...
The zombie also seemed to recognize the other party, his expression became a little unnatural, and he subconsciously took a few steps back.
"Brother Shen—!" Xiao Guang started waving at me from a distance, but I didn't want to talk to him at all.
The QAQ brat has done us a disservice this time!After all, we were already "sacrificed" by Fade Chen, so what's the point of showing up now?
However, despite my efforts to ignore the other party, Xiaoguang still ran to me with cheerful steps.
(▔皮▔) Didn’t you say that you can’t get enough to eat every day at the base?Why is this brat still so energetic!
"Why did you bring outsiders here?!" I grabbed Xiaoguang and asked in a low voice.
Xiaoguang blinked his eyes, as if he didn't understand why I was angry.
"Don't you know Fade Chen?" He said.
Acquaintance is acquaintance, but it is just an accidental acquaintance!Not familiar enough to invite him over to play at home!
"The first time is raw, the second time is familiar. Anyway, people are here, so you can't drive him back?" Xiao Guang said.
QAQ made me mad, it was obviously his fault, why should we have to bear the consequences!I'm fine, the zombie is about to kneel just seeing Fade Chen!
When I was talking to Xiaoguang, Fade Chen had already come to us.
I tugged at the hem of my clothes nervously, thinking about how to say hello to him.
"Brother Shen, long time no see." Fade Chen broke the silence first, then looked me up and down, and said, "Your clothes... are really more and more stylish."
This is really euphemistic, in fact, I haven't seen you for a while, I look more and more embarrassed OTZ
"There's also this little brother Jiang, who's still wearing an ancient costume." Fade Chen also greeted the zombie.
Xiao Guang couldn't help laughing when he heard that he called me the same name as Zombie, and said, "You call them both Brother? This is obviously Mrs. Jiang."
"Ah?" Fade Chen was a little confused, and looked at me suspiciously.
"Senior." I said calmly, "Although he is not very old, he is of the same generation as my great-grandfather."
Xiaoguang also realized that he almost exposed our secret just now, and nodded like a chicken pecking rice.
"Yes, yes," he said.
"By the way, when we came here, the people in the base asked us to bring some things." Xiao Ming said, "I said that I will ask you to help me with food in the future, and we should build a good relationship first."
O__O that...Young man, don't you need to say the second half of the family's advice to you, right?
Still, I'm curious as to what he brought us.
Hope it's clothes... I secretly wish.
"There are not many things, but they should be useful to you. For example, cups, matches, and clothes." Fade Chen put down his backpack while talking, and there were some daily necessities in it.
But this backpack looks a bit familiar. If I remember correctly, when we met last time, he was carrying this backpack made of mahogany, right? !
"No problem, those mahogany products in the bag are all fakes." The zombie whispered as if he had read my mind.
I remember that he seemed to have said this to me before, but if it really doesn't matter, why does he still look like he's about to lie dead at any time?
"Of course it's an act." Zombie said with a chuckle.
Because I needed to change clothes, the zombie and I went back to the tomb, leaving Xiaoguang and the others by the lake to prepare for later activities.I was still a little worried about the zombie's physical condition, but as soon as he stepped into his territory, that guy immediately swept away his previous weakness and became full of energy.
"Is there any point in doing this other than worrying me?" I asked, a little annoyed.
I hate when people lie to me!
"I can't help it. Last time you set up an image of a seriously ill patient in front of Fade Chen, I can only continue acting from the script last time." The zombie said innocently, "Otherwise, how would you smooth things over?"
Why can't it be round (▔dish▔) I can tell Fade Chen that the zombie is allergic to peach trees!There are so many strange allergy symptoms in this world, I have even seen grain allergies...
However, I don't intend to explain to the zombie, otherwise he will have to ask me what an "allergy" is with a strong curiosity.Alas, the words he asked recently have become more and more professional, and sometimes I don't know how to explain it to him.
"It would be great if there was a Xinhua dictionary." I muttered in a low voice.
"What?" the zombie asked.
"It's nothing... By the way, do you want to change your clothes too? It's inconvenient for you to look like this now." I said.
Well, actually, I’m just tired of seeing this guy in ancient clothes, and I want to see him in modern clothes ╮(╯▽╰)╭ such as T-shirts and jeans that can outline his figure.
"I think it's very convenient." Zombie looked at the clothes in his bag and chose to refuse, "And I'm not used to wearing your clothes."
His expression didn't fluctuate, but my intuition told me that he was shy!
Hahaha, here's the chance for revenge ( ̄y▽ ̄)╭He blew me away last night, now it's my turn to lick him up.
"Put it on." I tried my best to make my eyes look innocent, "The human design cannot be broken, Fade Chen has always thought that you are the same generation as us, and wearing ancient costumes is just a last resort. Now I have other clothes to wear. Isn't it strange that you are still wearing ancient clothes?"
"This..." The zombie hesitated a bit, "But I won't wear your clothes."
"Is there anything you can't wear, it's very simple, just put it on your body o(^▽^)o." I said, and gave him a quick demonstration.
Why are you not shy this time?Because I have already given up on OTZ. Anyway, he has seen everything he should and should not watch. What is the difference between once and twice?
"You move so fast..." The zombie murmured, "It's good to be young."
"It's okay, it's only a few hundred years away." I forced my eyes to be sloppy, "Did you understand?"
The old zombie said that he understood, but he didn't move at all. I was inexplicably anxious when I saw it, and I wanted to pounce on him to help him take off his clothes.
No, calm down!
I recited the core values of socialism in my heart, then raised my head and said with a smile, "Why don't you do it? Do you want me to help you take it off?"
History is always surprisingly similar, but the roles have been reversed, and now I look like a rascal, while Zombie is a good boy who has been molested.
"I'll take it off myself... But can you stop looking at me so directly?" The zombie said, "It's weird."
Of course not!Why didn't he feel awkward when he saw me naked last night?Now I want to look back at them all!
In this way, I sat on the coffin and enjoyed a "strip show" of the ancient corpse.
Although my goal at the beginning was the body of the zombie, but for some reason, as the clothes peeled off one by one, the "stripping show" turned into a "Hanfu small lecture hall" unconsciously.
"Wow, you wear so many clothes every day, isn't it hot?" I looked at the clothes that had been taken off all over the floor and exclaimed.
"The corpse is not very sensitive to temperature." The old zombie said, "It's fine in summer, as long as you don't get caught in the rain, it's troublesome in winter, sometimes you will freeze if you are not careful."
"Frozen?" I repeated subconsciously.
"It's just that if you stay in the snow for a long time, you may have the same symptoms as a lying corpse." The old zombie said, "At this time, you can only wait for the temperature to warm up, and slowly thaw by yourself."
Instantly, I thought about frozen meals kept in the freezer.
"Then have you ever been frozen?" I asked curiously.
"Well... At that time, no one took me, and I crossed the river by feeling the stones by myself, and took a lot of detours." The zombie said while tidying up the hem of his clothes, "By the way, your clothes look really good. It’s convenient, but it feels light and fluffy, as if you didn’t wear it.”
"Just get used to it." I said while looking up and down at the zombie.
QAQ is obviously an ancient corpse, why is his figure better than mine?
Although I didn't see it very clearly, but I glanced at it just now and felt that his dick was bigger than mine.
This is not scientific!
"What's the matter?" Zombie asked, "Why the melancholy expression?"
I glanced at him and said nothing.
I can't accept this!Could it be that I'm jealous that he has a better figure than me?The second child is older than me?
I don't want to lose face? !
Alas, I have seen him all, but why don't I feel any sense of accomplishment? OTZ
"Okay, you'll be able to celebrate the Qixi Festival you've always dreamed of, be happy." Zombie patted my head and said, "We can make lanterns and drink together later."
That's right, I almost forgot that I still have a jar of wine if he didn't mention it!
Although I am not an alcoholic, when I think I can finally taste something other than tomatoes, my mood brightens unconsciously.
Qixi Festival (* ̄▽ ̄*) This is the first time since I became a zombie~
"What about the Dragon Boat Festival?" Zombie heard me talking to himself, turned his head and asked, "I also took you to pick mugwort leaves."
"Dragon Boat Festival without zongzi is not a real Dragon Boat Festival." I said.
At this time, night has fallen, and I, Zombie, Xiao Guang, Xiao Ming, and Fade Chen are sitting around the campfire, roasting mushrooms while chatting, just like a real camping.
"I didn't even eat zongzi for the Dragon Boat Festival." Xiaoguang curled his lips and said dissatisfiedly, "I didn't even realize that the Dragon Boat Festival was here, it just passed."
"Next year, when everyone settles down, maybe we can have a good Dragon Boat Festival." Xiao Ming said while using the firelight to weave something with the reeds growing by the lake.
I poked my head out of curiosity to look over it, but I could only see a general shape.
"Is it a lantern?" I asked.
"It's a lotus lantern...but it's the first time I've made something like this out of reed leaves, maybe I didn't make it very well." Xiao Ming blushed and whispered.
This child seems to be really shy easily, unlike Xiaoguang, who is always full of self-confidence.
Once again, I felt the wonder of the Creator. It is obvious that the same father and the same mother, why are the two children born with so different personalities?
"It's okay, you've compiled it well, at least each of us can compare to you." I smiled.
I originally intended to encourage Xiao Ming, but I didn't expect that these words would actually irritate the zombie.He glanced at me, picked up some reed leaves as well, and started to weave things.
OTZ, I almost forgot, this guy also considered himself a craftsman during his lifetime...
Just when I was thinking about whether I should also use two reed leaves to pretend, Fade Chen suddenly spoke.
"Dragon Boat Festival, that day is really unforgettable." He said, "I realized my own strength for the first time."
strength?WTF?
Just as I was about to ask, I heard Xiao Guang whisper beside me: "Don't pay attention to him, this guy has a second-degree illness."
I looked at Fade Chen, this guy must be 30 years old.
A 30-year-old with secondary illness?
"Secondary illness is regardless of age." Xiaoguang shook his head pretentiously, and said, "Not all people will suffer from Secondary illness in the second grade of junior high school, such as my brother; naturally, there will be some The second disease of human beings lasts for a long time, such as Dr. Chen."
"Is he really a doctor?" I whispered.
"It's true, he showed us his medical qualification certificate. However, except for being a bit reliable when seeing a doctor, he doesn't look normal at other times." Xiao Guang said, "That's why I always say that Dr. Chen You should heal yourself before you heal others.”
"Then you still bring him here?" I said dissatisfied.
According to the experience I have watched over the years, the more this kind of talkative person is, the more likely he is to grasp some unknown truth.
Let's make a bold guess, maybe his real identity is a researcher who secretly studies the zombie virus?
Xiaoguang looked at me, got up silently and changed his position.
"I want to stay away from you, mental retardation is contagious," he said.
(▔皮▔) How dare this brat despise me, has he forgotten the last time he was beaten? !
No, why should I admit that I am mentally retarded? !
"By the way, how many zombies have you encountered at most at one time?" Fade Chen coughed lightly, perhaps because he realized that no one was listening to him, and forcibly joined the interactive session, "Jiang, tell me first."
I have to say that this guy is really good at roll call, and he immediately selected the zombie who has the least idea about zombies.
The old zombie was taken aback when he heard the words, thought for a while, and said, "Two."
two?Has he seen other zombies besides me?Inexplicably jealous = ̄ω ̄=
"Only two? Then you are lucky. At that time, I..." Fade Chen didn't seem to care much about the reply Zombie gave him. After a few words, he continued to tell his own story.
"Hey, when did you meet the other zombie?" I asked in a low voice.
Although he was careful to control his tone, for some reason, the words he spoke were still sour.
OTZ, I'm not his girlfriend, what kind of jealousy did I eat?Is this the same as friendship and love that are often said on the Internet, neither can tolerate a third party?
The zombie seemed to hear that I was not very happy, so he handed me the little duck he had made up in his hand, and said, "I'll give you a duck."
Maybe because the fingers are not flexible enough, the little duck is not very delicate, but the shape is still quite pleasing.
But, this guy is trying to make me pretend nothing happened by sending me some bauble?impossible!
"Who is the other zombie?" I asked angrily without taking the duckling.
"Chen Fei and the others are still here, is it really okay for you to ask that?" The old zombie said in a low volume that only the two of us could hear.
QAQ Now you know that family ugliness should not be publicized?Blue skinny shiitake mushrooms... I feel like I've been turned green.
Seeing that I didn't talk to me, the zombie was a little embarrassed, paused for a while, and asked, "Drink?"
"Don't drink..." I said.
"Eat tomatoes?"
"Don't eat..."
"Want to make something up?"
"Not playing..."
Now, no matter how dull the zombie is, he still feels that I am in a bad mood.
"Are you okay?" he asked.
"Not good..." I replied.
After I finished speaking, I belatedly realized that I had accidentally spoken out what was in my heart.
The zombie frowned, as if thinking about the reason for my unhappiness.
"Is it because of Xiaoguang?" He asked tentatively.
"Xiao Guang said that he will not take the blame." I mumbled, "It means that this matter has nothing to do with Xiao Guang."
"Fade Chen?" He asked again.
"It's a little bit related." I said.
The zombie was startled, and then showed a clear expression.
"Don't worry, you are the only zombie I know...the other is Xiao Zang, don't worry now." Zombie whispered, "You are the only friend I have."
My mood suddenly became clear, but when I met the smiling eyes of the zombie, I suddenly felt that my behavior just now was like a child, and I became angry in an instant, and said, "I'm not jealous! It's just that I'm like me this year." Pure zombies are rare, I'm afraid you will be deceived!"
"Okay, I know." Zombie said with a smile, "Thank you for caring about me."
At that moment, I felt that my heart, which had been silent for a long time, seemed to be beating again.
This is the feeling of heartbeat?
I sneaked a glance at the zombie.The guy looked the same as usual, staring at the dancing flames.
rainy to cloudy weather
The weather has been stuffy recently, so last night I didn't go back to the cave to rest, and I also rejected the zombie's invitation. Instead, I chose to take a nap by the lake with the sky as the cover and the ground as my hut.
It may be the onset of the second disease of middle school. Yesterday, I mysteriously felt that it was very chic and chivalrous.
However, God did not give me the opportunity of the second year of secondary school. Not long after I closed my eyes, my eyes suddenly lit up, and there was a loud rumbling sound in my ears, and then my face felt cool, and a lot of water splashed on my head.
It's raining QAQ and the rain is not light, but it took me a while to drench my heart.
Helpless, because the cave is far away, I had to go to the zombie to take shelter from the rain.
"Why did you make yourself so embarrassed? I saw you just now and thought it was a water ghost from the bottom of the lake who came to visit." The zombie said and threw me a piece of cloth, "Wipe it quickly, or you should soak your body broken."
I reached out to catch the piece of cloth thrown to me by the zombie, unexpectedly, it felt like a towel to the touch.I went up and smelled it again, and there was no stale smell.
Where did he get this thing?
"Xiao Ming gave it to me yesterday. I didn't think it was useful at first, but now it seems that the child has a foresight." Zombie said.
Seeing that I was still wearing wet clothes, he frowned and said, "Take off your clothes, the rain is not clean, and if you don't dry your body completely, it will easily rot... For example, have you seen the kind of soaked clothes?" A dead body?"
I haven't seen it, but I can imagine that it must be ugly.
But the crux of the problem is, what do I wear when I take it off?
"I don't have any clothes to wear... why don't you just hang it out like this." The old zombie thought for a while and said, "I don't seem to have anything to cover your body here."
Wait, what do you mean by hanging (▔dish▔) I don't want to lose face!
"It's just the two of us... don't worry, I won't tell anyone." The zombie said, "You'd better take off your clothes while they're still wet, or you won't be half-dried later, the clothes are very wet It may stick to the skin, and if you want to take it off at that time, you may tear off a layer of skin."
Maybe it's just like Zombie said, I'm just cowardly, I didn't dare to hesitate any longer after hearing what he said, and took off all my clothes in minutes.But after I took it off, I was a little dazed again.
How did he know? !Could it be that this guy has shed a layer of skin before?
"No, but I've seen other corpses by the lake." The zombie said, "When I saw him, the guy's whole body was swollen, his skin was blue-gray, and his bones and flesh were exposed. Outside, but you can't see a little blood, only the eye-catching white and red..."
QAQ stop talking!
I covered my ears, and the zombie saw my resistance and didn't continue talking.But what he said before is so graphic, I can almost imagine myself being soaked in water.
"You are the most complete and beautiful corpse I have ever seen." The zombie said, "It doesn't look very different from when you were alive."
After hearing the zombie's praise, I was inexplicably a little shy, and covered the key parts with a towel.
"Don't look at it, you have to look at yourself." I said viciously.
The old zombie glanced aside, and muttered: "Why are you shy, I'm all men, and according to my seniority, I'm at least your grandpa, why should you be shy in front of your grandpa..."
I ignored him and looked down at my body.
Having said that, this is the first time since I became a loss that I carefully observed my body.
Except that the skin has become much whiter than before, it seems that there is not much difference from before.Even the parts that had been sunburned from napping in the sun before had recovered perfectly.
Even after death, is the body's self-healing ability still functioning?
If that's the case, then this place... my eyes continued to move down, and finally settled on my little brother.
"Don't worry, I don't feel it." The zombie's voice suddenly sounded in my ears, which startled me.
"You, you, are you a pervert?!" I pressed the towel with one hand to cover my body as much as possible, and pointed at him tremblingly with the other hand, stuttering and speechless.
"I thought you wanted to know." The zombie said innocently, "You suddenly become so shy, I'm not used to it."
I am not used to QAQ either!Although I usually like to say dirty words, I am still an innocent boy in essence!Now, to be exposed by an old pervert who has been dead for hundreds of years, my innocence...
"Don't make such an expression, it makes me feel weird." The zombie muttered with some embarrassment, "It feels like a bully in the market is forcing you into prostitution."
No, be calm, don't be underestimated by this guy!
"I, I'm not shy, but you startled me by your sudden words." I deliberately raised my voice and said, "If you don't tell me this kind of thing, I will verify it myself."
The zombie stopped for a while and asked, "How to verify? Do you want to be here, for yourself..."
Halfway through the speech, the zombie couldn't continue, maybe because he thought of something, his expression was also a little shy.
Wait, what the hell is this eerie atmosphere (▔皮▔) Why is there a rhythm of driving every minute? !
I decided to say something to break the embarrassing situation now.
But what to say?What topics are common among men from ancient to modern times?
woman?
No, I don't have much research on this, and Zombie also said that he is a decent person.
delicacy?
Well, it seems that this guy hasn't eaten real food in hundreds of years, so this topic should be awkward to talk about.
Poems and songs?
Talk about poetry and songs naked?Why does it feel a bit philosophical...
work out?
There seems to be no taboo on this, although I don't know much about it, but let's chat casually, anyway, it's a very manly topic.
After making up my mind, I thought about my words and said, "Well, zombie, what do you think of my figure?"
After saying this, I just wanted to slap myself.
What am I talking about?Obviously trying to ease the atmosphere, why did it intensify the philosophical atmosphere instead?
QAQ I'm simply toxic.
"Ah?" The old zombie was helping me twist my clothes intimately at this time, but when I lost my mind, there was a sudden "stab" sound from the clothes.
You don’t need to think about it, the clothes that were already tattered, now you can’t ask for them OTZ
"I... sorry." The old zombie was a little at a loss, "How about I use paper to paste clothes for you?"
Dead people wear paper clothes, right? !
Oh, almost forgot, I'm a dead man right now...
Sadness is almost like a river against the current.
"It's okay, anyway, the clothes themselves are tattered, so it's not your fault." I said in a muffled voice, "It was a bargain when I bought it."
"Oh..." The zombie replied vaguely, without saying anything more, "By the way, what did you ask me just now?"
"Let me ask you, what do you think of my figure?" I said weakly.
The old zombie was silent for a moment, and tentatively said: "It's pretty good, it's white and tender..."
What is the subtle description of white and tender?Isn't that word used to describe little piggies?
Seeing that I was dissatisfied, the old corpse considered it for a while, and then said: "And, um...fat and thin?"
This word...doesn't it still describe a pig?
QAQ Do I exist like a little piglet in his eyes?It hurts so much!
"Sorry, I really don't know how to describe a man's figure." The zombie said, "No one asked me that before."
"Tsk tsk, your vocabulary is really one-sided." I said dissatisfied, "There are a lot of compliments, from parts to details. For example, you can praise me for being tall and handsome, or you can praise me. Praise me for my white teeth, red lips, handsome eyes, thin waist and broad arms like an ape's shape."
"Uh... I know these words more or less, but they don't suit you very well." The zombie said after a moment of hesitation.
Why is OTZ so honest, is there any loss if he praises me a little bit against his will?
"But I probably understand what you mean, I'll try again." The old zombie said, "I think your skin is fair and elastic, your waist is very thin, and your butt is very upturned. It's the most beautiful thing I've seen in a long time. body."
This time it was indeed an exaggeration, but what is this subtle feeling?I always feel gay in gay.
"Are you satisfied with what I said this time?" Zombie asked.
In an instant, some of my dusty memories came one after another.
I still remember that when I was in junior high school, I would often go to my neighbor’s sister’s house to borrow and read. There were some old-fashioned romances similar to the theme of "the domineering president falls in love with me".
I didn't understand it at the time, and although I felt a little embarrassed, I still watched it with gusto.There was even a period of time when I thought girls really liked domineering president-type men.
I can't bear to look back on the past, but Zombie's tone and expression just now reminded me of a very classic line in that category: "Woman, are you still satisfied with what you heard (see)?".
"Are you poisonous?" I glanced at the zombie, seriously suspecting that he was pierced by a human soul.
This kind of classic lines should not be known by him, an ancient man!
"I have corpse poison, and you didn't know about it the first day." The zombie said, "But it's a corpse, so my poison shouldn't have any effect on you, right?"
The rain outside is still falling, and it doesn't seem to be getting any smaller. I'm starting to worry about our Qixi Festival activities.
"If it keeps raining, will Xiao Ming and the others stop coming?" I murmured.
"Don't you dislike humans? Why did you invite them?" Zombie asked, "Aren't you afraid that they will go back and tell other people in the base?"
I was taken aback when I heard this, and to be honest, I really didn't think about this question.Subconsciously, I have a mysterious trust in these two children, and I feel that they will never betray me.
"Maybe they won't say it, but what if someone is worried and sneaks up? After all, our existence is a potential threat to them." The zombie said.
QAQ Why are you telling me this?Wouldn't it be nice to have more trust between people and corpses?
"Of course I'm willing to trust them, but some things can't be solved just by running away." The zombie said.
I knew he was right, but I was depressed.
"Why did you suddenly become so negative? Was it stimulated by something?" I asked.
Maybe it was because my tone was a bit aggressive, the zombie was stunned for a long while and didn't speak.
After a while, Fang Fang said slowly: "No matter what, if you are in danger, I will definitely save you."
"Waiting for you to save? Let's avoid it." I said, "He is obviously a guy who can be defeated with a small peach tree branch... It's not sure who will save who."
However, even though I said so, I was still very moved in my heart.
Regardless of whether he can do it or not, at least he has the heart to save me.
I regretted blurting out such harsh words, but the zombie didn't seem to care, smiled and said: "Speaking of peach branches, I think of an old thing... I don't seem to have told you that I almost About going abroad?"
"No." I said.
I don't know what he means by going abroad. Is it the kind of going abroad that he had before his death?Or have you traveled abroad after your death?
I think it's the first type, but the zombie tells me it's the second type.
"Thinking about it now, I still find it unbelievable. I was lying in a coffin in a daze, but a group of guys who came from nowhere blew up the people in my tomb, and moved the coffin and me into the tomb. Go outside." The old zombie said helplessly, "Those people are really courageous, and they are doing this kind of grave digging with great fanfare, for fear that others will not know."
Digging graves with great fanfare?In an instant, I made up the scene of the archaeological team working on TV.
"You should feel honored. If it weren't for the value of your tomb, people wouldn't bother digging it!" I said seriously.
However, the zombie didn't seem to agree with my statement. He shook his head and said, "The archaeological association won't even let the corpses in the tomb be spared? Then I'd better not win their favor."
"And then? How did you come back?" I asked.
According to my experience, generally well-preserved ancient corpses such as zombies must be thoroughly studied in the laboratory after being dug out, and then put on public display in the museum, and there is no way to put him back to the original place possible.
"That's a long story," said the zombie.
"It doesn't matter, there is plenty of time in the long night." I said, "And I was seen by you just now, you must give me some psychological compensation?"
"You're not a girl, so you're afraid of being seen?" asked back.
I didn't know how to go on, if I just kept entangled in this matter, it would seem that I couldn't let it go.
QAQ But I really care about it!Although I am already very familiar with zombies, I am also a person who wants to save face. It is completely impossible to run naked and calmly!
"Okay, even if I don't mind being read by you, half of the story is about being struck by lightning." I said, "Listen, it's still thundering outside."
"According to what you said, don't live anymore." Zombie said with a smile, "Actually, it's nothing special. I was dug out by a group of foreigners. Later, because they didn't know how to seal zombies, they didn't The coffin was not re-nailed with mahogany. I came out of the coffin by myself in the middle of the night when I had nothing to do, and I just happened to meet one of the gang. He obviously didn't expect the ancient corpse that had been dead for so many years to come out again. When I was resurrected, I was so frightened that I passed out on the spot, I was afraid of getting into trouble, so I didn’t dare to stay outside for too long, so I got back into the coffin and closed the lid.”
What a miracle!Feeling sorry for that archaeological team member inexplicably, I must have thought that I saw a ghost at night.
"Then did you have any special effects?" I asked, "Such as small fire balls?"
The zombie was silent for a moment, and said a little embarrassedly: "Yes... I was also a little scared at the time, so I rubbed a few small fire balls to strengthen my courage."
I seem to know why the zombies are sent back to the tomb intact.
Just imagine, the night is dark and the wind is high, an ancient corpse with will-o'-the-wisps coming out of the coffin and walking straight towards you... Even the most courageous people will be scared to death when they encounter this situation !
The rain outside is gradually lightening, and the sound of birds chirping can be heard faintly.
Its daybreak.
I silently put on my half-dried clothes and planned to go out to have a look.
Alas, comfort yourself, beggar outfit is a new trend in the last days QAQ
However, after the baptism of heavy rain, thin and soft buds finally appeared in my small bean field, which looked green and tender, very lovable.
"Zombie, come and see, this plant is so cute n(*≧▽≦*)n"
"Well, cute."
"The color of this plant is so beautiful n(*≧▽≦*)n"
"Well, it's beautiful."
"This plant looks so strong n(*≧▽≦*)n"
"Um……"
"How do you look over there?" I ran over and asked.
The tomato side has also begun to sprout, which looks similar to the bean side, but the sprouts seem to be a little higher than this side.
"The rise is pretty good." I said.
"It's okay." The zombie said.For some reason, he didn't seem very happy.
"The water is too big, it's easy to get worms." The zombie said, "It will bite the buds."
How could OTZ be like this...the buds that came out after so much effort.
"Is there any way to remedy that?" I looked at the zombie expectantly, hoping he would come up with a solution.
The zombie turned his head away in embarrassment, not daring to look into my eyes, and muttered softly, "It's my first time farming too."
Alas, my poor Yaya QAQ
Just as we were moaning about Ya Ya's pest control work, Xiao Ming and the others came with an unexpected guest.
"Zombie, am I dazzled?" I twitched the corners of my mouth stiffly, "Why did I see three people coming?"
Not only that, but the extra person looked very familiar.
Like Fade Chen? ! ! !That weird guy who carries around a bunch of mahogany stuff...
The zombie also seemed to recognize the other party, his expression became a little unnatural, and he subconsciously took a few steps back.
"Brother Shen—!" Xiao Guang started waving at me from a distance, but I didn't want to talk to him at all.
The QAQ brat has done us a disservice this time!After all, we were already "sacrificed" by Fade Chen, so what's the point of showing up now?
However, despite my efforts to ignore the other party, Xiaoguang still ran to me with cheerful steps.
(▔皮▔) Didn’t you say that you can’t get enough to eat every day at the base?Why is this brat still so energetic!
"Why did you bring outsiders here?!" I grabbed Xiaoguang and asked in a low voice.
Xiaoguang blinked his eyes, as if he didn't understand why I was angry.
"Don't you know Fade Chen?" He said.
Acquaintance is acquaintance, but it is just an accidental acquaintance!Not familiar enough to invite him over to play at home!
"The first time is raw, the second time is familiar. Anyway, people are here, so you can't drive him back?" Xiao Guang said.
QAQ made me mad, it was obviously his fault, why should we have to bear the consequences!I'm fine, the zombie is about to kneel just seeing Fade Chen!
When I was talking to Xiaoguang, Fade Chen had already come to us.
I tugged at the hem of my clothes nervously, thinking about how to say hello to him.
"Brother Shen, long time no see." Fade Chen broke the silence first, then looked me up and down, and said, "Your clothes... are really more and more stylish."
This is really euphemistic, in fact, I haven't seen you for a while, I look more and more embarrassed OTZ
"There's also this little brother Jiang, who's still wearing an ancient costume." Fade Chen also greeted the zombie.
Xiao Guang couldn't help laughing when he heard that he called me the same name as Zombie, and said, "You call them both Brother? This is obviously Mrs. Jiang."
"Ah?" Fade Chen was a little confused, and looked at me suspiciously.
"Senior." I said calmly, "Although he is not very old, he is of the same generation as my great-grandfather."
Xiaoguang also realized that he almost exposed our secret just now, and nodded like a chicken pecking rice.
"Yes, yes," he said.
"By the way, when we came here, the people in the base asked us to bring some things." Xiao Ming said, "I said that I will ask you to help me with food in the future, and we should build a good relationship first."
O__O that...Young man, don't you need to say the second half of the family's advice to you, right?
Still, I'm curious as to what he brought us.
Hope it's clothes... I secretly wish.
"There are not many things, but they should be useful to you. For example, cups, matches, and clothes." Fade Chen put down his backpack while talking, and there were some daily necessities in it.
But this backpack looks a bit familiar. If I remember correctly, when we met last time, he was carrying this backpack made of mahogany, right? !
"No problem, those mahogany products in the bag are all fakes." The zombie whispered as if he had read my mind.
I remember that he seemed to have said this to me before, but if it really doesn't matter, why does he still look like he's about to lie dead at any time?
"Of course it's an act." Zombie said with a chuckle.
Because I needed to change clothes, the zombie and I went back to the tomb, leaving Xiaoguang and the others by the lake to prepare for later activities.I was still a little worried about the zombie's physical condition, but as soon as he stepped into his territory, that guy immediately swept away his previous weakness and became full of energy.
"Is there any point in doing this other than worrying me?" I asked, a little annoyed.
I hate when people lie to me!
"I can't help it. Last time you set up an image of a seriously ill patient in front of Fade Chen, I can only continue acting from the script last time." The zombie said innocently, "Otherwise, how would you smooth things over?"
Why can't it be round (▔dish▔) I can tell Fade Chen that the zombie is allergic to peach trees!There are so many strange allergy symptoms in this world, I have even seen grain allergies...
However, I don't intend to explain to the zombie, otherwise he will have to ask me what an "allergy" is with a strong curiosity.Alas, the words he asked recently have become more and more professional, and sometimes I don't know how to explain it to him.
"It would be great if there was a Xinhua dictionary." I muttered in a low voice.
"What?" the zombie asked.
"It's nothing... By the way, do you want to change your clothes too? It's inconvenient for you to look like this now." I said.
Well, actually, I’m just tired of seeing this guy in ancient clothes, and I want to see him in modern clothes ╮(╯▽╰)╭ such as T-shirts and jeans that can outline his figure.
"I think it's very convenient." Zombie looked at the clothes in his bag and chose to refuse, "And I'm not used to wearing your clothes."
His expression didn't fluctuate, but my intuition told me that he was shy!
Hahaha, here's the chance for revenge ( ̄y▽ ̄)╭He blew me away last night, now it's my turn to lick him up.
"Put it on." I tried my best to make my eyes look innocent, "The human design cannot be broken, Fade Chen has always thought that you are the same generation as us, and wearing ancient costumes is just a last resort. Now I have other clothes to wear. Isn't it strange that you are still wearing ancient clothes?"
"This..." The zombie hesitated a bit, "But I won't wear your clothes."
"Is there anything you can't wear, it's very simple, just put it on your body o(^▽^)o." I said, and gave him a quick demonstration.
Why are you not shy this time?Because I have already given up on OTZ. Anyway, he has seen everything he should and should not watch. What is the difference between once and twice?
"You move so fast..." The zombie murmured, "It's good to be young."
"It's okay, it's only a few hundred years away." I forced my eyes to be sloppy, "Did you understand?"
The old zombie said that he understood, but he didn't move at all. I was inexplicably anxious when I saw it, and I wanted to pounce on him to help him take off his clothes.
No, calm down!
I recited the core values of socialism in my heart, then raised my head and said with a smile, "Why don't you do it? Do you want me to help you take it off?"
History is always surprisingly similar, but the roles have been reversed, and now I look like a rascal, while Zombie is a good boy who has been molested.
"I'll take it off myself... But can you stop looking at me so directly?" The zombie said, "It's weird."
Of course not!Why didn't he feel awkward when he saw me naked last night?Now I want to look back at them all!
In this way, I sat on the coffin and enjoyed a "strip show" of the ancient corpse.
Although my goal at the beginning was the body of the zombie, but for some reason, as the clothes peeled off one by one, the "stripping show" turned into a "Hanfu small lecture hall" unconsciously.
"Wow, you wear so many clothes every day, isn't it hot?" I looked at the clothes that had been taken off all over the floor and exclaimed.
"The corpse is not very sensitive to temperature." The old zombie said, "It's fine in summer, as long as you don't get caught in the rain, it's troublesome in winter, sometimes you will freeze if you are not careful."
"Frozen?" I repeated subconsciously.
"It's just that if you stay in the snow for a long time, you may have the same symptoms as a lying corpse." The old zombie said, "At this time, you can only wait for the temperature to warm up, and slowly thaw by yourself."
Instantly, I thought about frozen meals kept in the freezer.
"Then have you ever been frozen?" I asked curiously.
"Well... At that time, no one took me, and I crossed the river by feeling the stones by myself, and took a lot of detours." The zombie said while tidying up the hem of his clothes, "By the way, your clothes look really good. It’s convenient, but it feels light and fluffy, as if you didn’t wear it.”
"Just get used to it." I said while looking up and down at the zombie.
QAQ is obviously an ancient corpse, why is his figure better than mine?
Although I didn't see it very clearly, but I glanced at it just now and felt that his dick was bigger than mine.
This is not scientific!
"What's the matter?" Zombie asked, "Why the melancholy expression?"
I glanced at him and said nothing.
I can't accept this!Could it be that I'm jealous that he has a better figure than me?The second child is older than me?
I don't want to lose face? !
Alas, I have seen him all, but why don't I feel any sense of accomplishment? OTZ
"Okay, you'll be able to celebrate the Qixi Festival you've always dreamed of, be happy." Zombie patted my head and said, "We can make lanterns and drink together later."
That's right, I almost forgot that I still have a jar of wine if he didn't mention it!
Although I am not an alcoholic, when I think I can finally taste something other than tomatoes, my mood brightens unconsciously.
Qixi Festival (* ̄▽ ̄*) This is the first time since I became a zombie~
"What about the Dragon Boat Festival?" Zombie heard me talking to himself, turned his head and asked, "I also took you to pick mugwort leaves."
"Dragon Boat Festival without zongzi is not a real Dragon Boat Festival." I said.
At this time, night has fallen, and I, Zombie, Xiao Guang, Xiao Ming, and Fade Chen are sitting around the campfire, roasting mushrooms while chatting, just like a real camping.
"I didn't even eat zongzi for the Dragon Boat Festival." Xiaoguang curled his lips and said dissatisfiedly, "I didn't even realize that the Dragon Boat Festival was here, it just passed."
"Next year, when everyone settles down, maybe we can have a good Dragon Boat Festival." Xiao Ming said while using the firelight to weave something with the reeds growing by the lake.
I poked my head out of curiosity to look over it, but I could only see a general shape.
"Is it a lantern?" I asked.
"It's a lotus lantern...but it's the first time I've made something like this out of reed leaves, maybe I didn't make it very well." Xiao Ming blushed and whispered.
This child seems to be really shy easily, unlike Xiaoguang, who is always full of self-confidence.
Once again, I felt the wonder of the Creator. It is obvious that the same father and the same mother, why are the two children born with so different personalities?
"It's okay, you've compiled it well, at least each of us can compare to you." I smiled.
I originally intended to encourage Xiao Ming, but I didn't expect that these words would actually irritate the zombie.He glanced at me, picked up some reed leaves as well, and started to weave things.
OTZ, I almost forgot, this guy also considered himself a craftsman during his lifetime...
Just when I was thinking about whether I should also use two reed leaves to pretend, Fade Chen suddenly spoke.
"Dragon Boat Festival, that day is really unforgettable." He said, "I realized my own strength for the first time."
strength?WTF?
Just as I was about to ask, I heard Xiao Guang whisper beside me: "Don't pay attention to him, this guy has a second-degree illness."
I looked at Fade Chen, this guy must be 30 years old.
A 30-year-old with secondary illness?
"Secondary illness is regardless of age." Xiaoguang shook his head pretentiously, and said, "Not all people will suffer from Secondary illness in the second grade of junior high school, such as my brother; naturally, there will be some The second disease of human beings lasts for a long time, such as Dr. Chen."
"Is he really a doctor?" I whispered.
"It's true, he showed us his medical qualification certificate. However, except for being a bit reliable when seeing a doctor, he doesn't look normal at other times." Xiao Guang said, "That's why I always say that Dr. Chen You should heal yourself before you heal others.”
"Then you still bring him here?" I said dissatisfied.
According to the experience I have watched over the years, the more this kind of talkative person is, the more likely he is to grasp some unknown truth.
Let's make a bold guess, maybe his real identity is a researcher who secretly studies the zombie virus?
Xiaoguang looked at me, got up silently and changed his position.
"I want to stay away from you, mental retardation is contagious," he said.
(▔皮▔) How dare this brat despise me, has he forgotten the last time he was beaten? !
No, why should I admit that I am mentally retarded? !
"By the way, how many zombies have you encountered at most at one time?" Fade Chen coughed lightly, perhaps because he realized that no one was listening to him, and forcibly joined the interactive session, "Jiang, tell me first."
I have to say that this guy is really good at roll call, and he immediately selected the zombie who has the least idea about zombies.
The old zombie was taken aback when he heard the words, thought for a while, and said, "Two."
two?Has he seen other zombies besides me?Inexplicably jealous = ̄ω ̄=
"Only two? Then you are lucky. At that time, I..." Fade Chen didn't seem to care much about the reply Zombie gave him. After a few words, he continued to tell his own story.
"Hey, when did you meet the other zombie?" I asked in a low voice.
Although he was careful to control his tone, for some reason, the words he spoke were still sour.
OTZ, I'm not his girlfriend, what kind of jealousy did I eat?Is this the same as friendship and love that are often said on the Internet, neither can tolerate a third party?
The zombie seemed to hear that I was not very happy, so he handed me the little duck he had made up in his hand, and said, "I'll give you a duck."
Maybe because the fingers are not flexible enough, the little duck is not very delicate, but the shape is still quite pleasing.
But, this guy is trying to make me pretend nothing happened by sending me some bauble?impossible!
"Who is the other zombie?" I asked angrily without taking the duckling.
"Chen Fei and the others are still here, is it really okay for you to ask that?" The old zombie said in a low volume that only the two of us could hear.
QAQ Now you know that family ugliness should not be publicized?Blue skinny shiitake mushrooms... I feel like I've been turned green.
Seeing that I didn't talk to me, the zombie was a little embarrassed, paused for a while, and asked, "Drink?"
"Don't drink..." I said.
"Eat tomatoes?"
"Don't eat..."
"Want to make something up?"
"Not playing..."
Now, no matter how dull the zombie is, he still feels that I am in a bad mood.
"Are you okay?" he asked.
"Not good..." I replied.
After I finished speaking, I belatedly realized that I had accidentally spoken out what was in my heart.
The zombie frowned, as if thinking about the reason for my unhappiness.
"Is it because of Xiaoguang?" He asked tentatively.
"Xiao Guang said that he will not take the blame." I mumbled, "It means that this matter has nothing to do with Xiao Guang."
"Fade Chen?" He asked again.
"It's a little bit related." I said.
The zombie was startled, and then showed a clear expression.
"Don't worry, you are the only zombie I know...the other is Xiao Zang, don't worry now." Zombie whispered, "You are the only friend I have."
My mood suddenly became clear, but when I met the smiling eyes of the zombie, I suddenly felt that my behavior just now was like a child, and I became angry in an instant, and said, "I'm not jealous! It's just that I'm like me this year." Pure zombies are rare, I'm afraid you will be deceived!"
"Okay, I know." Zombie said with a smile, "Thank you for caring about me."
At that moment, I felt that my heart, which had been silent for a long time, seemed to be beating again.
This is the feeling of heartbeat?
I sneaked a glance at the zombie.The guy looked the same as usual, staring at the dancing flames.
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