Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 8, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

Xiao Ming can make things, so I plan to let him play together on Qixi Festival, make some boats out of reeds, and put them in the river as lanterns.Xiao Ming readily agreed.

Naturally, Xiaoguang also clamored to come.

I knew that even if I stopped him, this little guy would still follow him secretly, so I simply granted his wish, but there are three chapters in the agreement: [-]. No outsiders are allowed to come; [-]. Be obedient; [-]. Don’t tell other people what happened here.

Xiaoguang agreed one by one, and added a poisonous oath on this basis: If he did not abide by the three agreements, let Xiaosang bite his ass.

╮(╯▽╰)╭It seems that this child really has a psychological shadow on Xiaosang, maybe I should let Xiaosang avoid it on Qixi Festival?

In other words, I originally wanted them to stay here and go back after the Chinese Valentine's Day, but Xiao Ming said that if they didn't return all night, the family members would worry.

QAQ What a lovely child, he is simply a little angel!I simply suspect that he and Xiaoguang were not born by the same mother.

"A dragon has nine sons, each of which is different. If they all have the same personality, then it would be boring." Zombie said with a chuckle, "Even if they are twins, they can't be exactly the same."

I have never seen twins, and the friends around me are only children like myself, so I don't have much emotion.However, the zombie should have come from a big family, and there must have been quite a few brothers and sisters in the family.

I started to make up the relevant plots about Zhaidou in my mind.

"My family's situation is a little special. We are involved in everything from scholars, farmers, and businessmen. If you insist, you should be regarded as a craftsman." The old zombie said, "But although there are many people, there is no such thing as you mentioned. Everyone gets along quite well. harmonious."

"Maybe it's the dark waves." I curled my lips and said, "There must be a distinction between closeness and distance?"

"That's true. Take my family as an example. There are seven brothers and sisters of the same generation as me. The eldest brother, the second sister, and the third brother have a mother and a mother, so the relationship is relatively good. Because the sixth and seventh brothers are about the same age, they are very good at learning. Things complement each other, so they are closer together on weekdays." The zombie said.

"Then who are you?" I asked.

"Old Five." The old zombie said, "When I was young, I was very quiet, and I always felt that the house was noisy, but when I was really lying alone under the loess, I felt lonely instead."

Not to mention him, even I, who has no relatives or friends, live in the mountains, and occasionally feel lonely, and this is still in the company of someone.

God knows how he survived those hundreds of years.

"Tell me about your family, I want to hear it." I said, "Should I take notes? It's still a valuable document for future generations."

"Then how do you remember it? On a certain day, month, and year, if I heard it?" Zombie said with a smile, "You can remember it if you want, but it shouldn't be of much use, and my family is not a famous big family."

"Not a famous big family? Are you kidding me! Look at the clothes on your body, look at your tomb, and look at your funeral objects. People who say that you are from the royal family will believe it!" I said indignantly.

"It is true that they are relatives of the emperor, but there are not a few concubines in the emperor's harem, and no one in my family holds a high position in the court. At most, I can be regarded as a squire." The zombie said, "Of course, for some reasons, my family's economic It is quite ample, and there are many antique calligraphy and paintings."

"For some reason... so what is your family doing?" I became more and more curious.

Could it be that he is engaged in some special industry?Like Tomb Raiders?

"Tomb robbery is detrimental to morality, and this is not advocated at home." The zombie said, "But I do have some contacts with those guys on weekdays."

(⊙o⊙) I am getting more and more curious about what the zombies did before they were alive... Let me sort out the key words: rich, special industry, dealing with tomb robbers.

"Could it be that your family is..." Before I finished speaking, the zombie nodded.

"Your family really runs a brothel?!" I exclaimed.

Brothels make a lot of money, brothels are a special industry, and brothels need antiques to decorate their facades.Everything is in line with what the zombie said.

But why is his expression so strange?

"The brothel... I really don't know how you think of it." The zombie said, "Do you have any special attachment to the brothel? Why can you think of everything there?"

"I haven't seen a brothel... After all, it's not because you said it so vaguely that I guessed wrong." I whispered.

"In order to prevent you from saying any strange things again, let me tell you the truth. In fact, I have been repairing antiquities for generations." The old zombie said, "As big as pavilions and pavilions, as small as calligraphy and paintings, they are all in our house. within the scope of work."

(☆_☆) Wow!A master who can repair cultural relics!No, cultural relics that can repair cultural relics!

"Then can you mend the ancient corpse?" I blurted out.

The air fell into a mysterious silence for an instant.

"Maybe, I'm not sure." The zombie said vaguely, "This branch of my family is mainly specialized in calligraphy and painting."

"So it's very likely that you had a perfect embalming treatment when you were buried." I said to myself, "But it's easy to say from the outside, how to ensure that the internal organs inside are not damaged? Or have the internal organs been removed before the burial? Out?"

"Don't say it so disgusting, okay?" The zombie couldn't bear it anymore, "I'm sure, my internal organs are still in my body."

Tsk tsk, don't evade reality like this, and I haven't done an autopsy, so who knows what the inside of his stomach looks like.

"The way you look reminds me of one of my cousins." Zombie said after a long silence, "When he gets something, he has to take it apart and have a look before assembling it."

This is definitely the rhythm of Yanshu masters!What should I do if I suddenly want to travel back to the era when zombies were alive?

"Yanshu? This is the first time I've heard of this word...can you tell me more about it?" Zombie said.

I always thought that this word existed since ancient times, but I never thought that Zombie had never heard of it.This is a bit embarrassing...

"Uh, Mozi, you should know, and Lu Ban... probably that thing." I don't know what I'm talking about, so I can only vaguely pass on some information I know to the zombie.

Unexpectedly, the zombie understood my main idea immediately, and said, "Mechanism, right? I'm not very familiar with that cousin, but he seems to really like to tinker with weird gadgets by himself. "

According to the routine in the novel, this kind of cross-age talent is either the protagonist or an important friend of the protagonist!

"Did that uncle of yours later become famous, married Bai Fumei, and reached the pinnacle of life?" I asked.

The old zombie glanced at me, and slowly said: "I don't know... I died early."

OTZ I actually forgot about this.He looks a little upset, should I comfort him?

"It's okay, early death and early rebirth." I said.

After saying this, I felt that the atmosphere became more and more weird, as if something was wrong, but I couldn't explain it clearly.

"I died quite early, but hundreds of years have passed and I haven't been reborn... I must have been forgotten by Lord Hades." The old zombie said dully.

"What are you afraid of if you have me by your side? Think about it, we call it 'jumping out of the three realms, not in the five elements'. Others have to practice for a realm that I don't know how long it takes to reach it. Let's die once, so it's a good deal." I said .

"You can take it easy." Zombie sighed, "When I knew that I had become a living dead, I was negative for a long time."

"Is it because I woke up and found myself too ugly to recognize?" I teased.

"Yes." The old zombie agreed, "If you wake up and find that you have increased your age by hundreds of years, are you afraid?"

I thought about it, if I was asked this question when I was a human being, I would definitely say that I was afraid.But now I'm a zombie, what's the difference between a zombie in his 20s and a zombie in his 200s?Not in my opinion.

The air fell into silence again, neither the zombie nor I spoke, just staring at the lake in a daze.

After a while, a gust of wind blew over, rolling a few leaves and falling in front of us.The zombie picked up one of them, fiddled with it in his hands, and folded it into a small spoon.Then he put his middle finger and thumb together and rubbed them twice, and a group of very small blue flames appeared between his fingers.He put the small fire ball in the previous spoon made of folded leaves. The flames flickered under the green cover, which looked weird and interesting.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

The zombie didn't speak, and put the spoon made of leaves into the lake.

Although the wind was not strong, the ripples still pushed the leaf boat to swim towards the depths of the lake.

"If you want to make lanterns, you can do this." The old zombie said, "There are no candles here, and there are no other substitutes... Although the blue flame is a bit strange, it should be fine if you get used to it."

QAQ is so touching!I thought he didn't want to celebrate Qixi Festival, but he was always thinking about how to make my Qixi Festival more perfect!

Hey, how did such a perfect person die so young?I think he can at least survive to the finale!

"The cyan flame is very beautiful... But, if you keep acting as a lighter, will it affect your body?" I was a little worried.

The lighter will turn off after being used too many times. The zombie is so old, shouldn't he die completely because of this incident?

The old zombie seemed to know what I was thinking, and after a moment of silence, he said, "I have used this skill for not a day or two. If there is a problem, I discovered it hundreds of years ago, so I still need to wait until now? What's more, As I said before, I have already lived for hundreds of years, even if God asks me to die right now, I will still make money."

Okay (*￣▽￣*) Since he said so, I don’t have any worries!Get ready for Qixi Festival related matters!