Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 8, the first year of zombies

The weather turns sunny

After a light rain fell, just halfway through the afternoon, the sky has already presented a peaceful and solemn evening atmosphere, and unknown birds are singing one after another, looking at each other from across the bank.

I stood at the entrance of the cave and looked at the distant mountains and higher peaks in the sky. Those mountains were plated with a layer of gold, which looked very gorgeous.There is an open gap between the mountains on the opposite bank, and the slopes on both sides slope down, making people feel that there is a stream passing through the lush forest and flowing out from that direction, but there is no stream there.

"Stop fighting with that pile of scrap iron, come and talk to me." I greeted the zombie.

Since this morning, he has been in my cave studying the iron objects brought from the village, trying to restore them to the way they should be.However, as two agricultural idiots, we worked hard all morning, and only made one hoe and one semi-finished hoe.

I'm quite satisfied with the result, anyway, it's not land reclamation, it's just to pass the boring time, one hoe per person is more than enough.But the zombie didn't know what to do, so it wanted to assemble a plow.To be honest, I doubt whether he has seen such a thing as a plow.

"What are you talking about? Tell me, I'm listening." The zombie said, still cutting something with a knife in his hand, "Oh, I've been dead for a long time, and my fingers have become stiff. I think back when I was alive... ... Forget it, let's not mention the past."

I just love to hear zombies talk about the past that they "don't want to mention" ︿(￣︶￣)︿

"Don't be shy, it's been so many years, is there anything you can't say?" I wondered, "Is it because you had a crush on a certain girl back then, but didn't dare to confess, so you carved her statue with a knife every day to explain it?" Lovesickness?"

After hearing what I said, the old zombie suddenly slipped his hand, and the knife flew straight out, stabbing it between the rocks.

(⊙o⊙) Is this reflection what I said? !

"I'm not a disciple. If I like a girl, why don't I ask her parents to propose marriage? Why do such wretched things." The zombie said.

He tried to get the knife out of the rock, but it might have stuck, and he tried several times without success.

"See, even God doesn't want you to be that plow, so don't bother. Come and tell me about your love history." I said, "If what you say satisfies me, I'll help you plow it. "

The zombie looked at me suspiciously, and said, "Can you pull it out?"

"It doesn't matter whether I can pull it out or not, it's fine if you can't pull it out now." I said, "How about it, do you want to trust me once?"

The old zombie sat down beside me helplessly, and whispered in a low voice: "If you don't hurry up, autumn will be here soon, and then you really won't be able to grow anything."

"If you can't plant it, you can't plant it. This year has passed and next year has passed, and next year has passed and the year after that. There will always be a chance to plant." I patted him on the shoulder and said, "The most important thing now is to enjoy our salty A corpse like a fish."

"A corpse like a salted fish?" The zombie said, "Does it mean a leisurely life?"

"That's what it means." I lay down on the ground and said, "Anyway, I've been salted, and I'm a salted fish through and through."

"Your analogy is really strange." The zombie said, "I called you a bastard back then."

"Who are you talking about bastard?!" I grabbed a handful of wormwood that I had killed and threw it at him, "At the very least, a bastard must have a certain level of social skills and force value before he can go to the streets to fight those bullies." If you behave like a woman, you just need to lie down and live like a salted fish."

The zombie was stunned for a while, and just as I was about to explain the word "salted fish" to him, he suddenly asked, "How long can you lie down at most?"

"Uh, if there is food and drink, there is no problem for three days." I thought for a while, and replied, "I remember my roommate used to complain that I was like a corpse... I didn't expect that it would be a prophecy. became a corpse."

"I can lie down for hundreds of years at most." The zombie said, no emotion could be heard in his tone.

What did he mean by telling me this?Do you want me to give him the title of "Salted Fish King"?

"I've been lying down for long enough, I don't want to lie down anymore." He paused, and then said, "Lying down is really boring, so boring that I want to die again."

"Oh." I couldn't understand the kind of boredom he said, and I didn't want to argue with him about it, "By the way, you haven't finished talking to me about what happened just now."

"What's the matter?" Zombie asked.

"It's about you carving a small portrait of a girl. Then, did the girl fall in love with you?" I wondered.

The old zombie glanced at me, as if he didn't want to pay attention to me, but he still explained: "You just came up with those things yourself, but I never said that I had a crush on any girl. I have a marriage contract since I was a child. But I died before I was old enough to marry."

"It's so miserable... You died so happily, the girl hasn't had time to get through the door, will you bear the name of Kefu for this?" I thought of the common plot in the movie, and I had a deep feeling for the fabled fiancee. sympathy.

The old zombie obviously didn't expect me to say that, he was taken aback for a moment, and murmured: "Don't you think it's also tragic for me to die young?"

"But you have gained such a long life out of thin air." I said, "How many people dream of immortality, and you just let you catch up."

"But is it really that good to live in this way?" Zombie shook his head, "Also, that girl hasn't been married yet, so strictly speaking, I don't have a husband and wife... In other words Said, after I die, she doesn't even need to watch the funeral, and marrying someone the next day is not considered a breach of etiquette, but it is morally unjustifiable."

I thought of a classic shot in Dream of Red Mansions every minute.Here, Lin Daiyu's body is not cold, while Baoyu's wedding is on the other side, and there are staggered cups of wine.To turn things around a bit, to substitute the old zombie into the role of Lin Daiyu...it seems quite pitiful.

"I feel like you are arranging me in your mind again." The zombie stared at my face for a while, then said slowly, "I don't know where you got so many messy thoughts."

"Tsk, you don't understand this. This is called brain hole, the source of happiness!" I patted the shoulder of the zombie, and said, "It's okay, under my guidance, you will soon have this Cool skill."

"Oh..." Zombie seemed not interested in my unique knowledge, "Speaking of which, you didn't tell me that you were married before..."

Getting married, when did it happen?I do not know how?

Seeing my blank face, the zombie also showed a confused expression: "Did you forget? You asked me to take care of you... my wife's, and said they were on the shelf."

I thought of my almost half a rack of figures.That's right, they are all my wives!

"That, it's a kind of pet name." Seeing that the zombie's expression gradually became more subtle, I waved my hands again and again, and said, "It's not what you think, I haven't perverted enough to hug a girl and call her Wife...uh, for example, have you heard the story of Chang'e flying to the moon?"

"I've heard it." The zombie said.

"Chang'e is a figure in myths and legends. No one has seen what she looks like, but there are many statues of her in later generations, and those statues can be called figures." I tried to explain to the zombie what a figure is, And my love for hand figures, "The wives I'm talking about exist like this. They don't exist in this world, but they have the most beautiful attributes in the world, and they are perfect girlfriends."

The zombie was silent for a moment, as if digesting what I said.

"So, you married a fairy as your wife?" Zombie said blankly, "How did you do it?"

What about QAQ, it's too embarrassing to explain this kind of thing, but if you don't explain it, that guy will definitely keep asking...

"It's not the fairy body, it's... her statue." I stammered.

"You take the statue as your wife?" Zombie had a surprised expression on his face, as if to say that you are so good, do your parents know?

I can't wait to find a crack in the ground and get in.

So I hated dealing with this 100% three-dimensional creature the most during my lifetime, not to mention that the zombie came from ancient times. It didn't take much thinking to know that he must think I was sick.

However, to my surprise, the zombie didn't laugh at me, but said solemnly: "Don't worry, if there is a chance, I will definitely go and pick up your wife."

I was a little surprised, looked at him and murmured: "Don't you think it's strange that I'm like this?"

"Since ancient times, there are not a few people who have plum wives and crane sons." Zombie said with a light smile, "But I didn't expect that people like you have a bit of Wei and Jin style."

He's praising me, right?

But why do I always feel inexplicable when I hear it OTZ

October 8, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

The zombies didn't make a plow in the end, but as I said, two hoes were more than enough for us.

The cultivated land we chose is by the lake, and that place should have been reclaimed before. As soon as I went down with a hoe, the ashes left by many peoples who once lived in this area but were not recorded in historical records were turned up. They fought and hunted The small arms used during the attack were then exposed to the air.

They were mixed with other natural stones, some of which still showed signs of fire.In addition, there are some scattered pottery and glass fragments scattered in the soil, which should be the product of modern civilization.

It was a strange feeling, as if I was witnessing what happened in this land.

When my hoe clangs against the stones, the music-like sound will echo in the forest and the sky. I believe that with such accompaniment, my work will definitely produce immeasurable gains (*￣▽￣ *) That's how confident you are!

Generally speaking, nothing happened today. Zombie and I were hoeing the ground all day long, and the little mourner went off to nowhere.

Sometimes, I saw a pair of unknown big birds soaring high in the sky, flying up and down alternately. Torn like rags, but when I looked up, I found a complete sky still hanging in the sky;

Sometimes, I am attracted by a group of flying insects, watching them fly from one end to the other, leaving behind a series of buzzing sounds;

Sometimes my hoe unearths a snaky snake from under a rotting tree root, it's lazy, ugly, and spotted, it's native to the land, but it's the same as mine. era……

When I stop to rest with my hoe, I can see this kind of scene from any place in the field. Not to mention the future, but from now on, farming seems to bring me endless fun.

"Go back, we can sow seeds tomorrow." Zombie said.

Although I haven't started planting yet, but looking at this reclaimed land, I can already imagine the appearance of pods growing here o(^▽^)o