Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 6, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

Writing a diary is really special for a guy like me, because probably no one would want to know what a zombie is thinking, including myself.But what is it?I just want to write down my thoughts and keep writing.In this way, even if one day I am no longer alive, people can learn through this notebook that there was once a little zombie named "Shen Congxin" who had the same emotions as humans.

The reason why I have such emotion is mainly because today's weather reminds me of the day I turned into a zombie... Well, I'm not sure if I turned into a zombie that day, but it was indeed the day I turned into a zombie. The initial memory after the zombie.

The sky was then as leaden as today, and there was a sickening smell all around.There were zombies wandering in twos and threes by the side of the road. They didn't talk to each other, they just walked in a strange posture.

When I encountered this situation, I was almost scared to pee. I stood there and didn't dare to move at all, but the zombies still found me and slowly gathered towards me.I thought I was going to die, so I closed my eyes in despair, hoping that they would give me a good time.But unexpectedly, their target was not me, but the people behind me.

I watched the man screaming and being torn to pieces by the crazy zombies, and the blood splashed on my face gave me a strange sense of excitement... However, I did not join the carnival of the zombies, Instead, he took advantage of the chaos and fled.

Maybe the old zombie is right, I am just cowardly, although I realize that I may no longer be a human being, but I still feel instinctive fear of zombies, and want to hide away.

I also tried to join a small human team, but they didn't even give me a chance to speak, and raised their guns at a distance of ten feet... Now that I think about it, if I'm a little more like a zombie, maybe I can have no scruples Rush up and have a fight with them; if I'm a little more human, maybe they can sit down and listen to me.

However, there is nothing if, although I don't know why, but the result is that I became such a monster that is neither a zombie nor a human.

I don't have a companion, so I can only walk aimlessly alone.If I hadn't encountered zombies, I'm afraid I still don't know where I'm wandering.

Thinking about it this way, I should really thank that guy Zombie for giving me a place to stay.

PS: It feels like it’s going to rain again. Let’s call zombies tomorrow to build a shelter for those little milk cats, or it will be bad if they get caught in the black rain.

October 6, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

Today I not only saw the group of cute little guys, but also had the honor to meet their mother - a beautiful three-colored cat.However, although I tried my best to express my kindness, the cat mother was still full of hostility towards me. Her cat eyes were wide open and she stared at me vigilantly. As long as I took a little step forward, she would immediately jump over with her teeth bared. , as if afraid that I would hurt its baby.

It makes me feel bad for its misunderstanding, but I can't blame it for anything.

After all, today is different from the past...

I didn't want it to be too nervous, so after standing there for a while, I went to discuss with the zombie about building a cat nest.

Zombies also like those furry little guys, so we hit it off.

I was worried that I didn't have the tools to make a cat's nest, but it turns out that poverty has limited my imagination.

It's true that there are no tools, but it can't stand the rich and powerful zombies!

The box made of high-quality wood is inlaid with gemstones on the outside. If you don’t want it, you don’t want it. Put some bedding inside and it will be the main body of the cat’s nest; you don’t want the fur that was buried with you. Material... After all the tossing, what we really need to do ourselves is to build a rainproof shed for the cat litter.

Well, to be precise, building the awning is my job alone.

Zombie is not lazy, in fact he quite wants to participate in the construction of the rain shelter.But after all, he has been dead for such a long time. Although he doesn't show it usually, but when he encounters this kind of delicate work, he can see how stiff his fingers are.

Alas, I don’t know if I will become like him in the future QAQ

The brain is not easy to use, plus the hand is disabled...whether it is possible to survive will be a problem, right?

October 6, the first year of zombies

rainy weather

We finally managed to build the cat's nest before it rained, but we didn't see the shadow of the kitten after searching for a long time.Recalling the performance of mother cat yesterday, I decided to go to his tomb with the zombie for a while, and come out by myself after they are sure they are safe.

Thinking about it this way, I should be considered a warm man, right?It's a pity that I didn't have a girl with discerning eyes before I was alive, so I will be single until I die... Now that the outside world is in such a mess, I guess my parents can't take care of themselves even if they are alive, and they don't have time to match me with a yin marriage. .

The zombie wants to play chess with me again. I seriously suspect that he has never played anything other than chess before his death.Sure enough, this guy has never even heard of the classic party game Truth or Dare!

In order to restore a trace of my dignity as a modern person, without any objection from the other party, I quickly popularized the "Truth or Dare" gameplay to him, and the game began.

In fact, there is also a little selfishness in this. After all, whether it is Go or Backgammon, the main thing is skill, but "Truth or Dare" depends entirely on luck.

I don't dare to boast about anything else, but I have always been lucky as a person, and I can basically catch up with small probability events.I think back when the card game was popular, all the relatives and friends around me lined up to ask me to draw "SSR" for them. At that time, it was the pinnacle of my life!

Facts have proved that this time the goddess of luck is still on my side. I produced scissors, and the zombie produced cloth, but he seemed hesitant to say anything.

"I play the scissors and you play the paper, and the scissors cut the cloth, so I win. Do you have any objections?" I asked.

"No." The zombie said, "But you moved too fast, I haven't had time to get out yet."

As he spoke, his originally opened fingers slowly clenched together.

"I came up with stones," he said.

I was stunned by his coquettish operation!This is the first time I saw someone playing "scissors, rock, paper" like this!

"You don't count, you've already seen me use the scissors!" I said dissatisfiedly, refusing to admit that his move was obviously a foul.

"But I figured out the rock before I saw you out of the scissors, because you moved too fast." The zombie said slowly, "I haven't said that I have completed the 'rock, scissors, paper' action, you It’s unreasonable to announce the result.”

Well, I admit that the action of bending the fingers and then straightening them is somewhat difficult for such a corpse that has been dead for at least hundreds of years, but this must not be a reason for him to cheat openly!

"I think it's better for us to play chess. The rhythm of this game is too strong." The old zombie thought for a while and said, "You have been dead for a while, so you should protect your body. Fast wear and tear can be severe."

Well, I can't say enough about this guy, it's okay to write "rock, scissors, and cloth" on small wooden boards of the same size, right?

Really, playing a game at a very old age is still serious with me (▔皮▔)

October 6, the first year of zombies

sunny

It may have rained all night yesterday, but there was a rainbow in the sky this morning~ This was the first time I saw a rainbow after I became a zombie.

With such a good mood, I decided to go to the cat litter to see those little cuties.However, unexpectedly, the cat litter was empty, without even a cat hair, and it was unknown whether they had left or had never been here at all.

I hope it's the first case, but given the surrounding circumstances, the second is more likely.This inevitably made me start to worry about what happened to them.

But the zombies said that they should be living well now, but now that the zombies are in power, they smelled the smell of zombies on the box, so they dare not come to hide from the rain.

Alas, becoming a zombie is not my own choice, but I have to bear the bitter fruit, and my heart is filled...

However, from another point of view, it should be a good thing that they are so sensitive to the smell of zombies. After all, there are still very few zombies who are as kind as me these days.

I wish them the best of luck in finding a suitable place to live.

As for the cat litter, I thought about it and decided not to dismantle it.Although the kittens did not choose this place as their home, what if there are other small animals that are not afraid of the smell of zombies in the future?

October 6, the first year of zombies

sunny

finally!finally!

After my meticulous care, those tomatoes finally produced an edible fruit!

Speaking of it, it can be regarded as a trick of good fortune. When I was a human, the vegetable I least liked to eat was tomatoes, but now I am a zombie, but I have to rely on this little thing to ensure that my body will not stink and grow maggots.

I carefully plucked the tomato off the plant, closed my eyes, and popped it all into my mouth.In an instant, the smell of tomatoes filled the entire mouth, and the juice slowly flowed down the corners of the mouth.

"Eating this is good for your health." I kept saying in my heart, resisting the feeling of wanting to vomit, and held my breath, I chewed roughly the tomato in my mouth, and then swallowed it whole.

To be honest, I have also tried other things, such as carrots, parsley, etc., but they have no effect, especially eating some juicy things will even increase the rate of body decay.

Why only eating tomatoes will have antiseptic effect?Or does it mean that only eating the things you hate the most will have antiseptic effects?

I don't know the reason for this, and there is no one to communicate with. After all, there is only a zombie like me nearby...

Speaking of which, the zombie seems to have never been worried about the problem of body corruption. His body is covered with a layer of paste. Although the color looks strange and affects his movement, the antiseptic effect is indeed nothing to say!

It seems that these days I have to find time to learn from him and learn how to get that layer of patina.After all, something as unscientific as tomato antiseptic may fail someday.