Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 7, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

There are no brats who are good at fake crying, no weird doctor who carries a backpack of peach wood products, and even the little mourner quietly lies aside, squinting his eyes and dozing off...everything is so peaceful and beautiful.

I sat quietly on a high tree stump, fully enjoying the morning breeze, looking down at the lake, and admiring the layers of ripples on the lake, which were continuously reflected on the water in circles.

The surface of the lake is very calm, without any disturbance, even if there is, it will calm down immediately.I threw a small stone towards the calm lake, and the trembling water waves immediately spread around in circles, and then calmed down again.No matter whether the fish jumps out of the water or the insects fall into the water, they are all expressed with such beautiful lines without exception, as if these are the gentle pulsation of its life.

"So why did I travel so far to see the scenery, the scenery at the door of my house is already very beautiful." I murmured.

Zombie once talked to me about this lake. He said that in the early days, the lake was surrounded by forests, and the lush leaves covered the sky. The lake was not as empty as it is now. There were many wild ducks and other animals. Waterfowl, there are eagles hovering over the lake, and sometimes even some small animals drinking water by the lake, it is very lively.

He would come here from time to time to go boating and fishing, using an old canoe he found on the shore.It was made by hollowing out the middle of two big trees, nailing them together, and cutting both ends into squares.Although the production is rough, the old zombie has been used carefully for many years, and then it was slowly filled with water, so it can no longer be used, and now it has sunk to the bottom of the lake.

He didn't know whose boat it was, he said it belonged to the lake.

I was an atheist during my lifetime, but I am happy to accept his statement.Life is already so hard, it's always nice to add some romance to it.

Having said that, I remember the first time I stared at the lake in a daze, I vaguely saw a lot of big trees lying on the bottom of the lake, if they were not blown down by the strong wind, or they were felled and parked on the ice before they could be taken away. After all, at some point in history, everyone was in a frantic pursuit of high productivity, whether it was agriculture, industry or whatever.

Alas, the tree trunks at the bottom of the lake, the ancient canoes, and the surrounding woods that block the sun have all disappeared. If I hadn’t turned into a zombie this time and ran into this place by mistake, I wouldn’t have known there was another one here. such a beautiful lake...

As if responding to me, Xiaosang suddenly straightened up and let out a "woof".

"Xiaosang..." I stretched out my hand, wanting to touch Xiaosang's head.

Usually at this time, Xiaosang would consciously put his head up, but today for some reason, it ignored me, and instead looked in one direction vigilantly and made a "bark" again.

Is there something in that place? !

I was startled, and quickly got down from the tree stump, staring at the direction where Xiaosang was barking just now, and said, "Xiaosang, get that thing out."

As a zombie dog, Xiaosang's strength is unquestionable. Last night I saw it win a big snake that was several times its length (*￣▽￣*)

After receiving my order, Xiaosang rushed out like an arrow off the string in an instant, and disappeared into the depths of the woods.

"Mom, help!" After a while, there was a voice crying for father and mother not far away, and then a small figure broke into my sight.

Isn't this the brat Xiaoguang? ! ! !

Xiaoguang also saw me at this time, his eyes lit up, as if he saw a life-saving straw, he ran towards me while screaming.

"Help—! Dead—!"

My eardrums hurt from his shouting, and I made a stop gesture to him.

Xiaoguang didn't stop, but Xiaosang behind him came to a sudden stop, sticking out his tongue and tilting his head, waiting for my next command.

"Okay, nothing is chasing you, come down." I said.

Just now Xiaoguang panicked and started climbing along the tree. When I recovered, he had almost climbed to the top of the tree.

"I..." Xiaoguang looked down, his voice trembling, "I'm weak, I can't get down."

"Can't you really come down?"

"Really, I lied to you as a puppy!"

"Okay, then you can stay on the tree and come down by yourself when your feet are not soft."

"..."

╮(╯▽╰)╭Little cutie, don't look at me like that, do you still expect zombies to climb trees to save you?Regardless of whether I want to or not, I can't climb this tree alone...

October 8, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

Later, Xiaoguang came down from the tree by himself, and successfully touched the tomb of the zombie.

"Where's your brother?" I looked behind him, but there was no one there.

Although no one was with him yesterday, I always thought it was this brat who left his brother behind.But it's been a day, and no one has come to take this brat away. I think things may not be as simple as I thought.

"My brother...he...he will come to find me later." Xiaoguang unconsciously turned up the volume.

Hehe, anyway, I am also someone who has watched Conan, so you still want to hide the truth from me with this three-legged feline skill?

"You came alone!" I said, "Your eyes drifted to the right, and you unconsciously turned up your volume. These are enough to prove that you are lying!"

"Yes, you are right." Xiaoguang nodded and said.

He suddenly became so frank, and I felt a little uncomfortable.

"What are you doing here, this is the territory of zombies..."

"I know." Xiaoguang said calmly, "I also know that the zombies here are extremely vicious. When they see a living thing, they will pounce on it and tear it to pieces!"

No! (▔皮▔) Who spread this rumor?Stand up for me yourself!

"But..." In the middle of speaking, Xiaoguang suddenly changed the topic, "I will soon become one of you."

To be one of us...?

"You were bitten by a zombie?" I asked in surprise, "Could it be that the little zombie did it yesterday, and you make it responsible for you?"

"It's not... I didn't intend to make a dog responsible for me." Xiaoguang said in a lower voice, "I want to ask, can you be responsible for me."

Wait a minute, I'm a little dizzy, let me clear my mind.Xiaoguang asked me to be responsible to him, did I ever do anything wrong to him?Ugh, I think I beat him up...

"You want to touch porcelain?!" I immediately figured out the cause and effect, "Because I beat you up, so you want me to pay for the medical expenses!"

Seeing me suddenly turn up the volume, Xiaosang stood up abruptly, arched his back and bared his teeth, and stared at Xiaoguang, waiting for my order.

Xiao Guang seemed to be very afraid of dogs, his voice was trembling with fright, he waved his hands again and again and said, "No, no! Last time I should hit... Actually, I wanted to ask if you could bite me and turn me into a dog too. Zombies?"

(⊙o⊙) Running to the zombies and asking to be bitten, what kind of showmanship is this? !This kid is crazy!

"Actually, I'm a vegetarian." I thought about it and said.

October 8, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

Zombie finally recovered from the incident last time, congratulations o(^▽^)o

Alright, let's talk about Xiaoguang's uneasy brat.

Generally speaking, he just got into trouble with his family, and decided to run away from home in a fit of anger, doing something that his family regretted.When I was his age, I also had this kind of thought, but because I was cowardly, I didn't do anything out of the ordinary. I just secretly missed two homework assignments to show my determination to fight.Xiaoguang is obviously much more courageous than me at that time. He dared to single-handedly rush into the zombie's territory at a young age, and even chased the other party to bite him.

It took me a lot of effort to shake him off and hide in the tomb of the zombie.

"My God, this brat's physical strength is really good." I hung half dead on the coffin, and said, "Does he know that I won't bite him, so he is so arrogant?"

The old zombie sat happily in the coffin, with an expression of watching the show: "I don't know what he thinks, but I know he knows this place, and it's not safe for you to hide here."

QAQ What's the matter? Being a zombie not only didn't scare him, he was actually being chased around.

"If he finds me, I'll admit it. If it doesn't work, I'll give him a bite." I said.

Although my body doesn't feel tired, I am a corpse after all, and I can hear my bones creaking when I move too vigorously.It's not worth it to fold yourself in for a bear kid.

"Brother Tiao, did you do any bad things when you were young, tell me to make me happy." I said, "It's the kind of thing that makes me feel ashamed when I think about it."

"No." The zombie said, "My family is very strict."

(￣▽￣) According to my experience, there is no process of recalling such a long time ago, and if I immediately deny it, then the achievement is real.

"Talk about it." I said coquettishly, "How about information exchange, let me say one, and you say one?"

The zombie didn't speak.

Very good, I will take it as his default.

"I ran away from home once when I was young, and then I regretted it and went home, but no one found that I was lost." I said, "I was only five years old at that time, and I went out for nearly a day and a night. No one found out!"

"Maybe it's because there are too many children in the family, so I can't take care of it." The old zombie said, "My third brother ran away from home for three whole days when he was a child, and the reason was that we brothers took turns covering him."

"But I'm an only child." I said quietly, "Have you heard of family planning? Only one child is better."

Just as the zombie was about to speak, a voice suddenly came from the mouth of the acupuncture point: "Brother Shen, are you in there?"

"No!" I replied.

"You are obviously inside, come out!" He shouted again.

"Come in." I said.

He is afraid of the dark and dare not come in. This is the main reason why I chose to hide in the tomb of the zombie.

╮(╯▽╰)╭I just want him to taste the feeling of knowing where I am but not being able to catch me~

Having said that, this kid is afraid of the dark, dogs, and bugs, but he is not afraid of zombies OTZ, am I a failure as a zombie...