easy to be a man

On the campus forum of H University, there was a hot post on the first day of school.

Title: Young people are awesome, freshmen have become popular in the male and female cp world on the first day of school.

Landlord: Today is the first day of school, I woke up in the morning and felt hot in Yintang.Unexpectedly, as soon as I ran to the West Canteen for dinner, I witnessed a bloody drama.The protagonists are Zhou lm, who just entered school this year, and his roommate Liang S.That scene was really...

Reply:

[The landlord got up, why didn't he say anything!I know about Zhou lm, a super handsome guy, I never heard that he had an affair with a guy or girl in high school before, why did things happen as soon as he went to college, landlord, don't lie to click nonsense! 】

[I testify that I, like the host, watched it!Zhou lm has always been ambiguous, but this Liang I knew yesterday that he is a little gay!Yesterday he watched Zhou lm with his famous sister Qin MH from their school, and the news has already spread!Unexpectedly, Liang and Zhou lived together for one night yesterday, and earth-shaking changes took place!Three years in the same school as Zhou, I thought he was made of stone!I didn't expect Liang to get started so quickly!Trabecular is too slay! 】

[Damn! What a good-looking man is being abducted by men!We heterosexual life is too difficult!Can you leave us a handsome guy! 】

[Forget it, Zhou is not very good at dating humans, I am very happy to watch handsome guys gossip [Humble]]

[What is the onlooker upstairs doing? !Jiji Waiwai didn't say anything about the specific situation for a long time, I'm so anxious to wait for the people who eat melons!Can a well-spoken classmate reenact the case!Please! 】

[urgent +1]

[urgent +2]

Landlord: Don't worry!I'll just say it.In fact, when Zhou and his classmate Wang X were having breakfast together, Liang S suddenly appeared disheveled and ravaged. I don't know if he had something to hide, but he just called Zhou's name, and his face turned red ran away.Wang asked Zhou if he had put Liang to bed on the spot. Zhou had a very unsightly expression and left.

[Shocked my whole family! 】

[My dog ​​is so scared that it stops barking! 】

[10 words + in the brain in an instant]

【So did you really sleep...】

[I am Zhou's bed, I testify that they slept! 】

[The classmate in the front ** can be restrained, after all, they are all classmates, so don't overdo it.Let me make a bold guess, sleeping may not be so exaggerated, but something must have happened that broke the boundary between their ordinary male classmates. 】

[Seeing the reply above, I am even more imaginative! 】

[Oh my god, what kind of fairy post is this, I have found a home, my friends!Zhou Liang and I are in the same class. I just observed him during my class meeting at work today, and I didn’t listen to anything!I really absorbed a lot of gossip, I have to talk to you! 】

[You said it!Talk it out! 【shoulder shaking】

[Don't tell me upstairs to report your ID! 】

[It's like this, Zhou Xian came to the classroom for today's class meeting, and he sat in the second row when he came.Liang also came after a while.As a result, Liang was startled when he saw Zhou, and then quickly fled to the last row.Zhou was very angry at the time and kept staring at Liang.Liang looked terrified, and when he sat on the seat, he immediately lay down with his head in his arms, and Zhou Cai didn't look at him.As a result, after a while, Liang started to peek at Zhou again, and then Zhou found out and looked back.When I saw Liang on Monday, Liang panicked and then hugged his head again.For four 10-minute classes, the two of them repeated this plot over and over again, probably as many as 5 or 6 times!One of them, Liang was stared down by Zhou and cried, looking very pitiful.Damn, I really don't know what happened between the two of them, I'm going crazy with curiosity! ! ! 】

[Fuck, fuck, fuck! 】

[It can be seen that the observation is so meticulous, the upstairs is really not listening to the class 2333]

[After reading the paragraph described above, I fell silent. 】

[It's too bloody.So Zhou seems to like Liang quite a bit, so why is Liang crying?Zhou made love to him yesterday? ! 】

[Wow, wow, strong interest in excitement!But don't you think Liang is easy to make?What he wants to say is just to explain clearly to Zhou, but also to find a sense of presence, and to panic and cry, this is sick! 】

[Oh, the handsome guy actually likes being a guy.Who is that Liang? Is he good-looking?Why does the male god like him? He couldn't be playing a trick on the male god! 】

[Same curiosity! 】

【Curiosity +1】

【Curiosity +2】

【Liang s I saw it this morning when the dog blood happened in the cafeteria. She looks pretty, white and tender. 】

[Delicate and tender?Looks like she's just a bitch, huh! 】

【Is mother bothering you?Tiantian bitch talks about it and doesn't know what she is. 】

[Don't quarrel upstairs, in fact, I think it's quite cute 23333]

【I don’t know why I’m a straight guy, but I also watch it with gusto. 】

[Remind everyone, don't involve the owner's private information in the post, and don't get hotheaded after posting, and dance in front of the owner.Students of our H University should also pay attention to quality when they eat melons! 】

[Like the upstairs. 】

[Upstairs is great. 】

……

Before Liang Shu knew it, the online world had already discussed their past and present lives based on their interaction with Zhou Liming.He just went back to the dormitory, obediently waited for Zhou Liming to come back, and then explained clearly to the other party.Liang Shu thought over and over again, but still felt that there were too many people outside, and the scene was somewhat uncontrollable, so it was safer to stay in the dormitory.Even if he couldn't control himself and started to feel true feelings again, he wouldn't be surrounded by other people except Zhou Liming.

In order to explain his abnormal behavior this morning, Liang Shu checked a lot of information on the Internet and typed up several versions of the manuscript, but he waited and waited, Zhou Liming just didn't come back.Liang Shu didn't see anyone until seven or eight in the evening.

When Zhou Liming saw Liang Shu again, he was not as angry as he was in the morning.He stood at the door for a while, and closed the dormitory door after seeing that Liang Shu had no intention of running away.Zhou Liming calmly put down his schoolbag and sat on the exclusive throne in front of his desk.He looked at Liang Shu and didn't speak, but the meaning he expressed was very obvious, and he was waiting for the other party to explain.

However, Zhou Liming didn't know that Liang Shu was struggling with his emotional value now.While paying attention to the numerical values ​​in his field of vision, Liang Shu peeked at Zhou Liming's expression, while adjusting the distance and angle between himself and Zhou Liming, he was very busy.

After watching the other party's series of performances, Zhou Liming finally ran out of patience: "What are you doing?"

Liang Shu was taken aback, and his emotional value immediately soared to 50 according to the chain reaction of this sentence, and two tears burst out in an instant.He had no choice but to take another two steps back, almost to the window sill, and then suppressed his surging tears, and explained in a low voice: "Student Zhou, I, I have always wanted to explain to you. I, I am like this today. Unusual because I'm actually sick."

"I think you're sick too." Zhou Liming sneered and raised his legs.

Liang Shu accidentally saw the scene of Zhou Liming sneering, and couldn't help crying: "Student Zhou, don't be like this, woo woo woo, your sneer is so cruel and cold, so charming, look Seeing you like this, I can't calm down and explain to you..."

Needless to say, the real feelings began again.Liang Shu immediately turned his back and covered his face. While choking with sobs, he insisted on telling the reason he made up: "Student Zhou, I actually have mania, and I tend to go crazy when I get emotional. I'm already almost fine. , but I don't know why, I suddenly fell ill again. I really didn't mean to woo woo woo because you are so..."

Liang Shu had a premonition that he was about to start making some nonsensical rainbow farts again, so he quickly covered his mouth and squatted down, trying to control himself.

"Mania, are you mania?" Looking at Liang Shu who was squatting on the ground trembling slightly, Zhou Liming frowned.Although he has never seen this kind of patient with his own eyes, he knows a little bit about the situation. It is said that people with mania are prone to mania when they are ill, crying and making noises, and regardless of the consequences.But although Liang Shu's behavior seemed exaggerated, it didn't happen for no reason, it was just more dramatic. Could this be mania?Zhou Liming was very skeptical.Could it be that the other party is lying to him, and is actually pretending to be crazy?But he really couldn't think of any need for the other party to lie to him, even if he and his noisy friend wanted to make a routine, he wouldn't choose such a method.

After expressing his emotions, Liang Shu's emotional value has dropped to a safe range of around 20.Just in case, he squatted on the ground with his back to Zhou Liming and drew circles just in case. "Really, really. Please don't say it. I will find the teacher to change the dormitory by myself, and I will try my best to avoid meeting you in the future, so as to cause unnecessary trouble to you."

Hearing what Liang Shu said, Zhou Liming's attitude became better, "It's not necessary to change the dormitory, just pay attention."

Unexpectedly, the other party was so easy to talk, Liang Shu was overjoyed, and suddenly raised his head to look back at the other party, and accidentally confiscated it when he was excited: "Zhou Liming, you are such a good person, you have a warm heart hidden under your cold appearance, no The surface of being close to humanity conceals the passion in your heart, and the word "beautiful and kind-hearted" was created just for you..." Seeing the other person's face, Liang Shu covered his mouth in good time and crawled slowly. He got into bed and wrapped himself in the blanket.

Zhou Liming: "..."

After a while, a soft voice came from under the blanket: "I'm much better like this, I won't bother you anymore, I'm really sorry, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Zhou Liming: "..."

Fortunately, he has taken a good look at the house today, and he will be able to move there soon.Otherwise, living with such a mental illness is really tiring.