easy to be a man

"Damn! Liang Shu, you are too serious about sex and friends, you dragged me away with a word from the male god, and I didn't even add it on WeChat! How could you do this and say that we are good sisters?" ?!"

As soon as he walked out of the gate of the dormitory building, Qin Menghua began to get mad at Liang Shu, with anger and grievance on his face, and his singing and writing were excellent.

Liang Shu was also a little shocked by his ability to act. He didn't expect the power of beauty to touch people's hearts to be so powerful. He would never be so decisive on weekdays.And now he still feels numb in his heart, as if he is living in a dream.Ah~~ Liang Shu's little soul is floating in his own small universe, and even the machine gun of Tucao is completely misfired, very love&peace.Fortunately, no matter how turbulent Liang Shu's thoughts are, there will be no special expression on his face, so the whole person still looks very calm and timid.

"But... Zhou Liming has already said that he wants to rest..." He explained to Qin Menghua in a loud voice, but was immediately interrupted by the other party.

"Don't make excuses, have you already fallen in love with my male god! You clearly know that your roommate is Zhou Liming and you don't tell me, and you even want to leave me and go back to the dormitory alone, Liang Shu, you are so scheming I thought about introducing my ex-boyfriend to you, but you treated me like this! You didn't treat me as a sister at all!" Qin Menghua pointed at Liang Shu and trembled slightly, and the tears of accusation were pitiful, and Liang Shu's mind was finally released The handsome man pulled out the aftertaste of Gu Qingcheng.

Liang Shu felt a little annoyed to face the annoying Qin Menghua just after waking up from the beautiful scene, so his tone became stiff: "You didn't tell me the name of the male god you want to see, how would I know?" He is Zhou Liming! Don't even think about introducing your ex-boyfriend to me anymore, okay! And!" He paused, and his voice became low again: "I don't have any fantasies about this kind of male god. .”

This time Liang Shu spoke the truth.Although he admired Zhou Liming, a handsome man, but at the same time, he felt that it was unrealistic to consider him as a romantic partner.Liang Shu has a clear plan for his future.Even if he is out of the closet, he still feels that he should live an ordinary love life with an ordinary man who is also out of the closet.Liking people like Zhou Liming was too exciting for Liang Shu.

However, Qin Menghua would not understand the other party's psychology. After hearing Liang Shu's words, he still looked skeptical, "You are obviously stunned by the beautiful man! It's no wonder you are not interested! Let me tell you, unless you help me Chase Zhou Liming, otherwise I won't believe you!"

Facing Qin Menghua's covetous eyes, Liang Shu looked embarrassed.Even if he didn't plan to have anything to do with Zhou Liming, he didn't want to be some sand sculpture's love assist.But Qin Menghua stared at him intently from the sidelines and kept saying cruel words: "If you don't agree to me, it means that you like him, do you like him, do you, do you!!!"

Liang Shutui had no choice but to explain hesitantly, "I...I didn't..."

Before Liang Shu could finish speaking, Qin Menghua immediately pressed Liang Shu's small body, shaking desperately, "Since you don't like him, then you just promised to help me! Xiao Shu, you are really my good sister! Wow!" Saying that, he gave Liang Shu a bear hug.

Liang Shu: "..."

He felt that the sky that had been cleared just now because of the arrival of the handsome man had turned into a large haze.

It was past nine o'clock when Liang Shu returned to the dormitory.

Qin Menghua lured him to dinner in the name of connecting with him, but in fact, he gave Liang Shu an assist task, planned a plan to meet a male god, and even tried to sell his ex-boyfriend again.Liang Shu had a miserable meal, and he felt better when he saw Zhou Liming in the dormitory.

Zhou Liming is a person who doesn't like to talk. When he saw Liang Shu coming back, he just nodded and didn't even say a word of greeting, so he seemed quite indifferent.But Liang Shu thinks that Zhou Liming, who doesn't care about others, also looks perfect. The sharp eyes and slightly drooping eyelashes of the other party, combined with the lazy and dismissive eyes, seem to be God's matching according to the golden ratio. Came out to a perfect picture.It was so beautiful, Liang Shu secretly smacked his lips.

The double bedroom for undergraduates adopts the layout of the upper bed and the lower desk. The bed is also hung with humanized curtains, leaving a certain amount of privacy for people.At this moment, Liang Shu was hiding behind the curtain of his bed, with half of his head exposed, secretly observing Zhou Liming who was sitting at the opposite desk looking at his mobile phone.After carefully savoring the handsome man's appearance for a while, Liang Shu became suspicious again.Would someone as indifferent as Zhou Liming fall in love with someone as flamboyant as Qin Menghua? He couldn't imagine that kind of picture at all, and even felt that Zhou Liming would never want to fall in love with a human being.Liang Shu was staring at the other party in a daze, when Zhou Liming suddenly raised his head and looked at him.

Liang Shu:! ! !

He instantly felt a burst of icy energy directing towards him, Liang Shu's heart constricted, and he immediately lowered his eyes.Then while pretending to be calm, he slowly retracted his head into the bed curtain.Liang Shu didn't open his mouth to pant until he could no longer see the other party's face.The aura of the handsome guy is too strong, even though he is handsome, he is also terrifying!What should I do, Zhou Liming doesn't look like an easy-going person at all, even if he wants to assist Qin Menghua, it's very difficult to do!He still doesn't know if Zhou Liming can accept the same sex. If the other party is particularly disgusted, then his roommate will die of embarrassment!

Lying on the bed, Liang Shu was happy for a while and worried for a while, completely forgetting the melancholy about coming out of the closet, and fell asleep without knowing it.

Being in the same room with the handsome guy didn't give Liang Shu any good dreams, he saw Qin Menghua in his dream.

The scene of Liang Shu and Qin Menghua having dinner at night was reproduced in the dream.

The two of them went to a little famous Cantonese dim sum shop near the school at night.Due to the wide variety of dim sum and the limited appetite of customers, the store launched a single-order service for some dim sum with a strong sense of satiety.In order to keep fit, Qin Menghua didn't eat sugary food at night, but Liang Shu liked the green mustard and salmon tart of this family very much, so he ordered one for himself.

Qin Menghua's mind was not on eating at all, but kept chattering to Liang Shu.After the food was served, the other party casually took away the salmon tart that Liang Shu had been thinking about.

Liang Shu looked at the egg tart anxiously, opened his mouth, but didn't say anything.

Qin Menghua casually took a bite, then frowned in disgust, "Oh, it's so spicy!" As he spoke, he spit out the contents of his mouth onto a napkin, wrapped it up, and threw it aside. "Liang Shu, why do you order this kind of thing? It's unpalatable and high in calories. Your taste is really disgusting!"

Liang Shu: "..."

A burst of anger surged into his heart, Liang Shu clenched his fists, and just as he was about to say something, Qin Menghua on the opposite side spoke again: "You heard what I just told you. Remember, Be sure to say good things about me in front of Zhou Liming. As long as you help me well, I will introduce you to more people in the circle. Okay, okay, I won’t introduce my ex-boyfriend to you, don’t use that kind of look Look at me!"

"...Okay." Liang Shu lowered his head and responded, but his eyes were still unwilling to look at the poor salmon tart that was discarded aside.Suddenly, he noticed that half of the egg tart moved, then suddenly jumped up, and threw himself straight in front of Liang Shu!

Even though it was in a dream, Liang Shu was taken aback by Egg Tart's shocking behavior, which made the rest of the background in his dream blurred.Seeing the egg tart land firmly on Liang Shu's nose, he cursed at him.

"You idiot! Why don't you dare to speak out when you are so angry! Why do you just watch me being ruined by that bastard! I am not what you ordered! How can you be sorry for me?!"

Liang Shu was stunned. The smell of this mustard-flavored egg tart standing on his nose was so irritating that his tears were forced out in an instant. apologized.

But this salmon tart completely dismissed Liang Shu's apology, and it screamed loudly: "Liang Shu, I hate it so much. People spit it out! It’s all because you counseled me! I want to curse you! Aren’t you counseled? I curse you that as long as the emotional value exceeds 50, you will express your true emotions by 10 times. You are not Do you hate Qin Menghua? Just let you become 10 times more powerful than Qin Menghua, I tell you to be cowardly, I tell you to be cowardly! Hahahahahaha..."

"Don't! Don't! Don't curse me!" Liang Shu actually didn't understand what Egg Tart said at all, but he felt very scared to hear Egg Tart laughing so horribly.

"Don't, don't..." Liang Shu murmured a few words, finally opened his eyes suddenly, and woke up.

After staring at the bed cover above his head for a while, Liang Shu realized where he was.He actually had such an absurd and terrifying dream, Liang Shu couldn't help shivering.

"It's a good thing it's a dream, it's a good thing it's a dream." Liang Shu read a few words mechanically before calming down, and then heard some movement outside the bed.He opened the curtain of the bed, only to find that it was already daylight.Zhou Liming, who was in the same dormitory, seemed to have just finished taking a shower, and was brushing his wet hair intermittently.

Liang Shu stared blankly at the way the other party was wiping his hair, completely dumbstruck.

"The morning sun shines on that clean and delicate face, and the beautiful face emits a divine light."

"The raised eyebrows and slightly wrinkled forehead all show the unique handsomeness and sexiness of men."

"Ah, Zhou Liming! You are such a person who combines all the good things in the world! If I can see your angelic face every morning, I will be willing to punish me for having nightmares every night!!!"

After sighing at Zhou Liming's beauty, Liang Shu felt that his mood was much better, but he suddenly felt something was wrong.Why is my little nymphomaniac so full of emotions today, so full of emotion that it seems to have substance, and even that voice still uses the turbulent tone of his elementary school morning reading, it's really strange.

Liang Shu thought about it, and suddenly found that Zhou Liming, who was standing on the ground, was looking at him with indescribable eyes: "What did you just say?"

I didn't say anything just now, I was just thinking in my heart... Liang Shu's heart shuddered, only then did he realize that a changing number appeared in the upper left corner of his field of vision, and its value was constantly rising.

【42】【43】【46】...

There is a line of small characters under the number, [30 seconds ago, Liang Shu's emotional value rose to [68], triggering a real emotional reaction]

Emotional reaction?Liang Shu's mind was running wildly, and he instantly remembered the curse of the egg tart in his dream - as long as the emotional value exceeds 50, the true emotion will be expressed by multiplying by ten times.So he just recited the little thoughts of his nympho Zhou Liming? !

Ahhhhh!Liang Shu's adrenaline rose instantly, and the mood value on the upper left immediately surpassed 50 like a rocket. This time, he soberly heard himself yelling: "It's over! How can I speak out what's on my mind? Zhou Liming's handsomeness is too exaggerated, but what can I do if I wake up and see him in the morning, my mood will fluctuate violently! It's so embarrassing! Zhou Liming knows everything!"

Zhou Liming: "Huh? What did you say?" He looked at Liang Shu with a puzzled expression.

Liang Shu yelled again, "Don't look at me anymore! You are so handsome! I'm going crazy! Help me!"

Seeing that his emotional value was about to exceed 100 by the other party, Liang Shu, whose face was flushed from suffocation, was quick to think, and lay down on the bed, covering himself with a quilt.Although he couldn't see anyone anymore, his mood hadn't come down so quickly in a while, so Liang Shu kept shouting: "Zhou Liming, go away, I can't see you anymore, I'm really ashamed Ah woo woo woo, hurry up, woo woo woo..."

Zhou Liming: "..."

He looked at the figure who was naked under the quilt and his buttocks were sticking out and shaking, and felt that this scene was really...

What's the matter with you classmate, don't you really need me to call you a car to the mental hospital?